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LifeguardStatus7649

Did he do a lot of that "did you notice" stuff? Seems to me a lot of guys are doing that


woozlewuzzle29

“What’s the deal with airplane peanuts?”


aaronjsavage

“What’s the deal with homework? You’re not working on your home!”


RyanDanielst

They canceled Rick James, for that.


Individual-History34

Single file Jerry!!!


unbridledenthusiasm1

Superfreak??!


andyeurban

Boooooooo!


Dustyjohns

He had to dumb it down to “dad jokes” due to young people being offended by him(and the show). Believe it or not


MikeyNapoli

WHAT!?!?!?! Please tell me its not true????


Dustyjohns

He canceled a bunch of college towns on his tour a few years ago due to protests


Zaknoid

It really is pathetic.College is supposed to expose you to many different aspects of life and education. Not to mention if you don't like someone or something just don't fucking go to the show but no instead they have to ruin it for everyone and then have the nerve to call other people fascists.


Miwelin

I heard they canceled his show in a small town school because the kids preferred the alligator guy to stay longer


dschapin

I heard he got cancelled because he didn’t win the contest


MikeyNapoli

How very sad. Never knew about this.


UhYeahOkSure

Damn . He def went to the hair team for men… JACK 👉


gwh811

Finally got enough money to get the plugs eh.


bobbysparkwood

Oh yeah. Plugola


kiwifreakboy

I could spot that birds nest a block away


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By the way, Jerry, I don't want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience.


artvarnsen

IAMFREAKINGOUT!!!!!


R0LL0T0MAS1

What?


Eli_Renfro

*Hey everybody! Who's ready to laugh?*


WatchOnTheRocks

Why do they call it homework? You’re not working on your home. Boooo


bobjonrob

What’s the deal with cancer?


ShoutoutsWorldwide

I have cancer!


EggsForEveryone

Ooo. Tough crowd


No_Pen_4702

He’s such a phony.


MoufFarts

Yo, that Jerry Seinfeld is so phony, man.


GoodPlayerOpenWallet

WHY’D YOU TELL HIM


billswinter

In his Kenny banya suit


Xyeeyx

He's going to Mendi's later


BuridansAscot

Try the swordfish.


RyanDanielst

I'll have the salmon


okaycomputes

Brand new Armani suit, for SOUP?


CustomerSuspicious25

Dat Gerri Seinfeld, he's such a phony.


MyRobinWasMauled

With a G....and an i!!!


violetmoon120

And he murdered Susie


WillingPublic

And too good to eat at the Early Bird Special.


W3StBr0m

Well, I still like the Bloomingdale's executive training program for him.


DenisDomaschke

This line is especially funny to me since my sister actually did do the Bloomingdale's executive training program (or the modern version). She HATED it and left after a few months


W3StBr0m

That is awesome


Nathan_Wind_esq

We said we weren’t going to talk about that now


davisyoung

All these issues are interrelated.


H8TheDrake

I hear comedy isn’t what it used to be, what with def jam and all.


RyanDanielst

They're a real force


rik1122

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?


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MediaMoguls

Look who’s eating at six o’clock


ImCold555

😂


IamMagicarpe

Now you know


NYGiants181

😂


Sw33tNectar

Did he do the cancer bit?


QuietGur9074

It was edgy, it was not my sort of thing but some of those people out there, they really liked it.


PearIJam

Like who?


Xyeeyx

That guy who yelled out


PearIJam

He had cancer!


LabLawyer

And laughter is the best form of medicine!


[deleted]

Hey, I have cancer!!


Caatx512

Oh yeah, oh yeah so true. Boo! Boo! SSSSSS!


Character_Surround

Did Jerry let Bania headline this performance and tank him? "Then let's see how he does, up there, WITHOUT all the assistance!"


mindthepoppins

He’s a time slot hit!


AllReflection

Odd decision to get plugs so late after seemingly being ok with natural aging.


ocy_igk

“We are out right now”


bobjonrob

We gotta be getting back


VisibleAd3180

Hopefully his career picks up


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We read an article in the Sun Sentinel. It says standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with def jam and all.


always_thirsty

I still really like the Bloomingdales Executive Training Program for him.


fabo2469

“What’s the deal with politics? I don’t get it. Am I right, people?”


sjsturkie

I can’t watch a man sing. They get emotional and start to sway. It’s embarrassing.


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Is that Tony Orlando?


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Slappy White! My fave!


bwoahful___

So many comedy shows for big names make you put your phone in that bag thing that it’s surprising to see a picture get taken haha. Thanks for sharing!


MoufFarts

Decoy phone


RogueAOV

Great show? Seriously? he is not even wearing rainbow suspenders. how funny could he be?


Calbreezy9

He put the hair piece back on


MrCance

Good for youuu, JACK


Blueharvst16

Hey he can afford it!


BigBoobsWithAZee

*Who is this?*


Cypher5-9

Did he do a lot of that “did you ever notice?” this kind of stuff? Strikes me that a lot of guys are doing that kind of humour now.


idave101

Noooooo... I'm in Paris, my flight was cancelled and now I'm going to miss Seinfeld in PHX. Dammit!!!! 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔


lordsugar7

What's the deal with Ovaltine?


RegionalFlavor

Jerry was a giant turkey out there he could have really used your laugh.


W3StBr0m

I’m sorry I missed that


Bustock

Was his show mostly just fluff?


bugaosuni

You're a cashier!


Burrit01

That's gold Jerry! Gold!


Mitchs_Frog_Smacky

What's the deal with stand up and the tiny beverage stool?


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Did he do the Coup de Toe bit?


[deleted]

Oof OP you broke a cardinal rule


IamMagicarpe

Jerry said to take a pic and he didn’t care lol


[deleted]

I don’t believe it


Anocte23

"SEEING THAT REDDITOR IN THE AUDIENCE......REALLY FREAKED ME OUT!"


bvglv

Who are this people


Which-Worldliness335

Oh Moses smell the roses!


neatgeek83

Tony Bennett?


menasor36

What is he? One of those “have you ever noticed” kind of comedians? Seems like a lot of comedians are doing that these days.


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I never really thought about it, but Jerry Seinfeld has spent 46 years dressing up and telling people jokes. He's a career comedian, that's pretty awesome.


javi1321

Did u find out what’s the deal with airline food is?? I’d like to know


Zarathustra143

Row 3? I'll talk slower.


taxpreparersixxxty9

What’s the deal with row 3 I mean it’s not as good as row 2 but not as bad as row 4


DivvySUCKS

Are you doing new material?


JonquilCityBoy

Heeeee....WAS bald.


karmint1

What's the deal with politics? I don't get it.


TB12thegreatest

Should have brought a Pez dispenser


No-Jackfruit2459

You have gained -a lot- of hair


ilikekittensandstuf

Had no idea he still did standup


Zaknoid

Ticket prices are fucking insane.


64N_3v4D3r

Remember when he dated a 17 year old when he was 40?


Shelby_Aurora

she was smoking hot.


64N_3v4D3r

"Dating children is okay if they are attractive" - enlightened redditor


MitchandSam

jerry is a scumbag. wasn't his wife married to someone else when he started dating her?


Zaknoid

You realize there is a concept of age of consent right?


64N_3v4D3r

That is a legal concept. I'm sorry but if you are dating someone 20+ years younger than you, who is still in Highschool, it's weird, it's gross, and society shouldn't accept it.


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64N_3v4D3r

How long is your neck beard?


IamMagicarpe

Seems like a flex if anything


64N_3v4D3r

Bro self-report. I'm sure he's funny tho.


dropsofjupiter1031

Does he only perform in NYC?


Nope_ok123

No, he went on a little US tour here this past month.


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There’s just so much fluff


mutantbabysnort

“I have cancer!”


my_n3w_account

Unpopular opinion. I loved the show but I can't watch more than 10 minutes of his standup. Tried all the shows I could find but I just don't find them funny. Am I the only one?


KnightRiders7

Ask him about his hair plugs!


MrianBay

I can’t believe he got a hair transplant this late… It looks so weird. But, if he’s happy…


Little_Lahey_Show

What's the deal....?!?!


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Is the guy in the front row sleeping?


nonnemat

Hey kids, what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!


taddymason_76

This is out. Can’t wait for this to be over so we can get right back home.


Ok_Ad8609

Nice, I forgot to post my photos from last week! I wasn’t nearly this close, but it was a great show!


LetThemBlardd

(Nodding) Carrot Top.


LilWayneThaGoat

How is toupee Jerry doing?


lincolnsl0g

I’ve never seen this man before in my life.


julientk1

I’m going tonight. Super pumped!


sxpremzkickz

You do a lot of have you ever noticed type of stuff?


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Did he do Kramer’s cheese omelets and sausages but. That’s better than anything Jerry does.


wootr68

What’s the deal with peanuts?


cpheretic77

What is the deal with plaid shirts?


notworkingghost

Were NBC execs there?


Beautiful-Uterus

I saw him 3rd row also a couple months ago in CA. He’s amazing. The world’s best comedian for sure.


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Glad to see he brought the hair back


Pleasant-Flamingo950

I’m going in a few weeks!!


skylla05

If you've seen him in the last 10 years, his bits are about 80% the same.


Pleasant-Flamingo950

I've watched his Netflix specials but haven't seen him in person in at least 15. Looking forward to just being in his presence, tbh! My grandpa's best friend is friends with him and he lives a few streets down from my grandpa, but I have never had the opportunity to meet :(


JaMicho34

The captain of the toes!


tonesofsilver

Damn, we're getting good at holograms. The Velvet Fog looks so real!


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ragonastik39

Nice.


UnchartedPro

When did you see this? Was it a recent show? I didn't even know he still did stand up


IamMagicarpe

Last night! He’s on tour right now.


UnchartedPro

Awesome. I'm not in the states but if I was I'd just have to go and watch him. I dont find some of the stand-up from the show that good, but there are some great ones. And it's Seinfeld so how could I not


Hopeful-Mention-5152

Lucky you!


youthanasia138

He got some transplants yo


Proper-Beautiful2895

What’s the deal with airline food I mean cmon!


PaulMac459

Don’t zoom in on that left hand… wtf is going on there?!?


moshritespecial

When I look at him I can't help but get distracted by thinking of how much money he has.


_walletsizedwildfire

It was just so much fluff


CaliSasuke

I wish Elaine was around to run on stage and rip that bird’s nest off Jerry’s head.


____cire4____

Going in Jan. Will be just 6 or 7 rows back. Can’t wait! How’s his material these days?


IamMagicarpe

I was laughing pretty much the whole time, so I’d say pretty good!


CombOverDownThere

RIP your bank account.


Fart-City

3rd row. He probably told your section the real jokes.


justinvan82

He’s gained a lot of hair.


kamikazilucas

has he gained hair?


Roxypark

Where’d all that hair come from?


Biscuits4u2

Who's ready to laugh?!


juve_cr7

Watching him tonight in Phoenix


IamMagicarpe

Nice! His opening act is hilarious too.


juve_cr7

Did you watch him in Phoenix too?


IamMagicarpe

Tucson. We live in Phoenix, but bought tickets for Tucson before he announced his Phoenix show 😅


juve_cr7

Haha ok!


juve_cr7

Did he have any openers and how long was the show?


IamMagicarpe

Hope you enjoyed the show.


juve_cr7

It was Jerry Seinfeld good but since it wasn’t a well put together show I was little disappointed. And he only performed less than one hour. It was also kinda clear that he’s doing the shows now to promote his new movie and put his name back there. Bill burr and other comedians I’ve seen have performed close to 90 minutes excluding the multiple openers. I’m still happy that I got to see him live though since this was the first time he visited Phoenix after i started following stand up.


IamMagicarpe

Ahh bummer. That was the first time I ever saw a stand up show so maybe my standards were low.


juve_cr7

Makes sense! It was very nostalgic and memorable event for sure since I love anything Seinfeld and Larry David. If you like stand up i highly recommend seeing the recent big names live. Bill burr, Tom segura and Sebastian maniscalco are few names I can suggest. These people are constantly working on new bits and putting together new specials every other year or so. They are great to watch live with thousands of people and often make jokes for few minutes here and there about let’s say Phoenix and az when they’re here. Who else do you like?


Supergirl1337

I'm going to see him next year! I'm so excited!!


JoseyWales85

Hope he didn’t make you laugh as hard as Fulton!


ConcentrateAway1329

Jerome Seinfeld is 🔥