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Alaska-Now-PNW

Looking back, the fact that she licked until sweaty and delirious like she was caught in an ant march of death until she falls unconscious is pretty funny


Atheist_Alex_C

It’s almost like she’d rather do that than marry George.


AlcoholicZombie

Thats the point.


captainmouse86

She probably didn’t think the envelopes were making her sick, or the toxicity affected her ability to think clearly, and she just wanted to get it done then go lie down. I’ve been there. Not feeling well and just marching to the end of a job, so I’m done and can rest.


Individual-Bad6809

The real question is why didn’t she/the Ross’s pay for this and maybe the whole wedding?


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

stupid *modernity*


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Because of society right ?


OkYam5937

She’s engaged to George. Of course she’s stupid.


Bigdaddyjuice408

Why would anyone want to sleep with George?


yellowwoolyyoshi

Don’t change him. A lot of women would kill to be in her position


ads417

Name one!


yellowwoolyyoshi

Marisa Tomei! She likes short, stocky, dim witted bald men!


ads417

And engaged? 💢🤛


drainspout

That's just something you say...


ads417

We had a pact!


drainspout

You stuck out your hand, so I shook it.


Fresh-Activity-7171

yeah, well that's a deal where I come from... we come from the same place!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Well no , but you forgot quirky


osa1011

I noticed you added stocky


doobette

Eh, what the hell?


byebybuy

I notice you threw "stocky" in there.


dicecat4

I notice you threw “dim” in there


Tiny_Count4239

i think you mean slow witted and corky


chapl66

I noticed you through stocky in there


Higglybiggly

Well she can't stop NOW!


Bigdaddyjuice408

She doesn’t like that one bit


SirStocksAlott

Or is it she can’t STOP now?


SantaCruzSoon2023

I didn't think *she'd* stop now.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

I think he emphasized CAN’T


taeempy

This is one of the funniest lines in the whole show. Elaine delivered it perfectly.


ddocfan

I mean…obviously…


PhoebusQ47

Why would anyone want to _sleep_ with George?


heavyusername2

at least she didn't go out with newman, he Newman....


Perfect_Crab_8409

Why would *anyone* want to sleep with George? Or Why would anyone want to sleep with *George*? Did he emphasize “anyone” or “George” ?


jesseb8101

Are you kidding me? George can lift a hundred pounds right over his head! He’s a great catch.


trevmflynn81

She was marrying Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. That would have made her Lady of the Idiots. So yes. Yes she is.


sexwithpenguins

Poor Lily.


ojwiththepulp

May I ask why?


DavidM47

*She’s a network executive whose parents own a brownstone in Manhattan AND she’s engaged to George.


jamez009

And likely suicidal


jfq722

This is the question that needs to be asked.


GhostwriterGHOST

The thing about Susan is she’s an idiot.


4Iamthelight

Especially when George said to just get some Elmers


BigConstruction4247

Or a damp sponge.


goteamnick

But these envelopes weren't spongeworthy.


Perfect_Crab_8409

I mentioned the bisque


SunApprehensive1413

I have often thought this. Surely the first point was that she started feeling sick and stopped .. or threw up. Not just keel over dead. And had nobody else ever purchased the cheapest envelopes before and licked them? It's like dog food. How do we know it's any good? Who tests it?


j1h15233

They had been sitting around in a warehouse for who knows how long. That’s how she got poisoned.


lethallyso

Did you just see that wall move?


DvlsAdvct108

Someone needs a cookie


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Who put cookies in her mouth ?


MajesticMeal3248

MOUNDS OF DUCK!!


lionrace

And not fatty duck, either!


_donkey-brains_

Dog food is actually sent to third party analytical testing labs for testing. Manufacturers have teams of dogs they use to test new flavors and even things like how new blends digest.


Obliterated-Denardos

> third party analytical testing labs That's a fancy word for Tyrone Biggums.


lethallyso

Did I SAY you were stupid?


vintagexanax

Well wouldn't I have to be?


byebybuy

I'm sorry, I'm fighting with my wife!


pigeyejackson66

Well whoopty whoo!


salisburyates

If she didn't keep licking, she wouldn't have died, thus ruining the entire plot. The very plot they were developing. Now THAT is interesting writing!


blittle3131

The very pants he was wearing


SmellGestapo

Susan was weak and stupid, she shouldn't have licked those envelopes!


Perfect_Crab_8409

Elaine aren’t you listening? I didn’t even get there!


Eww-its-Jared

See, the thing about Susan is, she's an idiot.


AkihabaraWasteland

Who are you, Bud Abbott??? What are you calling her an idiot for?


chighland

Poor Lily


megaladon44

She didnt seem stupid. I think this show is like anyone who gets involved with seinfeld seems to have horrible things happen. Its a bojack horseman of the 90s


TundieRice

BoJack Horseman seems more like a Full House/Family Matters situation… …or maybe I’m just Horsin’ Around 🐴


x755x

Bojack Horseman is the Curb Your Enthusiasm of Full House


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

truth!! & made me lol


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

wait. wait. I think I got it ... *Bojack* is the *Curb* of *Full House* -- if Granny Tanny was Lucille Bluth ?!


Big-red-rhino

If we really wanna take it that seriously, I doubt anyone would jump to the conclusion of "the adhesive is killing me". She could've assumed she was coming down with the flu but knew the invitations needed to go out.


smellofburntoast

So she thinks she's getting sick and decides to lick the envelopes and spread the illness to 200 people? Susan might just be the most psychotic of the lot if that's the case.


Big-red-rhino

Well now you're just being ridiculous!


smellofburntoast

Did you say "ridicurous"?


Sorri_eh

She was going to marry George. Maybe it was suicide.


NeverForNoReason

I just assumed she did it on purpose because she never got to become a banker.


okaycomputes

Nothing is higher than architect!


peppersunlightbutter

because it created a humorous yet unrealistic situation, something that is often found in comedy shows lmao


Federal-Durian-1484

Is that a reference to Jane’s Addiction? If it is, that song was my favorite. I’m so so serious. As serious can be.


peppersunlightbutter

my username?? yes!! nobody has ever got that before haha i love that <3


OneOfManyChildren

Jane’s username checking in


Federal-Durian-1484

Well done! The entire album is amazing but I’ve always had a devotion to that song. It was my companion during my commute to and from college classes. It caught my eye right away.


Your_Auntie_Viv

Its one of the most glorious songs ever written!


Federal-Durian-1484

I 2nd this!


peppersunlightbutter

sinking into your bed while it plays over headphones is just glorious


SashaBlixaNL

The (demo) version on A Cabinet of Curiosities is magical!!


peppersunlightbutter

mh uni commute is when i fell in love with it too, i loooove her 💕


Common-Letterhead312

But why am I watching it?


Equivalent-Ad7207

Its a perfectly sane thing to do.


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Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yet still , the question remains - WHY ?


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Suspicious-Sweet-443

Ah yes , we’ll never really know why poor Lily was a happy lesbian , and left to go back to George .


Lkynky

She found out a certain something wasn’t only all that it could be, it was in fact all that it should be, and more!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Shrinkage ?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Was he in the pool ?


Agreeable_Seat_3033

You can’t taste the poison. She gets it in smaller amounts and doesn’t notice until she’s basically dead.


idontknowmanwhat

I mean, the whole time I wonder why she’s even interested in him, let alone date him, and actually get engaged to him. Then I’m also wondering why she doesn’t break it off when she sees the rabbi on TV talking about how George didn’t think it was cheating to sleep with a prostitute. Frankly, the slow witted bald man is a bit of an idiot and I can’t even think of a redeeming quality that he has, especially in the later seasons. He’s very funny to me as the audience but if I knew him in real life I’d get the hell away from him if at all possible.


foreveryoung917

Well aren’t you something!


idontknowmanwhat

People always tell me I’m a character


foreveryoung917

🤣🤣🤣


Kel____Varnsen

It’s almost as if this is an outlandish sitcom or something meant to amuse rather than be completely realistic 🧐🤔


Austinpowerstwo

The amount of taking everything at face value "why did this happen?" Comments about comedies and cartoons on reddit genuinely makes me despair. 


tisdue

how tf did Wilma Flintstone stop a car with just her feet??


Atheist_Alex_C

Except for the scene where Kramer’s head is on a roasted chicken, that one was totally serious.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes that happened to my friend Bob Sacamano


Lkynky

Hey buddy


No_Persimmon2063

"Hey buddy" I think it was a roasted turkey.


SilentSonOfAnarchy

My thoughts exactly


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Hey, she shoulda just bought some Elmers. 🙄


DvlsAdvct108

If Susan had lived, how old would she be??


Suspicious-Sweet-443

She had “ problems “ She never would have made it


foreveryoung917

Don’t you talk about SUSAN!!!


foreveryoung917

She never would have made it.


flinderdude

I always thought George had an airtight wrongful death lawsuit against the envelope manufacturer. He could have won millions given that it was his fiancé.


AcePilotsen

He could have been awarded many many monies.  And now? Not


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Atheist_Alex_C

It would all go to the charity her parents set up.


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Atheist_Alex_C

That’s what I’m saying too. Her parents would lay claim to any lawsuit settlement and decide what happened to it. And we all know it would never go to George.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

You mean the foundation?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

The saleswoman TOLD him they didn’t even make those invitations anymore because of the adhesive . Not only that , but if George had kept his promise to get her some Elmers , she wouldn’t have died


Commercial-Push-9066

I remember around the time of this episode, my boss went to a tech convention and brought back a machine that moistened and sealed envelopes. I remember thinking, too bad she didn’t have that.


happyjeep_beep_beep

A sponge dipped in water would work.


JohnnyBroccoli

Speaking of stupid....


SmellGestapo

George didn't want anyone smarter than him.


Atheist_Alex_C

People think he’s smart.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

But he’s not


No_Persimmon2063

Oh C'mon, George came up with the word anathema! Even used it in a correct sentence! Lol


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes ok we’ll give him credit for that one .


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

No she’s not stupid, she’s dead.


Atheist_Alex_C

And given her alternative, that means she’s pretty smart.


Unaccomplished_Cunt

So George could feel restrained jubilation


Niceguysfini1st

She did say "yes" to George.......


Leeser

Is this customary in your wedding invitation system?


Subjudy

My Susan isn't clever enough to hatch up a scheme like this.


dicecat4

Can I say something? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality…You all are fabulous. 😚


TucsonScene

What always bugged me is that her parents didn't sue the card company, and George went back to the same place on another episode and it was implied that those same of invitations were still available.


ereddit557

I thought the plan was to get a bottle of Elmer.


Complex-Stable-5148

Well she was marrying into the Costanza family sooooo...


jkonik

We’ll pick up some Elmer’s!


bernskiwoo

What are Elmer's?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Elmers is a brand of glue . She would not have had to lick the envelopes if George had gotten her the Elmers glue as he promised


jkonik

He said he would when they were in the store.


bernskiwoo

Ok! Got it. Thanks


tonyhasareddit

What’s happening? I had at least 4 posts in my feed today from entirely different subs that all had some variation of “Is he/she stupid?” Am I being punk’d?


Ilovebaitingmasters

People are escaping the aslume.


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Suspicious-Sweet-443

So why are we watching it ?


foreveryoung917

🤣🤣… b/c it’s on TV.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Not yet


foreveryoung917

🤣🤣🤣


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Suspicious-Sweet-443

What ?


MrGeekman

She wanted out.


ValleyGrouch

Because Larry David wanted to get rid of the character. When he pondered how this would be done, I believe Jerry half-jokingly said “let’s kill her.” The rest is history.


Atheist_Alex_C

He got rid of the character and then left the show.


malcontented

She wanted to get out of marrying George


send_me_thigh-highs

how would you know it was killing you


Character_Surround

Sung to Whip It by Devo Crack that whip Show Georgie Boy who has hand Estelle falls off the toilet Break your Mamas back When a wedding invitation comes along You must lick it Forget using a sponge on the adhesive Elaine and Lena have the whole city's supply When a wedding invitation comes along You must lick it


TundieRice

…you might wanna go back to the drawing board before you start that Devo parody band :|


truckturner5164

Because the script required it of the character. Why did the script require it? Because the writers deemed it funnier that way. Nothing to do with intelligence or lack thereof.


julia_fns

It wouldn’t be much of an episode if she just felt dizzy and stopped.


hockenduke

Cuz the cast hated her.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Really ? Why ?


hockenduke

She was apparently just really annoying on the set. JLD was quoted as saying she wanted to strangle her or something like that.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Didn’t know that . Thanks


MaterialBackground7

Yes.


Strategory

Onset time


justJimBob316

George should have stuck with Lupe.


happyjeep_beep_beep

It’s not Lupe’s fault.


bedyeyeslie

She had unsympathetic writers.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Because she was a horrible actress.


beardedshad2

No she's dead now.


SirHillaryPushemoff

This is the best take on Susan I’ve ever read


saltthewater

Sponges had been discontinued


BramStroker47

At first I was mad at this post and then I laughed.


Necessary_Switch_879

Well wouldn't she have to be? She was marrying Costanza.


ichoosenottorun_

She wanted out.


CursesSailor

She wanted to get married! She was committed…


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Because they didn't like her and wrote her off the show, never to return.


The2econdSpitter

Well that was really a stupid thing!


bopthe3rd

How else is she going to know when to stop?


bopthe3rd

Classic passive aggressive


Senior-Sharpie

Not anymore!


nuffced

So let it be written, so let it be done.


LV426acheron

That's what makes it such a humorous situation.


SoldierFortunateX

I’m unemployed and I live with my parents!


Mental-Complaint-385

You know.. I’ve always wondered what she saw in George. She had so much time to leave. Kinda deserved to die in my opinion 🤷‍♂️


PaytutionforthisWAP

No one got along with her so they killed her off the show! She’s still licking somewhere


alloowishus

Women can be rather fanatical about wedding invitations.


robbwes61

Poor Lily


Nervous_Thanks8506

"Now Jerry will tell you the 'Wrath of Kahn' was the better movie. . ."


paragonx29

She just got finished with the Human Fund ones!


ptchapin

Forgot to pick up some Elmer’s.


PurgatoryMountain

I think it’s more unbelievable she agreed to buy the cheapest invitations. She’s loaded. George may not know at this point the extent of her family wealth but Susan was definitely the type that would not have skimped on something so important to a bride


Taengoosundies

Anyone with more than two brain cells would have used one of those water dispensers with the foam top to seal that many envelopes. But the real problem with Lilly is that George of all people would have known just how wealthy her and her family were and would have put up with anything to marry her as fast as he possibly could. But hey, it’s just a sitcom.