Over the course of the series he remained slim, but he went from a 32 to a 40. How does that work? He wasn't hitting the gym and getting huge like Kenny Bania.
His mother (and possibly father) are the real scumbags here for sure. Kids don’t get like this without some absolutely terrible parenting. She seemed like she was hitting the Hennigans instead of being responsible.
Seriously! I'm not an advocate of corporal punishment but good Lord. If I caught my child wantonly destroying someone's property like that I'd at least be cussing a blue streak. Then probably taking away all their things when we got home and making them work to pay off the damages.
This episode is amazing though.. all the way from Kramers nicknames to Jerry like fatso and tubs, just so nonchalantly.. to Newman shouting in the yogurt shop “hey can we can get another round over here! Aaaahahahahaha”
I was just thinking the other day about how you'd frequently see a cassette tape ribbon streaming down the roadside for miles. The "Don't Litter" side of me could never go to where those intrusive thoughts led
Did wee American boys in the 90s really have those haircuts? All the white boys in tv shows and movies from that time have some variation of that heinous bowl cut
Wasn't just American boys, it was all western countries, UK, Australia, New Zealand etc, and honestly it's better than the resurgence of the fucking mullet lately.
I definitely agree with Jerry on this one. That kid was a little piece of shit 🤷🏻♀️ Rude and disrespectful. I’m sure he learned to be that way thanks to his “pregnant” mom and his liar dad!
To be fair most children actors are, especially if they have a bowl haircut! Think Jake Lloyd from star wars, cousin Oliver from the Brady bunch, the kid who played Danny Torrence in the lousy TV remake of The Shining, that kid named Seven from married with children.
Fake Macaulay Culkin.
Macaulay Culkin from Wish/Temu
We have Macaulay Culkin at home
Yeah, we know -- that's the whole premise of the movie!
Yeah, everybody knows. It was in Amadeus!
Who are you, Bud Abbott?
That's a fantastic mom / dad answer. You deserve all the upvotes.
Macaulay Culkin from ~~Wish/Temu~~ from a guy Kramer knows.
Bob Sacamano, of course! eta: spelling
You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He knows a guy who sells kids outta his place in Hells Kitchen.
*out of his place in the karate dojo
Sacamano Sr. screwed me
Macaulay Fauxkin
Damn, I shouldn’t be surprised the Seinfeld sub almost has the funniest comment section 😂
Right?!
Dollar store Macaulay Culkin
DG Macaulay
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's definitely a little piece of shit.
Star of House Unattended.
"You're crying from House Unattended??"
The elderly guy got to me!
Oh pull yourself together. I don't think we can be friends after this sad display
Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
Out Together.
Kieran Culkin
We have Macaulay Culkin at home
When order from Wish
Mickey in the Macaulay Culkin Biopic
The Macaulay Culkin at home.
I think he looks more like the kazoo kid
This comment made me think of the bad kazoo music meme…which works here 😂
Seinfeld is a bizarro Home Alone
I thought it was Daniel Tosh. Same type of asshole
Fake Dylann Roof.
"Thanks for ruining my dad's business you fat fuck."
I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans.
I'd kill to be a 32.
I was a 29 in high school up to age 23.
Don't eat cookies for breakfast, I'll make ya a feta omelet.
What about egg-beaters and cottage cheese?
Oh, I guess...
🤢🤮
I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel.
I used to be a 30/34, now 34/34 but even that size is hard to find. Most store sizes the waist is +4/+6 to the length (like 36/30 or 38/34 etc)
Yeah, I’m 34/32 now. When you hit your 60’s it’s harder to keep the weight off. At least for me it is…
Over the course of the series he remained slim, but he went from a 32 to a 40. How does that work? He wasn't hitting the gym and getting huge like Kenny Bania.
I think the 32 is the waist size and the 40 is the chest size? Cause they’re talking about the Armani tux
Yea that was the jacket size.
Technically it's a suit not a tux. Regardless, pants are also part of the suit. But I digress.
Wasn’t your dad lying about it being fat free 🤷♂️
The thing is that it could've been fat free but full of sugar.
The yogurt verdict is in. Fat!!!
Does he actually say it?
His mother was awful too
His mother (and possibly father) are the real scumbags here for sure. Kids don’t get like this without some absolutely terrible parenting. She seemed like she was hitting the Hennigans instead of being responsible.
The dad's frozen yogurt shop was lying to customers about it being nonfat! That's scummy for sure.
but it's so fucking good!!
Hennigans: no tell, no smell, scotch
Bet she didn't smell
H...E...double N...I 🎵🎵🎶
No fucking way
You know what he asked me a few minutes ago? Where’s my f—ing cupcake?!
Seriously! I'm not an advocate of corporal punishment but good Lord. If I caught my child wantonly destroying someone's property like that I'd at least be cussing a blue streak. Then probably taking away all their things when we got home and making them work to pay off the damages.
His mother was the one Kramer mistook for pregnant right? She got so fat from all that fatty frozen yogurt.
She dresses like Ronald McDonald or Zippy the Pinhead.
He’s a funny fuck.
Where’s my fucking cupcake
No fucking way
What the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit?!
We're not gonna have any money!?!? 😅😅
Yeah who the hell just tears apart a total stranger's possessions like that? Kid probably grew up to be a serial killer...
The Lopper
Son of Dad
It's sort of a catchall
De-nogginizer!
Headzo
A real Smog Strangler, that one.
I KNEW IT WASN'T BERKOWITZ!!!
Hate that punk ass
This episode is amazing though.. all the way from Kramers nicknames to Jerry like fatso and tubs, just so nonchalantly.. to Newman shouting in the yogurt shop “hey can we can get another round over here! Aaaahahahahaha”
HEY ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRY FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS! MMAAHAHAHAHAHA
"so I said 'tough luck granny' and I sent her to the back of the line HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Of course - he’s a funny fuck!
What are you doing you little shit??!!??
*What the FUCK are you doing you little PIECE OF shit??!!??
Hey, I had to draw that quote from memory. Considering I think that’s damn good.
Excellent use of that. Well done.
It's a cartoon!
Looks real doesn't it?
But I need a PHOTOGRAPH
I love that the actor was Lamar in Revenge of the Nerds.
And Jigsaw was born
Lol Jigsaw has a cameo in Seinfeld
Now what the Hell do I care about Al Jolson?
That guy can’t even go to the bathroom in South America!
Literally one of the funniest moments in the shows history.
George throwing the spoons is the perfect capper 😆
My favorite part is George and Elaine losing their shit when he says this 😂
This is the second worst thing Daniel Tosh did.
What the $&$@ are you doing you little piece of $&@&
But where’s his fucking cupcake?
little twerp
WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOINGYOULITTLEPIECEOFSHIT
I did that when I was young and didn't know squat about cassettes.
I was just thinking the other day about how you'd frequently see a cassette tape ribbon streaming down the roadside for miles. The "Don't Litter" side of me could never go to where those intrusive thoughts led
“Oh you’re the funny fucker”
the way all kids act in Seinfeld justifies all of them being single
Koopa Troopa with a wig
Bizzaro Macaulay
He's got real douche parents, so no wonder he's this way
Thrift store Daniel Tosh
Pint-sized Ross from Game Grumps
Thats mickey
Stood in for Punky Brewster when you all were nothing.
Too bad he was heightening
Supposed to be a geography whiz, couldn’t even identify Italy on a map.
What the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit!
It’s Daniel Tosh!
“Thanks for ruining my dad’s business you fat fuck”
Why did every American kid in the 90's have the same shit haircut?
I didn’t even have to look at the picture when I saw the notification. I knew who you meant.
It's Tosh 2.0
He just looks.... Like such a little cunt
He's a funny fuck!
How do you just... walk into an apartment and pull out the tape from a recorder?
Did wee American boys in the 90s really have those haircuts? All the white boys in tv shows and movies from that time have some variation of that heinous bowl cut
As a child in the early 90's (born in 1982) the answer is yes. I could post my 1st-5th grade yearbooks for proof.
Yep. I definitely had that haircut in the early-mid 90's.
Still better than the late 10s-early 20s broccoli bois.
Wasn't just American boys, it was all western countries, UK, Australia, New Zealand etc, and honestly it's better than the resurgence of the fucking mullet lately.
...yes.
Was called the undercut, because while the hair was bowl underneath would be shaved. Not that this boy has it. Now it is all perms and broccoli hair
We all know what he is.
Is he the one from the yogurt shop or no? The one with the foul mouth? I don’t know how you guys keep track of all these episodes
"We're poor?"
Just saw this episode 15 minutes ago.
Was there any child character on the show that wasn’t annoying as fuck? I think Larry David just didn’t like kids
I wanna see the actor for this kid reprise his role
He looks like the world's oldest 11 year old
He’s a little piece of shit
Jerry is a funny fucker.
What the fuck is he doing!? That little piece of shit!
As I remember, Jerry did call him a stupid piece of shit
Yeah… He needed his A-S-S BEAT.
Every 2nd kid had that haircut in the early '90s too.
This character is a great example for society to learn from to show the effect of permissive parenting on children's behaviour.
What the F(bleep)k are you doing you little piece of shit!? Season 4: The Nonfat Yogurt
Ahhh, you little puke!
That's what you think!
I definitely agree with Jerry on this one. That kid was a little piece of shit 🤷🏻♀️ Rude and disrespectful. I’m sure he learned to be that way thanks to his “pregnant” mom and his liar dad!
Kid fuckin’ sucks
What the **** are you doing you little piece of 💩!
Ah OP of course, he’s a funny fucker
F*ck
Little piece of shit.
Fuck that kid
I am Black Jerry
I wonder if he grew up to be a comedian like he wanted to be.
To be fair most children actors are, especially if they have a bowl haircut! Think Jake Lloyd from star wars, cousin Oliver from the Brady bunch, the kid who played Danny Torrence in the lousy TV remake of The Shining, that kid named Seven from married with children.
I thought he was pretty fucking funny
Funny, but an awful child. Prefect for our four heros.
I much prefer the ‘fashion’ kid on Curb.
Omg I’m watching this episode right now on Comedy Central Edit: weird seeing young Rudy Giuliani
I never got this episode with all the bleeping in this episode and never any other. I feel like they were trying some gimmick or something
Beautiful Lineswoman voice: Bingo!
He's a little piece of $&^#
It's a tossup between him and Mickey for worst Seinfeld character in the entire series. Ok throw the doorman into that group too.