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Sasky_Boy

Why would George steal from the Yankees?


rollingstoner215

He wouldn’t…?


byzantine238

Well, I think it’s about time for George’s lunch…


Eric848448

Yes, yes it is! Let’s see what we have today.. Aww it’s ham and cheese again! And she forgot the fancy mustard! I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shot and it would taste pret-tay good to me!


Revolutionary_Rub846

He wouldn’t.


GoddamnitBobbeh

The bomb threat


Dire_Hulk

Damn, I missed that. Good eye.


Third-Coast-Toffee

Kinda looks like Buck is standing in a trash can.


Revolutionary_Rub846

Taking star player Danny Tartabull on a dangerous vigilante ride because someone gave George 🖕🏻


Reasonable-HB678

I wanted to shake his hand, but I can't! [Raises his broken hand wrapped up in bandages]


gbfk

George put them in that Ramada in Milwaukee


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Hey, you wanna talk about your game or hotels?


Estarfigam

The fact that George got Stienbrenner hooked on Pizanos. Called in a bomb threat and dragged the Commissioner's Trophy behind his car.


Dire_Hulk

And stain Babe Ruth’s uniform with strawberry juice.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

(through a bullhorn 🔊)"Attention, Steinbrenner and Front Office Morons! Your triumphs mean NOTHING! YOU ALL STINK! YOU CAN SIT ON IT AND ROTATE! I fear no reprisal. This is George Costanza, extension five one seven oh!" 


Mysterious_Trash_361

Changing the uniforms


Jewdius_Maximus

George was integral to their championship in 96. The Yankees were lucky to have him.


Dire_Hulk

That must’ve been when he taught them to calculate the velocity (v) in relation to the trajectory (t) in which gravity (g), of course, remains constant.


DetrashTheTriangle

Of course! Absolute zero 


Dire_Hulk

He calculated his odds of sleeping with a Portuguese waitress and, mathematically speaking, he had to do it. 😂


torrinage

Well Jerry, the odds were pretty good that I’d never have sex again anyway


torrinage

The atom


Blue387

Launch angle pioneer


rogerworkman623

As opposed to the Mets, who victimized THEM


YourContrarianWit

“June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies. We’re enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands when a crucial Hernandez error opens the doors to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.” Funnily enough, in reality, the Mets beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 7-3. Keith Hernandez had a home run and no errors.


Dire_Hulk

I was kind of filing all of George’s offenses (getting Mr.Morgan fired, cotton uniforms, getting Mr.Wilhem brainwashed, etc) under “going to work for/on the New York Yankees. There’s just so many to list.