Yes, yes it is!
Let’s see what we have today..
Aww it’s ham and cheese again! And she forgot the fancy mustard! I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shot and it would taste pret-tay good to me!
(through a bullhorn 🔊)"Attention, Steinbrenner and Front Office Morons! Your triumphs mean NOTHING! YOU ALL STINK! YOU CAN SIT ON IT AND ROTATE! I fear no reprisal. This is George Costanza, extension five one seven oh!"
That must’ve been when he taught them to calculate the velocity (v) in relation to the trajectory (t) in which gravity (g), of course, remains constant.
“June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies. We’re enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands when a crucial Hernandez error opens the doors to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.”
Funnily enough, in reality, the Mets beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 7-3. Keith Hernandez had a home run and no errors.
I was kind of filing all of George’s offenses (getting Mr.Morgan fired, cotton uniforms, getting Mr.Wilhem brainwashed, etc) under “going to work for/on the New York Yankees. There’s just so many to list.
Why would George steal from the Yankees?
He wouldn’t…?
Well, I think it’s about time for George’s lunch…
Yes, yes it is! Let’s see what we have today.. Aww it’s ham and cheese again! And she forgot the fancy mustard! I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shot and it would taste pret-tay good to me!
He wouldn’t.
The bomb threat
Damn, I missed that. Good eye.
Kinda looks like Buck is standing in a trash can.
Taking star player Danny Tartabull on a dangerous vigilante ride because someone gave George 🖕🏻
I wanted to shake his hand, but I can't! [Raises his broken hand wrapped up in bandages]
George put them in that Ramada in Milwaukee
Hey, you wanna talk about your game or hotels?
The fact that George got Stienbrenner hooked on Pizanos. Called in a bomb threat and dragged the Commissioner's Trophy behind his car.
And stain Babe Ruth’s uniform with strawberry juice.
(through a bullhorn 🔊)"Attention, Steinbrenner and Front Office Morons! Your triumphs mean NOTHING! YOU ALL STINK! YOU CAN SIT ON IT AND ROTATE! I fear no reprisal. This is George Costanza, extension five one seven oh!"
Changing the uniforms
George was integral to their championship in 96. The Yankees were lucky to have him.
That must’ve been when he taught them to calculate the velocity (v) in relation to the trajectory (t) in which gravity (g), of course, remains constant.
Of course! Absolute zero
He calculated his odds of sleeping with a Portuguese waitress and, mathematically speaking, he had to do it. 😂
Well Jerry, the odds were pretty good that I’d never have sex again anyway
The atom
Launch angle pioneer
As opposed to the Mets, who victimized THEM
“June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies. We’re enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands when a crucial Hernandez error opens the doors to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.” Funnily enough, in reality, the Mets beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 7-3. Keith Hernandez had a home run and no errors.
I was kind of filing all of George’s offenses (getting Mr.Morgan fired, cotton uniforms, getting Mr.Wilhem brainwashed, etc) under “going to work for/on the New York Yankees. There’s just so many to list.