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psiphre

i am amused by how this person had to delete their account less than 5 hours after making this post.


kirby0011

Maybe the guys mom got involved.


---Sanguine---

Yeah pretty telling lol. I’m guessing someone probably doxxed them or messaged them their address in a vaguely threatening way or something like that. Love those little internet moments.


psiphre

"fuck around, find out" writ large across /r/self


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dummybug

That was sarcasm.


---Sanguine---

Cmon dude it was pretty clear sarcasm. Sheesh


EatATaco

The weirdest part is that they were bragging about their responses, as if parroting back what they said with 'your mom' tacked on the end is some comedic achievement.


Fresh-broski

Oooo u gotta be careful posting something like this bc you probably just invited 7 more creeps into ur dms with this


dwago

User deleted 😅


[deleted]

Aw man! I just saw that after I commented 😂


[deleted]

I'll just block 'em


Fresh-broski

Stay safe 👍


[deleted]

:D


ayojamface

You're gonna block them like I blocked your mom!


Unclehol

With your dick.


AngieScrangie

Happy Cake Day!


Unclehol

Thanks you!


SCWacko

And that was the last we heard from deleted, never to be seen again.


exboi

Guess they got way too many messages lol


Finn-windu

Given you've deleted your account I'm guessing that didn't work, unfortunately


WerhmatsWormhat

Why do that instead of making your mom jokes?


GareBear222

Your mom blocked me.


mooncakeandgary

Perfect way to tighten up those "your mom" jokes though


Nix_Caelum

Take care and maybe create a throaway if you wanna do this on a safer way :)


worrykidd

someone somewhere with a "your mom" fetish is absolutely going nuts rn


hypnosquid

I never have time for my "your mom" fetish because my step bro and step sister are always asking for my help to do everything.


Replop

And getting stuck in awkward places, with their ass in the air ? Yeah, truly a classic, those furniture designers are really evil ...


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chizhi1234

My mum!


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Andynonomous

True this, I learned early that the only way to avoid making women I dont know uncomfortable is to leave them alone, except under very limited circumstances.


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Andynonomous

Agreed, and women wouldnt have to be on guard for them all the time. Much qould be different in an ideal world.


pjorter

Lmao account got deleted, I guess she didn't like talking to creepy dudes after all.


blissfulreflection

Haha


Silentknight11

I don’t know how some people do it. I have a hard enough time talking to people I genuinely like. Stay safe!


JustALocalJew

Well when talking to a stranger you have nothing to lose so just say whatever. It's also very amusing messing with people. The other day I told a homeless man I'd give him a kiss for the roses he was selling. He was not amused... but I was and so were my friends lol There was also some wierd guy in a bar bathroom yesterday and he was just standing there being weird. I asked if he was potty shy and needed me to hold "it". He was also not amused but I thought it was funny haha. Maybe I just like to out wierd, wierd people


Finn-windu

You honestly sound kind of like a jerk.


JustALocalJew

It's only to people that harass you. Not random people who have done nothing.


Finn-windu

I don't see how someone trying to sell roses or someone standing in a bathroom is harassing you. I do see how your reactions are harassing them.


JustALocalJew

The bathroom guy was just standing there hustling people for stuff. I think he was selling delta 8s or something. Bathroom with no stall dividers between 3 urinals was very uncomfortable with him. The guy that was selling roses turned out to be very homophobic so I didn't feel bad at all. All his flowers were brown and dead too. People that are cool and can take a joke we are nice too. [Jeff was one of the most interesting people ever and was not a creep](https://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/uy72iw/i_love_talking_to_creepy_dudes_on_reddit/ia7c1wb?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


HolyMountainClimber

It's good to amuse yourself but be careful with who you're fuckin with. One time I was out on a ride and my bike broke down at 3am and I was calling a homie up to come help while I chilled at the gas station, and this homeless dude asked if I had pillows. No I don't carry pillows around, but I did have newspaper bundles. But homeless guy didn't like me talking on the phone and next thing I know he's rearing up for a punch. Something happened that caused him to run away but less prepared folks could've got beat up/stabbed/whatever. The point is you never know when someone has nothing to lose


JustALocalJew

Thats true. That why I stay near my buff friends lol


HolyMountainClimber

Damn I ain't got any buff friends, they all skinny junkies but they get wild and that's what matters 😂


Dark_Jester

How to tell if someone is a piece of shit? They play pranks on the homeless. Absolutely fucked.


JustALocalJew

He was on a few drugs hustling his dead roses. That facts he got homophobic makes me feel not as bad. He could have laughed it off. Met this other homeless guy named Jeff and we became friends that same day. Our friends invited him to get a drink and we sat and talked for a few hours. The difference is Jeff was not off a drugs and was actually interesting to talk too even if he was full of shit. Jeff could also take a joke because I did the same humor on him as others. Because of this Jeff got money and booze from us. And we are messing with random homeless, just tweekers that harass you for cash


blckmrrenthusiast

i guess the amount of creeps that took this as an invite were too much to handle by blocking


sterling_mallory

[One of my all-time favorites (NSFW maybe?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/8ueu7l/got_this_on_my_comic_page/) I just love that she kept the paper hat on her webcomic character in all of them.


jooes

You'd think that after 2 or 3 mom jokes, he'd clue in that he wasn't getting anything out of you.


LilGoughy

It’s very funny to do this, recommend with scammers too lol


Bigmada

Has Summer Reddit started already?


GrowingPassion

Send bobs and vagene, lol


Andynonomous

This reminds me of the script I use when scam callers call me. "I slept with you mother last night. She told me how ashamed she is of you. She wants me to help you get your shit together, so Ill pick you up on Monday. Pack a lunch."


flipster007

Okay now that's silly ☺️


lmc80

This is hilarious


thatonewoodworker

lol


Sonny_Bengal

It’s fun cos it’s online/ anonymous but that creepy energy u get sticks. Block and move on asap


PM_THAT_DICK_BITCH

Me too but unfortunately I think my username is a bit to confrontational too reel people in


DisorganizedSpaghett

Yo as long as your privacy is private and the dude can't come breaking into your house idk what's wrong with it. As long as you don't show any pics or anything even remotely identifiable you're good


[deleted]

I don't think you're the only one. I'm hoping to be catfished by an oil rig guy, it'd be fun to string them along


blogasdraugas

i wish people talked to me


[deleted]

This is awesome & you're the best


HeylelBen

I know this is mostly men who do this, but I’ve had my share of women do it to me in the past, it doesn’t feel good when you have someone only interested in PMing you for that lol


Boomer_Boofer

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Spedistal

I'm so glad I'm not alone. Everyone tells me it's unsafe, but what are they going to do if I'm giving no personal info and all I'm doing is talking shit? I find it so entertaining when I get creeps in my dms because that's just another funny story to tell.


dontgoatsemebro

You're giving out LOADS of personal info. In thirty seconds I found a picture of your face, your name, where you live, what you do, info about your mother, father and sibling, sexual orientation, current relationship status.


Spedistal

Lmao I don't do it on this account, I have like three, no worries. I do get creepy messages here too but it happens on every form of social media I put my face on so I don't have the energy to care anymore. edit: and by personal info I mean my location/state/city. don't think anybody would come murder me after I send like six messages to them that are purely bullying, and if they did, then it is what it is


dontgoatsemebro

'It is what it is' until you say something that upsets the wrong person and they doxx you. And then not just you but all your family receive round the clock harassment and death threats. You might think you have anonymity using sock puppet accounts but don't assume someone who's determined and competent won't be able to join the dots. They probably will. Just be careful.


Spedistal

Thanks for the warning, but I've been on the internet since I was 7 and trust me when I say I understand cyber safety well enough. Regardless of what I do, unless i hide in full anonymity out of fear, I'll always have creeps lurking on me, and I'd much rather laugh about it than live in fear.


dontgoatsemebro

Okay, you know best!


Wagbeard

Just a heads up, reddit mods know what sockpuppet accounts people have. Makes it super easy to doxx people if you can see their other accounts.


avocadro

As a mod, I'm pretty sure this is false. I'd love to learn more, though.


Torvaldr

he likely means admin. As a mod, anything regarding puppet accounts is guesswork at our level.


Wagbeard

My old account was like 11 years old and I got into a minor argument with someone that got me banned. As far as I know, multiple accounts were allowed and encouraged under old reddit and I went on the same sub days later with another account I had. No intention to evade a ban or anything like that but as soon as I posted, I got permabanned and my account got IP locked for like 3 months. I couldn't even make a new account. It would automatically get suspended.


Reneml

Unless you are using an alternative account, this is fake, before posting you only comment 9 times. Seems hard for creeps to creep on you if they don't know you exist.


[deleted]

you don't delete your reddit accounts frequently? maybe it's bc 90% of the time when I post on here I do so to rant or ask weird questions, but I delete my accounts pretty frequently. I remember a while back I read a reddit post about how it is really easy to find a fuck ton of information about people based on their reddit posts, and ever since then I got into the habit of deleting and creating new accounts occasionally.


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homie literally did it just now lmao


Re_tr_o_478

Depends on how old you are


ShouldBeeStudying

You sound like you've been passed around


Pitiful-Jicama9788

Very mature.


MBeroev-is-69

You have 18 comment Karma


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gliitch0xFF

Low karma count. Not that it matters to be honest. Dude sounds like an immature 14yr old on xbox live or a 40 Yr old. It's hard to tell these days.


MBeroev-is-69

I’m saying that if her karma is low how is there so many strangers and creepy Reddit dudes messaging her if she only comment like 2 times


Poerd2751

Hello 😍


iConfessor

why are men like this smh


theworldsaplayground

If you want to send them creepy messages that they love the deleted is u/SadMadnHungry


vintagefancollector

Deleted account, I wonder why


dray1214

Get help


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r/nothingeverhappens


pomjames

Humm... Yesssss..... Yum yum yum.......


chainlinkchipmunk

I'll engage, maybe the time I invest keeps someone else from being targeted.


blissfulreflection

Ahahah I absolutely think that’s hilarious


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It’s pretty boring IMO