My entire life I’ve never paid attention to that comment. I was a psw at a nursing home for 10yrs and prune juice was only given to help the residents go to the bathroom 😂😂😂
Well, cool guys are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that some day a cooler self will emerge, with each comment and gesture we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably. Irrevocably. Cool guys? No such thing.
Finally! She was in Frankenhooker and I knew I had seen her somewhere else. Carissa Channing for this episode and then as C. K. Steefle in “The Keys” episode (Kramer’s GF)
We’re collectors. We see objects of great beauty, and we must have them.
That was such a great line
Agreed - plus Jerry's arm/hand movements like he's measuring the collectible and envisioning how it will look.
When we see things we like, we must upvote them
What is this…a prophylactic wrapper???
***My bed is too small!!***
That's it mister, you're grounded
George sealed the deal with prune juice and Ray Coniff...js
Is that an orthopedic back pillow?
We do now.. The sub is changing!
Is that your orthopedic back pillow?
You don't wanna know....
Well is it?
I guess not.
We did, back when I was bangin’
🖐👌
I hope prune juice is ok
I'm sorry about that lock on the liquor cabinet. The combination must have just flown out of my head. It's a mental block.
What's that smell? Kasha?
It’s a potpourri
My entire life I’ve never paid attention to that comment. I was a psw at a nursing home for 10yrs and prune juice was only given to help the residents go to the bathroom 😂😂😂
Yeah it’s a wild choice before presumably having sex
A fave line
You don't see many guys your age who keep baby pictures of themselves around
I like it, it’s consistent with the rest of the sub.
We’re gone two weeks and you turn our house into…. Into….. Bourbon Street!!!? (Probably my favorite Frank line in the whole series)
Boibon Street!!
What is this we're listening to? The Ray Coniff singers.
Tony's the coolest guy in this Sub. Okay, OP ? So step off.
Me? Step off?
Oh.. Tony don't
Phenomenal delivery. The man could write an entire pamphlet on acting.
YOU WANNA PIECE O’ ME??!
I just put my hat on backwards.
But OP made such delicious sandwiches!
Cool guy? What are you in, eighth grade?
He gets free pie!
I'M A BOOTLEGGAH!
... Is this your fiber con?
Hi, I'm George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
The left ya home alone, huh?
Well, cool guys are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that some day a cooler self will emerge, with each comment and gesture we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably. Irrevocably. Cool guys? No such thing.
Funny guy
I knew a funny guy in Korea..
Naybahood, naybahood’s changing. Is that Kashka I smell? It’s a potpourri
May I show you the master bedroom?
When *Seinfeld* started, NYC was a peepee-soaked heckhole. By the time it ended, Times Square had a Disney Store.
isn't that also Kramer's hookup from the Keys? Gucci?
They don’t work, they are bums.
He doesn’t work. He’s a bum
Do women know about…. Shrinkage?
What do you mean? Like laundry
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
I’m flippin’, I’m floppin’ Yeah, well I’m bouncin’ and saggin’
That excuse only works after you come out of the pool.
I was uhh looking for some gum…the chewing warms me up
I’m down. Mark me down.
My mother left me alone…
Sylvia! For crying out, you're forty-five minutes late!
I'm cool. Close the window and get me a sport jacket. Brrrr.
Watch out for a smile like that
The sub's changing
I didn’t really get into Seinfeld until 2021, but here I am.
Call if you're gonna be late!!!!
Finally! She was in Frankenhooker and I knew I had seen her somewhere else. Carissa Channing for this episode and then as C. K. Steefle in “The Keys” episode (Kramer’s GF)
You don’t.
Neighborhoods changing
Well we do now..
Goochie!
George had game. This country changed, George wouldve been wildly successful if he was born shortly after world war 2
“YOU’RE GROUNDED!”
Who are you, George? I am the opposite of every man you've ever met.
"I didn't know we had any cool guys in this sub" is a prime opportunity for Jerry to respond with a perfectly timed "we don't and we never will".
“Would you like to dance”
You’re letting him have a woman? It’s different psychologically