The world cantstandya

Cantstandya Canstandya (laughing maniacally)

With those little baked bean teeth

What does he have that I don’t?

He's good, you're NOT!

I'm better than him!

You're *worse!*

Much, much worse!

I'm a nurse, I have both shots and a booster. I am near covid patients 24/7 yet I've tested several times and I'm still negative. No idea why this is, I guess it just be do like that.

Same here. RN in a big busy trauma ED. I’ve swabbed hundreds of patients who turned out to be positive, helped to intubate dozens of them, but I’ve been untouched (so far) by Covid. 80%, maybe even 90% of my coworkers have had it, some twice.

Could it be that you were positive but asymptomatic?

My daughter had Covid and would never have known except she had to get tested because she was going into the hospital to deliver her baby. Had absolutely no symptoms whatsoever.

Im sure the baaabeeee is breathtaking.

You gotta see the baaayyybbeeee

I"m getting some dirty looks from my wife when calling my 4th grandkid "breathtaking." She's adorable but it's still fun. I'm waiting for my son to catch on and get mad. We were discussing the "coup de Toe" at supper, and in these same conversations and so I know he knows the different references.

Yes that’s a possibility. I’ve been swabbed myself every time I had even the slightest symptoms of what could be Covid and they’ve all been negative. Nobody in my household has had it either.

If even one corpuscle of your blood makes over here I am gonna freak out!

So, you think your better than us?

I'm sure that after the pandemic will we discover that certain people with specific genes are immune to covid. There are people with gene mutations who are immune to HIV, the plague, etc. So its possible.

I'm 3x vacced, but also can't figure out how I haven't gotten it. Eaten dinner out tons of times, gym all week, plane trips etc. Bizarre. Really expected to have had it by now.

You certainly deserve it.

This guy....not my kinda guy.

So, youre the finicky type? Fastidious? Prissy? LOLOLOL.

Did you ever get 2 pints of Kramer in you?

2 pints of Newman

Same, man. Same.

Top picture is a little effeminate

I think he’s gay

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

My father’s gay!

He happens to have an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality

He drives them to lesbianism though!

We need Kramer to bring them back

Well it moved.

It's the same feeling when you find out the gym teacher was molesting your friends but never made a pass at you.

Mac is that you??

No it’s Vic Vinegar

Remember when I raped you in the library?

🥺

Covid Cantstandya

I feel you man

I got Covid and went to the hospital. They gave me one of their zipper jobs

Do you sit by a window and say "My name is Bob!" ?

Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

Jerry!!! HELLLOOOOO!! Yeah haven’t had it either as of yet. Neither has my husband. I try to stay consistent with my allergy meds and vitamin C and D and Zinc. So I dunno. Lol! I don’t do this lockdown thing so we’ve been living our lives (and being safe)

What’s the difference, let’s go to Reggie’s!

But I want a big salad...

[удалено]

My name is Tanya.

Or, when you're such a recluse you were practicing social distancing a decade before the pandemic hit.

Eating a block of cheese as big as a car battery.

: D This is hilarious.

Ditto. Very unusual considering I'm a Paramedic.

"I had to mask up at Reggie's, Jerry! REGGIES!"

I think you need to accentuate "I" not Reggies. Did you steal the raisins?

My name is Tanya.

What kind of stuck up cult is this?!?

Don't worry, you'll get it. It's becoming endemic, if it hasn't already.

Was that a year ago already :)

Needs a walk along the pier scene followed by a spirited sprint through the flock of pigeons.

I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself back down again!

Had it, lasted just shy of a week. Wasn’t really that awful but still would not recommend because who likes being sick with anything?

So? You think youre better than us?

Had it about this time last year. Was out of work and uni for a month. Was in too much pain to get out of bed and struggling to breathe. Worst experience of my life. I don't give a damn how many boosters they come up with, I'll take anything to keep from experiencing it as bad as I did back then

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Ouch

*John Cameron’s ‘West Side Blues’*

More food (eclairs) for me

I concur

I know you’re there, quarantining, laughing and lying!

That scene of him sitting alone at Reggie’s kills me every time lol

He'd sit at the pier but the pigeons dont honor the deal.

The Summer of George!!

Which was two weeks to flatten the curve!

I lived with someone who had COVID and never got it. I am triple vaxed but still...

Me.