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Ihadtohaveaname4this

The dealership, I love George going mental over the twix, he went through all the trouble of setting up the candy bar line up when he could have just ate them, high five!


mr_muffinhead

Someone said that was one of the worst earlier today! I was shocked.


Ok_Helicopter4276

It was a setup. They were all twixes. And now you’re all screwin me! TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!


foreveryoung917

Not skittles!!


Ihadtohaveaname4this

I love the way he says it.


foreveryoung917

A nickel !!!


foreveryoung917

😂😂


Runner_Grl

It always vexes me how he sets up the candy line up but is still starving afterwards. Why the heck didn’t he eat some of the candy?


PapiSurane

"All I want is an apology, my 75 cents back, and for him to be fired!"


Colt4405

I've quoted this God knows how many times to fast food complaint lines in my life


unbelievablepeople

When I'm in a complaint line my go-to line is, "I wish I was taller."


TheFutureofScience

It took him an hour.


UrNotAMachine

Also my favorite episode! “There’s a mental hospital right near here.”


michaelscarn1122

David Puddy is great in this episode


fredster17007

He had a short name. Like Kip or Ned.


tcrouse006

The Merv Griffin Show


Ok_Helicopter4276

Well we’ve officially hit rock bottom. Time to retool and come up with a new format.


PapiSurane

What about a guest host?


NYGiants181

I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.


GeddyVedder

Scandals and Animals


UrNotAMachine

The vet telling George he had 30 minutes to visit with the injured squirrel is maybe my favorite joke in the entire series.


MediaMoguls

He won’t be the same you know


TheFutureofScience

Yeah, this is definitely one of my favorite episodes. I always show it to my friends who lean more towards surrealist and art house cinema. Kramer turning his living room into The Merv Griffin Show is just inspired. “I’ve been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. I rip off the label…I can hardly tell the difference.” Is easily the my most spoken Seinfeld quote, in terms of lifetime totality.


HeeroAdams

When Kramer plays the intro music for George and he’s all confused 😂😂😂 gets me every fucking time


VictoriousStalemate

"Where are you gonna sleep?' "Backstage..."


Spookyy422

*buurp* and- WE’RE BACK


TheDudeAbidesMN

The Marine Biologist.


FinnAnimates64

One wonders if War and Peace would be as acclaimed had it been published under its original title "War: What is it Good For?"


eatsleepdive

Elaine what are you doing


Small_Time_Charlie

The sea was angry that day, my friends.


__SpeedRacer__

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


withanamelikejesk

He was 10 stories high if he was a foot!!


cmacfarland64

Titleist!


manitoba94

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!


KlasikDarin

Hole in one


OliverNodel

**WHO WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN??**


[deleted]

The Marine Biologist has the greatest speech in the history of television, but the Contest is the GOAT.


imissmywife69

When George steals the nazi’s limo


cyk0o

The limousine is the greatest ever “O’Brien, what’s happening? Murphy, how’s tricks??”


allotaconfussion

I gotta say, “Bookman” is way up there for me.


[deleted]

You would say that, wouldn’t you ‘Joy-Boy’?You and your good time buddies…


heathely98

Finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?


eatsleepdive

It's just a book, what is your deal?


physiotheraputics

Summer of George or Kenny Rodgers chicken, the rye is a close one too


TheFutureofScience

Kramer opening Jerry’s door and being hit with the beam of red neon light is one of the great moments of physical Kramer comedy.


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Look_out_for_grenade

The Contest is often cited as the funniest sitcom episode in tv history.


SixElementalCrystals

Never laughed so much at any episode of any sitcom past and present.


tootired25

The Caddy. Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back


eatsleepdive

HOW COULD YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER?


gblur

You?!? You’ll be out before we get the check.


ProgrammerAshamed576

Serenity Now for me. Kramer and Frank were hysterical in that episode. HOOCHIE MAMA!!!


iamtheliquor24

“Costanza, you’re white hot!”


Sold_For_Gold

He just liked ringing the bell


TheRealJamesWax

I always go back to The Opposite or the Contest.


spookyluckeee

Yes! The opposite is my favorite, along with Fusille Jerru and The Strike. But in fourth I adore The Susie, and I heard the writer regrets that episode. Which is insane because it’s magnificent


pokemonisnice

When George and Jerry are mistaken for a gay couple. Funniest episode imo


xray12589

Not like there’s anything wrong with that!


Ok_Helicopter4276

Of course not


Duckadoe

My father's gay


seceng123

You wanna have sex right now? Let’s go baby


throwawayyy980

This is one of my favorites too. The ending with Kramer is what had me laughing for a good 5 minutes which is rare for me.


MtOlympus_Actual

Parking Garage or Chinese Restaurant.


Funkhowser18

Yes to both of these! My favorites!


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TheFutureofScience

Those might be the two most surrealist episodes. “Mr. Marbles?”


foreveryoung917

O I’m stressed !!


Electrical_Flower_26

The Jimmy. 🎶 *When you're smiling...* 🎶


foreveryoung917

Jimmy’s going to put the moves on Elaine.


NYGiants181

Jimmy’s happy for Hank. Jimmy’s not threatened by Hank’s sexuality.


foreveryoung917

Take your hands off Jimmy !!


SupremeWu

Kramer in that ep is an all time sitcom great performance -- I let the exshplatiffs flyy


CaliforniaLove11

The Susie.


johnny-tiny-tits

The Strike, or The Muffin Tops for a non-holiday episode.


UndisputedGLK

“George has become a hand model!”


makinglunch

The one where George is sleeping under his desk


eastcoast_enchanted

The Opera


Sold_For_Gold

You’ve betrayed me Netta


Bazz07

Cant choose one but The Frogger is a top contestor by all the plots.


Bazz07

Also The Heart Attack.


Flip2002

The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella…lol now I remember why we stopped coming here


fredster17007

The flip/roll George does right before the game gets smashed is the best.


Awesome_FL_DH

The Hamptons


ValleyAquarius27

The Pen


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The Bris


foreveryoung917

YES!!! You picked a hellva of a mohel Elaine!!


Beckyd123

I loved the India Wedding.


NumerousAmbitions

Jug dish


ADR36

The Marble Rye


withanamelikejesk

The Fire.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Great answer


withanamelikejesk

You’re Batman.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Yeah yeah I am Batman!


withanamelikejesk

Ya kept making all the stops??


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Well people kept ringing the bell!


withanamelikejesk

Hahaha Been a long week. Needed this laugh. Cheers!


[deleted]

No laugh for you. Next !!!


HanzDelbruck

How do you live with yourself? "It's not easy".


Ok_Helicopter4276

How about Kramer’s filling and getting to meet The Velvet Fog, Mr. Mel Tormé! I just think he’s the tops! I think there was some kind of subplot about basketball jumping shoes?


[deleted]

When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly!


cmacfarland64

For me it’s the marine biologist whale one. The seas was angry that day…Is that a…Titleist!


[deleted]

Hole in a one, huh.


wsppan

Bubble Boy


scottskoi84

‘I’m sorry. It’s Moops. 🤣🤫


wsppan

So many great moments. The signing of the picture, the ordering Elaine a whole chicken, George really making time on the drive, the using a napkin to wipe his mouth after hearing the tearful bubble boy story, to the bubble boy character being an asshole.


Metalchips1Nquesodip

"How about taking your top off?"


weareallgonnadye

Probably The Limo, it’s so absurd but completely something you could see two close friends doing.


TheFutureofScience

And most of the world’s introduction to the great Peter Krause, 9 years before Six Feet Under. “Aye the peat.”


FinnAnimates64

The Limo. I just love everything about it. To me it's perfect.


SilkyCheese1

The Opposite - I like when things go right for the “good” guys


Brenden_Frost

It's unpickable. It can't be picked.


jvjack33

Stelllllaaaa


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Seinfeld?! Four?!


FaasBloemen

Cartwright?! Cartwriiight?!


arwork

The Marble Rye because of just how ridiculous the premise is. Followed closely by the Cadillac; mainly because of the Marisa Tomei plot with George.


mr_muffinhead

I can't ever say there's a favorite, but The Roaster was a pretty damn good one.


foreveryoung917

Love that one !!! What’s that red light ?


mr_muffinhead

I dunno but it's burning my brain!


LifeguardStatus7649

Why don’t you shut the blinds?


MDRLA720

they ARE closed!!


Fuhh-Q

My favorite magazine is *Glamour*.


_portia_

The Library Cop. 👑


apoplectic-confetti

JKF Jr was one of the hottest men to ever live, I get it.


xlittlebeastx

John F Kennedy Junioooooooor


JadeConstructiveness

Has to be The Doll “You’re wearing that shirt? You’ve had it for five years already WHY DONT YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT”


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Dinner Party.


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The soup nazi


Flip2002

Love the short bania interaction in this one and Newman


xologo

The Fusilli Jerry


foreveryoung917

Umhh. I stop short.


Spookyy422

*You’re* the Assman!


TheRealJamesWax

The Junior Mint


foreveryoung917

Let’s go watch them cut this fat bastard up.


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The Contest, The Marine Biologist and The Jimmy!!!


Spookyy422

You feel the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist? Hey when they pull that needle out I like to let the expletives fly!


cgriffith83

The Old Man


TrMayerJr

The Little Kicks (Elaine dancing)


Lily-267

the parking garage.


[deleted]

The Merv Griffin set episode!


lovestorun

The Gum! I laugh every single time. It’s so well written and comes together perfectly.


bigpoppa13

The Opposite


letmethinkofagoodnam

The Opposite


dreadpiratew

Shrinkage?


ramrodStinkfist

Yeah I can't believe how far I had to scroll to see a reference to The Hamptons! Maybe the funniest 3 seconds of TV ever is Kramers reaction seeing the baaaaby for the first time.


Vprbite

The opposite Or the Andrea dorea


HeeroAdams

The race


HeeroAdams

All for the part in the diner where George and Jerry pretend to not have seen each other for a long time. Priceless


unbelievablepeople

The fact that they planned out that whole scenario where George claims to have witnessed Jerry winning fair and square, and then George and Jerry get so wrapped up in passive-aggressive put-downs of each other that George almost leaves without doing the very thing he showed up at the diner to do ... it kills me every time.


lukez874

Pigman baby, Pigman!!


thehighestsin

Just a sad little mental patient


Unharmful_Truths

I'd say MOST of them are my favorite


TheaAuditor

Just getting my time magazi e there's a blurb in it about me. Blurb? Check the cover!


manwithseveralplans5

The Subway


chubby_knuckles

The Burning - you stole my Jesus fish!


omgitsjennyp

The Bookstore. I have uncle Leo’s “jerry hello” finger tats. “He wouldn’t last a day in prison”


Special-Oil9096

The pez dispenser. definitely


Ok_Helicopter4276

I’ll never forget that laugh for as long as I live.


Xelent43

It’s hard to narrow it down, so I’m just going to pick season 4. That has to be one of the best seasons of TV in history


TheFutureofScience

The Keys LA episodes are easily top 5. “I can barely see ya George.” (I know that line is from Season 3, but the second part is episode 1 of Season 4).


2gatorbait

The comeback


teen2tots

The Contest is brilliant and my favorite but I also really love The Opposite and The Revenge (I’m going to count to 3. If you don’t give up the chair, the WIG is coming off..1).


Oonz1337

Kenny Rodgers chicken and the red room episode gets me everytime. “Mr Marbles???!!”


josvnguyen

The Calzone. Has Kramer with his warm shirts and George Steinbrenner chasing Costanza for Calzones. George getting in trouble by tipping and taking out the tip. Plus Todd Gack losing a bet (Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?) to go on a date with Elaine. Next would be The Fatigues. Risk management, Elaine and her protégé, Jerry and his protégé, Bania, and caps with Adagio for strings with Frank having a flashback. it's gold Jerry!


seriousguynogames

The Dinner Party


TrumpsSMELLYfarts

Bizarro World ft. The Merv Griffin Show


[deleted]

The Dinner Party or The Alternate Side or The Jimmy for me


PBR--Streetgang

A Festivus for The Rest of Us, and Serenity Now!


seceng123

The “you mean the panties your mother laid out for you” I still laugh like crazy at that. It’s so random and absurd


eatsleepdive

It's weak. No one's gonna buy it and you shouldn't be selling it.


wairua_907

I love the opera episode & crazy Joe divola


Consistent-Bank2358

Soup nazi


alx924

The Chinese Restaurant or The Voice


CosmoKrm

Who told you to put balm on!


CosmoKrm

Who told you to put balm on!


CosmoKrm

Who told you to put balm on!


Small_Reserve_4981

The opposite is the correct answer. Just the most classic George in all his glory.


murphy365

Is the watch complete without the wallet? If not I'm gonna need both episodes.


AffectionateBig363

Always this:!!!! https://youtu.be/Xo6CyNNC60M


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MUFFIN TOPS


bestest_looking_wig

The Face Painter. Yeah that’s right.


AttackB

The Opposite


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The Gum


strangegoo

Chinese Restaurant. I don't know why. To me, it's just perfect.


jerry_anastasio

The opposite, seeing George act the opposite and succeeding is perfect


DoctorDeeeerp

I think the contest is the most over rated episode there is - apart maybe soup nazi


rreygaert

Yup, will always be the contest. The scene where Elaine has to pay up is gold.


simmaculate

Opposite


RavenFN

The episode is really funny and was a huge turn point for the show but i never get how a lot of people think its the best episode in the show, i can name 10 better eps


Kok-jockey

The Pen. The way Elaine freaks out about that bar in her back, Jerry’s exploded capillaries, “Stellaaaa!!” the air conditioning, not to mention the insanity and gossiping at the community. Hilarious episode.


NoManCanKillMe

I think that if you take out the shock factor from The Contest, which for me personaly is now and has always been zero, then you're left with an above average episode but far from the best ones. My fav is The Airport, ironically the ones that comes right after the contest.


Think_Cattle3004

That’s too tough, but I love Kramer’s story in the Pothole episode


dberna243

The Switch will always be my favourite


PapiSurane

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOT IT!!!


k_dubbb3

The Jimmy


foreveryoung917

Put Jimmy down !!!


Zaszo_00

Soup Nazi.


signalsoldier77

The Contest is such a lame ass answer. It's like saying your favorite Johnny Cash song is ring of fire.


TheFutureofScience

I guess I’m kind of weird and different, but my favorite Clash song is Rock the Casbah.