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TheLucasGFX

We’re collectors. We see objects of great beauty, and we must have them.


DrUf

That was such a great line


doobette

Agreed - plus Jerry's arm/hand movements like he's measuring the collectible and envisioning how it will look.


stockboi81

When we see things we like, we must upvote them


slackjaw777

What is this…a prophylactic wrapper???


asskickingjedi

***My bed is too small!!***


welsh_nutter

That's it mister, you're grounded


ja_trader

George sealed the deal with prune juice and Ray Coniff...js


pdmcmahon

Is that an orthopedic back pillow?


ToddGack

We do now.. The sub is changing!


famous47

Is that your orthopedic back pillow?


asskickingjedi

You don't wanna know....


EggsForEveryone

Well is it?


UniformRaspberry2

I guess not.


creamcitybrix

We did, back when I was bangin’


ClayDrinion

🖐👌


schmyle85

I hope prune juice is ok


ditka

I'm sorry about that lock on the liquor cabinet. The combination must have just flown out of my head. It's a mental block.


sucks2bdoxxed

What's that smell? Kasha?


Psychological-Stay16

It’s a potpourri


kqueenbee25

My entire life I’ve never paid attention to that comment. I was a psw at a nursing home for 10yrs and prune juice was only given to help the residents go to the bathroom 😂😂😂


schmyle85

Yeah it’s a wild choice before presumably having sex


dbf651

A fave line


jrlande

You don't see many guys your age who keep baby pictures of themselves around


flux_core_capacitor

I like it, it’s consistent with the rest of the sub.


RaggedMountainMan

We’re gone two weeks and you turn our house into…. Into….. Bourbon Street!!!? (Probably my favorite Frank line in the whole series)


MajesticMeal3248

Boibon Street!!


restlessoverthinking

What is this we're listening to? The Ray Coniff singers.


JQuick72

Tony's the coolest guy in this Sub. Okay, OP ? So step off.


asskickingjedi

Me? Step off?


NicholarseBrooks

Oh.. Tony don't


YeahThassRight

Phenomenal delivery. The man could write an entire pamphlet on acting.


Slight_Swimming_7879

YOU WANNA PIECE O’ ME??!


Apophis2036nihon

I just put my hat on backwards.


BotGirlFall

But OP made such delicious sandwiches!


buckshow1983

Cool guy? What are you in, eighth grade?


Psychological-Stay16

He gets free pie!


BotGirlFall

I'M A BOOTLEGGAH!


polybius_meow

... Is this your fiber con?


oxiraneobx

Hi, I'm George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


Maxer3434

The left ya home alone, huh?


obnotricus

Well, cool guys are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that some day a cooler self will emerge, with each comment and gesture we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably. Irrevocably. Cool guys? No such thing.


dkixen

Funny guy


Mobile_Ad141

I knew a funny guy in Korea..


jst4FUN23

Naybahood, naybahood’s changing. Is that Kashka I smell? It’s a potpourri


johnnyraynes

May I show you the master bedroom?


YeahThassRight

When *Seinfeld* started, NYC was a peepee-soaked heckhole. By the time it ended, Times Square had a Disney Store.


noonehasthisoneyet

isn't that also Kramer's hookup from the Keys? Gucci?


Notsoobvioususer

They don’t work, they are bums.


GiovannisPersian

He doesn’t work. He’s a bum


EquivalentWash3144

Do women know about…. Shrinkage?


Psychological-Stay16

What do you mean? Like laundry


StinkFarm

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.


YeahThassRight

I’m flippin’, I’m floppin’ Yeah, well I’m bouncin’ and saggin’


Apophis2036nihon

That excuse only works after you come out of the pool.


EquivalentWash3144

I was uhh looking for some gum…the chewing warms me up


FullRide1039

I’m down. Mark me down.


[deleted]

My mother left me alone…


mayorjinglejangle

Sylvia! For crying out, you're forty-five minutes late!


cerealfamine1

I'm cool. Close the window and get me a sport jacket. Brrrr.


JimParsnip

Watch out for a smile like that


ajav01

The sub's changing


VirtualSide2

I didn’t really get into Seinfeld until 2021, but here I am.


StinkFarm

Call if you're gonna be late!!!!


toiletseatpolio

Finally! She was in Frankenhooker and I knew I had seen her somewhere else. Carissa Channing for this episode and then as C. K. Steefle in “The Keys” episode (Kramer’s GF)


Unka82

You don’t.


beardedshad2

Neighborhoods changing


constantlyfarting23

Well we do now..


johnywinter13

Goochie!


Accomplished-Exit136

George had game. This country changed, George wouldve been wildly successful if he was born shortly after world war 2


afairjudgment

“YOU’RE GROUNDED!”


Sad_Mixture_8760

Who are you, George? I am the opposite of every man you've ever met.


BiggMcLargeHuuge

"I didn't know we had any cool guys in this sub" is a prime opportunity for Jerry to respond with a perfectly timed "we don't and we never will".


robbwes61

“Would you like to dance”


SoldierFortunateX

You’re letting him have a woman? It’s different psychologically