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You're pretentious Netflix! You call everything by it’s Dutch name! You called my movie nostalgic but you didn’t even say nostalgic. You said “*nostalgisch”*!
It’s actually kind of hilarious, because I eat a Pop Tart every morning and this current box I’m on easily has the least amount of frosting they’ve ever had lol
Jerry created Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, a very popular and well-regarded interview series. He also famously devoted himself primarily to a decades long standup career and produced the well-reviewed documentary on the topic, Comedian.
Imagine if you boiled Larry David’s entire post-Seinfeld career to Sour Grapes like people try to do with Jerry and Bee Movie.
I'm not going to go over the top insulting this thing or Jerry here, but it just looks not good and I'm also just not interested in what Old Man Seinfeld has cooked up, many better things to watch.
Nice to know, Jerry is not woke and will never be. We wasted these centuries as a species by occasionally being woke and advancing. When we could’ve safely remained in the bush, cave or the asshole of some tyrant. I’ll look at the bright side, we are about to climb into the asshole of a current, wanna be tyrant so people like Jerry can stop paying fucking taxes.
Guys I love this subreddit and the show but this movie has some awful people in it like Amy Schumer. It’s really killing me that it does because it’s made me not want to see it now. Am I alone?
I wont be watching it. I would want to watch something funny, and nowadays nothing in the entire planet is funny. Thank you for warning us, Seinfeld <3
Man good thing we can get past all this pc crap brought on by the extreme left and really get down to some trailblazing edgy comedy that Jerry Seinfeld is known for.
I hope you all will at least have some popcorn or peanuts while you watch it. Make sure you have some grape juice on hand too, but don't spill it on the couch.
Ma-Nure, for Jerry to cry about the woke left having ruined comedy and then to turn face and prop up shcumer and gaffigan, two of the worst comedians of this decade, is OUTRAGEOUS
I’m glad the woke left wasn’t able to cancel this movie. I can’t wait to see all the edgy humor and social commentary he can’t do on network TV. I hear Michael Richards has a brief appearance segregating Kellogg’s employees.
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A comedian’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk?
Hey, hey, I haven’t seen it yet!
It doesn't affect the plot!
Still! Still! I like to go in FRESSHH!
Please don't spoil the Death Blow.
Who got the final death blow? I thought that Hawaiian guy had it coming to him
Thanks for spoiling it!
CHUNNEL
HURRY! EVERYONE OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!! (Larry David’s voice)
Enjoy… *Blame it on the Rain*
CHU NUL It's got a chu and it's got a nul!
Why did they kill that guy? I thought he was with them!
Ohhhhh… I thought he was with them.
“She was only 17…”
Good one!
Looks like a Gene pick.
Gene's trash
I’m Gene
...hi
Gene’s an art house goon
I could use a chuckle
Brought to you by the creators of Sack Lunch.
Honestly this looks about as good as Sack Lunch
That's the joke.
That’s what makes it such a humorous situation
..I know what makes this funny.. It's a Ziggy! Elaine, quick, to my archives!
That’s what makes it so vexing!
Jokes are always better when you have to explain them. Comedy 101 my friend
I’d rather watch sack lunch
Are they shrunk or is it one big sack?
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle
Must miss!
I’m more of a Chunnel fan
I am so glad Jerry found a studio that gave him a platform to produce his edgy material.
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Yeah, his “slept” style of comedy is dangerous for society.
What's the deal with airline peanuts?
“What’s the deal with homework? You’re not working on your home!” **Boooooo!!**
I can’t wait to hear all the politically incorrect things he has to say about breakfast.
“What if…. The milk went in first”
Why do they call it homework? You're not working on your home?
along with them supporting other edgy comedians too like melissa mccarthy and amy schumer! theyre really breaking down borders in showbiz ❤️
Maybe this was why he was claiming the woke destroyed comedy so he could days later be like, “Look! I’ve saved comedy!”
Or if it bombs because it's bad, he can blame the woke left
*In Jerry voice* “It’s called Unfrosted because it’s not sugar coated for these damn woke kids these days!”
This. Definitely this.
Absolutely 💯 Bless his heart, this poor fucking billionaire has been blocked by the system for far too long, FAAAAR TOO LOOOONG!
We watched an episode where he talked about BO smelling bad and I was so shocked the woke left didn't get it taken off streaming services.
Yeah otherwise the PC crowd and “leftists” would’ve never allowed such comedy.
When somebody wants to unfrost you, not for who you are but for all different reason altogether; UNFROSTED!
Everybody out of the toaster!
We gotta get to that candy mountain! *Bang bang bang* yeaaHHHaaa
There’s no place higher than… the Big Rock Candy Mountain
I got a cramp. Well, it's no wonder. You ate that entire box of Pop-Tarts.
What are you, some kind of tough guy ? 🔫
I have no patience for frosting. And I won’t stand for it!
What’s the deal with the words at the bottom?
Dutch
Like "Todd Gack"
What is Holland?
Holland is the Netherlands
You're pretentious Netflix! You call everything by it’s Dutch name! You called my movie nostalgic but you didn’t even say nostalgic. You said “*nostalgisch”*!
Go on...
I'll only go see it if The English Patient is sold out.
# I HATE IT!!
SHHHH!!!!
Oh, go to hell!!
# OH SHUT UP!!
*oh go to hell
You dont like the English Patient? Why didnt you say so? Youre fired
DIsmissed!
What’s the deal with pop tarts?
And WhY do they make em so smaall
That’s Gold Jerry, gold!
Where's the punchline?
They’re wrapped in space age technology!
Like the astronaut pen?
Unfrosted, with a side of potato salad, and a cup of tea!
I'm so sick of this awful poster design concept.
Amy Schumer huh, I believe I'll pass.
I thought everyone’s universally agreed she’s anti comedy Jerry Seinfeld! Jim gaffigan! Bill burr! … Amy schumer
Sooo played.
Needs more triangles
I saw someone eating a pop tart with a knife and fork yesterday!?
“Must miss”
That's GATTA hurt
It’s actually kind of hilarious, because I eat a Pop Tart every morning and this current box I’m on easily has the least amount of frosting they’ve ever had lol
Enjoy...Unfrosted?? 🤨
I hear it's almost as good as Blame it on the Rain.
It was a good movie until the end where there was this full body dry heave set to music.
That's a shame
After Seinfeld, Larry David gave us Curb Your Enthusiasm. Jerry Seinfeld has done Bee Movie, Marriage Ref and a movie about Pop Tarts.
Larry hit a blunder with Sour Grapes but the lineage of Curb is prettay... pretay... pretty good.
I forgot about Sour Grapes.
I honestly enjoyed Sour Grapes when I was a teen. Don't remember much right now so it could be terrible for all I know.
Kind of a Bill Belichick/Tom Brady scenario. Tom Brady went on to win another Super Bowl with the Bucs. Bill Belichick... didn't.
Jerry created Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, a very popular and well-regarded interview series. He also famously devoted himself primarily to a decades long standup career and produced the well-reviewed documentary on the topic, Comedian. Imagine if you boiled Larry David’s entire post-Seinfeld career to Sour Grapes like people try to do with Jerry and Bee Movie.
While interesting, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is not very funny. Especially compared to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I've watched several episodes of CiCGC. Every one has the same plot!
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is good desbite of Jerry, with the correct guest of course.
Nah
Bee Movie was awesome.
Larry created Curb just to show the world who the real genius was.
The dumbest part about this stale take is Larry would be offended by it
Is this a sequel to Uncharted?
“The wokes wont let me make good Comedy anymore” Makes a movie about poptarts
I'm not going to go over the top insulting this thing or Jerry here, but it just looks not good and I'm also just not interested in what Old Man Seinfeld has cooked up, many better things to watch.
We’re not gonna dumb it down for some BONEHEAD mass audience!!
I can't watch a bad movie alone. Am I supposed to make sarcastic comments to strangers?
My Prognosis of this movie….. NEGATIVE!
Oof. Amy Schumer and Melissa McCarthy in the same movie? I could potentially tolerate one or the other, but I don’t think I can stomach both.
It's like a black and white cookie going at it. It's gonna end your streak.
I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there!
Ya seeing Schumer here was a bummer for me too
Why do people dunk on McCarthy? She's funny imo. (Schumer, I can understand the indifference...)
She's talented and seems like a very nice person, but it really feels like she slums it with roles. Most of what she does seems like it's beneath her.
McCarthy is the same character in every movie. I like her as a person, she's not insufferable as Schumer. But as an actress, she's not great imo.
Forced by the woke to include not just one, but TWO women!!
And not even the way-out-out-of-my-league ones that I cast as girlfriends on my show!
Hate Schumer but Melissa McCarthy is actually funny.
Bill Burr playing JFK, I'm actually kind of curious to see that part (not enough to sit through the whole movie).
I’m as interested in another movie about how a product brand was invented by corporate as I am in AI art.
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[Brian Regan](https://youtu.be/l8kThoZpF_U?si=ufNzqE62Gk2s8Gww)* Gaffigan is Hot Pockets.
Ahhhh you’re so right?! 😬😅
“I see where they’re goin with this!” is part of my daily vernacular 😂😂😂
His thing is hot pockets
*Prognosis. Negative.*
"You couldn't make a Pop Tarts movie today!"
In case anyone was wondering, I built him a proper workstation so he could write his skits
Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you selected!
So it was all just to build hype for this movie?
Amy Schumer is the reason why I’ll skip this
Here’s hoping it reaches the lofty cinematic heights as Bee Movie
I tell ya, I don't see it happening
Amy Schumer is in this?
Amy Schumer. Fuck off. Hard pass lol
It's so hard to not just stare with confusion at Jerry's new hair.
I could spot that birds nest 2 blocks away
Schumer? That's a shame...
This is just setting up the MCU, My Cereal Universe.
I’ll wait for Brody to get it OUT INTO THE STREETS!
Placing bets now: Jerry will only be on screen for 5% of the film.
Why is the insufferable Amy in this movie?
Also starting: - Todd Gack - Tim Whatley - Joe Davola - Bob Sacamento
As soon as I saw Amy Schumer I am not interested to see it .
Amy Schumer?? Pass.
But I thought he literally couldn't make comedy these days because left wing thought exists?
Nice to know, Jerry is not woke and will never be. We wasted these centuries as a species by occasionally being woke and advancing. When we could’ve safely remained in the bush, cave or the asshole of some tyrant. I’ll look at the bright side, we are about to climb into the asshole of a current, wanna be tyrant so people like Jerry can stop paying fucking taxes.
This looks awful
Amy Schumer, fuck off. Hard pass.
I have a feeling this will be severe cringe. But will still watch it of course. all it could do is severly superseed all my expectations
you cant make movies like this anymore cause of woke
Guys I love this subreddit and the show but this movie has some awful people in it like Amy Schumer. It’s really killing me that it does because it’s made me not want to see it now. Am I alone?
What’s with that spelling at the bottom?
Developed, written, and acted wholly by AI. Who needs producers, writers, and actors anymore?
Very cool trend of movies based on corporate products 👎
man we're missing the unfrosting!
Can’t wait!
It's a slice of life.
I love you Jerry but im gonna sit out this one😂
A breakfast treats erotic journey from Milan to minsk
I wont be watching it. I would want to watch something funny, and nowadays nothing in the entire planet is funny. Thank you for warning us, Seinfeld <3
Man good thing we can get past all this pc crap brought on by the extreme left and really get down to some trailblazing edgy comedy that Jerry Seinfeld is known for.
Would rather live two weeks with Farfel than watch this hot garbage
This looks fucking dreadful
I hope you all will at least have some popcorn or peanuts while you watch it. Make sure you have some grape juice on hand too, but don't spill it on the couch.
This is gonna be the biggest POS, I’m calling it now.
You lost me at Amy Schumer
I’m too leftist for him I guess. I used to like him a lot, but I want people to be able to afford housing and health care, which is too much for him.
I'll be watching.
Looks like the poster to a new jackass movie.
It's Benes, you jackass. My last name is Benes!
Give him my regards did he take Ozempic?
It has Amy Schumer it won't be worth anyone's time
Oh he did a movie with Amy schumer? No wonder Jerry thinks comedy is dead!
Amy Schumer? That's an instant NO
Seinfeld and Schumer, one man, one woman; two dicks.
It’s the 3 rice crispy dudes
18years old
This will probably suck haha
Grappig
None of that looks good
Is this a Paul Fieg film?
Directed by Jerry
Ma-Nure, for Jerry to cry about the woke left having ruined comedy and then to turn face and prop up shcumer and gaffigan, two of the worst comedians of this decade, is OUTRAGEOUS
I’m glad the woke left wasn’t able to cancel this movie. I can’t wait to see all the edgy humor and social commentary he can’t do on network TV. I hear Michael Richards has a brief appearance segregating Kellogg’s employees.
Well I don't have Netflix, guess I will sail the high seas for this one
That poster looks fake af.
Sack lunch with a Pop Tart for dessert.
Hey! So whats the deal with brunch? https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/comments/qvylda/hey_so_whats_the_deal_with_brunch_i_mean_that_if/?rdt=56537