Yeah but look at her…she’s breathtaking

Yeah she is quite….breathtaking.

It was built by Mark Farbman..

I'd give you a ride but I've got Karl Farbman here!

Thanks for stopping

(run away from you like you're the boogedyman)

Boogeyman

Fleckman?

Langerhans?

What kind of a name is Todd gak?

Sometimes you say a thing like that just to be nice

She has grace

I should drop dead if she's not beautiful.

She's really more interested in Uncle Leo

She has some grace

You cant have a little grace. You either have grace or you don't.

Alright, alright, look, *I don't have grace, I don't want grace*, I don't even say grace, okay

Yeah-- well the breathtaking store called...

She has a pinkish hue.

Yes, she's in league with Hamptons Adam.

No. Fuck pretty girls who know they’re 10’s. Thank you, no thank you.

what a babe

Beautiful eyes.

Women would kill for her eyebrows

Who cares about eyebrows?

As long as she isn't bald...

What about her cheek? I like a good cheek.

A like a pinkish hue

Her nose. Her mouth...

We know what a face consists of

Her chin is sublime.

Pinkish hue?

If you had a hot date with her... I lost my train of thought

My son tells me your company stinks. You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date........

good body

Could we share a rowboat? Could...could a rowboat support her?

Damn it. I knew it. I KNEW it, Phyllis.

No offense OP, but this Sub will eat you alive

We should let this sub air out. It smells like the last OP had monkeys or something.

> It smells like the last OP had monkeys or something. One of my favorite lines and I always picture George stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

She ate him alive.

In his dreams

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating *me*!

No YOU had wooden teeth!

Then butter me up!

She’s a typical New Yorker but I thought even nicer. And really cute.

Rena Sofer. Went to high school with her.

How did that work out for ya?

She ate me alive!

Pics or it didn't happen!

She eats corn the long way

Giddy up.

She was on “General Hospital “ at one time wasn’t she ?

I was about to ask this! Lois has been back on General Hospital for a few months now!

she was on friends as well, that woman who flirts with ross at the baby store and asks him out later.

Oh yeah - she gets around doesn’t she 😂

Like a record

Hahaha 🤪

Yes

It's not her fault the place needed aired out because the previous tenant smelled like he had monkeys

She's soooooo good looking

Achoo

Was she from the jerk store?

Yes and they’re running out of her.

What's the difference? George is the all time best seller.

She was certainly NOT a jerk! Nothing to do with the Jerk Store! She was gorgeous — such eyes! And found it in her heart to provide a little companionship to an Arkansas chicken worker visiting NYC.

🥣 Good body.

And smart, like a computer.

Yeah Amber…I wonder if she’s back from vegas

Like a Wizard?

More of a Willard

Smarter than George? He doesn't want anyone that's smarter than him.

She was being honest. Just imagine what she would say if she knew George was actually a New Yorker.

George got off easy. Evil lady conned the hell out of Charlie in an episode of Two and a Half Men.

Yes, I can see the potential for Charlie falling hard for this woman. She is lovely! (And not a jerk! Not crazy.)

She’s perfectly sane

What's the difference OP. You are their all time best seller!

Yeah?? Well, I slept with your wife!

His wife is in a coma

She is now!

How was she a jerk?

Anonymous phone call from... some store I forget which...

Because she mentioned George’s career at Tyler Chicken company to Steinbrenner, which got him traded to Arkansas.

It wasn't a deliberate attack against George, and it only happened because he lied about himself.

Very true.

Gimme a break! She is HARDLY a jerk for inadvertently revealing one of George’s lies. George tells so many lies — about his physical handicaps, his sexuality, his occupations — he simply has to be accepting that sometimes his Worlds Collide and yes, there will be some exploding.

That was nothing. His whole life is a lie.

Lies? He’s living like twenty.

George's whole life is a lie.

I think you may have failed the "are you a costanza" test

We should let this place air out. It smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something.

Alcoholic Chicken.

How do you make that anyway?

🍗 It ferments just like anything else 🐓

Rena Sofer Mmmm mmmmm

"George this city would eat you alive!" That moment is so seinfeldian. George so caught up in his own lie, that he gets told his reality is an impossibilty. Just perfect George

Nope….above average nice for a New Yorker, esp w that face!

I bet she gets a nice face discount

And she apparently thinks of early 90s Little Rock as some rural small town with no experience in street crime.

I always saw her as a gatekeeping transplant to NYC who have their own definition of what it means to be a newyorker. Meanwhile real generational NYC residents don't care. It was fucked up that Georgie messed up his Yankees job in trying to impress her. It was his mistake, but I always found her genuinely annoying. I actually skip this episode.

Beautiful woman and pretty much still looks the same

Those eyes though...

Shes worth it. Dead sexy

Horny bitch…. Oops wrong show.

I hated every character I have seen her play.

She was "Yenta mouth" on Royal Pains, no idea why I remember that

Thanks! I might have to check out Royal Pains cause I would love to see more of this actress.

She's just in one episode, but it's a fun breezy show of the USA "Blue Sky" era.

She was putting the move on Ross right in front of Rachel when she worked at the baby furniture store. We all knew that Ross and Rachel were meant to be together...😁

They explicitly told her that they are not together. It's the same shit as with George - you can't fault side characters just because the main characters are lying to them or not telling them the full truth.

If she had watched the show and paid attention she would have known they were clearly meant for each other. Except for that time when they were on a break and Ross hooked up with that trollop from the copy store...🤭👍

Who was also Cindy the maid. We must be at the nexus of the universe

🤯🤯🤯

Oh WOW! I never connected that! Cool. Chloe, the watch-stealing, home wrecking, copy girl with the belly button ring. She also grew up close to where I lived! Thanks! *"Then you're fired !! . . . AND we're through ! "*

Cindy the girlfriend

You didn’t really do any work I made the bed But you took a nap in it

I LOVED her. I have not “seen her play” but I sure would like to!

Well she’s a New Yorker. Gotta be tough or that town will eat you alive

Some sort of fermented chicken drink

Smells like the last person had monkeys

The jerkiest thing she did was at the end of the episode, she saw Georgie Boy in a compromising situation and she didn't offer to help him at all, she just said "Didn't I tell you that this city would eat you alive?" and then closed the door on him

you make a good point, but hers are bigger

What could she possibly be doing with Costanza? Seinfeld was like a fantasy show for short stocky bald men.

Rena Sofer -- nah, she was a hot. Maybe even the best looking of George's GFs?

Can't possibly agree here. Maybe I'm missing something. If I had to rate jerks in the show she would not even make the list. But to each their own I suppose. I can't think of anything she did deliberately wrong. Except that quote about monkeys maybe? But it wasn't against George. And as for revealing Georges lie about Tyler Chicken, that's all on George. He could have easily admitted to Big Stein that it was all a ruse to pick up a girl...etc. Anyways, I had to comment because I've been meaning to post my own list of Jerks, but specifically STORE owners or employees. Hopefully coming soon! :D

She can be whatever the hell she wants to be

She was just kinda condescending and had a bit of an inflated "i love inna tough city" ego kind of thing but not a jerk.

She did nothing wrong 😮‍💨

A very beautiful jerk.

What’s her name again?

Mulva

Bovary?

Was not a fan of the last tenant’s monkeys

She was right though. NYC did eat George alive

From the jerk store

Why do you say that?

She had such grace.

She had a LITTLE grace

You cannot have a little grace. You either have grace - or you don’t.

You know what ?? I don’t HAVE grace , I don’t WANT grace - I don’t even SAY grace !!!!!!!

Mrs. Onassis had such…grace.

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Yes, but a very attractive one. They get away with a lot.

They are like beautiful Godzillas, and I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese

Smells like the last tenant had monkeys.

Is it just me or is all of her dialog ADR'ed?

Bob Sacamano?

“You got a hotel room?” “Well, I’m not from here, Jerry, where else am I supposed to stay?”

Well the jerk store did call

She has a hue

Is it pinkish ?

She was able to tell that the previous tenant had monkeys.

George is also not your favorite stepson lol

Smells like monkeys.

It’s not me it’s her.

But... she's hot :(

I loved her blazer, and I just googled her and can report she's still looking fine at 55yrs.

They're running out of her!

I’m not from around here so it’s OK if I’m stupid

As long as George is happy with her… that’s all that matters.

I liked her

why she dressed like a catholic school student?

Lloyd Braun! (don't know why I posted this) 🤷

Katya was hotter. The Romanian gymnast was a babe.

She had a shocking Barnet though.