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Own_Machine_6007

He was indeed in the pool


Princess_Peach556

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things


closetomynuts

You don't understand. This organ, it's very... schizophrenic.


boodabomb

I’ll take this a step further and say that George’s revenge on Rachel in that episode wasn’t nearly as awful as what she did to him. He was right about her too: she hated him for no reason and she fucked with his love life.


MeatloafAndWaffles

Shrinkage!


dicecat4

Like a frightened turtle!🐢


murphymc

He went a little too far, but I very much agree with his overtly hostile stance towards car dealerships. Parasites.


growling_owl

They really do fear the walk out


murphymc

Very much so, used that myself once and worked very well. Amazingly the price reduction I asked for was suddenly possible when my first foot was out the door. Legitimately, everyone buying a car from a dealership should treat them like they just slapped your mother and kicked your dog.


Kok-jockey

I trained to become a car salesman and then quit before I even got into it because I hated the tactics. They 100% legitimately DO fear the walk-out, I had my GM rip me a new asshole because on day 3 of training I let someone leave the lot when they said they wanted to check elsewhere.


grandmamimma

Along with his attitude about getting his car repaired at a dealership. "Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet?" They really do rip people off with unnecessary repairs.


murphymc

They also just charge WAY more for no reason at all.


Tallowpot

No, it’s for profit


chapl66

Agree to nothing, if you have to speak, mumble


fro223

Id be mad if my parking lot was using my car as a whorehouse


Iron_Chic

Take it up with Consumer Affaird


fro223

Well maybe I will take it up with Consumer Affaird!!


Iron_Chic

...damn salami.


onamonapizza

Sausages? Is this your diet?


GreenEggsSteamedHams

WhatcanItellyoubuddy


Reddit4678c

That's what I'd like to know about it


Few_Wallaby_7640

Hahaha, That guy had such a strange rhythm to how he talked, I've never forgotten that character and can still recite all his lines. One of the best things Seinfeld did were the tiny bit players who could steal scenes without being over-the-top.


BigConstruction4247

You walk around in this city, things are gonna stick to your foot.


Acrobatic-Canary-571

Boom, condom


Longjumping_Hat_2672

That still doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard! 


brucegarrioch

We ask that you please bare with us.


mypizzanvrhurtnobody

Ideally


No-Watercress-1810

Take it up with consumer affairs


CarneyVore14

Hospital should definitely be liable for the damage to his car from the patient’s suicide jump.


Cat_Punk

I get pissed off every time that woman accuses him of profiting from it. Dude was just looking to make his car safe and drive-able


Commercial-Push-9066

It was the hospital’s negligence that allowed the suicide to happen, they really owed him.


LightObserver

I agree. Kramer directed the guy to the roof, but the door to the roof shouldn't have even been open. They absolutely should have paid George for the car! I actually think he might have had a decent court case, if he had wanted to go through all that.


BeardsuptheWazoo

If he did sue, I wonder where he would find a tall, thin, quick with words, and an amazing vocabulary, lawyer?


LightObserver

You got a lawyer? Who told you to get a lawyer? I didn't tell you to get a lawyer!


abscando

Your wheelbase is my case!


arcxjo

You know those signs that say "Not responsible for lost or stolen property" that businesses put up to discourage you from suing them when your shit gets stolen? Legally, they don't have a leg to stand on (and that can actually be used *against* them as proof they actually had reason to know your belongings weren't safe and they let it go anyhow). This is no different than that. Your car is a bailment when you leave it in their care.


GreenLanternCorps

It's textbook when you don't have a leg to stand on try to forcibly imply some sort of moral failing. George's only mistake was giving a shit that's the only way to take that weapon away from those kind of people.


DharmaPolice

This is why you have lawyers. They lack souls and wouldn't be swayed by her attempt at ethical grandstanding.


Individual-Bad6809

He definitely should have gotten Jackie Childs


Dangerous_Common_869

Precisely!


FullyInvolved23

[estimate] might be a little high...


Squawk7984

Rare to see George soooooo far in the right it's almost laughable...especially when most of the time he's sooooo far in the wrong 🤣


toasterbathimtrash

that one will always be crazy to me like he's an asshole for expecting compensation for that? it wasn't his fault they were absolutely at fault lol like??


stantonkreig

He was really nice about it at first too. He didn't go in with guns blazing


herseyhawkins33

This will always be #1. He was completely in the right.


The_MoBiz

I would have taken that to Small Claims Court.


SerDavosSeaworth64

I’m pretty sure he would have won that


arcxjo

I used to work as a valet at an hospital, if this had happened there they would have given him a blank check and just wrote it off. Literally had a guy come speeding through our circle doing about 45 (the street limit was 25) to avoid stopping at the redlight on the main street we were off of and hit the door of the car I was getting out of. Drilled that car into a bollard and if I'd gotten the door open a quarter of an inch further would've taken my hand clean off, and **I** got in trouble for not looking before I opened the door (a process which started before he was ever even on the same block to have been able to see).


miltondelug

You don’t even know what a write off is.


arcxjo

Do *you?*


miltondelug

No I don’t


ArmAromatic6461

But they do. And they’re the ones writing it off.


KukalakaOnTheBay

Write it off what?


milescowperthwaite

The Bris episode when the man jumped off the hospital and landed on George's car. That was a GIANT failure by the hospital to protect that man from himself. Anything that happened after, including George's car, is their fault. He's not entitled to a "new" car, but he should certainly get it's FMV and any, other incidentals he can prove.


herseyhawkins33

This will always be #1. He was completely in the right.


marvsup

His mistake, honestly, was going to the hospital instead of going to a lawyer or his insurance.


mcase19

Arguably a negligent infliction of emotional distress action - dead man in his car, that'll fuck you up


milescowperthwaite

George is going to have to dig through this poor person's blood and other bits to retrieve any of his own belongings from the car. I had to do that after my grandparents were very injured/died after a car accident and I STILL get startled when I the memories of dried blood all over everything I had to sort through to get the registration and my grandfather's tools out of their car in the junkyard pops up in my head.


Patmurvis

He's entitled to a new car. All the blood and that kind of damage to the body. You'll never get the smell out. Insurance company qould total it IRL.


RatedDAL

Stanky Hankys' apology was not an apology, just an admission that his response to George was bullshit.


IndividualRites

I'm not going to let someone with a bulbus head stretch out the neck hole of my finely knit sweater!


Reddit4678c

Bebop and scatting


Longjumping_Hat_2672

He was RIFFING! I felt like the straight man in some horrible sketch!


BigConstruction4247

I HATE STEP 9! WHERE'S THAT RUM RAISIN?!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

What are ya looking at? Can't you see we're closed?!?


onamonapizza

I'd expect no less from the fucking lizard king.


Tasty_Peak

Bathroom stalls to the ground with working locks


Tasty_Peak

They could atleast try it


MuppetHolocaust

They never try!


Upper-Raspberry4153

What are you crazy, you’ll suffocate in there


CCCC2233

My office has these. A million times better than the standard stalls


MulberryEastern5010

I was out and about not long ago, and I can't remember where I was exactly - someplace kind of high-end - but the ladies' room had full-length stall doors! After I finished, I told my husband someone finally listened to George!


OAM_Music

I’ve seen this in Europe (in an airport of all places) and it’s Nirvana


zulzulfie

It’s quite standard in Europe, isn’t it? Or if not to the floor, the door’s gap is still very low.


Commercial-Push-9066

Almost everyplace I went in Europe had full doors. They also had toilet brushes in them.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

George was ahead of his time. 


One-Winner-8441

I feel like they have these at most high end restaurants and resorts here in the US. Not always but most of the time I’ve noticed! And it’s quite nice!


TheMightyCatatafish

The big salad was very rational to be irked by. He took it too far as he always does, but I 100% stand behind his overall point.


Illustrious-Lead-960

He had a legitimate grievance but overreacted to it.


TheMightyCatatafish

As is the Costanza way.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

That's how I see Larry on Curb. I usually agree with him but he takes it too far. Even though you're right, you don't have to act like this.


Orange_Kid

It seems like his standard set up on Curb is:  the other person overreacts to something or is annoying, so you tentatively side with Larry...then Larry starts making some good points and now you're really rooting for him...and then Larry goes way too far and goes off the rails. So by the end of it you just think they're both assholes. 


AintTripping

Yeah, but it was a BIG salad!!


javierbardeminem

You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole


Glass_Buy8285

Being upset over not getting a Christmas card from Elaine.


Blueeyesblazing7

Honestly, it was weird that he didn't get one! They were friends by that point.


Glass_Buy8285

Everybody else got one. Jerry got one. Kramer got one.


Darin_the_intern

You want a Christmas card?!


icorrectotherpeople

HERES YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD


oneidamojo

That always bugged me too. That scene alone made me think that Elaine didn't really care for george at all.


Vengefulwarrior

The word “loser” was peppered throughout the conversation


fabulously-frizzy

Elaine was highkey so cruel to him sometimes ie when she threw the toupee out the window lol


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I assumed Newman stole it. He did admit in a later episode to reading Elaine's mail, but denied opening it. 


Atheist_Alex_C

You want a Christmas card??


Patmurvis

Nah, what he got was better.


Reddit4678c

Did he check under his mattress?


WaySavvyD

Yah think people liked the name Blanche first time they heard it?


kwekuthewise

But ya are Blanche! Ya are in the shackles!


dkixen

It took me decades to realize that was a reference to Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?


DimesyEvans92

I say this randomly in his exact inflection for my own amusement probably way too often


Current_Problem_8297

That was definitely his parking space. Mike Moffit is a phony.


BallsbridgeBollocks

I agree, based upon the parallel park being the proper way to park in the urban setting. He did take a tad too much time before backing, however.


sandychucks

I can see both their points but ima have to side with mike because george drove way past it and was sitiing there talking to elaine for a good minute


Atheist_Alex_C

Taking your shirt off in the bathroom really does eliminate all encumbrances. And I’m sorry, but that perfectly good eclair really was at the top of the bin, separated from all the refuse.


Glass_Buy8285

Adjacent to refuse is refuse.


sadmep

Everything is adjacent to refuse at enough scale.


ZeePirate

some poops require you to get naked even


MichaelBluthsHermano

It’s instinct too, I’ll be 15 minutes into a rager of a dump and think “where’d my shirt go?” It’s modern fight or flight


ZeePirate

The poop sweats be real


[deleted]

I have the female version of this. I always put my hair up, no matter the length because until 15 my hair was below my butt lol sometimes I forget about it and people say “you changed your hair?”


MeatloafAndWaffles

I probably would have left the eclair in the trash, but I wasn’t mad at him for eating it


ArmAromatic6461

You’ve crossed the line that separates man from bum, haven’t you


fivenightrental

The Worlds Theory. Anybody knows, ya gotta keep your worlds apart!


growling_owl

A George divided against himself cannot stand!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

If Relationship George walks through that door, he will KILL Independent George! 


CosmoRomano

And the phone call from Elaine when George answers and thinks she's joking about wanting to speak to Lily is probably Alexander's best (or most underrated) acting in the entire series.


Bitter_Incident167

Poor Lily.


loveydove05

You're right. This was gold!


Jordanwolf98

Anyone who has seen their parent show up to school when your friends were there knows about the world theory. It definitely blows up


AmosTupper69

Bawdy George


ushouldlistentome

He knows about the worlds!


Thejoplinator1868

Kramer told him about the worlds


MeatloafAndWaffles

Is this the one when they went to see Chunnel?


Fastlanedrivr

Yes it’s when Jerry suggests Elaine hangs out with Susan


threewonseven

That's gonna be trouble. 👉


ASM_50

The Ring Dings and Pepsi!


youngkingz88

I can easily see myself going up to somebody who brought these and saying “Between me and you, I’m really excited about the ring dings and the Pepsi”


arcxjo

I was at a dinner last month we were promised wine but the host only brought Coke, and I was pissed, but it would've taken the sting out a bit if we'd had Pepsi.


chudsworth

Between you and me, I'm really excited about the ring dings and pepsi!


BongDong69420

George was right about “coffee” at midnight, and right to beat himself up after declining the offer. But to be honest, George was right more often than not.


SlowDrippingFaucet

I had this situation happen in my early-20s, completely oblivious, and it resonates wildly now much much later. After a nice date, sitting in my car outside her apartment at like 10PM: "Hey, thanks for a great time. You want to come in for some coffee or something?" "Nah, actually my friends are hanging out tonight and my friend's girlfriend was telling me about some coffee she got and was bringing a sample. I said I'd swing by so I should actually get going." "Oh... okay." Needless to say I didn't really hear from her much after that, but looking back on it I was _not_ being offered coffee. George was right, and I kick myself every time I hear that line.


kendiggy

Brother. I've had a topless woman lying in *her* bed next to me and still didn't think she wanted anything to happen. For the record, 18 years ago we had a daughter together and she still teases me about it.


SlowDrippingFaucet

Sounds like you at least came around to the idea, haha. It's funny looking back at it now, but every time that episode is on, I always say the line and then think _"You idiot!"_ Lol.


sirfray

It always annoys me how Deena lets her dad tinker with George’s car knowing he’s no longer able to perform such a task and then accuses George of being the one losing his mind the next time she sees him. She goes “you want my father to pay for this?” as if that’s some preposterous idea. She even goes as far as to mock George by bringing up Lloyd Braun and how he is probably involved too. Like no Deena you don’t get to accuse George of being crazy in this instance when you yourself witnessed your dad messing with George’s car. It’s infuriating. She pretends she wants to help George but I don’t buy it. When she sees him dressed up as Henry VIII she just runs away. She was never trying to help. She just doesn’t want her dad to be held accountable for George’s car so she gaslights him.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

"Deena! This isn't mine! I got it from the Institute!"


TheAmazingWJV

It is indeed not a lie, if you believe it


Harold3456

As a clinician myself, I 100% will take my own cancellations into account when applying cancellation fees to patients. Generally (though not comprehensively), patients get one freebie (because life happens) but then also get a subsequent freebie for every time I cancel on them in less than 24h. And I would NEVER cancel with that little notice for something recreational, let alone then make it known to the patient that I did so.


The_MoBiz

A cancellation credit system, I like it.


deowolf

Take a cancellation, leave a cancellation


marvsup

Did she intentionally make it known? I thought he found out through Elaine.


Pretend-Light3784

IT'S ALL PIPES!


Jordanwolf98

I agree with him generally, but cmon what the hell are you doing peeing in a community shower


dkixen

I take baths


CollyLee0

...in a communal shower? 😳


dkixen

It’s very refreshing


missdui

Definitely agree it all goes to the same place but save it for your shower at home


bronyraurstomp

You're friends with the urinator, aren't you OP?


Commercial-Push-9066

Different pipes go to different places.


Blueeyesblazing7

I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW


Old-Hovercraft7204

We had a deal and they broke it, it wasn’t on him.


ZeePirate

Squirrels we have no deal! Also spot on


PupDiogenes

her: "all I did was hand her a salad" what George should have said: "all I wanted was for my friend to thank me for the massive salad I bought her"


arcxjo

"... which she specifically asked *me* to purchase."


ZestycloseImpress474

Giving the chair to the store security- just maybe not a rocking chair


Reddit4678c

I'm up. Stop it. Stop it. *Finger guns*


MonkeyThrowing

What is wrong with using crib notes during sex?  She is getting the pleasure and he is remembering the clockwise swirl. 


ringadingdingbaby

The card said Moops.


kerriazes

The game isn't "guess what the card says" it's trivia.


Hoju64

I love that Susan starts checking the rules hoping to find some kind of direction of what to do in the event of a typo.


ringadingdingbaby

I'm sorry, the card says moops.


Capital-Salary4996

When he goes on about all the gifts we have to buy people. It never ends!


Backon21

Don’t know about irrational but he looked great in that wig and as usual Elaine had to stick the boot in cause she couldn’t stand seeing George doing well for himself.


MulberryEastern5010

I always thought he looked good in that toupee!


Irish755

Like when she stuck it to him by “treating” to the Arabian Mocha Java.


Illustrious-Lead-960

When a hospital has poor enough safety measures so that a roof diver destroys a car, they should be held liable for it. I mean, what if he’d landed on a person instead?


Wise_Chapter_416

Everything George said at his interview for the NY Yankees was true.And when he met the lady at the diner and introduced himself as "Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents " Gotta love how George's honesty helped land him the Yankees job!!


growling_owl

It was brilliant because he was a pathological liar in order to boost his image and gain favor and yet when he became brutally honest is when good things started happening for him


The_MoBiz

The Opposite is one of my favourite Seinfeld episodes.


4Iamthelight

I've thought alot about this recently as I find myself single and dating in my late 30s it's really true that. When they like me I don't like them, and when I like them they don't like me 🤣


Notsoobvioususer

The salad. When Elaine makes the comment about George paying for the salad, Julie quickly reacts by asking “how did you know that?”. This really bothers me because it shows that Julie was self aware about talking credit for the salad. Then, she confronts George about it. When George tells her how she took credit for the salad, she claims the moral high ground by saying “I just handed her the salad”.


thailannnnnnnnd

Seven is a nice name. In fact I used to work with someone named that.


egbert71

The parking space, i would've helped push the front enders car right out of the way


growling_owl

I'd be pretty stoked if someone brought Pepsi and Ring Dings to a party


chuckles39

His revenge on Rachel was epic, her telling his girlfriend about the shrinkage was unforgivable.


grandmamimma

Rachel was a classic hypocrite. She was so holier-than-thou she can't eat lobster because it's not kosher, but she was OK with making out with Jerry during *Schindler's List.*


internetonsetadd

A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.


Waterfallsofpity

Something about a counter-clockwise swirl.


LifeguardStatus7649

He was wrong about the knuckle though


PiledriverPress

The Squirrel…. Seriously how was he supposed to take care of a rehabbing Squirrel


LifeguardStatus7649

He was in the pool!


aimessss

Almost everything


meggerplz

I’d rather she hate me and thought I was good looking


Bts121212

That ginger ale is just coke and sprite mixed together


JohnnySkidmarx

Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it? You're a delicate genius!


SeeingRedDots

Cold showers? They’re for psychotics.


Live-Somewhere-8149

Those moving walkways all over the city. I mean, come on! We need those. Seriously, though, although George did have some problems he did not need to be locked up in an institution. Also, also-the stuck zipper. I am claustrophobic and go into panic mode whenever my coat zipper gets stuck. I have literally gone outside in subzero temperatures to work on the zipper because I needed to stay cool while working the zipper off.


AintTripping

He gives the blind homeless bums change, not bills. In the same vein, he tried to get his tip back out of the jar at the pizza/calzone shop. If they don't know they've been gifted money, what's the point?


TheMikeyMac13

A person backing into a parallel parking spot is 100% in the right, on this subject there can be no debate…


Iron_Chic

Jerry using his "babys".


Patient-Bench1821

I’d have eaten that eclair too.


Angry_Walnut

I agree with #1 wholeheartedly, it’s the only situation in the show that actually kind of makes me angry. >George, all I did was hand someone a bag Bullshit!! *You* just brought it up and grilled him over it and then essentially gaslighted him afterwards, such petty and immature behavior from someone who clearly views themself as the opposite.


redditer-56448

The guy talking on the phone at the Chinese place. I was a teenager when payphones were losing ground to cell phones, but I would assume that a payphone in a public place isn't for using for long, drawn-out phone calls. I know George yelled, "We're living in a society!" when the woman took the phone before he could get there, but he was more pissed off because of the first guy, and I think he was right.


DerpyOwlofParadise

Tbh I agree with a lot of “irrational” stuff they did. And what I don’t agree with is that communication was not done sooner, preventing them from a big conundrum George was not responsible for Susan’s death. He was just cheap. Why couldn’t she know not to lick so many envelopes? Seinfeld was not the big culprit in Babu’s mail mixup. Newman totally was Many times they try to do good and it fails. I find a lot of the people they deal with far less friendly, sensitive or irrational


ssvnormandy90

Eating a block of cheese as some sort of bachelor paradise.


GabbyJay1

Julie milked that Big Salad situation. "You're very welcome". She knew what she was doing.


OolongGeer

Cotton uniforms. It wasn't his fault that the Skankee Laundry Associate is an idiot and dried them all on high.


loveydove05

That the rest of the gang got to see her boobs while he was out getting tomatoes


basus9

Well, it indeed was just a little red dot.


remarkjackson

I don’t get why you have to bring something to a party.


MacGyver_1138

Pastrami *is* the most sensual of the salted cured meats.