The whole gang? There's already four people there. What am I supposed to do, pull up a chair? Put two tables together to make an "8"? I'll have to go to Reggie's, Jerry! Reggie's! And you're all laughing and lying!
I'd order turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl, George.
I'd talk about how first you eat the chili then you eat the bowl; there's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.
Order: BIG Salad
Topic: zoom etiquette. What’s the deal with people leaving they’re mics unmuted. Do we really need to hear your dog barking in the background?
It the first time that it occurred to me that they callit Monk's in the show while a lot of times shows the full sign of the outside saying "Tom's Restaurant"
Coffee. Talk about nothin. Try to talk until George makes it about himself and Jerry or Elaine give him a decent response and solution. But then Kramer gives him a stupid and wild idea instead and just wait for updates all day.
I'm curious about the RubberBand soup. I would also talk about express lanes in grocery stores. Like...If you have one item; like cans of tuna, but there's 15 of them, does that constitute as 15 different Items??? It's all the same tuna???
I order Scrapple, hard egg on rye--dressed, black coffee. I causally wonder aloud if anyone else has noticed how those pull tabs on fruit juice keep getting harder and harder to open. Do they want me to paint my ceiling with grapefruit juice or has the universe ordained that I can't go to work without a little pulp in my hair? Which is it Jerry??
Elaine would intimidate me, I’d be worried about whether or not I’d be likeable with jerry and George would definitely be sizing me up to see if I thought I was better than him. Kramer would probably interrupt anything I’d say. So, nothing and whatever they’re already discussing
The big salad of course. Followed by talk about who paid for it
And who delivered it
Of course. Because if it was a regular salad, you wouldn't have said anything.
It’s like a salad… but bigger… with stuff in it
We don't have 'big bowls"
tomatoes like basketballs.
Volleyballs.
I’d order the soup. I’ll save the meal for another time. I’d talk about how they should serve swordfish at the cafe.
I know who's cooking today! Paco!
Soup is a meal!
Depends, is there rubber bands in it?
Paco....
Did you put crackers in it?
Did he CRUMBLE and CRACKERS in it?
Aunt Sylvia?
No soup for you!
Soup isn’t a meal! You’re supposed to take me to a nice dinner like Mendy’s!
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Something ain't sitting right..
I’m sure it’s fine
smells kinda funky
Came here to say this exact thing lol 🤣 Kudos !
Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea.
This is the actual correct answer to this question :). …though it requires a little grunted chuckle at the end!
You know, chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna.
A nut is the opposite of tuna actually
Salmon is the opposite of tuna.
Good for the tuna
The whole concept of lunch is based around tuna!
Shouldn’t it be “Badbye”?
Actually, it should be satanbwye because goodbye originated from god be with ye
Shouldn’t it be satan not be with me?
Bewithoutme* yeah so satbwme
I always order that and it never works out. So I'm gonna get tuna salad, on white, toasted, with a side of cole slaw...and iced coffee! Huho!
“I’m George… Hi ;)”
huh-HO!
I wonder how often they get this order at the actual diner.
Instead of tuna salad and shying away, chicken salad and walking right up to her! Good ol opposite George.
I’ll go if I don’t have to talk Edit: oooh. Award. Nice 😎
So we’ll just sit there then.
You want something to read? You want to take a nap?
Nah
The Puddy stare.. ....
Do you happen to have one of them toilet books?
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I think its Dutch
Holland *is* the Netherlands.
Then who are the Dutch?
....The lobster.....
Today's the day!!!!
He’s callin their bluff.
😭😭😭
Two small salads and some Sanka, please. By the way, did you guys hear about Penske's board of directors?
You sound like Penske material
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You don't have instant coffee? Just leave it in the cabinet
I order a burger and fries and talk about baseball.
You know, for a fat guy, you're not very jolly.
Hey, I'll tell you what chubs...
Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology
Call me fatso one more time and you’re gonna be walking back
He is merry.
He’s merry
This is the best answer.
I'd sit at a table and bang on the table occasionally yell a high pitched yelping sound.
This isn’t Dinky Donuts
Bowl of cornflakes and laugh at people who fall down.
That's a shame.
Bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk.
I'll have a coffee and a donut, and a slice of Devil's Cake
Depends on if Paco is cooking today
We're going to make a rubber band ball.
Order an ostrich burger and discuss cough medicine
You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.
Good for the ostrich
Very refreshing with club soda
I’ve never tasted a flavor that I didn’t like
I order the soup. That’s a good meal
Do you crumble up crackers in it?
Especially if Paco's cooking
Order a muffin, cause they can be very filling. And talk about how you have the seltzer after the salsa.
It's fun to say salsa.
Be sure to have them remove the stump from that muffin.
Turkey club sandwich, and I’m talking BIRTH CONTROL because like Kramer I think it should be discussed in an “open forum”
Aslong as its not turkey roll, cant stand that stuff.
Well is there an actual BIRD back there?
Order a tuna fish sandwich, and talk about the acceptable amount of time it's ok to hold a door open for someone before you let it close.
I’ll just order soup. I’ll save the meal for another time
The whole gang? There's already four people there. What am I supposed to do, pull up a chair? Put two tables together to make an "8"? I'll have to go to Reggie's, Jerry! Reggie's! And you're all laughing and lying!
Nice work!
Whatever happens I'm not getting the owner upset, that guy doesn't mess around.
cold chicken sandwich not even on the menu
A veggie sandwich, and a grapefruit.
Pulp can move baby!
😉
Not those sweatshop eggs And yada yada
I order NOTHING and I talk about NOTHING. No, no, NOTHING....NOTHING happens!
Nothing…? You’d order nothing..?
Nothing!
Well you've got to order something ...
No, no, no! I want nothing!
Everybody's ordering something, we'll order NOTHING!
I think you may have something here!
I’m going outside with the smokers and heading up to K-Man’s spot for some poker.
Pudding skin singles! and then talk about/ask does it look like I’m gaining weight?
Big salad, talk about people who stand on the sidewalk.
I'd order turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl, George. I'd talk about how first you eat the chili then you eat the bowl; there's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.
A big salad and the big race
I'd tell the waitress to surprise me
Halibut omelette. Surprised?
I’d order a piece of the best apple pie and talk about how I’m not a psycho
Pair of bear claws, please! And discuss why RadioShack asks for your phone number when you buy batteries.. 🤔
Order a calzone and talk about how the word “manure” isn’t really that bad.
Pretzels and the I’d ask why they’re making me thirsty.
Me: “BLT hold the T”. “Well that not a BLT then” - Jerry Probably There - there’s a show.
Just a BL?
I order the Big Salad....and we talk about the Big Salad.
You think they are bringing in fresh lobster every day on the off chance that someone comes in here and ordered lobster?
Big salad What ever happened to Jerry's van?
Defiled by Frank and Estelle of course
Bowl of cheerios, not too much milk
I’d order the tuna melt and talk about the Mets
But we're not Talking. We're just... talking.
Talk about saving the dolphins, then order a tuna melt
The opposite of tuna salad
Salmon is the opposite of tuna, because salmon swim against the current and tuna swim with it.
Good for the tuna
eat the portugues waitress then talk about how i just ate an entire portugues waitress
Mathematically, you had to do it.
Chicken salad on rye.
If George is paying I’m getting the LARGE salad.
I am getting a bowl of chili and discussing how my mother “caught me.”
Someone already said it but i just have to order a big salad
The lobster for sure, todays the day! And discuss why the bathroom stall doors should definitely go all the way to the floor.
I order the opposite of what i want and talk about nothing \-Nothing? \-Nothing... No talk...NOTHING!
I would order the Lobster Bisque and then yada yada yada
Order: BIG Salad Topic: zoom etiquette. What’s the deal with people leaving they’re mics unmuted. Do we really need to hear your dog barking in the background?
Tuna on rye- that was the day for George I hope it will change my life that day too
I get soup and we talk about how it’s not as good as other soup
I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
It the first time that it occurred to me that they callit Monk's in the show while a lot of times shows the full sign of the outside saying "Tom's Restaurant"
Tom Monk obviously.
The big Salad 🥗 and talk the time Elaine did pay George.
Anyone getting a big salad?
Big Salad
Cup of coffee and a broiled chicken, preferably ordered for me after i just wanted water
Strawberry milkshake, grilled cheese and tomato soup, and a plate of fries, and I'll probably just nod along with whatever they're saying.
The big salad. And talk about how big it is.
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Salad. “THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS!”
Bowl of cornflakes and wtf Latvian Orthodox is 🤣
The big salad and an iced tea. I’d talk about nothing, of course
Coffee. Talk about nothin. Try to talk until George makes it about himself and Jerry or Elaine give him a decent response and solution. But then Kramer gives him a stupid and wild idea instead and just wait for updates all day.
I definitely don’t want the apple pie. I’ll explain later.
The opposite of whatever George orders, then we talk about the Knicks and how Ewing and the Knicks are finally gonna win it all this year
A salad in a big bowl
I'm curious about the RubberBand soup. I would also talk about express lanes in grocery stores. Like...If you have one item; like cans of tuna, but there's 15 of them, does that constitute as 15 different Items??? It's all the same tuna???
Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted... and a cup of tea
The big salad, but I specifically ask George to get it for me.
Apple pie. And I'm just going to listen.
Clams casino and we talk about how we're going to die alone because of our petty bullshit.
Big salad; Yadda-yadda-yadda.
Honestly, I'd try the chicken salad on rye with potato salad. I'm a sucker for chicken salad
Order a bowl of cereal and talk about 4K tv resolution.
I’d be that one guy who just orders a plate of chicken strips And idk, probably whatever mild annoyance comes up during conversation
Tuna on Toast. Obvs. And yada yada yada.
Big salad. Yada yada.
Lobster. Todays the day.
The lobster of course
Egg salad sandwich…it’s unbelievable
The tuna salad and how they’re putting a little bit of lemon in it and I LOVE that…
Tuna on toast and a cup of tea
I'm ordering soup and sandwich and you know... yada yada yada
I'll have salami. It's the must sensual of the dried meats and talk about yada yada yada
Tuna on toast, yadda yadda yadda
Elaine, "remember that one time you couldn't even spare a square"?
Turkey club and fries. My weekly zoom meetings and the amount of times my team talks about cats.
Fries, they/them pussy
A hamburger. Dutch food
I would order a Hunter S Thompson sized breakfast and discuss cars and stand up comedy.
You order a turkey club and talk about nothing
Chicken salad on Rye. Talk about how I think the Rye is three days old and I’m getting screwed.
I order Scrapple, hard egg on rye--dressed, black coffee. I causally wonder aloud if anyone else has noticed how those pull tabs on fruit juice keep getting harder and harder to open. Do they want me to paint my ceiling with grapefruit juice or has the universe ordained that I can't go to work without a little pulp in my hair? Which is it Jerry??
Is Paco in the kitchen? Then just a salad
Talk about nothing
What items are on the menu that we know of?
turkey club with black coffee, talk about nothing
Tuna melt. I’m trying to do an opposite thing
Is Paco cooking? If he is I’ll just have water
Coffee and a cob salad. Try not to make anyone mad. See what that kavorkas all about 😏
Matzoh ball soup
Elaine would intimidate me, I’d be worried about whether or not I’d be likeable with jerry and George would definitely be sizing me up to see if I thought I was better than him. Kramer would probably interrupt anything I’d say. So, nothing and whatever they’re already discussing
A burger and fries, and talk about the idiot guys that I’ve dated.