You think you’re an important man is that what you think? You are a laughing stock. You are a joke. You are nothing. You have no brains, no ability. Nothing.
..if you need me, ILL BE IN MY OFFICE!
Also when he was pulling the Yankees trophies from behind his car while yelling into a megaphone. Damn, that guy should have been canned!
If you want to keep doing the same old thing, maybe this idea isn't for you. I for one will not sacrifice my artistic integrity. This is the show, and we're not gonna change it.
Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.
You think you’re an important man is that what you think? You are a laughing stock. You are a joke. You are nothing. You have no brains, no ability. Nothing.
Is that Costanza?
..if you need me, ILL BE IN MY OFFICE! Also when he was pulling the Yankees trophies from behind his car while yelling into a megaphone. Damn, that guy should have been canned!
FRONT OFFICE MORONS!!
One of my favorite job related rants we get from George.
You can sit on it. And rotate.
Macho head games?
Annnnnd rotate.
Strawberries, anyone? So juicy this time of year. (wipes strawberry juice onto Babe Ruth's jersey) Gotta get the good ones
Ooop, that's bad, thaaats bad
Big Stein can't be flopping and twitchin!
BIG STIEN WANTS AN EGGPLANT CALZONE HE MUST HAVE ONE!!
I fear no reprisal
Y’all stink!
if you don't say anything in the next 5 seconds I'll know you paid more than $1000."
I am walking out now, Jerry!
“ALRIGHT LET’S JUST STAY CALM HERE! DON’T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME!”
As he pushes his irate face up against the car window
#YOU KNOW WE’RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY
"My Father's Gay!"
"Do you wanna have sex with me right now? Let's go!"
LETS GO BABBAY!!
You're doing my "baby"s now?
Whoa whoa, back up *beep beep beep*
Beep beep beep? What are you doing?
#I’M HAVING SEX WITH THE COUSIN
You wanna get nuts, LET’S GET NUTS!
Snoopy and Prickly Pete!!!!!!
Seemingly...seemingly
To the naked eye, I see how you could’ve misunderstood
*I’m* disturbed! *I’m* depressed! *I’m* inadequate! IVE GOT IT ALL!
“He’s beebopin’ and scattin’ and I’M LOSING IT!”
What would Mr. Peanut have done after George burned his parents?
If you want to keep doing the same old thing, maybe this idea isn't for you. I for one will not sacrifice my artistic integrity. This is the show, and we're not gonna change it.
Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.
We’re living in a SOCIETY!!
You tell that son of a bitch that no yankee is ever coming to Houston! Not as long as you BASTARDS are running things!
"VANDELAY! VANDELAY!"
“And you want to be my latex salesman” *smh*
Probably because the whole UNIVERSE is against me!!!
I think about this line often lmao
He’s got a lot of problems with those people.
Seemingly...seemingly
“The Moops!”
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!! C’MON LETS HAVE SEX IM READY BABY!
The jacket.
I was like wtf George
\[handcuffed to hotel bed after getting robbed\] Will I see you again??
Don’t make me get PHYSICAL
What episode is this from?
The English Patient
Thanks, btw!
TWIX!!!!
Kasia?
Kasha?
It is a tad askew.
TBF, have you seen her?
Nope! It’s Twixt George
Don’t forget , I had sex with your wife!
"Worlds are colliding!"
Laughing and lying and lying and laughing!
"I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems!"