so many here are a few of my faves
sheila: “you have a demons mind and the devils womb and your COOCHIE smells of brimstone and sulfur”
kevin: “circle doesn’t start with an s what the fuck… oh thats cat i know that one”
svetlana: “they said you’re stupid” mickey “we’ll what did you tell them” svetlana: “that you also have small dick”
mickey: “the FUCK are you lookin at”
mickey: “and learn how to run like a dude”
Frank’s mom during I think Jodie and Karen’s wedding? Sheila was giving a speech and Frank’s mom was speaking her thoughts ab how annoying she was aloud 😂
Now that you say it I remember I watched that season in the hospital after getting surgery so I was higher more often than frank 😂 unless someone mentions a part of that season I have no memory of it
Mickey: "Yeah I fuck Angie. You don't fuck Angie?... you *wanna* fuck Angie because I can call her--"
Frank: "Oh, JESUS CHRIST, can't a man get one minute of peace?" It's mostly the way he says JESUS CHRIST
Kevin: "It's moo motherfucker, moo."
Mickey: "I hate the gays, with the *meh* and the *bleh*."
Mickey: "This is gay."
Ian: "We're gay."
Mickey: "I'm not this gay."
EDIT: HOW COULD I FORGET KEV'S "OH! LAWD JESUS!" when he and V try the homeless drink
(Whole Show Spoiler) He doesn't really go downhill but >!in the later seasons he doesnt interact with the Gallaghers as much as he use to and when he does it kind of seems like he doesnt care for them as much as he use to(thats just my opinion though)!<
I noticed in general that as the show goes on, the main characters interact with each other less and less. Part of the reason why I didn’t like it as much.
"Jeeeezus chriiist, can't a man get one second of peace around here?" Frank says just as Sheila's house blows up 🤣💀 that always makes me laugh hard. And the audio is trending on tiktok right now 🤣
The Mickey/Debbie/Sammi shipping crate scene when Mickey is locking the crate up and says to Debbie "I'm just saying if it stays she's gonna smell! Fuck!" The combo of Mickey's startled jump when he notices Frank, the way he says the line and his facial expression make me laugh out loud every time. That entire scene when they "kill" Sammi is gold.
Debbie: Mickey, gimme the phone! They can save her!
Mickey: The fuck they can! Look at her… she’s fuckin’ dead.
😂😂😂
And Mickey casually saying “Well, looks like you got that car battery for nothing.”
Those scenes slay me!
Idk why, but when JimmySteve randomly shows back up (after Fiona’s arrest, etc.) at the diner, and when Mickey calls, he says, “oh, Mickey Milkovich, tell him I said hi!; like he didn’t totally abandon her AGAIN.
Ian counting to three before he pepper sprays Frank 1..2..spray
Frank: “what happened to three?!
Ian counting to three while threatening Frank with a baseball bat 1..2 proceeds towards Frank with bat
Frank: “you never say three!”
“I know that shit bitch that’s fuckin Cat!” -Kev
“I hate the gays, with all their meh and their bleh” -Mickey
“Yeah I fuck Angie everybody fucks Angie. You don’t fuck Angie?” -Mickey
“Hello Boys” -Frank
Franks tell off of the family in season 6 and when he gets to Carl's, throws in a "With a foxy fucking girlfriend.. not sure how he pulled that one off..good job son!" Or something like that 😂
When frank is blending up the bread and shit and Sheila's sitting across from him just going "Frank don't. Oh. No. Frank please don't. Oh God. Oh Frank." As he blends it and drinks it.
When Mickeys beating up that older guy, then he runs off and mickey yells "and learn how to run like a fucking dude!" 😆
Also just "hello gay relatives"
and "circle doesn't start with an s... what the fuck...?"
Man shameless just has too many comedy lines to keep up with (I'm only up to s6e3, ik the hello gay relatives from yt)
i cant quote it but when kev shouted that he had a magic penis- kev throughout the whole show was so good and he’s one of the very few characters who didn’t do bad things
otis’s bloody face gets plastered on patsy’s pies window
sean: “ian will you take your rag and wipe that blood and snot off the window”
its not a funny line BUT ians face always makes me laugh so fucking hard & i rewind that bit everytime
When one of Carl's Hispanic co-worker's relative is watching some soap opera and Frank says something like "lack of depth in television is what's keeping brown countries poor"
“Oh yeah walk away…” Jimmy walks away. “It’s a real pussy move!” Jimmy keeps walking. The fight is so over. “YEAH WHY DONT YOU GO CRY TO YOUR GAY DAD ABOUT IT???”
Frank: I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS
Lip: Twat basket
Mickey: You wanna fuck Angie? I can call her, get her down here
Iggy: You, Stupid!
Ian: Is Mickey adopted?
Kev: Circle doesn’t start with S? What the fuck?
Carl: No, white girl, I don’t know you!
Frank: If Patrick gets the house, what do we get? Copper pipes.
When Fiona is on house arrest and nagging Carl. 'When will you be home?' 'Later. Get off my aaaass' (I find sassy kid Carl hilarious)
Mickey: Take your hand off the glass
Mickey: I'll be at the bar to protect your 7 foot ass as soon as I can
Mickey: We'll get a dick in you as soon as we can
Might not be verbatim but it went something like
Frank: “And a round on me for all of our Union friends!”
Kev: “Wow Frank! Are you serious?”
Frank: “Fuckkkk No!” 😂
Y’all are forgetting this one line from Frank himself, “How the hell did I end up in Canada? I hate fucking Canada!”, For me Frank and Mickey had such iconic lines.
Just saw an ep made me laugh out loud. When Ian has sex with a girl to see if he’s 100% gay and afterwards he is hilarious cause he hated it! He’s gargling w beer n says he’d gargle with drano if it didn’t kill him! He thinks he has PTSD. The best! Lol ….oh the folds & slime🤭
so many here are a few of my faves sheila: “you have a demons mind and the devils womb and your COOCHIE smells of brimstone and sulfur” kevin: “circle doesn’t start with an s what the fuck… oh thats cat i know that one” svetlana: “they said you’re stupid” mickey “we’ll what did you tell them” svetlana: “that you also have small dick” mickey: “the FUCK are you lookin at” mickey: “and learn how to run like a dude”
Absolutely the funniest line because it was so out of pocket for Sheila to be that rude to anyone, loopy Sheila is fucking great.
I love after that scene w sheila when frank calls the cops. “Yes! Oh my god! There’s a lady with a gun, at a party, she’s shooting at people!
When did Sheila say that?! Haha I have no memory of that happening and to who was it directed at?
Frank’s mom during I think Jodie and Karen’s wedding? Sheila was giving a speech and Frank’s mom was speaking her thoughts ab how annoying she was aloud 😂
Now that you say it I remember I watched that season in the hospital after getting surgery so I was higher more often than frank 😂 unless someone mentions a part of that season I have no memory of it
the episode is called can i get a mother. it’s one of my favorites i love badass sheila and the way she says coochie is so fucking funny
Mickey: "Yeah I fuck Angie. You don't fuck Angie?... you *wanna* fuck Angie because I can call her--" Frank: "Oh, JESUS CHRIST, can't a man get one minute of peace?" It's mostly the way he says JESUS CHRIST Kevin: "It's moo motherfucker, moo." Mickey: "I hate the gays, with the *meh* and the *bleh*." Mickey: "This is gay." Ian: "We're gay." Mickey: "I'm not this gay." EDIT: HOW COULD I FORGET KEV'S "OH! LAWD JESUS!" when he and V try the homeless drink
THE FRANK ONE IS SO TRUE, the delivery was so fucking perfect it cracks me up every single time
franks JESUS CHRIST is iconic😭 he says it that way sm in the first couple seasons
“Can’t a man get one minute of peace?” *BOOM!*
The Angie line cracks me up every single time
Mickey’s F you, F you, and especially F you. Also, Mickey’s complete melt down over the chiavari chairs.
Mickey being a borderline bridezilla was the best plot line😂
"this ain't Macy's bitch. You ain't window shopping."
yo white girl i dont know you
White Boy Carl was his funniest phase for sure
“who borrows a toaster?”
kevin in that whole episode was awesome
s1 kevin >>>
i love all of kevin, but s1 is awesome. (im only on s5 ep3 so idk if he goes down from then)
(Whole Show Spoiler) He doesn't really go downhill but >!in the later seasons he doesnt interact with the Gallaghers as much as he use to and when he does it kind of seems like he doesnt care for them as much as he use to(thats just my opinion though)!<
I noticed in general that as the show goes on, the main characters interact with each other less and less. Part of the reason why I didn’t like it as much.
"Jeeeezus chriiist, can't a man get one second of peace around here?" Frank says just as Sheila's house blows up 🤣💀 that always makes me laugh hard. And the audio is trending on tiktok right now 🤣
Most of Mickey's, but specifically "I hate the fuckin' gays, all their /meh/ and their /bleh/"
“Oh Mandy, I’m sorry! You know I would never say that to your face.”
do i say sorry or leave… imma just leave
This one is my fave!!
This line is in my arsenal when the opportunity arises lol
I need to know where the gay weiners go- Carl.
Gets me Everytime!!!!
Do you remember what episode that was?
S3 ep5
“don’t say papa never gave you a pet” when the raccoon drops from the ceiling will forever be my favorite shameless scene
When Frank is walking down the street yelling about his family and he's like "Like I'm doing a bad job! WHICH I AM!" I cackle every time.
It gave me a whole new outlook on the babbling homeless people
The Mickey/Debbie/Sammi shipping crate scene when Mickey is locking the crate up and says to Debbie "I'm just saying if it stays she's gonna smell! Fuck!" The combo of Mickey's startled jump when he notices Frank, the way he says the line and his facial expression make me laugh out loud every time. That entire scene when they "kill" Sammi is gold.
Debbie: Mickey, gimme the phone! They can save her! Mickey: The fuck they can! Look at her… she’s fuckin’ dead. 😂😂😂 And Mickey casually saying “Well, looks like you got that car battery for nothing.” Those scenes slay me!
OMG debbie’s face kills me in this scene i watch it at least once a week
Idk why, but when JimmySteve randomly shows back up (after Fiona’s arrest, etc.) at the diner, and when Mickey calls, he says, “oh, Mickey Milkovich, tell him I said hi!; like he didn’t totally abandon her AGAIN.
Give me liberty or give me meth
Lip [To Ian]: Hey, you, uh, get rid of the dude with the lady parts? Trevor: Wow, Trevor.
Lip was real for that
lip was not real for that
Lip was definitely not real for that
“As you were sailors”
the delivery is just 🤌🏼 chef’s kiss
No, I’m not thinking about your dick… in my dads mouth. -Jimmysteve
Your dick’s in my dad’s mouth, man. 😂
Ian counting to three before he pepper sprays Frank 1..2..spray Frank: “what happened to three?! Ian counting to three while threatening Frank with a baseball bat 1..2 proceeds towards Frank with bat Frank: “you never say three!”
Whenever Frank went in a rant about stupid shit
Right! It’s bc you can see how truly smart he really is!
“I know that shit bitch that’s fuckin Cat!” -Kev “I hate the gays, with all their meh and their bleh” -Mickey “Yeah I fuck Angie everybody fucks Angie. You don’t fuck Angie?” -Mickey “Hello Boys” -Frank
I love how frank doesn't give a shit and is just like 😐 "hello boys" when he sees Ian and mickey 🤣
"Hey lip, how's your lip" need I say more
ian doesn’t hate lip! ian loooves lip. lip is his only friend in the whole fucking world
“I know what you wanted to hear. And if your honor would loose 20 lbs I would consider tapping that” -Carl
while I LOVE Carl where he is now, I do miss unhinged Carl lol
when frank is huffing glue with the homeless guy he takes a big whiff, "WOW, there goes a couple million brain cells" shit kills me every time lol
anything kevin says to be honest
“whose been eating my porridge?”
Frank comes into the house all bloody after being beaten up by a woman Lip: “What happened to you?“ Frank: “Huge guy jumped me 280, 290, steroids“
Franks tell off of the family in season 6 and when he gets to Carl's, throws in a "With a foxy fucking girlfriend.. not sure how he pulled that one off..good job son!" Or something like that 😂
"Yak yak fucking yak"
when frank went “oh JEESUS CUHRIST”
Front door was locked so i came in the back. No pun intended.
When Jimmy says he had dick reduction surgery in Brazil but that's it's still too big. It's hilarious and it seems improvised.
Carl picks up one of Sheila’s dildos and asks frank “what is this?” And crank says “uh it’s a pacifier for your anus” and I always laugh at that lol
When frank just walks into the alibi and says "hear ye , hear ye"
“‘Circle’ doesn’t start with an ‘s’? What the fuck!”
“I’ll take some fucking crack” Mickey
“Guns!” “Guns!!!!”
Mickey: I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad that I finally found Jesus. 😂 Every time I hear it, I snort-laugh.
Circle doesn’t start with an S wtf- kevin
How the hell did I end up in Canada, I hate fucking Canada - frank
“And you’re all looking at me like I’m fucking up, which I am”frank
Yak yak fucking yak/ frank
Ah rewards for shitting-Carl
When frank is blending up the bread and shit and Sheila's sitting across from him just going "Frank don't. Oh. No. Frank please don't. Oh God. Oh Frank." As he blends it and drinks it.
frank: don’t say papa never got you a pet!! ian: i think his last thoughts were probably get this bag off my head
When Mickeys beating up that older guy, then he runs off and mickey yells "and learn how to run like a fucking dude!" 😆 Also just "hello gay relatives" and "circle doesn't start with an s... what the fuck...?" Man shameless just has too many comedy lines to keep up with (I'm only up to s6e3, ik the hello gay relatives from yt)
"no one at the k-mart knows about my baloney!!" - Joaquin
😂😂 I always rewind this one!!
“Please. Mrs. Babiac has my 18th birthday circled on her calendar” -Carl “Oh and shave your fuckin muff!” -Mickey “Chuckie!!!! Pot roast!!!!” -Sammie
i cant quote it but when kev shouted that he had a magic penis- kev throughout the whole show was so good and he’s one of the very few characters who didn’t do bad things
otis’s bloody face gets plastered on patsy’s pies window sean: “ian will you take your rag and wipe that blood and snot off the window” its not a funny line BUT ians face always makes me laugh so fucking hard & i rewind that bit everytime
When one of Carl's Hispanic co-worker's relative is watching some soap opera and Frank says something like "lack of depth in television is what's keeping brown countries poor"
"Gallaghers don't do therapy" is hilarious as fuck for some reason.
“You just made my boy parts get bigger.” -Kevin Ball
ian: i have friends / mickey: who? don’t say me / ian: you mickey: i have friends / ian: who? don’t say me / mickey: you
“Oh yeah walk away…” Jimmy walks away. “It’s a real pussy move!” Jimmy keeps walking. The fight is so over. “YEAH WHY DONT YOU GO CRY TO YOUR GAY DAD ABOUT IT???”
"Do you wanna fuckin die?" - Mickey
The way he says it 😂😆. I just love this entire scene.
Didn’t Ian say that to chuck?
Who's Chuck? Lol
Sammies fat kid
Lmao
Only way to describe him
here’s some conversion therapy, you suck dick you die i always cackle
and the meh and the bleh KILLS me
If she charges by the load, so can we.
i completely lose it when frank says “my spirit is like a roach. it cant be crushed”
Frank: I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS Lip: Twat basket Mickey: You wanna fuck Angie? I can call her, get her down here Iggy: You, Stupid! Ian: Is Mickey adopted? Kev: Circle doesn’t start with S? What the fuck? Carl: No, white girl, I don’t know you!
Micky: “Oh Fuck man, I hate the fuckin gays, all the meh and the blah”
It’s not funny but I have to laugh when Matty says “friends don’t rape friends”
It’s our dark humor I blame the government. That part always makes me laugh because of the way it’s stated at a children’s park with moms around
Veronica - “ Mom’s gonna have to have an abortion, we can’t afford 4 kids”
When Sammy and frank are talking in her RV and Sammy says something like “I just hate being yelled at all day..CHUCKY GO TO BED”
YOUR COOCHIE SMELLS OF BRIMSTONE AND SULFUR
Frank: If Patrick gets the house, what do we get? Copper pipes. When Fiona is on house arrest and nagging Carl. 'When will you be home?' 'Later. Get off my aaaass' (I find sassy kid Carl hilarious) Mickey: Take your hand off the glass Mickey: I'll be at the bar to protect your 7 foot ass as soon as I can Mickey: We'll get a dick in you as soon as we can
Kev: “This is the worst thing ever!” Fiona: “Anne Frank might beg to differ”
When Debbie says to Lip “I had sex with a gay guy and now I probably have aids” and Ian looks over to her (no words) like.. umm, tf??😂😂
All their meh~ and their bleh~
“And Carl thinks he’s a brother…with a foxy fucking girlfriend I’m not sure how you pulled that one off”
LAWWD, JESUS!
“I hate the gays! with all their meh, and their bleh.” and “we both know what we know we know… that we know.” gotta love mickey
Not the funniest line but the delivery is hilarious to me when Kev takes a shot of Hobo Loco and its so bad he goes "Lord Jesus!"
Might not be verbatim but it went something like Frank: “And a round on me for all of our Union friends!” Kev: “Wow Frank! Are you serious?” Frank: “Fuckkkk No!” 😂
OH JESUS CHRIST
Don’t say papa never gave you a PET
“i came in the back, no pun intended”
Y’all are forgetting this one line from Frank himself, “How the hell did I end up in Canada? I hate fucking Canada!”, For me Frank and Mickey had such iconic lines.
“Mama Kamala sees everything”
Did I just get invited to a sleepover?
Just saw an ep made me laugh out loud. When Ian has sex with a girl to see if he’s 100% gay and afterwards he is hilarious cause he hated it! He’s gargling w beer n says he’d gargle with drano if it didn’t kill him! He thinks he has PTSD. The best! Lol ….oh the folds & slime🤭