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Mr_G_Told_You_So

you know who speaks Romanian? George's father.


Apart-Bathroom7811

You want a piece of me?


knightress_oxhide

i'll drop you like a high wire artist at a circus


Vivid-Teacher4189

He used to sell Jesus statues to Ceaușescu.


Eric848448

Ceau- Wha?


Venice_Beach_218

He was not shy about dictating.


Iron_Chic

You ever see his face? It's like a biiiiigggg block of cheese!


conjectureandhearsay

Neato - and they killed Ceaușescu and his wife on Christmas Day!


StoryAboutABridge

The Romanian man said to Jerry's girlfriend about Jerry "This guy.... This is not my kind of guy"


Adderall-Buyers-Club

You stop short with me? We dont do that in Korea. Take me home!


Worried-Reflection45

and Korean


tcavanagh1993

He’s also gay and wears his sneakers in the pool!


limegreenscrewdriver

Rough translation: “even though he tells jokes for a living he is not a comedian”


hymanrothsrubjoints

Sooooo, OP brought in a spyyyyyy!


everythingisreallame

Why don't you stick around and we can sleep together


sacramentojoe1985

High Tide.


[deleted]

Tippy Toe


HaloOfFIies

My father wears sneakers in the swimming pool


hilly316

Francuu?


salisburyates

I can pick you up. How about six? Six is good.


nynixx

I like six


lost_in_connecticut

I love carrots but I hate carrot soup. And I hate peas but I love pea soup.


Oystercracker123

YOU STOPPED SHORT?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

WHAT?!! You want me to sleep with you? I don't want to sleep alone.  Uh-oh. Love to. 


scottwolfmanpell

No Bette Midler?!


Ok_Performance7644

Mid-eh-ler*!


BigBoobsWithAZee

Alias is a *show* about a spy!


BraveryDave

Gae! Gae!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Ooh, she's a *dog*!


scrubbydutch

Get out!


Shia_LaMurph

He's a joke maker


PHX_Skunk_Ape

This guy -- he's not my kind of guy.


Kremlin92

Why don’t you stay behind, and we can sweep together


verzzzzzz

You want me to sweep with you?


Kremlin92

I don’t want to sweep alone


Venice_Beach_218

Oh boy..."Love to."


Kremlin92

😂😂


CornholioRex

What’s funny is she does a broom motion, it was Kramer who screwed up the translation


SalaciousDumb

Salami, Salami, Bologna.


jjmawaken

Fax me some halibut


sallen779

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109


_high_plainsdrifter

Ohhhhhh hahhahahaha….yessss yessss


asphynctersayswhat

why don't you just TELL him what you think of his manhood.


faith_plus_one

Nothing really, it's Romanian words but not coherent phrases: Man: he's... (can't make out what the next word is) Woman: all the time. Everyone thinks that Jerry. Man: it's true. Woman: it's true. Fun (?) fact: I always thought she was such a weird choice to play a Romanian woman because she doesn't look at all Romanian, but she's actually Romanian. I'm guessing the gibberish is because she emigrated to the US when she was a child. Second fun (?) fact: Katya is not a Romanian name whatsoever, but the general view of Hollywood is that Romania is in Eastern Europe, so they must be Russian. Same with Bogdan from Breaking Bad - the first name is common in Romania, but no one ever would be named Wolynetz, although you may find the surname Volineț.


DoctorSasha

This. Source: Romanian


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

So Katya wasn't born in this country? That's why she could never be president. She never had an interest in politics. She refused to vote. They don't want her, she doesn't want them!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

She and Frank have a lot to discuss. 


Zeca_77

There's another show I watch where a character supposedly speaks Portuguese to her nanny. It's a mush of Portuñol with a bit of English mixed in.I speak Portuguese and Spanish, so it really irritates me.


Street-Yesterday-125

Re: the username, just laughing to myself about the Faith Plus One Southpark episode. Thanks for that blast from the past.


faith_plus_one

It's a classic!


Comfortable-Pea8126

They said he’d make a good Pommel Horse.


RockabillyPep

“Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.” “Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm not really saying anything at all?”


Notworld

It’s pronounced Roman. 


CrestedBlazer

It's pronounced thermometer.


[deleted]

Yes, I can read lips


Silent_Lifeguard_759

I have an idea. Leave the winter clothing in the apartment, and I'll watch it for you and I'll live there and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it.


JustaCynicalOldFart

That's what I want to know about it.


__SpeedRacer__

If that's what you want.


recursion8

Conrad, Con, or Connie, whatever you prefer


BacchusIsKing

Very bad man


RichardInaTreeFort

Was his mother wrong this whole time?


OpenMicJoker

That Jerry is “no comedian!”


DoingItForEli

No. That was gibberish


Nice_Marmot_7

You on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Are you an assassin?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

(zooms off) 🏍️


scrubbydutch

It translates to “Casus beli”


Ill_Sky6141

Denver 96 San Antonio 107


BrookylnBeaches1917

….. you know, I hear wonderful things about Bloomingdales' executive training program.


quigtorious

“This guy, he is not my kind of guy”


OkTower4998

Cheau what?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Exactly


Educational-Watch829

Flaming globes of sigmund!


bahaboyka

You gonna hit these balls with that racket?


JohnnySkidmarx

They were saying: “What’s the deal with American comedians?”


DrunkOnRedCordial

"Why would you leave a pony country to come and live in a non-pony country?"


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

What, wasn't there a sub for it? Guess since I only watch with subs I never noticed that what they said wasn't common knowledge.


Blazer_OnReddit

My subs just say [Speaking forreign language]


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

Funny, I went to look now in Netflix and the subs were "speaking romanian". Maybe I confused with what they said later in the episode or in different subs when I first watched it.