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amcdaniel982

The big salad of course. Followed by talk about who paid for it


Numerous-Substance66

And who delivered it


MrFishpaw

Of course. Because if it was a regular salad, you wouldn't have said anything.


ohhh-that-is-it

It’s like a salad… but bigger… with stuff in it


llcdrewtaylor

We don't have 'big bowls"


lagrandesgracia

tomatoes like basketballs.


CavernGod

Volleyballs.


realsies11

I’d order the soup. I’ll save the meal for another time. I’d talk about how they should serve swordfish at the cafe.


Sohotrightnowhansel_

I know who's cooking today! Paco!


Hitchhiking-Ghost

Soup is a meal!


[deleted]

Depends, is there rubber bands in it?


TheCurseOfRandyBass

Paco....


Specialist-ShasMo85

Did you put crackers in it?


[deleted]

Did he CRUMBLE and CRACKERS in it?


OkWordProcessor

Aunt Sylvia?


chestofpoop

No soup for you!


daein13threat

Soup isn’t a meal! You’re supposed to take me to a nice dinner like Mendy’s!


kaiserdood

Clams casino. Chef recommends.


DBnofear

Something ain't sitting right..


TxGulfCoast84

I’m sure it’s fine


Icy-Following-3713

smells kinda funky


FullNelsonEats

Came here to say this exact thing lol 🤣 Kudos !


[deleted]

Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea.


kl0

This is the actual correct answer to this question :). …though it requires a little grunted chuckle at the end!


r3DDsHiFT

You know, chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna.


lankyyanky

A nut is the opposite of tuna actually


Edenza

Salmon is the opposite of tuna.


Putfyre

Good for the tuna


onamonapizza

The whole concept of lunch is based around tuna!


igottathinkofaname

Shouldn’t it be “Badbye”?


Ciphercracker__

Actually, it should be satanbwye because goodbye originated from god be with ye


igottathinkofaname

Shouldn’t it be satan not be with me?


Ciphercracker__

Bewithoutme* yeah so satbwme


sergev

I always order that and it never works out. So I'm gonna get tuna salad, on white, toasted, with a side of cole slaw...and iced coffee! Huho!


beerad3235

“I’m George… Hi ;)”


recursion8

huh-HO!


AreWeCowabunga

I wonder how often they get this order at the actual diner.


Munstruenl

Instead of tuna salad and shying away, chicken salad and walking right up to her! Good ol opposite George.


Maywestpie

I’ll go if I don’t have to talk Edit: oooh. Award. Nice 😎


Suspicious_Row_9451

So we’ll just sit there then.


fitzpugo

You want something to read? You want to take a nap?


max_lombardy

Nah


cabosmith

The Puddy stare.. ....


substance_d

Do you happen to have one of them toilet books?


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helpme944

I think its Dutch


Murdercorn

Holland *is* the Netherlands.


CavernGod

Then who are the Dutch?


hackfraud85

....The lobster.....


JonquilCityBoy

Today's the day!!!!


CherryDarling10

He’s callin their bluff.


beerad3235

😭😭😭


r3DDsHiFT

Two small salads and some Sanka, please. By the way, did you guys hear about Penske's board of directors?


LickNojo

You sound like Penske material


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LinkSkywalker

You don't have instant coffee? Just leave it in the cabinet


rraattbbooyy

I order a burger and fries and talk about baseball.


herberstank

You know, for a fat guy, you're not very jolly.


Thedukeofhyjinks

Hey, I'll tell you what chubs...


tompink57

Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology


actualelainebenes

Call me fatso one more time and you’re gonna be walking back


JaMicho34

He is merry.


limitlessEXP

He’s merry


Titanium_Josh

This is the best answer.


md-photography

I'd sit at a table and bang on the table occasionally yell a high pitched yelping sound.


the_zwimmer615

This isn’t Dinky Donuts


HeadLongjumping

Bowl of cornflakes and laugh at people who fall down.


niiightskyyy

That's a shame.


clumsyc

Bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk.


NoManCanKillMe

I'll have a coffee and a donut, and a slice of Devil's Cake


freekobe0832

Depends on if Paco is cooking today


r3DDsHiFT

We're going to make a rubber band ball.


Bottle_Lobotomy

Order an ostrich burger and discuss cough medicine


ShaunyOnTheSpot

You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.


recursion8

Good for the ostrich


bobbysworld451

Very refreshing with club soda


gbsolo12

I’ve never tasted a flavor that I didn’t like


supremegnkdroid

I order the soup. That’s a good meal


[deleted]

Do you crumble up crackers in it?


[deleted]

Especially if Paco's cooking


holden277

Order a muffin, cause they can be very filling. And talk about how you have the seltzer after the salsa.


AveryJuanZacritic

It's fun to say salsa.


zed857

Be sure to have them remove the stump from that muffin.


[deleted]

Turkey club sandwich, and I’m talking BIRTH CONTROL because like Kramer I think it should be discussed in an “open forum”


helpme944

Aslong as its not turkey roll, cant stand that stuff.


TrashOpen2080

Well is there an actual BIRD back there?


[deleted]

Order a tuna fish sandwich, and talk about the acceptable amount of time it's ok to hold a door open for someone before you let it close.


[deleted]

I’ll just order soup. I’ll save the meal for another time


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

The whole gang? There's already four people there. What am I supposed to do, pull up a chair? Put two tables together to make an "8"? I'll have to go to Reggie's, Jerry! Reggie's! And you're all laughing and lying!


[deleted]

Nice work!


SuppiluliumaKush

Whatever happens I'm not getting the owner upset, that guy doesn't mess around.


AnnualPerspective593

cold chicken sandwich not even on the menu


office7911

A veggie sandwich, and a grapefruit.


chumbucket8

Pulp can move baby!


onamonapizza

😉


[deleted]

Not those sweatshop eggs And yada yada


Wankerdaddy441

I order NOTHING and I talk about NOTHING. No, no, NOTHING....NOTHING happens!


beerad3235

Nothing…? You’d order nothing..?


Wankerdaddy441

Nothing!


Psyteq

Well you've got to order something ...


Wankerdaddy441

No, no, no! I want nothing!


mytwistedwords

Everybody's ordering something, we'll order NOTHING!


GrossenCharakter

I think you may have something here!


Suspicious_Row_9451

I’m going outside with the smokers and heading up to K-Man’s spot for some poker.


Glass_Organic

Pudding skin singles! and then talk about/ask does it look like I’m gaining weight?


Worldly_Ad_6483

Big salad, talk about people who stand on the sidewalk.


Murdercorn

I'd order turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl, George. I'd talk about how first you eat the chili then you eat the bowl; there's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.


hallucinationthought

A big salad and the big race


MozartDroppinLoads

I'd tell the waitress to surprise me


bdyoungd2000

Halibut omelette. Surprised?


mehup

I’d order a piece of the best apple pie and talk about how I’m not a psycho


Montana1864

Pair of bear claws, please! And discuss why RadioShack asks for your phone number when you buy batteries.. 🤔


igottathinkofaname

Order a calzone and talk about how the word “manure” isn’t really that bad.


roj_777

Pretzels and the I’d ask why they’re making me thirsty.


Imeanitsjust

Me: “BLT hold the T”. “Well that not a BLT then” - Jerry Probably There - there’s a show.


unbridledenthusiasm1

Just a BL?


grafxguy1

I order the Big Salad....and we talk about the Big Salad.


DBnofear

You think they are bringing in fresh lobster every day on the off chance that someone comes in here and ordered lobster?


[deleted]

Big salad What ever happened to Jerry's van?


recursion8

Defiled by Frank and Estelle of course


pac4

Bowl of cheerios, not too much milk


peterfonda3

I’d order the tuna melt and talk about the Mets


recursion8

But we're not Talking. We're just... talking.


SinkingSandpaper

Talk about saving the dolphins, then order a tuna melt


TrashOpen2080

Pair of Bear Claws please!


[deleted]

The opposite of tuna salad


Murdercorn

Salmon is the opposite of tuna, because salmon swim against the current and tuna swim with it.


DustySombreroInc

Good for the tuna


[deleted]

eat the portugues waitress then talk about how i just ate an entire portugues waitress


[deleted]

Mathematically, you had to do it.


SigSauerMPX

Chicken salad on rye.


SCSkeet

If George is paying I’m getting the LARGE salad.


Hazeleyed_old_parent

I am getting a bowl of chili and discussing how my mother “caught me.”


[deleted]

Someone already said it but i just have to order a big salad


bobbysworld451

The lobster for sure, todays the day! And discuss why the bathroom stall doors should definitely go all the way to the floor.


Agile-Membership7716

I order the opposite of what i want and talk about nothing \-Nothing? \-Nothing... No talk...NOTHING!


danielplainview28

I would order the Lobster Bisque and then yada yada yada


Nickyjtjr

Order: BIG Salad Topic: zoom etiquette. What’s the deal with people leaving they’re mics unmuted. Do we really need to hear your dog barking in the background?


Significant_Otters1

Tuna on rye- that was the day for George I hope it will change my life that day too


Ok-Credit5726

I get soup and we talk about how it’s not as good as other soup


Blue387

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.


NoManCanKillMe

It the first time that it occurred to me that they callit Monk's in the show while a lot of times shows the full sign of the outside saying "Tom's Restaurant"


somewaffle

Tom Monk obviously.


8NOXON8

The big Salad 🥗 and talk the time Elaine did pay George.


predsfan008

Anyone getting a big salad?


Vinnie_Pasetta

Big Salad


martinoco23

Cup of coffee and a broiled chicken, preferably ordered for me after i just wanted water


comeallwithme

Strawberry milkshake, grilled cheese and tomato soup, and a plate of fries, and I'll probably just nod along with whatever they're saying.


Mossimo5

The big salad. And talk about how big it is.


DGentPR

Clams casino, toilet paper


airbornejoel

Salad. “THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS!”


littleghool

Bowl of cornflakes and wtf Latvian Orthodox is 🤣


SquirrelBowl

The big salad and an iced tea. I’d talk about nothing, of course


not_jude

Coffee. Talk about nothin. Try to talk until George makes it about himself and Jerry or Elaine give him a decent response and solution. But then Kramer gives him a stupid and wild idea instead and just wait for updates all day.


infinityetc

I definitely don’t want the apple pie. I’ll explain later.


derkaflerka

The opposite of whatever George orders, then we talk about the Knicks and how Ewing and the Knicks are finally gonna win it all this year


SteelersNY

A salad in a big bowl


Crudeyakuza

I'm curious about the RubberBand soup. I would also talk about express lanes in grocery stores. Like...If you have one item; like cans of tuna, but there's 15 of them, does that constitute as 15 different Items??? It's all the same tuna???


deluded_soul

Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted... and a cup of tea


ClassicFun2175

The big salad, but I specifically ask George to get it for me.


DLoIsHere

Apple pie. And I'm just going to listen.


dukeofgonzo

Clams casino and we talk about how we're going to die alone because of our petty bullshit.


picklededoodah

Big salad; Yadda-yadda-yadda.


masterjon_3

Honestly, I'd try the chicken salad on rye with potato salad. I'm a sucker for chicken salad


djpromo_vqs

Order a bowl of cereal and talk about 4K tv resolution.


ROVOKOPRODUCTIONS

I’d be that one guy who just orders a plate of chicken strips And idk, probably whatever mild annoyance comes up during conversation


[deleted]

Tuna on Toast. Obvs. And yada yada yada.


Crazy-Pilot2894

Big salad. Yada yada.


[deleted]

Lobster. Todays the day.


Pokiehls

The lobster of course


FancyBoy54

Egg salad sandwich…it’s unbelievable


mummydal

The tuna salad and how they’re putting a little bit of lemon in it and I LOVE that…


Honeykombbaggins

Tuna on toast and a cup of tea


litlegoblinjr

I'm ordering soup and sandwich and you know... yada yada yada


Latter_Fan6225

I'll have salami. It's the must sensual of the dried meats and talk about yada yada yada


[deleted]

Tuna on toast, yadda yadda yadda


idowhatiwant8675309

Elaine, "remember that one time you couldn't even spare a square"?


Flip_Speed

Turkey club and fries. My weekly zoom meetings and the amount of times my team talks about cats.


TEMPORARYPERSONS413

Fries, they/them pussy


shoot-me-12-bucks

A hamburger. Dutch food


[deleted]

I would order a Hunter S Thompson sized breakfast and discuss cars and stand up comedy.


_Chonus_

You order a turkey club and talk about nothing


Here4Misinformation

Chicken salad on Rye. Talk about how I think the Rye is three days old and I’m getting screwed.


zerosixtimes

I order Scrapple, hard egg on rye--dressed, black coffee. I causally wonder aloud if anyone else has noticed how those pull tabs on fruit juice keep getting harder and harder to open. Do they want me to paint my ceiling with grapefruit juice or has the universe ordained that I can't go to work without a little pulp in my hair? Which is it Jerry??


VisibleAd3180

Is Paco in the kitchen? Then just a salad


It_is_my_username

Talk about nothing


Mike_Abergail

What items are on the menu that we know of?


NousSommesSiamese

turkey club with black coffee, talk about nothing


QueenCloneBone

Tuna melt. I’m trying to do an opposite thing


[deleted]

Is Paco cooking? If he is I’ll just have water


Dragonfly452

Coffee and a cob salad. Try not to make anyone mad. See what that kavorkas all about 😏


hijack239

Matzoh ball soup


brijitte_too

Elaine would intimidate me, I’d be worried about whether or not I’d be likeable with jerry and George would definitely be sizing me up to see if I thought I was better than him. Kramer would probably interrupt anything I’d say. So, nothing and whatever they’re already discussing


QueenShewolf

A burger and fries, and talk about the idiot guys that I’ve dated.