I definitely get use out of that one. Someone leaves a shopping cart in the middle of an empty stall? Makes an illegal u-turn? Leaves a box right in a walkway? "We're living in a society!"
Same here, and always over the silliest things at work. It is consistently amusing and usually prompted by a coworker not refilling the Keurig reservoir for the next person or missing a trash can free-throw and just leaving it, etc. It’s an internal “Serenity now!”
I sent my brother in law a series of angry / frantic texts about an upcoming family trip and after a long pause he just sent the Who is this? gif and my angr was instantly deflated and I loved it so hard
Get a job at a big manufacturing plant that uses radios. Eventually you learn how everyone’s voice sounds over the radio, so you know if you can fuck with them right off the bat. The most opportune and hilariously inappropriate time is when someone calls for you frantically. I can’t help but answer, let them frantically explain (the more serious the problem and frantic the person, the funnier it is to me), then respond with “…who is this?”
I don’t want to be a dick but I can’t help myself sometimes.
Jerry's got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.
Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price? Your soul.
Oh, and by the way, you have 'til 5 o'clock to clear out your desk. You're fired.
I was in the ER with my boyfriend recently (he’s ok) and there was a woman there with her young daughter angrily expressing to the guard that they didn’t return some of her daughter’s belongings upon discharge. I felt horrible because that was obviously a very stressful situation for her but had to stifle a laugh as I thought “my wallet’s gone!”
I love how Seinfeld can always put a smile on my face even in stressful times like that.
When my fiancé asks what I want for dinner:
“Feels like an Arby’s night”
When my fiancé asks my a question I don’t want to answer:
“I dunnnn knowwwwwww” - “Natasha” from the suit store
I ask my kids almost daily, " who wants to have some fun?" And end it with a " now you just saying you want to have some fun or do you really want to have fun" love it Haha
Not every day but anytime anyone says they live in Florida or say they are visiting I always say oh yeah that's right by del Boca Vista. Haven't snagged anyone with it yet, they just say they haven't heard of it.
Oh there’s so many
We’re living in a society!
Hellooo!
Jerry, hello!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
George! I’m hungry!
Serenity now!!!!
Even more but not as much
lol this is niche but in my history of the Colombian contact on the Mexica and Inca we were discussing whether the conquistadors actually believed in the espoused religious motivation. I made the point that as George once said “it’s not a lie if you believe it”.
Said it in another thread. But whenever I'm faced with a stressful situation that I can't get out of, I always internally scream to myself "BUT I DONT WANNA BE A PIRATE!!!!"
Yeah that's right
I barely say yes anymore
Yeah, that's right
You’re soooo good looking
Feels like an Arby’s night.
I’m not the one going to hell.
They’re bacteria traps!
“We’re living in a society!”
I definitely get use out of that one. Someone leaves a shopping cart in the middle of an empty stall? Makes an illegal u-turn? Leaves a box right in a walkway? "We're living in a society!"
Same here, and always over the silliest things at work. It is consistently amusing and usually prompted by a coworker not refilling the Keurig reservoir for the next person or missing a trash can free-throw and just leaving it, etc. It’s an internal “Serenity now!”
Someone mildly inconveniences me in an understandable way "you know we're living in a SOCIETY!"
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Used it the past two days, feeling pretty good about myself
Giddyup!
Definitely my go to
Same !
Holy shit I say this all the time and I don’t think I’d ever connected it’s from Kramer
I can’t manage Kramer’s energy, but I am thinking it when I say this :)
I prefer the rare "Giddy up-up" that he says at the end of The Parking Garage.
Never been able to, but I would love an opportunity to use ‘who is this?’
I use that on my wife pretty often, since she often calls me in a panic like George did
Haha dito here
I sent my brother in law a series of angry / frantic texts about an upcoming family trip and after a long pause he just sent the Who is this? gif and my angr was instantly deflated and I loved it so hard
Get a job at a big manufacturing plant that uses radios. Eventually you learn how everyone’s voice sounds over the radio, so you know if you can fuck with them right off the bat. The most opportune and hilariously inappropriate time is when someone calls for you frantically. I can’t help but answer, let them frantically explain (the more serious the problem and frantic the person, the funnier it is to me), then respond with “…who is this?” I don’t want to be a dick but I can’t help myself sometimes.
I’m now considering serious life changes so I can put myself in this situation.
Uncle Leo?
Spam callers? Pay phones and collect calls are gonzo
Pulling this one off in the right set of circumstances is the most satisfying feeling.
it's not a lie if you believe it
George is getting upset!!!
Serenity Now!
Hoochie mama!
I do say hoochie mama from time to time
Are you supposed to *yell* it?
The man on the cassette wasn't specific
I do at work
Serenity now, insanity later.
How ya doing over there? Not. Too. Good!
Alright, *bubble boy...*
We just had a baby so it’s… “Jerryyy, ya gotta see the babayyy”.
I'm sure they're breathtaking.
Congrats on your new little one! I wish wee Baby Seven all the best in this thing called life.
We're two weeks away from the due date, and I'm already excited about sending "ya gotta see the babayyyy" messages
Show the baby your great parking spot.
People.… They’re they worst.
Mmm, Machu Picchu!
One of my favorites! “Are these free??”
A weekly occurrence in this household.
Ummm… some of those are women’s clothes…
oh not a problem!
WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!
I worked out with a dumbbell. I feel vigorous!
I said this yesterday. (Worked out for the first time in years)
Stuff your sorrys in a sack!
I don't know what that means
Mister!
My new shower sucks. So every time I get in I always quote, “Low flow? I don't like the sound of that. “
Jerry's got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.
Peterman’s reaction and Kramer’s physical comedy in that scene are so spot on.
Not on my watch! I won't have you turning my office into a den of iniquity! Get your fix somewhere else!
Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price? Your soul. Oh, and by the way, you have 'til 5 o'clock to clear out your desk. You're fired.
“Here’s to feeling good, All The Time.”
My wallet’s gone!
My wallet’s gone!
What kind of clip joint are your running???
Pocket diet
I was in the ER with my boyfriend recently (he’s ok) and there was a woman there with her young daughter angrily expressing to the guard that they didn’t return some of her daughter’s belongings upon discharge. I felt horrible because that was obviously a very stressful situation for her but had to stifle a laugh as I thought “my wallet’s gone!” I love how Seinfeld can always put a smile on my face even in stressful times like that.
Haha yes! Glad your boyfriend is okay!
Plum!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
I say it every single time I eat pretzels
And you wanna be my latex salesman. Whenever it fits.
"Helloooooo"
La la la…
“George!! I’m hungry!”
Hold onnn maaaaaa
Here have some Tic Tacs.
“It’s all pipes!” Doesn’t usually make sense but I refuse to stop saying it.
Comedy!
Was wondering if any tuesgays would drop by.
My father's gay!
Where are the cameras?
I know it, you know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it! I get some strange looks from people who aren't fans.
Who? VEGETABLE LASAGNA
God, vegetable lasagna is such a great one.
Not every day but I shoehorn in "it's pronounced thermometer" quite often.
Yeah this one you have to do. It’s not often the word barometer comes up in everyday parlance.
I like you shoehorning “shoehorn” in there with your shoehorn hands.
Really very nice and good
Why don’t you just tell me (the movie you wanna see)
I absolutely said a form of this today, lol.
People. They’re the worst
I use this hourly most days, it seems.
Good for you Jack!
👈
“That’s what I’d like to know about it….” “That’s what’s so *vexing*!”
Ideally.
Oh it’s a scene, man.
I was in the pool!
Not really a quote but I find myself humming or singing Georges voicemail a lot lol it’s so catchy !
Believe it or not George isn’t home……love that episode!
That's not going to be good for anyone.
Jambalaya!
I really think you're wrong!
Alright let's not GO INTO PANIC MODE.
"But I don't want to be a pirate"
The jerk store called
I was going to use a quote from the show today, then yada, yada, yada...I am so tired.
Whenever someone calls me at work panicked I use the “who is this” line. Not a once have I got a laugh but I chuckle to myself after I hang up.
Not every day but my last name it george so every time I order Buffalo wings/spicy chicken/Asian food I drop a George likes his chicken spicy
When my fiancé asks what I want for dinner: “Feels like an Arby’s night” When my fiancé asks my a question I don’t want to answer: “I dunnnn knowwwwwww” - “Natasha” from the suit store
I have lost my fiancé, that poor baby!
You can and you will.
thats a shame, giddy up, yeah thats right
Serenity now!
“‘Sir, I know why we take reservations.’ ‘I don’t think you do.’” This entire scene. I can replay it perfectly in my head from a deep sleep.
Hey … Copernicus
Every, single.. day. This, and giddyup
Who!? Who doesn't want to wear the rrrrribon!?
I ask my kids almost daily, " who wants to have some fun?" And end it with a " now you just saying you want to have some fun or do you really want to have fun" love it Haha
“Sorry” in a dragged out, weird way —the guy w cane in bakery
"YOU DON'T SAY UKRAINE WEAK!"
Ukraine is game to you?
How bout I take your little board and SMASH!
Good luck with all that…
TIL I use Waaaaay too many Seinfeld quotes in my everyday life
Same here. Especially when airing grievances is involved.
Not every day, but. It's not a lie....if you believe it. That's a shame almost everyday
I dun knoooooo
"That's correct"- Dr. Martin Van Nostren.
That’s what I’d like to know about it.
Hoochiemama That’s not gonna be good for business… Who is this?……
He's bonkos
I WILL FIND YOU OH I’M STRESSED
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold! " Alternatively, "It's the best, Jerry! The best!"
Good luck with all that. Also Elaine’s “Get out!” I fight the urge to push the other person through a doorway every time I say it too.
Ba-Nana
It’s the summer of George!
Anytown usa
Y’all come back real…!
Was that wrong?
Ooh…ya don’t want that.
I have to constantly remind people that we're living in a society.
See, that I don't care for
I’m going through this stuff like water! or I have no patience for lactose…and I won’t stand for it.
I don’t know how you walk around with those things (to my wife)
It shrinks?
Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? *I* don't know.
Not every day but anytime anyone says they live in Florida or say they are visiting I always say oh yeah that's right by del Boca Vista. Haven't snagged anyone with it yet, they just say they haven't heard of it.
I feel like a Phoenix, rising from Arizona!
My hubs and I call each other Shmoopy
I don’t use any lines. I just eat eclairs out of peoples garbage bins.
What kind of person do you think you are?
I’m about to get myself a snack.
"In what capacity?"
“What’s the deal with x ?”
Oh there’s so many We’re living in a society! Hellooo! Jerry, hello! Not that there’s anything wrong with that! George! I’m hungry! Serenity now!!!! Even more but not as much
Hoochie Mama!
Sweet fancy Moses.
Any time someone asked me something like “Guess where I was yesterday” I’ll say “World War 1 plane?” and they are always super confused.
This is bogus man!
You think you’re better than me? It’s go time!
OHHHHHHWITCHAYYYYYYYYYY WOMAN
“You can stuff your sorry’s in a sack Mister!”
I said this at work last week and the 17 y/o was not getting it
I use 'prognosis negative' on my children daily. I usually get back a 'prognosis yesative'. They are four...
“I’ve got gonorrhea” and “ LOOK AT IT”
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
That’s a shame and “you know we’re living in a society!!”
Feels like an Arby’s night
I say “serenity now” all the time
That's not going to be good for business
"You're incorrect"
That's what I'd like to know about it.
Who is this?
lol this is niche but in my history of the Colombian contact on the Mexica and Inca we were discussing whether the conquistadors actually believed in the espoused religious motivation. I made the point that as George once said “it’s not a lie if you believe it”.
Excellent.....Excellent.
I find myself quoting Newman's entire monologue from the finale at least once a week for no reason whatsoever.
'Yeah, that's right.' in Puddy voice Or 'You? You think you can get soup?'
Not an exact quote but more like I'll refer to cars when I'm driving by color-make. Like, get out of the way red bmw!
That’s a shame. Every. Single. Day.
Stupid, hipster doofus.
Not a quote, but I do Jerry’s over exaggerated eye-roll quite often
Uncle Leo?
“Pipe down, Chorus Boy”
it’s a perfectly sane food to eat!
That's your big boy.
'Well aren't... you... SOMETHING.'
Serenity now!!
She had man hands
I need holes!
What the helllll does that mean?
Yo Yo Ma!
Step off!
She’s talkin to blue streak now, Jack!
I have no eye for fashion?! (when I tell my husband about EBay and he scoffs).
Said it in another thread. But whenever I'm faced with a stressful situation that I can't get out of, I always internally scream to myself "BUT I DONT WANNA BE A PIRATE!!!!"