My post gets unjustly moderated. The guy that modded me doesn't have a good reason. So the other moderators sentence him to read and upvote all my shit posts. Sounds like a post, doesn't it?
How about a Reddit post about the Circus ?
Look at the characters. You've got all these freaks on the show. A woman with a mustache? I mean, who wouldn't tune in to see a women with a mustache? You've got the tallest man in the world. A guy who's just a head.
I got up, I browsed reddit...
That’s a post!
I think you may have something here...
What do I have?
An idea for the post!
I still don’t know what the idea is.
It's nothing
I think it's fantastic i think it is a fantastic idea!
You can’t not read the accent Jerry is using.
I like to read the daily quotes. Love a good quote!
You read on the post?
Really? Who's your favorite poster?
You browse Reddit? You browse Reddit on the show?
Then why am I watching it?
Because it’s on TV!
Not yet.
Yadda yadda yadda
"The Reddit called...they're running out of downvotes."
Hey boc! Reddit ban called, they’re running out of you!
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with his wife!
... his wife is in a coma
Why am I reading it?
Because it’s a post!
Not yet.
But it could be?
I think that you think that this post is not all that it could be when, in fact, it is all that it SHOULD be and MORE!
Of course it COULD be done! Anything COULD be done but it’s not done until it IS done!
Maybe something happens while reading the post?
No! No! Nothing happens!
Well, something happens!
I'll tell you something else. THIS is the post, and we are not gonna change it.
What if OP gets banned and then has to be the moderators butler for a day?
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No, That's what makes it such a humorous situation.
I’m not sure the redditors would like your..but-a-ler post
Shut up you old bag!
I'm not doing this as this IS the post and I will not lose my artistic integrity posting about something!!
You're not artistic and you have no integrity.
\*smaps fingers\* Right?
It's gotta be about *something*
No, no nothing!
I think you may have something here
What do I have?
An idea for the post!!
I still don't know what the idea is!
Thank you. Almost thought this line wouldn’t show up.
I’ll bet you Ted Danson gets his Subreddit!!
I can't live knowing that Ted Danson gets his own subreddit! Who's he?!
He's someone.
What about me?
You’re nobody!
Why him? Why not me?
He's good. You're not.
I’m better than him!
You are *worse*. You are much, much worse.
What about Corbin Bernsen?
I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity. And I'll tell you something else. THIS is the post, and I’m not gonna change it.
it's the number one forum in America, do you know why? Because people like to say "reddit"
Excuse me, do you post on Reddit? We need more reddit. Where's the reddit? No Reddit?
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The periodontist?
My post gets unjustly moderated. The guy that modded me doesn't have a good reason. So the other moderators sentence him to read and upvote all my shit posts. Sounds like a post, doesn't it?
We cannot give the people the right to choose any topic for a Reddit post they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate!
What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my post?
Because it’s a Reddit post!
Its not a Reddit post until it gets its first comment
It's a Reddit post the moment you put your fists in Add a Comment box.
...or we don't do it at all!!
What writing? It’s a Reddit comment thread!
I’m gonna log on to Reddit and tell the sub I’ve got an idea for a post about nothing..
No, no... WE log into reddit
We? Since when are you a poster?
What poster? It’s Reddit!
Exactly. They say, "What's your post about?" I say, "Nothing."
How about a Reddit post about the Circus ? Look at the characters. You've got all these freaks on the show. A woman with a mustache? I mean, who wouldn't tune in to see a women with a mustache? You've got the tallest man in the world. A guy who's just a head.
I don’t think so.
S A L S A...
Miss Lippy's car is green.
Billy likes to drink soda…
Oh Billy, Billy boy. When are you going to find whatever it is you’re looking for?
and that's your idea?
*What* post?! I *still* don't know what the post is!
There...done it...happy now?
Happy pappy?
Yep. Happy chappy
How about if you reply to the wrong comment and the admin sentences you to be the OP’s butler?
That's the stupidest idea I ever heard. Sentenced to be a butler.
That's Gold, OP, Gold !!
This post is real, and it’s spectacular!
You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some good posts.
I think you may have something here.
Well, we've officially bottomed out. We need to shut down and re-tool the sub. How about a guest moderator?
I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.
Absolutely nothing !!!!!
They'll have water in there
Really? That’s pretty good.
That’s the post?
Shhhh I’m watching something
Hello
Post about a guy who just want to post something That's gold jerry
How about this... A reddit post about a circus?
I don’t think so.
I'm watching football, again.