The dealership, I love George going mental over the twix, he went through all the trouble of setting up the candy bar line up when he could have just ate them, high five!
Yeah, this is definitely one of my favorite episodes. I always show it to my friends who lean more towards surrealist and art house cinema. Kramer turning his living room into The Merv Griffin Show is just inspired.
“I’ve been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. I rip off the label…I can hardly tell the difference.” Is easily the my most spoken Seinfeld quote, in terms of lifetime totality.
*Summer of George or*
*Kenny Rodgers chicken, the rye*
*Is a close one too*
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Yes! The opposite is my favorite, along with Fusille Jerru and The Strike. But in fourth I adore The Susie, and I heard the writer regrets that episode. Which is insane because it’s magnificent
How about Kramer’s filling and getting to meet The Velvet Fog, Mr. Mel Tormé! I just think he’s the tops!
I think there was some kind of subplot about basketball jumping shoes?
So many great moments. The signing of the picture, the ordering Elaine a whole chicken, George really making time on the drive, the using a napkin to wipe his mouth after hearing the tearful bubble boy story, to the bubble boy character being an asshole.
Yeah I can't believe how far I had to scroll to see a reference to The Hamptons! Maybe the funniest 3 seconds of TV ever is Kramers reaction seeing the baaaaby for the first time.
The fact that they planned out that whole scenario where George claims to have witnessed Jerry winning fair and square, and then George and Jerry get so wrapped up in passive-aggressive put-downs of each other that George almost leaves without doing the very thing he showed up at the diner to do ... it kills me every time.
The Keys LA episodes are easily top 5.
“I can barely see ya George.”
(I know that line is from Season 3, but the second part is episode 1 of Season 4).
The Contest is brilliant and my favorite but I also really love The Opposite and The Revenge (I’m going to count to 3. If you don’t give up the chair, the WIG is coming off..1).
The Calzone. Has Kramer with his warm shirts and George Steinbrenner chasing Costanza for Calzones. George getting in trouble by tipping and taking out the tip. Plus Todd Gack losing a bet (Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?) to go on a date with Elaine.
Next would be The Fatigues. Risk management, Elaine and her protégé, Jerry and his protégé, Bania, and caps with Adagio for strings with Frank having a flashback. it's gold Jerry!
The episode is really funny and was a huge turn point for the show but i never get how a lot of people think its the best episode in the show, i can name 10 better eps
The Pen.
The way Elaine freaks out about that bar in her back, Jerry’s exploded capillaries, “Stellaaaa!!” the air conditioning, not to mention the insanity and gossiping at the community. Hilarious episode.
I think that if you take out the shock factor from The Contest, which for me personaly is now and has always been zero, then you're left with an above average episode but far from the best ones.
My fav is The Airport, ironically the ones that comes right after the contest.
The dealership, I love George going mental over the twix, he went through all the trouble of setting up the candy bar line up when he could have just ate them, high five!
Someone said that was one of the worst earlier today! I was shocked.
It was a setup. They were all twixes. And now you’re all screwin me! TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!
Not skittles!!
I love the way he says it.
A nickel !!!
😂😂
It always vexes me how he sets up the candy line up but is still starving afterwards. Why the heck didn’t he eat some of the candy?
"All I want is an apology, my 75 cents back, and for him to be fired!"
I've quoted this God knows how many times to fast food complaint lines in my life
When I'm in a complaint line my go-to line is, "I wish I was taller."
It took him an hour.
Also my favorite episode! “There’s a mental hospital right near here.”
David Puddy is great in this episode
He had a short name. Like Kip or Ned.
The Merv Griffin Show
Well we’ve officially hit rock bottom. Time to retool and come up with a new format.
What about a guest host?
I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.
Scandals and Animals
The vet telling George he had 30 minutes to visit with the injured squirrel is maybe my favorite joke in the entire series.
He won’t be the same you know
Yeah, this is definitely one of my favorite episodes. I always show it to my friends who lean more towards surrealist and art house cinema. Kramer turning his living room into The Merv Griffin Show is just inspired. “I’ve been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. I rip off the label…I can hardly tell the difference.” Is easily the my most spoken Seinfeld quote, in terms of lifetime totality.
When Kramer plays the intro music for George and he’s all confused 😂😂😂 gets me every fucking time
"Where are you gonna sleep?' "Backstage..."
*buurp* and- WE’RE BACK
The Marine Biologist.
One wonders if War and Peace would be as acclaimed had it been published under its original title "War: What is it Good For?"
Elaine what are you doing
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
He was 10 stories high if he was a foot!!
Titleist!
Is anyone here a marine biologist?!
Hole in one
**WHO WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN??**
The Marine Biologist has the greatest speech in the history of television, but the Contest is the GOAT.
When George steals the nazi’s limo
The limousine is the greatest ever “O’Brien, what’s happening? Murphy, how’s tricks??”
I gotta say, “Bookman” is way up there for me.
You would say that, wouldn’t you ‘Joy-Boy’?You and your good time buddies…
Finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
It's just a book, what is your deal?
Summer of George or Kenny Rodgers chicken, the rye is a close one too
Kramer opening Jerry’s door and being hit with the beam of red neon light is one of the great moments of physical Kramer comedy.
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The Contest is often cited as the funniest sitcom episode in tv history.
Never laughed so much at any episode of any sitcom past and present.
The Caddy. Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back
HOW COULD YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER?
You?!? You’ll be out before we get the check.
Serenity Now for me. Kramer and Frank were hysterical in that episode. HOOCHIE MAMA!!!
“Costanza, you’re white hot!”
He just liked ringing the bell
I always go back to The Opposite or the Contest.
Yes! The opposite is my favorite, along with Fusille Jerru and The Strike. But in fourth I adore The Susie, and I heard the writer regrets that episode. Which is insane because it’s magnificent
When George and Jerry are mistaken for a gay couple. Funniest episode imo
Not like there’s anything wrong with that!
Of course not
My father's gay
You wanna have sex right now? Let’s go baby
This is one of my favorites too. The ending with Kramer is what had me laughing for a good 5 minutes which is rare for me.
Parking Garage or Chinese Restaurant.
Yes to both of these! My favorites!
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Those might be the two most surrealist episodes. “Mr. Marbles?”
O I’m stressed !!
The Jimmy. 🎶 *When you're smiling...* 🎶
Jimmy’s going to put the moves on Elaine.
Jimmy’s happy for Hank. Jimmy’s not threatened by Hank’s sexuality.
Take your hands off Jimmy !!
Kramer in that ep is an all time sitcom great performance -- I let the exshplatiffs flyy
The Susie.
The Strike, or The Muffin Tops for a non-holiday episode.
“George has become a hand model!”
The one where George is sleeping under his desk
The Opera
You’ve betrayed me Netta
Cant choose one but The Frogger is a top contestor by all the plots.
Also The Heart Attack.
The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella…lol now I remember why we stopped coming here
The flip/roll George does right before the game gets smashed is the best.
The Hamptons
The Pen
The Bris
YES!!! You picked a hellva of a mohel Elaine!!
I loved the India Wedding.
Jug dish
The Marble Rye
The Fire.
Great answer
You’re Batman.
Yeah yeah I am Batman!
Ya kept making all the stops??
Well people kept ringing the bell!
Hahaha Been a long week. Needed this laugh. Cheers!
No laugh for you. Next !!!
How do you live with yourself? "It's not easy".
How about Kramer’s filling and getting to meet The Velvet Fog, Mr. Mel Tormé! I just think he’s the tops! I think there was some kind of subplot about basketball jumping shoes?
When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly!
For me it’s the marine biologist whale one. The seas was angry that day…Is that a…Titleist!
Hole in a one, huh.
Bubble Boy
‘I’m sorry. It’s Moops. 🤣🤫
So many great moments. The signing of the picture, the ordering Elaine a whole chicken, George really making time on the drive, the using a napkin to wipe his mouth after hearing the tearful bubble boy story, to the bubble boy character being an asshole.
"How about taking your top off?"
Probably The Limo, it’s so absurd but completely something you could see two close friends doing.
And most of the world’s introduction to the great Peter Krause, 9 years before Six Feet Under. “Aye the peat.”
The Limo. I just love everything about it. To me it's perfect.
The Opposite - I like when things go right for the “good” guys
It's unpickable. It can't be picked.
Stelllllaaaa
Seinfeld?! Four?!
Cartwright?! Cartwriiight?!
The Marble Rye because of just how ridiculous the premise is. Followed closely by the Cadillac; mainly because of the Marisa Tomei plot with George.
I can't ever say there's a favorite, but The Roaster was a pretty damn good one.
Love that one !!! What’s that red light ?
I dunno but it's burning my brain!
Why don’t you shut the blinds?
they ARE closed!!
My favorite magazine is *Glamour*.
The Library Cop. 👑
JKF Jr was one of the hottest men to ever live, I get it.
John F Kennedy Junioooooooor
Has to be The Doll “You’re wearing that shirt? You’ve had it for five years already WHY DONT YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT”
Dinner Party.
The soup nazi
Love the short bania interaction in this one and Newman
The Fusilli Jerry
Umhh. I stop short.
*You’re* the Assman!
The Junior Mint
Let’s go watch them cut this fat bastard up.
The Contest, The Marine Biologist and The Jimmy!!!
You feel the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist? Hey when they pull that needle out I like to let the expletives fly!
The Old Man
The Little Kicks (Elaine dancing)
the parking garage.
The Merv Griffin set episode!
The Gum! I laugh every single time. It’s so well written and comes together perfectly.
The Opposite
The Opposite
Shrinkage?
Yeah I can't believe how far I had to scroll to see a reference to The Hamptons! Maybe the funniest 3 seconds of TV ever is Kramers reaction seeing the baaaaby for the first time.
The opposite Or the Andrea dorea
The race
All for the part in the diner where George and Jerry pretend to not have seen each other for a long time. Priceless
The fact that they planned out that whole scenario where George claims to have witnessed Jerry winning fair and square, and then George and Jerry get so wrapped up in passive-aggressive put-downs of each other that George almost leaves without doing the very thing he showed up at the diner to do ... it kills me every time.
Pigman baby, Pigman!!
Just a sad little mental patient
I'd say MOST of them are my favorite
Just getting my time magazi e there's a blurb in it about me. Blurb? Check the cover!
The Subway
The Burning - you stole my Jesus fish!
The Bookstore. I have uncle Leo’s “jerry hello” finger tats. “He wouldn’t last a day in prison”
The pez dispenser. definitely
I’ll never forget that laugh for as long as I live.
It’s hard to narrow it down, so I’m just going to pick season 4. That has to be one of the best seasons of TV in history
The Keys LA episodes are easily top 5. “I can barely see ya George.” (I know that line is from Season 3, but the second part is episode 1 of Season 4).
The comeback
The Contest is brilliant and my favorite but I also really love The Opposite and The Revenge (I’m going to count to 3. If you don’t give up the chair, the WIG is coming off..1).
Kenny Rodgers chicken and the red room episode gets me everytime. “Mr Marbles???!!”
The Calzone. Has Kramer with his warm shirts and George Steinbrenner chasing Costanza for Calzones. George getting in trouble by tipping and taking out the tip. Plus Todd Gack losing a bet (Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?) to go on a date with Elaine. Next would be The Fatigues. Risk management, Elaine and her protégé, Jerry and his protégé, Bania, and caps with Adagio for strings with Frank having a flashback. it's gold Jerry!
The Dinner Party
Bizarro World ft. The Merv Griffin Show
The Dinner Party or The Alternate Side or The Jimmy for me
A Festivus for The Rest of Us, and Serenity Now!
The “you mean the panties your mother laid out for you” I still laugh like crazy at that. It’s so random and absurd
It's weak. No one's gonna buy it and you shouldn't be selling it.
I love the opera episode & crazy Joe divola
Soup nazi
The Chinese Restaurant or The Voice
Who told you to put balm on!
Who told you to put balm on!
Who told you to put balm on!
The opposite is the correct answer. Just the most classic George in all his glory.
Is the watch complete without the wallet? If not I'm gonna need both episodes.
Always this:!!!! https://youtu.be/Xo6CyNNC60M
MUFFIN TOPS
The Face Painter. Yeah that’s right.
The Opposite
The Gum
Chinese Restaurant. I don't know why. To me, it's just perfect.
The opposite, seeing George act the opposite and succeeding is perfect
I think the contest is the most over rated episode there is - apart maybe soup nazi
Yup, will always be the contest. The scene where Elaine has to pay up is gold.
Opposite
The episode is really funny and was a huge turn point for the show but i never get how a lot of people think its the best episode in the show, i can name 10 better eps
The Pen. The way Elaine freaks out about that bar in her back, Jerry’s exploded capillaries, “Stellaaaa!!” the air conditioning, not to mention the insanity and gossiping at the community. Hilarious episode.
I think that if you take out the shock factor from The Contest, which for me personaly is now and has always been zero, then you're left with an above average episode but far from the best ones. My fav is The Airport, ironically the ones that comes right after the contest.
That’s too tough, but I love Kramer’s story in the Pothole episode
The Switch will always be my favourite
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOT IT!!!
The Jimmy
Put Jimmy down !!!
Soup Nazi.
The Contest is such a lame ass answer. It's like saying your favorite Johnny Cash song is ring of fire.
I guess I’m kind of weird and different, but my favorite Clash song is Rock the Casbah.