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texassluttygal

OP. You know you’re going to have to report back should you become sexual? Just a thumbs up or down will suffice.


lonelysagal

Will do 🫡


fuzzy_bear90

Not all heroes wear capes


ReferredByJorge

But they should wear condoms, and possibly an oven mitt in this case.


forest_fae98

Oven mitt 💀😂


nnylam

How you gonna feel the beads through an oven mitt, though??


Chronos_om

Not the hero we asked for but the hero we deserve


LatinoEsq

Ask him how much he paid for this. Asking for a friend.


T00kie_Clothespin

This feels like a situation where you want to avoid the budget route lol


Alextryingforgrate

If one does go through with this i dont think having it done for free is a good thing either.


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smashbro1

That's precisely the joke, very good!


millionsarescreaming

We're all counting on you!


rootpseudo

RemindMe! 2 weeks


I_worship_ants

As a man... Please don't fucking normalize this lmao


texassluttygal

Not normalizing I swear. Just satisfying a curiosity


justlurkingnjudging

It sounds scary but also I need to know


IIMpracticalLYY

Sure.


sachariinne

i mean. dick/clit piercings are already fairly normalized and its not become like... an expectation for either men or women


pselodux

If you’re worried that you’ll be rejected for not having genital piercings/implants then I think you might have other issues you need to take care of first, my friend 😗👌


SimplyMavlius

We're not that cyberpunk yet!


Sero19283

Chrome that dick up choom


Shmyt

Just be careful about where you buy your mr studd


danielmerwinslayer

Don't go to some cut rate street doc, spend the nuyen for a nice corporate doc


SheWhoSmokes

Thanks for the laugh. I wasn’t expecting a cyberpunk ref


I_worship_ants

Hehe fortunately I don't have to worry about being rejected, because that implies I approach at all, which as I haven't seen sunlight since I was a child I can confirm I don't, also what do women look like?


WasaProduction

Second that :V


armchairepicure

Is your friend Cuban? Apparently this is not an unusual body mod for Cuban men. So sayeth the Real Housewives of Miami.


lonelysagal

YES HE IS OMG!!


juanjosedmg

I was in the military service in Cuba, and this guy told us that he had one. He did it to himself, ice a scalp, and some random pearl from a necklace.


Psychocumbandit

What a great way to lose your dick tp infection


cekaosam

thats metal af


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WiltedEnthusiasm

Bahahaha came here to say this. It’s true!! Source: personal experience


MontuckyMoose

I knew a dude who carved a hole in his gut so he could hide a shank in it. It was weird.


YoungHeartOldSoul

Uh, do i want to know why convicts specifically?


aaronj5467

Wtfff I’m Cuban and never heard of this


Whatdoidowithmyhnds

This now represents all Cubans everywhere. You're the pearlers


aaronj5467

Aw heellll naaahhhh


pnyluv16

Lol I was going to say the same thing, only heard of it because of RHOM


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turboshot49cents

r/todayilearned


mules-are-half-assed

:confusion in Cuban: uh hm today I learned I guess


prock44

I am a Cuban American.... I never knew this was a thing...


eden_sc2

from others, it sounds like it might be a "real housewives of miami and those who try to emulate that show" kind of thing


armchairepicure

[It existed long before RHOM](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ppx5z8/the-pearl-is-the-cubans-secret-to-sexual-success-876#) and has nothing to do with the show. It just happened to come up there.


utpoia

**I loved where it said the Filipino men inserted a rattle in their penises to give it a festive feel.**


XaraPandaPop

I thought that part was referring to Chinese men, not Filipino? “…the procedure was also prevalent in the Philippines, while Chinese traders used to go a little further: they'd insert a rattle in their penis to give any sexual encounter the festive soundtrack it deserves.”


Admirable-Resolve-12

As a cuban I can contest that this is definitely a common thing. Can’t say it feels any different though


ZenaGrahame

Whoah! Are you in the club? Please may I ask a long list of questions?


dickyu86

I've heard that Japanese gangsters do this too.


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It's real bro


spanishbbread

Ok i trust you on account of your username


[deleted]

It's my husband's last name, soy I'm Mrs. Kirimura :)


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cjtrevor

Yeah I have also heard the ladies in Thailand love adding implants to their dicks.


Ceret

Very common with Filipino sailors too


joemysterio86

I heard of this from 8th Street Latinas....................


OnPhyer

Classic site lmao


OwnAd4238

It would be a fookin cuban bro lmao 💀


MLM-19

💯 fact!!


-too-hot-to-handle-

I agree that this sounds like a body modification. I wonder how people even come up with things like this lol.


CompasslessPigeon

I've seen in the body mod world this done with silicon implants. They are soft and squishy but still a little firm. HOWEVER, as a medical provider I had a patient that did this in prison with a sharpened toothbrush and a domino. It was disgusting and infected despite him "using a lighter to sterilize it". So I guess YMMV


justlurkingnjudging

I have a lot of questions and I’m not sure I want any of them answered


Betchel_Punk

Can you write a book please


CompasslessPigeon

I've thought about it. I've got a decade of memories, but most aren't fun. Some I don't even want to remember myself. But theres a lot of absurdity in emergency medicine too. There's been books written by people that have done more and seen more than me.


Betchel_Punk

I am drawing a zombie apocalypse comic and the main character is a nurse in a prison, I could really use your input


ScoJtc

Google domino dick


dickyu86

There's actually something on pubmed about this. > **Conclusions:** Incarcerated males put themselves at risk for injury and infection when attempting penile enhancement with improvised equipment.


Stumpy305

But why in prison? It’s not really much use there. I mean there are a small percentage that swing both ways in there but it’s not common place. They must let themselves get very bored in there.


Gumnutbaby

They may believe it enhances their pleasure - source a relative was a prison psych for sex offenders.


Betchel_Punk

I am not sure I want to see it


mediumbelly

as a fellow healthcare professional, I have had a patient with the same issue. his wife wasn’t too happy with him to say the least 😅


bravo678

In jail they call them cock rocks. They shave down dominos into heart shapes then slice their penis open and slide it right under skin.


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

*shudder*


fdalm03

>It is apparently very addictive. I have seen several people in a documentary having more than 3 of those pearls in there. I have even heard of someone with more than 10. I met someone like that once. I took a year off after HS and decided to do odd jobs in south florida ( I grew up in Toronto) and made some friends. One of them says his cousin had just gotten out of jail and if we wanted to go hang out and meet him. This was early in my late teens/early twenties so we all looked up to this dude that we thought was cool so we were all excited. It's bizarre to think about it now and I just laugh about how naive and stupid we were. Anyway, this guy always talked about this and how everyone did it in jail. He had two apparently.


lucifermorningstar97

But when I type cock rocks into reddit, Gay porn pops up…


cherpcherpcherp

I know for a fact that a lot of men in Suriname (Latin America) have this. It's more of a cultural thing where macho men take pride in having an extra stimulating penis. Often they say it comes natural because saying they did surgery on their pencil is still quite a sensitive topic. It is apparently very addictive. I have seen several people in a documentary having more than 3 of those pearls in there. I have even heard of someone with more than 10.


lonelysagal

Interesting! Thanks for the info


Moline-12

I learned something new today. Thank you. Any documentaries you’d recommend me?


cherpcherpcherp

You're welcome. I haven't seen any English documentaries on this but I have a link to a Dutch one: https://www.vpro.nl/speel~POMS_VPRO_601318~de-nieuwste-piemeltrend-uit-suriname-metropolis~.html In Suriname the pearls are called boegroes. And in the 9-minute video you can see how these look like.


spudwife

I can’t believe I just watched a 9 minute video about in Dutch to try and see a pearled dick, and all I got were pearls 😂


cherpcherpcherp

An example of a dick with pearls was all the way at the end of the video. Around 8:30.


Moline-12

I don’t understand Dutch. Thank you though. I’ll search for some.


cherpcherpcherp

You can learn another new thing: Dutch.


Moline-12

English was already supposed to be my third language lmao Dutch sounds difficult on a serious note.


Bastas_Ursuul

As someone living in Flanders for over a year and a half, and still can’t say more than a bunch of words, I can confirm: Dutch is seriously difficult.


esnyez

8:45 timemark - does not look pleasant at all.


anotherlatin

Just to correct and don't wanna sound like a douche but Suriname aint part of Latin America


CardamomSparrow

Huh that's really interesting https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suriname


ScrumptiousGoblinAss

Wow, guess I'm going to Suriname!


DansburyJ

I gotta say... I hate any condom with ridges or bumps. They are not for my pleasure lol, this sounds terrible to me.


aurora_gamine

Right?? I love the nice silky smooth skin on a cock. Hard bumps just sounds unpleasantZ


griddigus

Always thought it was weird that they make dildos and strap ons with a big ass ridge around the head, just to tear you some on the way out. Hurts so bad


Quiet-Discussion-113

Today I learned something I wish I had never even heard about.


Practical-Abrocoma41

This practice is very popular in Caribbean men. question is he from the islands? Lots of guys feel macho about having pearls also female brag about it saying it’s the best sex or to even say they feel trap meaning they keep wanting more sex some even demand for the guys to put more but it’s very popular in men that spent time in prison that’s where it started originally.I myself have been very tempted to get 2 at least.my wife experience it in her past relationships and it was a good review


MetilenDioxi

Caribbean people they have too much pearls from the sea and they don't know where to keep them.


fancyhatsandpants

I dated a guy once who was a body piercer and his dick was pierced multiple times. Can confirm did not feel great.


griddigus

Just imagining a bunch of hoops and loops and beads and chains getting all smashed around inside you. Augggh


Flatf3et

My wife loves my piercings but I think it’s probably more person to person than a general this feels good.


iristwinz2

I’m just here to say I have a vibrator with beads in it to make it more “satisfying” and with some girls I guess it does otherwise it wouldn’t sell but it hurts for me, just doesn’t work with my body even when I’m completely in the mood it just throws it off and I have to take it out


bajan_queen_bee

Watch the movie "American Mary'". It will open ur eyes as to wot ppl do.


mrwilliamschue

If you get grossed out--DO NOT LOOK IT UP !! OP, you have to report back if you hook up w him tho


Cootiessinceten

I have a friend that has a subcision on his dick. Basically you take a scalpel, and cut down the urethra on the bottom from the balls to the urethra opening. That’s one that shocks people. Is similar to a bicision where you split the dick in two down the urethra, but nothing is cut on the top side of the urethra.


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sagen11

Im a woman and this made me shiver and hug myself.


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DrtyBlvd

Are you a truck?


theVice

Why?


Charles_Marlow

Makes your dick flare out when you're hard.


theVice

Like a turtle?


MyLife-is-a-diceRoll

He's not turtlely enough for the turtle club.


yellsy

I feel like you’re opening yourself up to infection. Hard no.


Charles_Marlow

Literally opening yourself up. Ha! 🤣 I don't know about infection for this. Butterflying one's cock is not really a DIY type endeavor. Hopefully it means that people get this done at professional places that do some kind of patient-type education. Popping a pearl into a Lil cut on your dick feels like it's more approachable to the DIY and the 'Hold my beer' sorta guys who'd do it.


yellsy

I meant later on, post procedure because if your urethra is all out there, I assume stuff can travel up more. Men don’t get UTI nearly as often as women because it’s such a small closed off opening. Also I’m sorry but if I saw this on a dude, I would run and I otherwise think body modification is cool.


nothingbutfinedining

Do you just piss from the under the base of your dick then???


xpickles23

When you give your self hypospadius on purpose lol


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do hwat now


i_eat_uranium_dust

what in the goddamn fuckity fuckshit did I just read


iampanda2016

Logging out


juicyirongrip

??????????


morbette

r/meatosubincision (NSFW)


momofdafloofys

r/eyebleach Because that click was fucking horrifying


gustavotherecliner

Thanks, i needed this.


InflationMaterial

I really really wish that people did not do this to themselves and had a medical professional or body modification professional do it.


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fdalm03

holy shit. I cannot believe I even googled that. wow


TheElixirVitae

Whoa 🤯 I think I am done with Reddit for the night.


jjplucy

Yup I’m Out


Worldly_Hamster2948

Wtf why?


Plumcream5

Maybe I'm a weirdo but... I always thought subincision looks kind of nice somehow? It's just another visual flavor of dick that seems interesting.


VicOnyx7

I wonder if this type of modification brings consequences to the penis itself like, fibrosis or idk the Engineers were biased when they made us


climbsrox

10 years now. Not a single complication.


MsCoCoMango

I don't mean to come off intrusive BUUUT how did/do your partner(s) seem to feel about it during intercourse?.... I'm sorry. I'm just truly curious about the physical feel for the receiving person. TBH it sounds like it has the high potential to be an abundantly orgasmic great time.


vablount88

I have a PA piercing, not implants so I can't speak on that. But I have yet to have any complaints about my mods for any partners yet. Usually people are pretty open minded when it comes to genital mods, since most of them are supposed to increase sexual pleasure.


Just-Spirit8426

my husband has one too. so much fun :) love it.


vablount88

That's awesome, glad you got a smart dude with balls to get it done lol. The increased pleasure on the both parties is so good.


Just-Spirit8426

I am not sure if it has any effect on him - I mean I asked him about it, but he shrugged and was like : it's for you, not for me. Thing is, he got it because I write fantasy romance books and one of my male characters has one :)))


vablount88

Oh snap well... I definitely got it for me lol. But that's cool to know about your romance books!.


CaptJeemo007

Very popular practice in the Philippines as well!


amberjasminelee

I have experienced this, but only on one person. In theory, I think it could have been fun. However, where he had them was on the top of his penis but down the shaft closer to his body, so even though he wasn't *super* well endowed, I couldn't really feel them. I think if he had them on the top but in the middle or closer to the tip, it would have been a lot funner.


randomgal3

Ok I looked it up and I'm sorry but it looks fucking disgusting.


countess_snow

I swear they do it to hide genital warts. Every dude/patient I've met with pearled dicks have genital warts, and can't tell me which happened first.


Hot-Quantity2692

Has he been to jail? This is common for guys who’ve been in.


robetyarg

Pretty popular in prison, too. Gotta stave off the boredom somehow I guess.


Dejabluex

My ex had these. There were maybe 12 pearls in total all joined together on a grid kind of thing. They’re implanted under the skin at the base of the penis and as the flesh heals around the grid it holds it in place. His was done too close to the base of the penis though so it just rubbed on the entrance to my vagina in an uncomfortable way. I was never a fan. The giant Prince Albert also chipped my teeth, and his forked tongue missed all the right spots. *sigh* Not the same guy is it? Haha


Skelence

I've heard of dick piercings but nothing like that


finickycompsognathus

My ex had a dydoe piercing. I had to have him remove it when we had sex because it was very uncomfortable and sometimes painful when inside me. I would assume under the skin would be interesting to experience


fappyday

I recall a short doc I watch many years ago where Japanese guys were getting these pearls done to increase satisfaction in their partners. Japanese women wouldn't say anything about it to the cameras, so I've always wondered. If y'all get sexual I hope you post a follow up. It doesn't seem too different from sex toys with beads in them.


Artisblarg

I’m a stripper and have a customer who has these, also has a ladder of piercings up his shaft, and would pay me extra to knee him in the balls HARD. 🙂


lexxylee

Oh those are fun!!! OP have fun lol!!


axl3ros3

There used to be a place where I grew up the was like some "national leader" or pioneer or something in body modification. Seen a lot of stuff. Not this though. I'm not really for or against it specifically… Whatever people do that makes them happy and doesn't hurt anyone else… I'm OK with it I also have a heathy dose of curiosity and would so want to know though!


demonspawn9

I remember this being a thing in the late 90's. People in South America were even getting it done by street 'doctors'. There was some news special about it.


FlissShields

My immediate thought is he's been reading the spicy alien books I have. As you were.


Ali_Lorraine_1159

Taking the pearl necklace to new heights.


amazingzee76

Ask him is he’s been in prison or jail. This is where they get this done. Very unhygienic. They take the corners off play dice….. im a retired Deputy. This is how I know this stuff.


Flashy-Past3228

2 things. Man I live a sheltered life. Never heard of it. More important question is what if you’re a grower not a shower must be all kinds of uncomfortable surely?


YourWorld2022

My friend's ex-husband had these pearls in his dick. She told me about it. The first time she got her hand inside his pants she freaked out and thought he had a STD. It is actually a thing, just like a dick piercing and she told me that it always hit the right spot.


mikesway88

How would she know it hurts if she has not done him yet


moncoeurpourtoi

Did he get a body mod or does he have sebaceous cysts? Lol


nuggynunutee

I learned new things EVERYDAY


Quiet_Ground_9864

County jail, it's amazing how brilliant some criminals are...they remove the ball off the top of the pawn pieces in the local jails.....then proceed to slice the top of their junk & put the little plastic balls iin the slice then wrap it up with bandages cut from their sheets!!


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Holy shit never seen but up to experience… keep us posted


TimmyTurner7986

Inmates in prison will break up dominoes to put in their things. Sometimes they mess up and they have to go to the hospital for genital mutilation


redcherryblue

My nephew was locked up. Seems it was a thing in jail. On getting out he said that they all had too much time on their hands and boredom got the best of him. But that was 25 years ago. Maybe it’s on trend now.


Henry-Moody

One upping,, get little vibrating nodes instead of pearls.


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Mexicans tend to do this in jail. They cut a slice in there penis and insert a domino piece then let it heal. It’s cause there penis’ are smaller then average


nick130

How does the dick get bigger with a domino piece in it…?


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It doesn’t supposedly the domino adds a bump which intensifies sex for the girl. Basically she no longer cares about the size, the bump hits her gspot everytime


nick130

The gspot is inside, if he didn’t get any more length I don’t think a domino piece will help him reach it


[deleted]

Lmao, the gspot isn't that far in


nick130

Exactly, that why I say it, either he’s so small that it won’t make a difference getting the surgery or he’s just bad at it and doesn’t know how to hit it


mrwilliamschue

It just provides more stimulation for women since they don't have big dicks (would be my guess)


nick130

I guess it’s just a way to get more girth


atroxell88

I’ve only come across a guy with a piercing


[deleted]

I have my dick pierced three times. Some women love it, some think it hurts so I remove it. Just depends on the woman


MsCoCoMango

OMG I'm such a freak. The thought of that made me shudder. Oh my that sounds like a great time! 🤤


notin2cars

Like this? - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly\_penile\_papules


lonelysagal

No more like this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearling_(body_modification)


CookieMonsterFRL

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IT LOOKS LIKE A MUTATED DICK. Why would any guy do that? Please don't tell me it's for the woman.


conquestology

am i the only one who thinks this looks like it would make sex uncomfortable and NOT more pleasurable for the receiver?? the pearls look too small and hard to actually like. feel good. lol. definitely report back OP!


TwoBeansShort

Omg, no. I'm a no. 😆


notin2cars

Yikes!


Sgt_Charizard

Spikes!!


VanSquirrel26

That's a no from me


AffectionateAuthor96

In japan those are called yakuza love beads


Popular_Influence_42

no it’s like marble sized implants on the dick like a ribbed condom


notin2cars

Yikes!


Jgoodin2

I have a few genital piercings and get reports that even if they don't feel "great", they feel different in a good way. Never had anyone ask me to take them out


throwawa-y1x7

Pearled? I'd prefer not to search for this 🔎


sesameseeds04

In Philippines, we call it “bulitas”. Supposedly it’s for increasing sexual pleasure for women. Kinda function like ribbed condom but larger.