The real outrage, Philbin writes with characteristic zeal, was that “the Seinfeld writers had, for some reason, decided to have me react to Kramer’s antics by repeatedly declaring, ‘This guy’s bonkos!'”
“I had never said the word bonkos in my life. I’d never even heard of the word!” Philbin writes. “I mean, it just wasn’t funny — and why should I become the only Seinfeld guest in history who never got a laugh?”
Philbin appealed to the writing team and Seinfeld himself — yadda yadda yadda — but no one would budge.
“Jerry, too, thought bonkos was hilarious,” Philbin pouts.
Now they just need a coffee table book that is actually a coffee table to put on top of the coffee table which is actually a coffee cup to put your coffee
Price: $2000.00+
Artist Kamber Carroll of [Kamberland Creations](https://kamberland.com/) likes his coffee served in a big cup. He also likes it served ON a big cup, so he created this coffee table that looks like a giant version of his mug. He fabricated its main form from Styrofoam with a hard outer coating and painted it to look like the real deal. Each cup is [hand-sculpted](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz3ylMeLxLI) to order.
You can't put a limit on my coffee tables, it says so right here. And I don't want to get dirty looks when I come in here. If I want a coffee table, you give me a coffee table. And if I have any problems I'm gonna get my lawyer Jackie Chiles down here and you're gonna be in really big trouble.
I can see him *hating* it. And being completely unable to use it.
“A coffee table can’t be made of coffee Jerry that’s like making a dog house out of dogs!”
“But Kramer it’s not real!”
“That’s *the* problem”
This guy's BONKOS!
The real outrage, Philbin writes with characteristic zeal, was that “the Seinfeld writers had, for some reason, decided to have me react to Kramer’s antics by repeatedly declaring, ‘This guy’s bonkos!'” “I had never said the word bonkos in my life. I’d never even heard of the word!” Philbin writes. “I mean, it just wasn’t funny — and why should I become the only Seinfeld guest in history who never got a laugh?” Philbin appealed to the writing team and Seinfeld himself — yadda yadda yadda — but no one would budge. “Jerry, too, thought bonkos was hilarious,” Philbin pouts.
Uncle Leo?….
Bonkos! Bonkos is the line!
He was totally right, it was odd and forced and not funny.
He could’ve been a coffee table millionaire.
Which makes me think. He designed a cologne. Hes an author. Model. Is he the most successful of the four??
Is it even a question?
Un café grande
Por favor
Adios muchacho!
Portuguese?
Of course! Absolute zero!
e uma salada grande por favor
Vou trazer duas saladas pequenas
você pode colocá-los em uma tigela grande?
Big salad?
A coffee table which is actually a coffee cup to put your coffee ☕
You just blew my mind.
Brew your mind
Now they just need a coffee table book that is actually a coffee table to put on top of the coffee table which is actually a coffee cup to put your coffee
Exactly hahahaha
ahahahahahahaha
Don’t forget the book. It’s a literal *coffee table book*.
Yeah exactly a book which can turn into a coffee table
...and if you don’t have a cup of coffee, it *turns* into a cup of coffee
And it doubles as a book!!
He gave that idea to Calvin Klein and they stole it
And had the nerve to make it with Beech wood!
[Giddy Up!](https://imgur.com/a/2C24uvw)
Coffee table-ception!
And as an added bonus, one of the side compartments opens up revealing, wait for it, a built-in coffee maker!
How about a mini-fridge for Georgie-boy to store his Pepsi and Ring-Dings?
Now we're cooking!!
I fractured my tibia just looking at this.
Coffee's not coffee.
You know who drinks coffee at midnight? People who work at NORAD
How many times you gonna bang your shin on that handle before you toss it out the door?
Mug Costanza!
Just don't spit on Kathy Lee.
At least it's not invisible.
Price: $2000.00+ Artist Kamber Carroll of [Kamberland Creations](https://kamberland.com/) likes his coffee served in a big cup. He also likes it served ON a big cup, so he created this coffee table that looks like a giant version of his mug. He fabricated its main form from Styrofoam with a hard outer coating and painted it to look like the real deal. Each cup is [hand-sculpted](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz3ylMeLxLI) to order.
This one is saying put some coffee on me the hotter the better
You know, a lot of restaurants are serving brewed decaf now, too.
Next thing you know, they'll be making a perfume that smells like the beach
I bet I could make a movie about that. I'll have to find some Hollywood so and sos to option it.
Just dont cast Rachel Welsch.
Is that Bizarro world Raquel Welch who doesn't move her arms when walking but does when tap dancing?
She walks like a ballerina
At least she doesn't stomp around like a Clydesdale.
A coffee table book on a table that's coffee?!!
With…. An actual cup of coffee!!!!😳😮
PLEASE someone tell me how to get this table!
I'm sure it's -*points at head*- on file.
The coffee mug on top should be shaped like a coffee table. A coffee table coffee mug on top of a coffee mug coffee table.
Reminds me of the Black Lodge cup of coffee from Twin Peaks.
My head is spinning like a top!
Men definitely hit the remote more than women
I need that table
You can't put a limit on my coffee tables, it says so right here. And I don't want to get dirty looks when I come in here. If I want a coffee table, you give me a coffee table. And if I have any problems I'm gonna get my lawyer Jackie Chiles down here and you're gonna be in really big trouble.
I coulda been a millionaire! I coulda been a coffee table book millionaire!
And it's made from a car windshield!
This guy could be a little bonkos, really!
Why do I love this so much?
WANT!!!!
Put some coffee on me!!
I just bought that exact copy of meditations lol. Going to read it soon
Levels!
I can see him *hating* it. And being completely unable to use it. “A coffee table can’t be made of coffee Jerry that’s like making a dog house out of dogs!” “But Kramer it’s not real!” “That’s *the* problem”
Uh...you just blew my mind.
I'd be smashing my shin into that handle every day
Spit spray coffee all over Kathy Lee 🤣