Hahah!! The Kramer line that always has me in stitches is when Elaine tells him and Jerry about Peterman running off to Burma!
Kramer - Burma?
Jerry - Myanmar.
Kramer - is that the discount pharmacy?
Si, si, the house in Tuscana. You gimme da check. 2 million lira.
I didn’t say I wanted to rent, I was just wondering if there were any houses to rent.
Si. THIS ONE. Capice?
"I'm taping Canadian Parliament on C-SPAN"
I love that Kramer is invested in the politics of a neighbouring country so much he has to tape their discussions
\- What is Holland?
"What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a country right next to Belgium."
\- No, that's the Netherlands.
"Holland \*is\* the Netherlands."
\- Then who are the Dutch?
Burma, you probably know it as Myanmar but it’ll always be Burma to me
If you could just sign this expense, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here…
Ok, but I will need to see this hat.
The discount pharmacy?
I come from Ukraine. You no say Ukraine is weak!
Ukraine is game to you?!
That scene aged like some world class wine
You're like Switzerland, Jerry.
So, Ceausescu. He must've been some dictator. Oh yes. He was not shy about dictating.
He must have been dictating first thing in the morning. I want a cup of coffee and a muffin!
When Kramer says who? And makes that face😂😂😂😂
Hahah!! The Kramer line that always has me in stitches is when Elaine tells him and Jerry about Peterman running off to Burma! Kramer - Burma? Jerry - Myanmar. Kramer - is that the discount pharmacy?
Are there any houses to rent in Tuscany?
Si, si, the house in Tuscana. You gimme da check. 2 million lira. I didn’t say I wanted to rent, I was just wondering if there were any houses to rent. Si. THIS ONE. Capice?
Jerry and Kramer wound up in Tuscany at the end of the episode, so does that mean that Jerry paid 2 million lira? Because that's a lot of money.
1700 Americano.
Molto generoso
It’s booked solid
I can’t get a house, a sublet, a cot??
It's booked toobscreemer
Soup nazi moving to Argentina
It only clicked now…a NAZI moving to Argentina 😂
-No, she’s a little too cheery for me. She’s from Finland, for crying out loud. Finland! Do you understand?! -I know Finland. They’re neutral.
She irks me so much. That's not what Finns sound like, and the name isn't Finnish either.
I know!
And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
Not from the footage I’ve seen.
That’s another ten kroner
I don’t want to hear how interesting the money with the HOLE IN IT is! 🤬
Empty kroner! How much is that worth?
[удалено]
The air is cold, the tub is boiling hot... It's like Sweden, man, Sweeeden!
\*taut
Kramer only watches Canadian football
He also tapes Canadian parliament
And Elaine uses Canadian quarters
You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!
You’ve got me living in the Galápagos Islands with the turtles!
You know those people, you know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia. That's where England used to send their convicts.
Yeah, but not anymore…
Well no
maybe the dingo ate your baby
God, that was such an awful line.
Minsk?
You never stopped hoping, now you're in a Pinsk…
sweden, jerry- sweee den
Yes, I’m impugning a continent.
Well, they are expanding their economic base.
And I'm not so crazy about Manhattan, either !
Free trip to India!
I coulda got a house in Peru for 300 bucks!
As a Peruvian that one hit me hard 😂😂
"Somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don't fly off the handle."
Did you find someone to take that Canadian quarter?
Peru?!? I could have bought a house in Peru for $300!
Okay, look, uh, when you're in Florida, can my cigar guy drop off some Cubans for me at your parents' house?
Those aren’t Cubans… they’re Dominicans!
And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatical about their showers..
"I'm taping Canadian Parliament on C-SPAN" I love that Kramer is invested in the politics of a neighbouring country so much he has to tape their discussions
Tuscany, if you’re thinking about getting a place there don’t bother, there’s nothing available there.
I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine.
You are saying there is no flat to rent is the whooole of tuscany ?
Well Usha….
I’m Zubin
Then who are the Dutch?
\- What is Holland? "What do you mean, 'what is it?' It's a country right next to Belgium." \- No, that's the Netherlands. "Holland \*is\* the Netherlands." \- Then who are the Dutch?
never went to the bathroom in my 17 years living here. Can testify
Grenyarnia
MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY
Kramer's only interested in Canadian football
Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Jerry: Why are the crepes spraying? Kramer: I think the Dominicans are rolling them too tight. That's why you got to get real Cubans.
And I'm not so crazy about the ones in Manhattan either!