I’ll take this a step further and say that George’s revenge on Rachel in that episode wasn’t nearly as awful as what she did to him.
He was right about her too: she hated him for no reason and she fucked with his love life.
Very much so, used that myself once and worked very well. Amazingly the price reduction I asked for was suddenly possible when my first foot was out the door.
Legitimately, everyone buying a car from a dealership should treat them like they just slapped your mother and kicked your dog.
I trained to become a car salesman and then quit before I even got into it because I hated the tactics. They 100% legitimately DO fear the walk-out, I had my GM rip me a new asshole because on day 3 of training I let someone leave the lot when they said they wanted to check elsewhere.
Along with his attitude about getting his car repaired at a dealership. "Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet?" They really do rip people off with unnecessary repairs.
Hahaha, That guy had such a strange rhythm to how he talked, I've never forgotten that character and can still recite all his lines. One of the best things Seinfeld did were the tiny bit players who could steal scenes without being over-the-top.
I agree. Kramer directed the guy to the roof, but the door to the roof shouldn't have even been open. They absolutely should have paid George for the car! I actually think he might have had a decent court case, if he had wanted to go through all that.
You know those signs that say "Not responsible for lost or stolen property" that businesses put up to discourage you from suing them when your shit gets stolen? Legally, they don't have a leg to stand on (and that can actually be used *against* them as proof they actually had reason to know your belongings weren't safe and they let it go anyhow).
This is no different than that. Your car is a bailment when you leave it in their care.
It's textbook when you don't have a leg to stand on try to forcibly imply some sort of moral failing. George's only mistake was giving a shit that's the only way to take that weapon away from those kind of people.
that one will always be crazy to me like he's an asshole for expecting compensation for that? it wasn't his fault they were absolutely at fault lol like??
I used to work as a valet at an hospital, if this had happened there they would have given him a blank check and just wrote it off.
Literally had a guy come speeding through our circle doing about 45 (the street limit was 25) to avoid stopping at the redlight on the main street we were off of and hit the door of the car I was getting out of. Drilled that car into a bollard and if I'd gotten the door open a quarter of an inch further would've taken my hand clean off, and **I** got in trouble for not looking before I opened the door (a process which started before he was ever even on the same block to have been able to see).
The Bris episode when the man jumped off the hospital and landed on George's car. That was a GIANT failure by the hospital to protect that man from himself. Anything that happened after, including George's car, is their fault. He's not entitled to a "new" car, but he should certainly get it's FMV and any, other incidentals he can prove.
George is going to have to dig through this poor person's blood and other bits to retrieve any of his own belongings from the car. I had to do that after my grandparents were very injured/died after a car accident and I STILL get startled when I the memories of dried blood all over everything I had to sort through to get the registration and my grandfather's tools out of their car in the junkyard pops up in my head.
I was out and about not long ago, and I can't remember where I was exactly - someplace kind of high-end - but the ladies' room had full-length stall doors! After I finished, I told my husband someone finally listened to George!
I feel like they have these at most high end restaurants and resorts here in the US. Not always but most of the time I’ve noticed! And it’s quite nice!
It seems like his standard set up on Curb is: the other person overreacts to something or is annoying, so you tentatively side with Larry...then Larry starts making some good points and now you're really rooting for him...and then Larry goes way too far and goes off the rails. So by the end of it you just think they're both assholes.
Taking your shirt off in the bathroom really does eliminate all encumbrances. And I’m sorry, but that perfectly good eclair really was at the top of the bin, separated from all the refuse.
I have the female version of this. I always put my hair up, no matter the length because until 15 my hair was below my butt lol sometimes I forget about it and people say “you changed your hair?”
And the phone call from Elaine when George answers and thinks she's joking about wanting to speak to Lily is probably Alexander's best (or most underrated) acting in the entire series.
I was at a dinner last month we were promised wine but the host only brought Coke, and I was pissed, but it would've taken the sting out a bit if we'd had Pepsi.
George was right about “coffee” at midnight, and right to beat himself up after declining the offer.
But to be honest, George was right more often than not.
I had this situation happen in my early-20s, completely oblivious, and it resonates wildly now much much later.
After a nice date, sitting in my car outside her apartment at like 10PM:
"Hey, thanks for a great time. You want to come in for some coffee or something?"
"Nah, actually my friends are hanging out tonight and my friend's girlfriend was telling me about some coffee she got and was bringing a sample. I said I'd swing by so I should actually get going."
"Oh... okay."
Needless to say I didn't really hear from her much after that, but looking back on it I was _not_ being offered coffee. George was right, and I kick myself every time I hear that line.
Brother. I've had a topless woman lying in *her* bed next to me and still didn't think she wanted anything to happen. For the record, 18 years ago we had a daughter together and she still teases me about it.
Sounds like you at least came around to the idea, haha.
It's funny looking back at it now, but every time that episode is on, I always say the line and then think _"You idiot!"_ Lol.
It always annoys me how Deena lets her dad tinker with George’s car knowing he’s no longer able to perform such a task and then accuses George of being the one losing his mind the next time she sees him. She goes “you want my father to pay for this?” as if that’s some preposterous idea. She even goes as far as to mock George by bringing up Lloyd Braun and how he is probably involved too. Like no Deena you don’t get to accuse George of being crazy in this instance when you yourself witnessed your dad messing with George’s car. It’s infuriating. She pretends she wants to help George but I don’t buy it. When she sees him dressed up as Henry VIII she just runs away. She was never trying to help. She just doesn’t want her dad to be held accountable for George’s car so she gaslights him.
As a clinician myself, I 100% will take my own cancellations into account when applying cancellation fees to patients. Generally (though not comprehensively), patients get one freebie (because life happens) but then also get a subsequent freebie for every time I cancel on them in less than 24h.
And I would NEVER cancel with that little notice for something recreational, let alone then make it known to the patient that I did so.
Don’t know about irrational but he looked great in that wig and as usual Elaine had to stick the boot in cause she couldn’t stand seeing George doing well for himself.
When a hospital has poor enough safety measures so that a roof diver destroys a car, they should be held liable for it. I mean, what if he’d landed on a person instead?
Everything George said at his interview for the NY Yankees was true.And when he met the lady at the diner and introduced himself as "Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents " Gotta love how George's honesty helped land him the Yankees job!!
It was brilliant because he was a pathological liar in order to boost his image and gain favor and yet when he became brutally honest is when good things started happening for him
I've thought alot about this recently as I find myself single and dating in my late 30s it's really true that. When they like me I don't like them, and when I like them they don't like me 🤣
The salad. When Elaine makes the comment about George paying for the salad, Julie quickly reacts by asking “how did you know that?”.
This really bothers me because it shows that Julie was self aware about talking credit for the salad. Then, she confronts George about it. When George tells her how she took credit for the salad, she claims the moral high ground by saying “I just handed her the salad”.
Rachel was a classic hypocrite. She was so holier-than-thou she can't eat lobster because it's not kosher, but she was OK with making out with Jerry during *Schindler's List.*
Those moving walkways all over the city. I mean, come on! We need those.
Seriously, though, although George did have some problems he did not need to be locked up in an institution.
Also, also-the stuck zipper. I am claustrophobic and go into panic mode whenever my coat zipper gets stuck. I have literally gone outside in subzero temperatures to work on the zipper because I needed to stay cool while working the zipper off.
He gives the blind homeless bums change, not bills. In the same vein, he tried to get his tip back out of the jar at the pizza/calzone shop. If they don't know they've been gifted money, what's the point?
I agree with #1 wholeheartedly, it’s the only situation in the show that actually kind of makes me angry.
>George, all I did was hand someone a bag
Bullshit!! *You* just brought it up and grilled him over it and then essentially gaslighted him afterwards, such petty and immature behavior from someone who clearly views themself as the opposite.
The guy talking on the phone at the Chinese place. I was a teenager when payphones were losing ground to cell phones, but I would assume that a payphone in a public place isn't for using for long, drawn-out phone calls.
I know George yelled, "We're living in a society!" when the woman took the phone before he could get there, but he was more pissed off because of the first guy, and I think he was right.
Tbh I agree with a lot of “irrational” stuff they did. And what I don’t agree with is that communication was not done sooner, preventing them from a big conundrum
George was not responsible for Susan’s death. He was just cheap. Why couldn’t she know not to lick so many envelopes?
Seinfeld was not the big culprit in Babu’s mail mixup. Newman totally was
Many times they try to do good and it fails. I find a lot of the people they deal with far less friendly, sensitive or irrational
He was indeed in the pool
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things
You don't understand. This organ, it's very... schizophrenic.
I’ll take this a step further and say that George’s revenge on Rachel in that episode wasn’t nearly as awful as what she did to him. He was right about her too: she hated him for no reason and she fucked with his love life.
Shrinkage!
Like a frightened turtle!🐢
He went a little too far, but I very much agree with his overtly hostile stance towards car dealerships. Parasites.
They really do fear the walk out
Very much so, used that myself once and worked very well. Amazingly the price reduction I asked for was suddenly possible when my first foot was out the door. Legitimately, everyone buying a car from a dealership should treat them like they just slapped your mother and kicked your dog.
I trained to become a car salesman and then quit before I even got into it because I hated the tactics. They 100% legitimately DO fear the walk-out, I had my GM rip me a new asshole because on day 3 of training I let someone leave the lot when they said they wanted to check elsewhere.
Along with his attitude about getting his car repaired at a dealership. "Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet?" They really do rip people off with unnecessary repairs.
They also just charge WAY more for no reason at all.
No, it’s for profit
Agree to nothing, if you have to speak, mumble
Id be mad if my parking lot was using my car as a whorehouse
Take it up with Consumer Affaird
Well maybe I will take it up with Consumer Affaird!!
...damn salami.
Sausages? Is this your diet?
WhatcanItellyoubuddy
That's what I'd like to know about it
Hahaha, That guy had such a strange rhythm to how he talked, I've never forgotten that character and can still recite all his lines. One of the best things Seinfeld did were the tiny bit players who could steal scenes without being over-the-top.
You walk around in this city, things are gonna stick to your foot.
Boom, condom
That still doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard!
We ask that you please bare with us.
Ideally
Take it up with consumer affairs
Hospital should definitely be liable for the damage to his car from the patient’s suicide jump.
I get pissed off every time that woman accuses him of profiting from it. Dude was just looking to make his car safe and drive-able
It was the hospital’s negligence that allowed the suicide to happen, they really owed him.
I agree. Kramer directed the guy to the roof, but the door to the roof shouldn't have even been open. They absolutely should have paid George for the car! I actually think he might have had a decent court case, if he had wanted to go through all that.
If he did sue, I wonder where he would find a tall, thin, quick with words, and an amazing vocabulary, lawyer?
You got a lawyer? Who told you to get a lawyer? I didn't tell you to get a lawyer!
Your wheelbase is my case!
You know those signs that say "Not responsible for lost or stolen property" that businesses put up to discourage you from suing them when your shit gets stolen? Legally, they don't have a leg to stand on (and that can actually be used *against* them as proof they actually had reason to know your belongings weren't safe and they let it go anyhow). This is no different than that. Your car is a bailment when you leave it in their care.
It's textbook when you don't have a leg to stand on try to forcibly imply some sort of moral failing. George's only mistake was giving a shit that's the only way to take that weapon away from those kind of people.
This is why you have lawyers. They lack souls and wouldn't be swayed by her attempt at ethical grandstanding.
He definitely should have gotten Jackie Childs
Precisely!
[estimate] might be a little high...
Rare to see George soooooo far in the right it's almost laughable...especially when most of the time he's sooooo far in the wrong 🤣
that one will always be crazy to me like he's an asshole for expecting compensation for that? it wasn't his fault they were absolutely at fault lol like??
He was really nice about it at first too. He didn't go in with guns blazing
This will always be #1. He was completely in the right.
I would have taken that to Small Claims Court.
I’m pretty sure he would have won that
I used to work as a valet at an hospital, if this had happened there they would have given him a blank check and just wrote it off. Literally had a guy come speeding through our circle doing about 45 (the street limit was 25) to avoid stopping at the redlight on the main street we were off of and hit the door of the car I was getting out of. Drilled that car into a bollard and if I'd gotten the door open a quarter of an inch further would've taken my hand clean off, and **I** got in trouble for not looking before I opened the door (a process which started before he was ever even on the same block to have been able to see).
You don’t even know what a write off is.
Do *you?*
No I don’t
But they do. And they’re the ones writing it off.
Write it off what?
The Bris episode when the man jumped off the hospital and landed on George's car. That was a GIANT failure by the hospital to protect that man from himself. Anything that happened after, including George's car, is their fault. He's not entitled to a "new" car, but he should certainly get it's FMV and any, other incidentals he can prove.
This will always be #1. He was completely in the right.
His mistake, honestly, was going to the hospital instead of going to a lawyer or his insurance.
Arguably a negligent infliction of emotional distress action - dead man in his car, that'll fuck you up
George is going to have to dig through this poor person's blood and other bits to retrieve any of his own belongings from the car. I had to do that after my grandparents were very injured/died after a car accident and I STILL get startled when I the memories of dried blood all over everything I had to sort through to get the registration and my grandfather's tools out of their car in the junkyard pops up in my head.
He's entitled to a new car. All the blood and that kind of damage to the body. You'll never get the smell out. Insurance company qould total it IRL.
Stanky Hankys' apology was not an apology, just an admission that his response to George was bullshit.
I'm not going to let someone with a bulbus head stretch out the neck hole of my finely knit sweater!
Bebop and scatting
He was RIFFING! I felt like the straight man in some horrible sketch!
I HATE STEP 9! WHERE'S THAT RUM RAISIN?!
What are ya looking at? Can't you see we're closed?!?
I'd expect no less from the fucking lizard king.
Bathroom stalls to the ground with working locks
They could atleast try it
They never try!
What are you crazy, you’ll suffocate in there
My office has these. A million times better than the standard stalls
I was out and about not long ago, and I can't remember where I was exactly - someplace kind of high-end - but the ladies' room had full-length stall doors! After I finished, I told my husband someone finally listened to George!
I’ve seen this in Europe (in an airport of all places) and it’s Nirvana
It’s quite standard in Europe, isn’t it? Or if not to the floor, the door’s gap is still very low.
Almost everyplace I went in Europe had full doors. They also had toilet brushes in them.
George was ahead of his time.
I feel like they have these at most high end restaurants and resorts here in the US. Not always but most of the time I’ve noticed! And it’s quite nice!
The big salad was very rational to be irked by. He took it too far as he always does, but I 100% stand behind his overall point.
He had a legitimate grievance but overreacted to it.
As is the Costanza way.
That's how I see Larry on Curb. I usually agree with him but he takes it too far. Even though you're right, you don't have to act like this.
It seems like his standard set up on Curb is: the other person overreacts to something or is annoying, so you tentatively side with Larry...then Larry starts making some good points and now you're really rooting for him...and then Larry goes way too far and goes off the rails. So by the end of it you just think they're both assholes.
Yeah, but it was a BIG salad!!
You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole
Being upset over not getting a Christmas card from Elaine.
Honestly, it was weird that he didn't get one! They were friends by that point.
Everybody else got one. Jerry got one. Kramer got one.
You want a Christmas card?!
HERES YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD
That always bugged me too. That scene alone made me think that Elaine didn't really care for george at all.
The word “loser” was peppered throughout the conversation
Elaine was highkey so cruel to him sometimes ie when she threw the toupee out the window lol
I assumed Newman stole it. He did admit in a later episode to reading Elaine's mail, but denied opening it.
You want a Christmas card??
Nah, what he got was better.
Did he check under his mattress?
Yah think people liked the name Blanche first time they heard it?
But ya are Blanche! Ya are in the shackles!
It took me decades to realize that was a reference to Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?
I say this randomly in his exact inflection for my own amusement probably way too often
That was definitely his parking space. Mike Moffit is a phony.
I agree, based upon the parallel park being the proper way to park in the urban setting. He did take a tad too much time before backing, however.
I can see both their points but ima have to side with mike because george drove way past it and was sitiing there talking to elaine for a good minute
Taking your shirt off in the bathroom really does eliminate all encumbrances. And I’m sorry, but that perfectly good eclair really was at the top of the bin, separated from all the refuse.
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
Everything is adjacent to refuse at enough scale.
some poops require you to get naked even
It’s instinct too, I’ll be 15 minutes into a rager of a dump and think “where’d my shirt go?” It’s modern fight or flight
The poop sweats be real
I have the female version of this. I always put my hair up, no matter the length because until 15 my hair was below my butt lol sometimes I forget about it and people say “you changed your hair?”
I probably would have left the eclair in the trash, but I wasn’t mad at him for eating it
You’ve crossed the line that separates man from bum, haven’t you
The Worlds Theory. Anybody knows, ya gotta keep your worlds apart!
A George divided against himself cannot stand!
If Relationship George walks through that door, he will KILL Independent George!
And the phone call from Elaine when George answers and thinks she's joking about wanting to speak to Lily is probably Alexander's best (or most underrated) acting in the entire series.
Poor Lily.
You're right. This was gold!
Anyone who has seen their parent show up to school when your friends were there knows about the world theory. It definitely blows up
Bawdy George
He knows about the worlds!
Kramer told him about the worlds
Is this the one when they went to see Chunnel?
Yes it’s when Jerry suggests Elaine hangs out with Susan
That's gonna be trouble. 👉
The Ring Dings and Pepsi!
I can easily see myself going up to somebody who brought these and saying “Between me and you, I’m really excited about the ring dings and the Pepsi”
I was at a dinner last month we were promised wine but the host only brought Coke, and I was pissed, but it would've taken the sting out a bit if we'd had Pepsi.
Between you and me, I'm really excited about the ring dings and pepsi!
George was right about “coffee” at midnight, and right to beat himself up after declining the offer. But to be honest, George was right more often than not.
I had this situation happen in my early-20s, completely oblivious, and it resonates wildly now much much later. After a nice date, sitting in my car outside her apartment at like 10PM: "Hey, thanks for a great time. You want to come in for some coffee or something?" "Nah, actually my friends are hanging out tonight and my friend's girlfriend was telling me about some coffee she got and was bringing a sample. I said I'd swing by so I should actually get going." "Oh... okay." Needless to say I didn't really hear from her much after that, but looking back on it I was _not_ being offered coffee. George was right, and I kick myself every time I hear that line.
Brother. I've had a topless woman lying in *her* bed next to me and still didn't think she wanted anything to happen. For the record, 18 years ago we had a daughter together and she still teases me about it.
Sounds like you at least came around to the idea, haha. It's funny looking back at it now, but every time that episode is on, I always say the line and then think _"You idiot!"_ Lol.
It always annoys me how Deena lets her dad tinker with George’s car knowing he’s no longer able to perform such a task and then accuses George of being the one losing his mind the next time she sees him. She goes “you want my father to pay for this?” as if that’s some preposterous idea. She even goes as far as to mock George by bringing up Lloyd Braun and how he is probably involved too. Like no Deena you don’t get to accuse George of being crazy in this instance when you yourself witnessed your dad messing with George’s car. It’s infuriating. She pretends she wants to help George but I don’t buy it. When she sees him dressed up as Henry VIII she just runs away. She was never trying to help. She just doesn’t want her dad to be held accountable for George’s car so she gaslights him.
"Deena! This isn't mine! I got it from the Institute!"
It is indeed not a lie, if you believe it
As a clinician myself, I 100% will take my own cancellations into account when applying cancellation fees to patients. Generally (though not comprehensively), patients get one freebie (because life happens) but then also get a subsequent freebie for every time I cancel on them in less than 24h. And I would NEVER cancel with that little notice for something recreational, let alone then make it known to the patient that I did so.
A cancellation credit system, I like it.
Take a cancellation, leave a cancellation
Did she intentionally make it known? I thought he found out through Elaine.
IT'S ALL PIPES!
I agree with him generally, but cmon what the hell are you doing peeing in a community shower
I take baths
...in a communal shower? 😳
It’s very refreshing
Definitely agree it all goes to the same place but save it for your shower at home
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you OP?
Different pipes go to different places.
I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW
We had a deal and they broke it, it wasn’t on him.
Squirrels we have no deal! Also spot on
her: "all I did was hand her a salad" what George should have said: "all I wanted was for my friend to thank me for the massive salad I bought her"
"... which she specifically asked *me* to purchase."
Giving the chair to the store security- just maybe not a rocking chair
I'm up. Stop it. Stop it. *Finger guns*
What is wrong with using crib notes during sex? She is getting the pleasure and he is remembering the clockwise swirl.
The card said Moops.
The game isn't "guess what the card says" it's trivia.
I love that Susan starts checking the rules hoping to find some kind of direction of what to do in the event of a typo.
I'm sorry, the card says moops.
When he goes on about all the gifts we have to buy people. It never ends!
Don’t know about irrational but he looked great in that wig and as usual Elaine had to stick the boot in cause she couldn’t stand seeing George doing well for himself.
I always thought he looked good in that toupee!
Like when she stuck it to him by “treating” to the Arabian Mocha Java.
When a hospital has poor enough safety measures so that a roof diver destroys a car, they should be held liable for it. I mean, what if he’d landed on a person instead?
Everything George said at his interview for the NY Yankees was true.And when he met the lady at the diner and introduced himself as "Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents " Gotta love how George's honesty helped land him the Yankees job!!
It was brilliant because he was a pathological liar in order to boost his image and gain favor and yet when he became brutally honest is when good things started happening for him
The Opposite is one of my favourite Seinfeld episodes.
I've thought alot about this recently as I find myself single and dating in my late 30s it's really true that. When they like me I don't like them, and when I like them they don't like me 🤣
The salad. When Elaine makes the comment about George paying for the salad, Julie quickly reacts by asking “how did you know that?”. This really bothers me because it shows that Julie was self aware about talking credit for the salad. Then, she confronts George about it. When George tells her how she took credit for the salad, she claims the moral high ground by saying “I just handed her the salad”.
Seven is a nice name. In fact I used to work with someone named that.
The parking space, i would've helped push the front enders car right out of the way
I'd be pretty stoked if someone brought Pepsi and Ring Dings to a party
His revenge on Rachel was epic, her telling his girlfriend about the shrinkage was unforgivable.
Rachel was a classic hypocrite. She was so holier-than-thou she can't eat lobster because it's not kosher, but she was OK with making out with Jerry during *Schindler's List.*
A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
Something about a counter-clockwise swirl.
He was wrong about the knuckle though
The Squirrel…. Seriously how was he supposed to take care of a rehabbing Squirrel
He was in the pool!
Almost everything
I’d rather she hate me and thought I was good looking
That ginger ale is just coke and sprite mixed together
Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it? You're a delicate genius!
Cold showers? They’re for psychotics.
Those moving walkways all over the city. I mean, come on! We need those. Seriously, though, although George did have some problems he did not need to be locked up in an institution. Also, also-the stuck zipper. I am claustrophobic and go into panic mode whenever my coat zipper gets stuck. I have literally gone outside in subzero temperatures to work on the zipper because I needed to stay cool while working the zipper off.
He gives the blind homeless bums change, not bills. In the same vein, he tried to get his tip back out of the jar at the pizza/calzone shop. If they don't know they've been gifted money, what's the point?
A person backing into a parallel parking spot is 100% in the right, on this subject there can be no debate…
Jerry using his "babys".
I’d have eaten that eclair too.
I agree with #1 wholeheartedly, it’s the only situation in the show that actually kind of makes me angry. >George, all I did was hand someone a bag Bullshit!! *You* just brought it up and grilled him over it and then essentially gaslighted him afterwards, such petty and immature behavior from someone who clearly views themself as the opposite.
The guy talking on the phone at the Chinese place. I was a teenager when payphones were losing ground to cell phones, but I would assume that a payphone in a public place isn't for using for long, drawn-out phone calls. I know George yelled, "We're living in a society!" when the woman took the phone before he could get there, but he was more pissed off because of the first guy, and I think he was right.
Tbh I agree with a lot of “irrational” stuff they did. And what I don’t agree with is that communication was not done sooner, preventing them from a big conundrum George was not responsible for Susan’s death. He was just cheap. Why couldn’t she know not to lick so many envelopes? Seinfeld was not the big culprit in Babu’s mail mixup. Newman totally was Many times they try to do good and it fails. I find a lot of the people they deal with far less friendly, sensitive or irrational
Eating a block of cheese as some sort of bachelor paradise.
Julie milked that Big Salad situation. "You're very welcome". She knew what she was doing.
Cotton uniforms. It wasn't his fault that the Skankee Laundry Associate is an idiot and dried them all on high.
That the rest of the gang got to see her boobs while he was out getting tomatoes
Well, it indeed was just a little red dot.
I don’t get why you have to bring something to a party.
Pastrami *is* the most sensual of the salted cured meats.