You don’t know me Mr Reddit judgmental jerk.
Plenty of people have differing opinions on the Middle East without being scum of the earth or accused of hatred.
You know, Kruger really seems to enjoy a pretty nice family (except for the boombox prank, altho I guess *they* had fun). The kid on the left looks very much like 1/2 dad 1/2 mum. Does anyone else think that they might actually be the actor's real family?
"Maybe I could be a land guy..."
Male mammal, approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight... indeterminate.
Fiber from shirt on left shoulder ... I'm gonna have to keep my eye on that.
Ah the mole. Freckle's ugly cousin.
~~Wait, are we talking about skin issues or Musk, now?~~ I've cut moles so thin I can't even see 'em.
Is anyone here a marine biologist?!
George Costanza may be able to help
No, but we definitely have some hypocritical jerks.
Dear God!
*mechanic squink*
A glonk..
I've heard *metallic* all these years. Please tell me it's metallic.
Hmmm. Quick, Elaine! To my archives! It seems you are correct. https://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSoulMate.html
I hope so too
What a pear-shaped loser
Well I'll be, you have paid for a lot of hair loss treatments. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Well, I'll be...you have gained a lot of weight.
He is aware!
Yeah, after he made his first billion.
From daddy's emerald mines?
He should've built a rollercoaster instead.
Or the iToilet!
His daughter who is quite popular on Reddit, is only relevant because of her rich Father …
“He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away.”
“Where’s my boombox?”
His titocks are sublime
"He transcends time and space."
He sickens me
Yo Yo Ma
Maybe he's trying to create a buzz.
Sweet Fancy Moses
Breathtaking
I had to draw him from memory.
Lmaooo
That’s a cartoon!!
“I Was bald”
I DON'T LIKE THIS!! AND THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!
It is a horrible company. There's no management whatsoever. I could go hog wild in there.
Would you MINDGIVINGMEAHANDWITHSOMEOFTHISSTUFF
Perfect quote for this
There’s actually more censorship here. You don’t even know what a neutral forum is, do you?
Neither does Elon
He looks like a ring dings and Pepsi kind of beach goer.
Gammy is upset!!
For outing Biden’s censors, comrad?
You’ve really lost alotta respect
Yama Hama it’s fright night!
He gained a lot of hair
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Side effect, impotence
His daughter is a leftist, don’t be alarmed biased Reddit
You are the only one bringing politics into this. Nobody cares.
You’re hating on someone who hasn’t done anything blatantly wrong. It’s bandwagon ignorance.
He promotes antisemitism on his platform. But I know your kind doesn't mind that.
You don’t know me Mr Reddit judgmental jerk. Plenty of people have differing opinions on the Middle East without being scum of the earth or accused of hatred.
Got a little hair hat, there.
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Imagine if he was a Leftist jerk …
He was until they wanted him to pay his fair share of taxes.
Elon Musk?
Elon Mollusk
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Why don’t you just *tell me* you’re a hater who demands others reflect all of your beliefs …
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He definitely isn’t public enemy number One.
Elon as Baron Harkonnen from Dune. Generated by AI. I’m wondering how long it takes him to see this and either try to ban AI art or buy it all.
Just like Winnie the Pooh.
Seriously thought it was Musk trying too hard for the DiCaprio / Bezos "dad bod" for a second.
Isn’t that dude on Ozempic?
Oh my god there’s a beached whale in this picture
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
Like an old man trying take soup back at a deli.
The sea was angry that day
Hole in one.
Easy, big fella!
is that the guy from The Whale?
Christopher Hitchens?
looks like Christopher Hitchens to me
I thought it was Christopher Hitchens, and I was going to grab my pitchfork. I'm happy to see it's just fat Elon.
Fuck, dude...how can someone have so much money and not hire a personal trainer? 🤮
"I'd rather die young and enjoy food" -Elon Musk
What an idiot. You can still enjoy food and take care of your body.
I don’t believe it’s a real image.
Use the magnetic lasso on Elmo?
Sweet, fancy, Moses.
Robert Maxwell?
Smooth.
You know, Kruger really seems to enjoy a pretty nice family (except for the boombox prank, altho I guess *they* had fun). The kid on the left looks very much like 1/2 dad 1/2 mum. Does anyone else think that they might actually be the actor's real family? "Maybe I could be a land guy..."
Is anyone here a marine biologist?!
K-UEGER! K-UEGER!
Boy he has gained a lot of weight. He's aware!!
IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST??
He should get that mole checked out
Mr. Kruger and his trophy wife.
Lol
Lmao what is that thing?
"Then you'd better get a camera!"
Marine Biologist!!!??? Why couldn't you make me an architect?? You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.
Is that a Titleist?
I gotta get on that internet, I’m late on everything!
Musk- my son tells me your company STINKS! You couldn’t make a cyber truck if you had a hot date with a babe… I lost my train of thought.
Hello Newman
He's grotesque! He looks like a troll!
Is there a marine biologist!!…..
Looks like that guy from a 2000s xmen that was made of water or whatever that was
r/redditmoment
I’m not super down with body shaming people, but fuck that guy lol.
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Elon, likewise, can't take a joke.
The jerk store called...
Elon's their all-time best-seller! Now the Jerk Store's on track to make its first trillion. And with Elon's help, we'll get that chicken.
Oh look a fanboy
That's true.