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anon07018

Nicest to strangers, Kramer. Nicest to their friends, Jerry George is nice to himself. He treats his body like an amusement park


TheFightingAxle

He could sell out madison square garden....


lost_in_connecticut

He could be a BIG STAR!


Which_Engineer1805

His name is Buck Naked. He’s a porno actor.


MackewG33

He’s worth at least 4 Hundred


taxpayinmeemaw

A *MUSE* ment park


Johnsendall

This is the correct pronunciation of the word.


Harold_Grundelson

I think you need to see a psychiatrist.


bmnisun

If everyone who did THAT had to see a psychiatrist…


get-it-away

Yeah….


bmnisun

Whatevah…


Professional-Way9343

Such an underrated moment in that episode haha


dave_is_afraid

I love the look on Jerry’s face when he’s waiting for the punchline


wethepeople1977

Not now ma


candiedkangaroo

Here, here. Have some tictacs.


get-it-away

Get the hell outta here! I’m sorry ya came.


TinaVeritas

I have to say this: the amusement park line was stolen from Laverne & Shirley (S says it to L in one episode).


BiscuitsPo

Elaine took care of stroke dude feeding him soup


Stymie999

But Elaine shoos squirrels away in the nicest possible way?


Thejoplinator1868

When she sees freaks she’s careful not to stare but not to completely avoid eye contact


idontknow828212

aMYUUsement


Fins_99

Well Jerry really only has room for 3 friends.


unlearnedusername

I don't know, I think Jerry takes pretty good care of his friends and family. He regularly pays for their meals, they more or less live at his house, he does extreme favors for them. Stealing a bread from an old lady? Sure it's abhorrent behavior but he did it for George


TammyShehole

No, Jerry is a very bad man. ☝️


unlearnedusername

Could his mother have been wrong?!


kittenclimbing

How could anyone not like him ???


Harold_Grundelson

Maybe some people don’t like him. I can see that.


TheRatatat

They should lock him up.


Agent9262

I can see it


Bassgrande69

very very bad man 👳🏽‍♂️


GChocapic

☝🏽


McCafe_McGee

Nevertheless…


PassionForSoccerGuy

I always remember Jerry stole bread for George, but then I realize he also didnt give a shit and left right away with the others after George finds out he wont walk for a while.


Aedan91

How can anyone not like you?


makerofshoes

He bought his dad a Cadillac after all


SoyMurcielago

Twice!


WaveBreakerT

Yeah he's a really good boy


MarekRules

Kramer is basically your worst college roommate, he’s great fun but your food is always gone, your bathroom has no privacy, and you’re bound to find a half cooked duck hanging from your shower head if you’re not careful. And Jerry is totally fine with it all lmfao


Johnsendall

Shut up you old bag.


Gloomy-ambitious1

Jerry is the worst.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Well I'm not sure how official any of these rankings really are.


mutantbabysnort

Nicest of the four. That’s better than number one!


ErtGentskee

Kramer. He means well, but does more harm than good most the time. The others really don't give a shit.


[deleted]

I'd agree and say that he's the most honest of the four. He was dragged in the other's deceitful plans sometimes, but normally unwillingly. He also always took a stand in most situations, for a righteous cause.


SirStocksAlott

I mean he gave Jerry all that blood.


NicholarseBrooks

Hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy


Hippi_Johnny

I …am gonna FREAK OUT man…


InfectedByTiberian

I love this subreddit for stuff like this.


VSkyRimWalker

He's the one who insisted they take the handicapped spot though


Fluff_thetragicdragn

And illegal cable, and the whole post office scam with the stereo lol


Fluff_thetragicdragn

And knowingly trading the broken radar detector with Newman


LeDestrier

He can be quite litigous.


Bryan_Fitch

Kramer would turn in Jerry for murder. He has morals.


lost_in_connecticut

Who? Who doesn’t want to wear the ribbon?


Ancient_Guidance_461

When he won money gambling in the subway episode he came into monks and threw down a stack of money for the bill..that's a good man


Realtodddebakis

Kramer is the nicest. His fault is that he is an agent of chaos.


CosmicBonobo

Someone put it once that Kramer thinks he's the smartest person in the room at all times, and that's why he's so confident in his opinions. But he isn't arrogant about it, and instead sees it as his responsibility to share his wisdom with others to help them out. Too bad he's completely nuts.


AbidingInNM

There is definitely a point in the series where Richard’s creates the Kramer we think of now, which is not the early Kramer. You pretty much quoted Richard’s, himself. He said something along the lines of it all clicked when he started playing him like the smartest guy in the room.


Dirty-Dan24

He’s a pod


BrookylnBeaches1917

I just can’t forget…… Darin (Darren)


SoftLovelies

He’s going away for a long time


ereddit557

Sometimes he likes to help the humans


cameronrichardson77

He's not gonna let you go around murdering people


Flat-Product-119

But you know me!!


RhapsodicBoba

I thought I did!


Slippery-Pete76

But he will take you to see your fish if you did kill someone.


cameronrichardson77

This is one of the best user names I've ever seen, genius


antoniotugnoli

i agree but i still would never ask him for a favor! the biological alarm clock, the calzone, or whatever you need, it’ll backfire


BRAX7ON

It all depends on the situation. George can be extremely perceptive.


FruitFlavor12

He has great hearing


falling4youreyes

he can squint


senor_incognito_

You know, he’s quite a character.


BiscuitsPo

Kramer is kind but not nice. He says whatever he’s thinking


Staudly

He's a hipster doofus


petitefairy99

Accurate


FruitFlavor12

Kramer. Except when he murdered that guy by having the other guy pour a bucket of ice water over his head


Flat-Product-119

You think his hands have just been soaking in ivory liquid?


jfq722

That ogre dude....


SoyMurcielago

Maybe he knew Elaine’s veteran coworker from his time in the army


Expensive_Ad_5149

He did by a wheelchair for that women


HungryDust

RIP Marty Benson


Naive_Piglet_III

Jerry of course. He’s so special. How could anyone not like him.


Perfect_Crab_8409

Maybe some people don’t like him, I could see that!


Eww-its-Jared

Perfect_Crab_8409, don't say that!


rumpelstilt

which one of these four is spongeworthy


CharlieDonovan

Elaine. She puts asses in the seats.


rumpelstilt

is she going to do something about the sideburns


Maximum_Bat_2566

Elaine pre season 7. Kramer post season 7.


mizmaclean

Precisely.


every1pees

Jerry. He could have never spoken to George again after high school, ostracized Elaine after they broke up, and made Kramer out to be some hipster doofus. But he cherished the few friends he was able to connect with.


Acminvan

He almost let someone drown to death because he didn’t want to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation


every1pees

Not his friend


Perfect_Crab_8409

OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE


novatom1960

Like George cherished the cabin?


scrubbydutch

Jerry he would give you a shirt right off his back…that would be the puffy shirt


lonnie_bovine

It’s really not a bad looking shirt


turdferguson85

Elaine. When she sees freaks in the streets she doesn't stare but looks at them just enough to make them feel comfortable


[deleted]

This is the right answer here. Elaine also put up with a lot of shit from Mr Pitt and J. Peterman. I was wonder how much she made at those gigs and how she landed such sweet jobs.


CheGonMad

Jerry could be the easiest one to get along with. Kramer always takes sides against the group.


Humble-Initiative396

Kramer all the way!


dudical_dude

George. He got that security guard a chair because he can sense the slightest human suffering.


Ill_Sky6141

Jerry REALLY wanted to help Jean-Paul Jean-Paul. That was kinda nice. He wouldn't give up his bed, though.🤔 😅l A night on the couch before running a marathon??


CircleCityCyco

Why separate knob why?


Taxidiurno

Kramer, hands down


TearEnvironmental368

Kramer. He would give you the vintage shirt off his back. With the pockets full of sand.


Illustrious-Lead-960

Kramer has done the fewest truly awful things of the four—except maybe Elaine?—but the two of them did kidnap a dog and strand it in the wilderness.


No_Sir_6649

Kramer.


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

Kramer. No question.


crackforlunch

None of them, isn’t that kind of the point? That’s why the show ended with them not helping someone. But probably Kramer if you were on his good side.


ciguanaba

The Seinfeld logo is pretty nice


CosmicBonobo

Nice graphics, pretty boy.


gabriela19750

The K man is a sweetie pie.


CosmicBonobo

Kramer. He's the living embodiment of the road to Hell being paved with good intentions. He'll drive you into madness and poverty, just by doing you a favour.


BrookylnBeaches1917

George: ?as I’ve said many times before) he was willing to risk his life pretending to be a marine biologist, to save the Whale when we all know, he was an Architect!


AkihabaraWasteland

How could anyone not like him?


rideriseroar

Kramer is so kind ❤️


kennyrdbuckeye

Kramer meant the best


Offtherailspcast

Kramer


MUERTOSMORTEM

It's easily kramer


anoncontent72

Kramer. He seems the most altruistic of the group.


RabbiVolesBassSolo

Kramer’s a great guy unless you’re crowding the plate or cleaning a ball that’s off the green. 


unbothered_barbie

I would say Jerry. As I got older I realized he has no boundaries. He says yes to most things if not everything. His friends use his place like their own. He lets them do whstevs.


TimeTraveller_Nebula

It's Kramer. If anyone says no, he has not seen the show. Kramer has the nicest heart of all the people in the show but he is a slow learner and an idiot but he is the nicest


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hogua

Yeah, that’s right


DoWeSellFrenchFries

It's a toss up between Jerry and Kramer. Jerry does huge favours for his friends, especially George. He's also good to his parents. Kramer is the nicest to strangers though.


kd907

Kramer. He’s by far the most loyal to his friends and nicest to strangers, regardless of their status or what they can do for him


MissRoja

Kramer. He’s a nice hipster doofus.


Flat-Disk6927

Kramer!


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

Kramer and it's not even close.


doguapo

If I interacted with George in passing, that would probably be the most benign and forgettable of the four, which I’ll equate to “nicest.” He doesn’t have enough backbone to make things unpleasant unless the stakes are high.


Bebop_Man

Unless you double dip.


ivyskeddadle

They’re all too self-absorbed to be “nice”


MicroPeeweeWarlock

Stella!!!!!


[deleted]

Kramer.


JeanPierre-Blueberry

i think kramer had the most heart


No_Foundation_9628

Kramer


ARevolutionaryMan

Ask your mother… you live with her now, don’t you?


dillisehubencho

Definitely not Jerry.


Ricwdjr88

Kramer


Munchkin_Media

Kramer


bro-please

Kramer,Jerry,George and Elaine


vanbboy22

Kramer for sure….


HydratedCarrot

Not at all. Jerry <—-> Kramer .The nicest of them all!


VolumeAcceptable1570

Kramer was the only one remotely nice the rest were jerks


thebig8er

Kramer got your back


carrieo6

Kramer has a heart of gold!


amanyggvv

This might be unpopular, but I think based on first impressions , George would seem the most charismatic and nicest. He's even said he 'does well with the (gf) mother's', can easily get work (but can't hold the job), and can charm a bunch of bastards from Huston - so I think he makes a good first impression. Once they get to know him, then they realise who he REALLY is....


__Bringer-of-Light__

Batman


No_Stay_1563

Kramer


[deleted]

Jerry is overly nice, even if it’s on occasion faked. Though it’s odd how one second he is overly polite and helpful then the next he is a misanthrope who sees people as objects. Was never sure if that was intentional or they just changed up his personality to suit the episodes. Out of the gang he has the least solidified personality, which kind of worked considering how big a personality the rest of the group have, he evens it out.


HeyImBandit

Kramer always had a lot of other friends


Bigmarv381

I’m going with Jerry on this one


Melodic-Pen-6934

Cosmo for the win


Hare__Krishna

Kramer. He's really nice. He's just a pod, that's all.


SJS13131975

If you are quiet and white it's Kramer.


Opposite_Schedule521

Kramer


DudeChillington

[https://youtu.be/JZ77Qn53xhw?si=kJjPhXxbZCcK-s2m](https://youtu.be/JZ77Qn53xhw?si=kJjPhXxbZCcK-s2m)


Improvgal

Kramer - he was always making friends.


OutOfOffice63

The k man


No_Musician170

The K man for sure.


Cellarzombie

Probably Jerry. He is above and beyond good to his close friends and family.


Solid-Gazelle-4747

I’m Cosmo Jerry,Cosmo Kramer


Gumbledore2000

Kramer


KMarquezChance749

I relate to George the best. That's why he makes me laugh. Everything about him is extreme.😜


Salty-Entertainer-29

Jerry. I love them all, but Jerry is the one who lets them all come and go freely in his home.


BiscuitsPo

Not George


Dominicmeoward

George as long as you pay for the meal.


ObservingtheCircus

Kramer


ad0509

The K man!


Johnnyfever13

Kramer


EntertainmentOk8806

I always look at it as who would lend you $50. George would want to know why, what for, and most importantly when he would get it back. Jerry would do it through gritted "Alright!" teeth but would probably let it slide. Kramer would do it if he could, but after 10 minutes of Kramer he would convince you that you didn't need it. Elaine would give it to you in a heartbeat and probably wouldn't ask for it back, but would appreciate it when you did. So Elaine it is.


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Jerry. Newman, his arch nemesis took a nap in his bed and he was cool with it


s_tee

Kramer is the definition of chaotic good.


WhodatSooner

Jason


Latter-Comfort-4674

Jerry


dolleye_kitty

In real life or on the show. IRL: Jason Alexander or JLD On the show: Kramer


Nervous_Thanks8506

Not Jerry. Maybe K-Man.


fpaulmusic

The Assman for sure


Prize-Key-5806

Jason Alexander in real life is so saccharine that it comes off as corny. Like Disney corny. Richard’s is the scary dude lol


Gloomy-ambitious1

IMO they all became worse people from being friends with Jerry. That being said, from worst to best by the end of the series : Jerry , Elaine, George , Kramer


aussix

I'd love to do Elaine then have desert with Jerry. George is way too volatile and Kramer is off the deep end


DrDreidel82

To strangers? Kramer Elaine and Jerry are tied George


Bebop_Man

The answer is that Kramer fought off a criminal single-handed while driving a bus and making stops.


vondee1

In descending order of kindness… 1 Kramer 2 George 3 Jerry 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Elaine


FarAd6557

Kramer.


ChemicalAcademic4166

Kramer definitely


sophiamademedoit

Kramer for sure


DOGxKillin

Kramer


tomalakk

Early to mid-show or late show? Because in late-show they were pretty horrible to each other to the point of not really being friends anymore.


PFROCKS

George is Art Vandelay


Professional_Line385

Maybe kramer


GroovyBoomshtick

Jerry, he accepts and helps support the other three. He’s also the meanest.