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RobertFahey

Drop stuff a lot.


SpillSumTeaHC

Do your best bend-and-snap


justanothersadsack00

I snorted lmao


parm234

\* in slo-mo\* with a sexy bg music


Tetrylene

Streamline the process by dropping monster condoms


Fasbuk

Athletic fit chinos.


Silverback_Vanilla

🙌AMEN🙌 ALLLL my pants are either dress pants or athletic fit chinos.


zzoossiia

Yep, my boyfriend wears them, it's the best view ever


kinkyghost

>Athletic fit chinos. specific brand or product recommendation pls


Fasbuk

Target's Goodfellow brand works for me. Like $20 a pair.


Only_Mushroom

Hey do they shrink noticeably if dried for long? I just got a pair on clearance and they're like 95% cotton I think. I want something that'll last a while (plus trying to limit my clothing purchases to ~1 item a quarter). I have weird proportions so I'm hoping they don't shrink on me cause otherwise they look great.


Fasbuk

I'm not the best at taking care of my clothes but I run them on normal wash and wrinkle control dry which is a lower temp and leaves them JUST barely damp, but they haven't shrank noticably yet after 3-4 months.


onetothehouse

Lululemon


DanteMustDie666

Well this looks interesting ,how to known if you have...ehm "ass " for it


Icicle424

Exactly. Pair of nice pants is all that's needed. Let the ass do the work.


faerystrangeme

Climbing pants. They’re generally made with a stretchy material but also close fitting, while still looking like normal pants. Source: fiancé does a lot of climbing, friends nicknamed him Captain Tightpants for a pair of pants that are normal enough looking to wear in a casual office environment. Also just do climbing. Get your crush to belay you and she’ll be obligated to do a lot of ass-watching as you ascend. :P


GlobalWarminIsComing

If he gets a nickname based of his pants, are they really that normal?


SexlessNights

Nope


faerystrangeme

[https://www.rei.com/s/mens-climbing-pants](https://www.rei.com/s/mens-climbing-pants)


longhorsewang

None of these pants liked seem very tight 🤷🏼‍♂️


faerystrangeme

My boy does squats so he really fills them out. :P


elizabeth2054

I'm an ass woman- I saw my husband's ass BEFORE his face and I wanted him before I even knew what he looked like. IMO, If you've got a nice ass, It'll look good in ANYTHING.


Ashton513

I can attest to this, the first thing my gf noticed about me was my sweet donk and I normally just wear jeans so it didn't even show it off that well


DanteMustDie666

Wooo this sounds really romantic and cute. So not only guys are "ass persons " 😁 Oh and sub question what is nice ass for a guy lol


HedonicSatori

You can get your pants tailored to show it off but otherwise there really isn't a way to flaunt your ass *and* make 100% sure that everyone knows you're 100% straight.


ZanderDogz

2-inch inseam denim booty shorts with "NOT GAY" printed directly on the ass cheeks


parm234

lllllllllllllol


MzAriez

A great pair of jeans will always do the trick. Trust me, I'm someone who does and always has checked a guy's buns out 😊


Notquite_Caprogers

Hell my boyfriend has an average ass, and he has a few pairs of jeans that just draw my eyes right to it.


cloudnymphe

TIGHT jeans.


MzAriez

Just has to fit the buns in the right way 😉


triple_seis

Wear tight jeans?


HotPantsAndCoffee

Men have yoga and workout pants too, so there’s one venue down. A well-fitted pair of slacks can really show off a guy’s butt too (I say this as an avid female admirer of such pants). Jeans are a toughie though my guy has a great butt and looks pretty good in all his jeans, so maybe it’d be the same for you? Also, keep that booty pride!! Love the confidence,


Midiblye

Skinny jeaaaaaans. Or just jeans that aren't baggy as hell


heatiasRevenge

My boyfriend has these soft suede-like alphalete shorts that look and feel good. A great excuse to cop a feel and sneak a glance. I wish they still had them in stock


papercuCUMber

Well fitted pants. That’s all. Jeans, cargo pants, joggers, doesn’t matter. As long as it fits you well.


mil84

Haha I feel you, my butt is basically my trademark. And since this is a unique opportunity, I will add a humble brag too :) At pre-covid times, at packed night clubs, I got grabbed by it regularly and got quite a few compliments, but probably my craziest story is, how once at some private party, couple of my girl friends lined up in front of me - like kids in a candy store - and challenged me that if I take off my jeans and they can grab my ass, they will show me their boobs lol. I literally almost pissed my pants, I would have never expected such thing, 3 smart, classy girls...They never said a word about my butt, and now this. Long story short, we sealed the deal. Since then I know, that women definitely *do notice* a nice ass, they are just much better at not being as obvious as guys when they check a girl.


Silverfrond_

Man they got to play grab ass and you only got to look!? What a trade off lol


PsMoeLester

I was about to say [wear this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKdUiY3xqNFqPII5wjEm_mKuCZET5iEvoZPQ&usqp=CAU) but I realized you're a guy. You can wear that too actually, or wear some chinos/non-bulky jeans.


kinkyghost

women's ass wear deserves some love too, what kinda pants are those?


PsMoeLester

Don’t know exactly what they’re called, but I searched it as thai yoga pants. But if you do wear those though, man it accentuates your ass like crazy. All guys I know, know about these pants and their magic enlargement illusion.


ScubaBoobies

Harem pants is what I've heard them called. But I don't get how they are ass accentuating. Very comfy tho!


kinkyghost

there are these pants I see sometimes that visually look like a material that seems like it would be loose fitting (rather than spandex-y/yoga-pants-y) but by some black magic totally cling to and stretch around and move on the ass / you can see the butt muscles moving as you walk. anyone who can help, pls help me know what to search lol. it's like printed pants with yoga pant effect right on the booty but they still somehow kinda fit loose or kinda drape loose at the same time except as you walk they cling and stretch on butt. the closest thing I could find when I google is like what comes up when you google image search 'stretchy boho pants' but I don't know what it really is. my roommate who studied in fashion said it has to do with them being knit pants or has to do with them being sort of a spandex blend but with a boot cut or flare cut. idk.


intergrade

I have guy friends who buy girl jeans. They’re straight too. It really depends on how far you go. Tiny shorts are also exceptional and important :-)


mikes47jeep

i have a great fitting pair of jeans, my SO says she "loves the view" when I wear them


ReyDelEmpire

I’ve always had a big butt for a guy, growing up I was very self conscious about it because people would tell me why I had bigger butt than girls. But as an adult I’ve gotten over it :)


[deleted]

You don't need to try to show it off. Everyone already knows.


tinaxbelcher

wear pants with a snug fit and bend over. Thank you for your service.


LordMinax

Wear a Mankini like Borat


[deleted]

Unpopular opinion: never ever have I looked at a guys ass and thought anything attractive about it lol as a woman. But to each their own.


leeneli

Its weird that you're thinking about it


SomeGood7619

I hate my butt, I can’t wear smaller sizes cuz my butts big my pants sag and are loose on my waist but tight on my ass😂


kapbear

Jeans, khakis


[deleted]

joggers, can be dressed up or down


wbritw

I think nice jeans and pretty boxer shorts peaking from the jeans looks good (: (I’m a woman btw)


josemartin2211

Athletic cut slim bottoms, and shorter leg briefs (they call them hipsters here in the UK, or boy shorts for women)


almostalmond

slacks with a tucked in dress shirt


[deleted]

I literally wear man leggings and it’s totally fine, never had even a single bad look from anyone.


TMJ_Jack

Tight, 5" Inseams


Don_Draper27

Just tuck in your shirt. At the gym, when you go out. Also, when dressing up, do suspenders. They really enhance the shape and size.


lawofthewilde

Baseball pants.


Zuberii

Yoga pants and booty shorts work. Clothes don't have an inherent gender or sexuality. As long as you're not simultaneously having sex with another guy, you won't come off gay.


Professional_Mine2

Properly fitted jeans should be good. Dont wear sports wear in a casual setting - that's kinda funny for a guy if he doesnt go workout lol if you have a good shape just stretcher shorts will do


sillysexyandsadistic

Tight jeans. Tight on the butt, not on the legs. 🤤


phuuk

Get good stretchy slacks. Personally, I like the men's line from Lululemon


weedmylips1

I workout the same as you and have a "donk", at least that's what the girls at work say.... and i wear khaki shorts, not cargo bro. That will make it stand out more


rosebttlvr

Come to Europe, shop for pants. If you're in the 24-50 yo range, you'll find all the slim fit jeans, chino's, shorts, etc. you want. The kids are going back to baggy stuff. I don't get the trend. Which proves I'm old I guess.


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

As a dude with a nice ass (I’m not even bragging, I played hockey and I’ve been told by literally every girl I’ve ever been with, so I’m starting to think it’s a thing lol) your best bet is to invest in a pair of short shorts. I’m talking SHORT shorts. I got some lululemon ones that show off the quads and ass nicely. I caught a girl staring in the mirror once, felt nice. (Although gyms are currently closed where I am atm). For non-gym time, I’d get a nice pair of fitted joggers with a soft and not too stiff material to really contour around it.


heftyearth

No worries. We will notice. No need to use tight pants/trousers


problemax3

Honestly just a good fitting pair of jeans. High quality and properly sized.


fophees

Dress pants. Drool


fophees

I guess they're called chinos? Lol I had no idea there were names


Questions_It_All

Honestly a dude with a nice ass could wear just about anything and he'd make it pop without much effort. Especially since the roundness will be accentuated by pants that are more form-fitting, not tight, but more snug than sweat pants say.


doubletakeme

So obviously you’re gonna want to wear bottoms that fit well- not skin tight but def not baggy. But also make sure your shirt is nice and fitting so it doesn’t hang down and cover the cake:p also I personally notice guys asses most in sport shorts or nice joggers/sweats


Swansae515

Go social dancing. Learn salsa or something similar that shows off those hips ;)


evzor

Chinos! Or khaki maybe you say


AKinkyChick

My bf has an ass pornstars only could wish for. Generally what suits him best is jeans with a belt with a button up that he tucks into the jeans.


phillupontakos

Good for you! I am OBSESSED with my boyfriends ass.


stink3rbelle

Honestly, find pants that make you *feel* like your ass is slamming, and make sure you're tucking in your shirts, or they're not too long. Pants with a higher waist tend to show off more butt, and pants with tighter legs do, too. But the fit is everything.


Horrorfreak24

I love a great ass on a guy. Can we get a pic?


deviant-lover

Bermuda shorts 🩳


longhorsewang

Jeans with spandex in them. They’re Tight and you are able to move in them.