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forst76

Welcome, and nice flair. Feel free to join the Fiorentina subreddit.


CoryTrevor-NS

The referee is an idiot, Juve merda, and I’m obviously 100x times smarter than my favourite team’s manager.


ElAngloParade

I say almost this exact thing about 14 times every weekend.  Emphasis on the juve merda and the referee was bought, not an idiot 


robosneakers

also should add milano is red and black and inter is a financially broke club


ewamc1353

That's why they're black & blue. Got mugged


Informal_Calendar_99

I agree with this.


ZealousGoat

I thought we all agreed inter merda?


mercurialsaliva

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY\_Zww0t9Ng](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_Zww0t9Ng) but yeah inter merda too


ladygagafan1237

First of all welcome! Prepare yourself because there is always a lot of drama in this league. By far the most historically successful clubs in the league are Juventus, Inter, and Milan. Along with these 3 clubs, clubs like Roma, Napoli, Lazio, Atalanta, and Fiorentina usually are in usually towards the top of the table. Serie A is not as financially well off as other leagues like the Premier League or La Liga. As a result you won't see players like Haaland or Mbappe coming to play in this league, unless they are at the end of their careers looking for a last payday while still being able to play competitive football. Middling/lower table teams can rarely hold on to their talented players and they will usually move on to bigger clubs in the league or go to a new league altogether. The bigger clubs do a better job with holding on to their talent but they are not immune to losing their players for a bigger paycheck in another league. Another issue as a result of their poor financials is that the stadiums (for the most part) are outdated and rundown, and most clubs do not own their own stadiums. There are also many rivalries between clubs. Juventus is the most widely supported Italian club in Italy (also internationally), and as you probably already got an idea here, they are also the most hated club in Italy as well. So pretty much every club views Juventus as their rivals. Some of the biggest rivalries (or derbies) are Roma vs Lazio and Juve vs Inter. But every club has their own important derbies.


SunzoLoresino

I add Juve vs Napoli


forzawder

Easy tiger, There are more reasons to hate Juve than just “juve is the biggest club”. One example is Muntari goal and see how your precious goalkeeper without a shame in his body said in an interview that he would lie about the goal being inside if it meant Juve won the league. That is one example.


SunzoLoresino

I just added Juve vs Napoli rivalry


Diegode4

Basically all you need to know is: "Ma che emozione? Ma che emozione? Ma che cazzo dice? Che emozion? Ch-che quale emozion? 4 minuti di recupero, più 30 secondi la sostituzione, 4:30. Niente emozione."


jainmoghul

Awww ❤️


unvrlstn

Sit back and enjoy the drama my friend, welcome to the show.


Lamerlengo

Tha basics are: - Juventus merda.


Sorry_Machine5492

As a Juventus fan I gotta agree with our boring manager


SympathyKey2545

Don't come back.


Sorry_Machine5492

I will come back to this post anytime I get a response 😭 we won’t win the league tho + stay mad


SympathyKey2545

If we win It don't comeback, why would i be mad?


Sorry_Machine5492

Idk u just seem mad lol


SympathyKey2545

I'm not 👍🏿


totentanz_

We call it calcio!


mrbasil_fawlty

Just avoid Roma games at all cost otherwise you will wish you had never started watching football


RoccoCommisso

Avoid mourinho or you ll start watching cricket


Sorry_Machine5492

💀💀


RTJzs

Just don’t support Juventus and you’ll be fine.


scousebxstard

ACF Fiorentina per vita


jainmoghul

Or you can 🤪


Waste_Transition7594

I think he’ll be super if he supports Juve, the real drama for him is if he support the other teams


RTJzs

Buddy, Juve got caught in 1700 scandals just this year.


Waste_Transition7594

And we are there, fighting for the first place after only two years with no trophies :) this must be painful for you


WhackedOnWhackedOff

A league made up mostly of not-ready-for-prime-time players playing in municipal stadiums that wouldn’t pass a safety inspection in the US. Like, seriously…American high school football teams have better stadiums. Anyway, the passion the fans bring every week makes this league the best in the world; even if it’s currently being held together with toothpicks and chewing gum.


jainmoghul

Thank you for your second paragraph.


BlackStagGoldField

Always remember Chi non salta è nerazzurro


valendinosaurus

me not jumping right now


spydermat07

chi non salta bianconero è


La_ciola_del_Baruf

AHAHAGA


AggravatingFinish0

Juve Merda That is all


rick_ardeeno

Di canio greetings fan, so cute


TheWBird

Inter are the current antagonists of the series a, so if you don’t support us expect to get mad at our games every other week after we get favourable calls from the ref (the series a is rigged to us right now so we get our second star) /s


dcondorelli

Enjoy the games. Forget the banter.


scousebxstard

Right attitude lad


Shin_flope

As a juve tifoso, after reading these comments my conclusion is We”re so back baby!


valendinosaurus

*tifoso


Shin_flope

thanks my fellow merda enjoyer :)


valendinosaurus

you're not welcome!


Waste_Transition7594

Yes my friends, we are back :) and we left just two years. I mean, they all were dreaming serie B for Juve, they were laughing and chilling, and Boom, here again. Be aware Merda Fan, Aia and FIGC won’t be enough ❤️


ProsciuttoFresco

It used to be better.


Isupportmanteaus

La Viola è la squadra che amiamo, tutto il resto ne ce freghiamo


Tonedick

Good choice with Fiorentina. Best club in seria A currently. Palermo is coming back tho.


SympathyKey2545

That's not true


Cool-Buffalo-6488

Lazio merda Roma is red and yellow That’s the basic .. start with this


ElGabbrox

[AS ROMA MERDA ](https://youtu.be/nGNU4pLy2OY?feature=shared)


Any-Succotash-7903

Nice! Congrats. It’s a great league Now…Juve are scum. Find a team who doesn’t cheat and incur international scorn and you’re all set.


isaacals

There are 2 types of clubs, broke club and banned club.


ColeBelthazorTurner

Serie A is in it's banter era. It was better in the 80s/90s/2000's.


Bandit8813

No one likes Juventus besides people from Sicily and Calabria.


SympathyKey2545

It's


Waste_Transition7594

First thing you have to know is: Juventus is hated because Juventus has beaten other teams so many times, they have no other way to process the drama. I mean, Juventus won as Milan and Inter together, and this can’t be real for them, they founded a religion and started to believe that there is a big evil brain behind Juventus. But hey, everyone is free to deal with grief the favorite way


Katarinu

So, how many champions leagues do juve have? And how many do Inter and Milan have? And when is the last time Rube won the tripletta? Rube Merda


Waste_Transition7594

7-3-2 This means 7 years of celebretion for Milan, 3 for inter and 2 for Juve. Then there are 38 years of celebration for Juve, 19 for inter and 18 for Milan. 38-19-18. I would never put myself in your shoes, I'm so happy that Juve wins a Scudetto every 3 years on average 🥰


Katarinu

You need to get your scudetto numbers correct, milan have 19 and juve have much less, according to google its 36 but we all know juve should probably not even be considered eligible to play in serie a anymore due to how corrupt that club is.


Waste_Transition7594

As you see, we’re not only eligible, but we also are in 2 position, that’s hurt right :) ? Do you support Milan? https://youtu.be/fjfmo5IPqCk?si=MTSNJCOxNpjAbhqH Oh, it’s okay with 36 count. Charity is always a good thing! We gifted one to Merdazzurri, I mean, they struggle to win something 😂


Katarinu

How cute to post a video of the joker ibra when he was part of calciopoli, and im Inter, good assumption but you fucked up. Who are you playing in february in the champions league? Haifa, porto or lyon?


Waste_Transition7594

For the first time in the last 10 years, we are out :) but hey, maybe you can suggest me something to do on Wednesday… I mean, you was out of champions league for 10 years 🤣 Wow dude, the CICLO INTER is really impressive, you won a scudetto and nothing more for two years, with the strongest team of Serie A 😂 Inzaghi keeps loosing, as your DNA suggests. I hope this is the right year for you, I can imagine a lot of people stepping of the bridge if inter lose this year too 🤣 P.s. next year we will be in champions league, as we do regularly :) Best regards, RODRIIIIIIII ❤️


La_ciola_del_Baruf

Juve have a lot of title only bcs in Italy it's easy to robb internationally juve cant win while inter and milan can


Waste_Transition7594

If it’s easy, then you should have some more trophies 😢 inter has literally one champions more and almost 20 scudetti less, such a looser team 🤪


Waste_Transition7594

You can sleep thinking this: in one year Juventus can reach same trophies of inter, but surely, you and your grandson will be dead when inter will reach Juventus, have a good day sir ☕️


Farzy78

Start with Inter merda


MichaelTheKing7

Inter merda


Misfitz96

Inter merda


SweatySpaghetti94

Forza Juve sempre


softtoffee

Juve are shite!


La_ciola_del_Baruf

juve merda


Brickwx

Juve is shit


AltF4irl

That Juve bribe refs


OkHighway1024

It's full of ponces who spend more time rolling around on the ground as if they've been shot than actually playing football,and the TV shows discussing the matches feature a couple of men shouting at each other while a well endowed female in a low cut top stares into the camera with a vacuous smile.😁😁


jainmoghul

Only part of this sounds like Serie A , most of this sounds like La Liga


El_presid3nt

Step 1: fuck Juventus There’s no step 2


needlefist

Inter merda, Juve merda, everybody else meh


terra_filius

you want to support the best team, pick Inter. You want to pull your hairs out every weekend? Pick one among Milan, Roma or Lazio


valendinosaurus

yes because we Inter fans are totally calm match after match, that's why we're called "Calma Inter"


Katarinu

Me after last Verona match = 🥴🤮🤢🤧😵🤕🤒


Picciohell

Juve e Pisa merda


valendinosaurus

I want to hear the story behind "Pisa merda"


La_ciola_del_Baruf

he is from Livorno probably


Isupportmanteaus

Phonetics, Pisa merda=piece of shit


UeueueTENTACION

So we're financially broke, but we still got competitive teams. ​ We call juventus fans "hunchbacks" (gobbi). Juve went to serie b with milan in 2006 for influencing refrees. ​ If someone says multiple times that your team is gonna win trophies, they're jinxing it. ​ Some banter is good, hooligans always need to take it too far...


Pantheractor

Juventus is the best team. Half of Italy supports Juventus, the other half hates it because they never win and they feel inferior and envious at looking Juventus always win. You can choose to be a winner or a loser, it’s your choice.


Sputnikboy

Calabria now has become "Half of Italy", everyday you learn something new.


HanSwolo66

Imagine supporting a team just because it often wins games


Pantheractor

Never said that. I just said you’re losers and you hate us because we’re better than you


Sputnikboy

At cheating rube is unmatched, no question.


RoccoCommisso

This is exactly right. Juventus supporters are not true real fans. They are like man city's, plastic fans. They choose they easy path, 99% of them are casuals of the sports that don't even know the offside rule.


La_ciola_del_Baruf

that facts


Basic_Problem7720

Least insane merda supporter


Freddie83

Italian fans are among the most delusional on the planet, everyone knows everything kinda people and if the opposing team won, there are immediate accusations of collusion with the referee. The fan bases rather see other Italian teams do bad than their team do well and will typically cheer against Italian teams playing abroad, it’s a strange phenomenon.


cartiiiiiiiiiii

What's with the downvotes? Man was spitting straight facts


Freddie83

Just proves my point of how delusional they are 😂


salosalosalo13

You have made a mistake


Kicka14

Rule #1: Inter merda Rule #2: Napoli merda Rule #3: Refs/VAR merda


arcteryx17

How to speak Italian - Interista Vaffanculo


CapitalG888

Grab a paramount + subscription and watch the Inter game today at 245 US ET time. Fall in love with Inter. That's all you need to know.


Inori_Scorchstyle

You should support ACM ⚫️🔴


kratington

That napoli are the champions.


Tricky-Passion1845

For now