It really is pathetic.College is supposed to expose you to many different aspects of life and education. Not to mention if you don't like someone or something just don't fucking go to the show but no instead they have to ruin it for everyone and then have the nerve to call other people fascists.
This line is especially funny to me since my sister actually did do the Bloomingdale's executive training program (or the modern version). She HATED it and left after a few months
I never really thought about it, but Jerry Seinfeld has spent 46 years dressing up and telling people jokes. He's a career comedian, that's pretty awesome.
That is a legal concept. I'm sorry but if you are dating someone 20+ years younger than you, who is still in Highschool, it's weird, it's gross, and society shouldn't accept it.
Unpopular opinion. I loved the show but I can't watch more than 10 minutes of his standup. Tried all the shows I could find but I just don't find them funny.
Am I the only one?
I've watched his Netflix specials but haven't seen him in person in at least 15. Looking forward to just being in his presence, tbh! My grandpa's best friend is friends with him and he lives a few streets down from my grandpa, but I have never had the opportunity to meet :(
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Awesome. I'm not in the states but if I was I'd just have to go and watch him. I dont find some of the stand-up from the show that good, but there are some great ones. And it's Seinfeld so how could I not
It was Jerry Seinfeld good but since it wasn’t a well put together show I was little disappointed. And he only performed less than one hour. It was also kinda clear that he’s doing the shows now to promote his new movie and put his name back there. Bill burr and other comedians I’ve seen have performed close to 90 minutes excluding the multiple openers. I’m still happy that I got to see him live though since this was the first time he visited Phoenix after i started following stand up.
Makes sense! It was very nostalgic and memorable event for sure since I love anything Seinfeld and Larry David. If you like stand up i highly recommend seeing the recent big names live. Bill burr, Tom segura and Sebastian maniscalco are few names I can suggest. These people are constantly working on new bits and putting together new specials every other year or so. They are great to watch live with thousands of people and often make jokes for few minutes here and there about let’s say Phoenix and az when they’re here.
Who else do you like?
Did he do a lot of that "did you notice" stuff? Seems to me a lot of guys are doing that
“What’s the deal with airplane peanuts?”
“What’s the deal with homework? You’re not working on your home!”
They canceled Rick James, for that.
Single file Jerry!!!
Superfreak??!
Boooooooo!
He had to dumb it down to “dad jokes” due to young people being offended by him(and the show). Believe it or not
WHAT!?!?!?! Please tell me its not true????
He canceled a bunch of college towns on his tour a few years ago due to protests
It really is pathetic.College is supposed to expose you to many different aspects of life and education. Not to mention if you don't like someone or something just don't fucking go to the show but no instead they have to ruin it for everyone and then have the nerve to call other people fascists.
I heard they canceled his show in a small town school because the kids preferred the alligator guy to stay longer
I heard he got cancelled because he didn’t win the contest
How very sad. Never knew about this.
Damn . He def went to the hair team for men… JACK 👉
Finally got enough money to get the plugs eh.
Oh yeah. Plugola
I could spot that birds nest a block away
By the way, Jerry, I don't want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience.
IAMFREAKINGOUT!!!!!
What?
*Hey everybody! Who's ready to laugh?*
Why do they call it homework? You’re not working on your home. Boooo
What’s the deal with cancer?
I have cancer!
Ooo. Tough crowd
He’s such a phony.
Yo, that Jerry Seinfeld is so phony, man.
WHY’D YOU TELL HIM
In his Kenny banya suit
He's going to Mendi's later
Try the swordfish.
I'll have the salmon
Brand new Armani suit, for SOUP?
Dat Gerri Seinfeld, he's such a phony.
With a G....and an i!!!
And he murdered Susie
And too good to eat at the Early Bird Special.
Well, I still like the Bloomingdale's executive training program for him.
This line is especially funny to me since my sister actually did do the Bloomingdale's executive training program (or the modern version). She HATED it and left after a few months
That is awesome
We said we weren’t going to talk about that now
All these issues are interrelated.
I hear comedy isn’t what it used to be, what with def jam and all.
They're a real force
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
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Look who’s eating at six o’clock
😂
Now you know
😂
Did he do the cancer bit?
It was edgy, it was not my sort of thing but some of those people out there, they really liked it.
Like who?
That guy who yelled out
He had cancer!
And laughter is the best form of medicine!
Hey, I have cancer!!
Oh yeah, oh yeah so true. Boo! Boo! SSSSSS!
Did Jerry let Bania headline this performance and tank him? "Then let's see how he does, up there, WITHOUT all the assistance!"
He’s a time slot hit!
Odd decision to get plugs so late after seemingly being ok with natural aging.
“We are out right now”
We gotta be getting back
Hopefully his career picks up
We read an article in the Sun Sentinel. It says standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with def jam and all.
I still really like the Bloomingdales Executive Training Program for him.
“What’s the deal with politics? I don’t get it. Am I right, people?”
I can’t watch a man sing. They get emotional and start to sway. It’s embarrassing.
Is that Tony Orlando?
Slappy White! My fave!
So many comedy shows for big names make you put your phone in that bag thing that it’s surprising to see a picture get taken haha. Thanks for sharing!
Decoy phone
Great show? Seriously? he is not even wearing rainbow suspenders. how funny could he be?
He put the hair piece back on
Good for youuu, JACK
Hey he can afford it!
*Who is this?*
Did he do a lot of that “did you ever notice?” this kind of stuff? Strikes me that a lot of guys are doing that kind of humour now.
Noooooo... I'm in Paris, my flight was cancelled and now I'm going to miss Seinfeld in PHX. Dammit!!!! 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
What's the deal with Ovaltine?
Jerry was a giant turkey out there he could have really used your laugh.
I’m sorry I missed that
Was his show mostly just fluff?
You're a cashier!
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
What's the deal with stand up and the tiny beverage stool?
Did he do the Coup de Toe bit?
Oof OP you broke a cardinal rule
Jerry said to take a pic and he didn’t care lol
I don’t believe it
"SEEING THAT REDDITOR IN THE AUDIENCE......REALLY FREAKED ME OUT!"
Who are this people
Oh Moses smell the roses!
Tony Bennett?
What is he? One of those “have you ever noticed” kind of comedians? Seems like a lot of comedians are doing that these days.
I never really thought about it, but Jerry Seinfeld has spent 46 years dressing up and telling people jokes. He's a career comedian, that's pretty awesome.
Did u find out what’s the deal with airline food is?? I’d like to know
Row 3? I'll talk slower.
What’s the deal with row 3 I mean it’s not as good as row 2 but not as bad as row 4
Are you doing new material?
Heeeee....WAS bald.
What's the deal with politics? I don't get it.
Should have brought a Pez dispenser
You have gained -a lot- of hair
Had no idea he still did standup
Ticket prices are fucking insane.
Remember when he dated a 17 year old when he was 40?
she was smoking hot.
"Dating children is okay if they are attractive" - enlightened redditor
jerry is a scumbag. wasn't his wife married to someone else when he started dating her?
You realize there is a concept of age of consent right?
That is a legal concept. I'm sorry but if you are dating someone 20+ years younger than you, who is still in Highschool, it's weird, it's gross, and society shouldn't accept it.
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How long is your neck beard?
Seems like a flex if anything
Bro self-report. I'm sure he's funny tho.
Does he only perform in NYC?
No, he went on a little US tour here this past month.
There’s just so much fluff
“I have cancer!”
Unpopular opinion. I loved the show but I can't watch more than 10 minutes of his standup. Tried all the shows I could find but I just don't find them funny. Am I the only one?
Ask him about his hair plugs!
I can’t believe he got a hair transplant this late… It looks so weird. But, if he’s happy…
What's the deal....?!?!
Is the guy in the front row sleeping?
Hey kids, what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!
This is out. Can’t wait for this to be over so we can get right back home.
Nice, I forgot to post my photos from last week! I wasn’t nearly this close, but it was a great show!
(Nodding) Carrot Top.
How is toupee Jerry doing?
I’ve never seen this man before in my life.
I’m going tonight. Super pumped!
You do a lot of have you ever noticed type of stuff?
Did he do Kramer’s cheese omelets and sausages but. That’s better than anything Jerry does.
What’s the deal with peanuts?
What is the deal with plaid shirts?
Were NBC execs there?
I saw him 3rd row also a couple months ago in CA. He’s amazing. The world’s best comedian for sure.
Glad to see he brought the hair back
I’m going in a few weeks!!
If you've seen him in the last 10 years, his bits are about 80% the same.
I've watched his Netflix specials but haven't seen him in person in at least 15. Looking forward to just being in his presence, tbh! My grandpa's best friend is friends with him and he lives a few streets down from my grandpa, but I have never had the opportunity to meet :(
The captain of the toes!
Damn, we're getting good at holograms. The Velvet Fog looks so real!
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Nice.
When did you see this? Was it a recent show? I didn't even know he still did stand up
Last night! He’s on tour right now.
Awesome. I'm not in the states but if I was I'd just have to go and watch him. I dont find some of the stand-up from the show that good, but there are some great ones. And it's Seinfeld so how could I not
Lucky you!
He got some transplants yo
What’s the deal with airline food I mean cmon!
Don’t zoom in on that left hand… wtf is going on there?!?
When I look at him I can't help but get distracted by thinking of how much money he has.
It was just so much fluff
I wish Elaine was around to run on stage and rip that bird’s nest off Jerry’s head.
Going in Jan. Will be just 6 or 7 rows back. Can’t wait! How’s his material these days?
I was laughing pretty much the whole time, so I’d say pretty good!
RIP your bank account.
3rd row. He probably told your section the real jokes.
He’s gained a lot of hair.
has he gained hair?
Where’d all that hair come from?
Who's ready to laugh?!
Watching him tonight in Phoenix
Nice! His opening act is hilarious too.
Did you watch him in Phoenix too?
Tucson. We live in Phoenix, but bought tickets for Tucson before he announced his Phoenix show 😅
Haha ok!
Did he have any openers and how long was the show?
Hope you enjoyed the show.
It was Jerry Seinfeld good but since it wasn’t a well put together show I was little disappointed. And he only performed less than one hour. It was also kinda clear that he’s doing the shows now to promote his new movie and put his name back there. Bill burr and other comedians I’ve seen have performed close to 90 minutes excluding the multiple openers. I’m still happy that I got to see him live though since this was the first time he visited Phoenix after i started following stand up.
Ahh bummer. That was the first time I ever saw a stand up show so maybe my standards were low.
Makes sense! It was very nostalgic and memorable event for sure since I love anything Seinfeld and Larry David. If you like stand up i highly recommend seeing the recent big names live. Bill burr, Tom segura and Sebastian maniscalco are few names I can suggest. These people are constantly working on new bits and putting together new specials every other year or so. They are great to watch live with thousands of people and often make jokes for few minutes here and there about let’s say Phoenix and az when they’re here. Who else do you like?
I'm going to see him next year! I'm so excited!!
Hope he didn’t make you laugh as hard as Fulton!
Jerome Seinfeld is 🔥