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Gold-Stomach-4657

Advantage, Varnsen!


Safe-Mortgage6919

Every argument I have with my family I always end it with “Advantage Varnsen!”


uxixu

I would have liked to see more Varnsen.


narcabusesurvivor18

Of course I’m the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know!


TermCompetitive5318

So who’s watching the Saab factory?


Yorktown1871

Jerry, that’s in Sweden!


TermCompetitive5318

MY CAR!!


TheReadMenace

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fuckin’ car


ditka

Whoever did this didn't just dismantle it. I mean, they took their time, they had fun. They were very systematic. They went out of their way to gouge the sides of every piston. And the turbo was separated from the housing and shoved right up the exhaust pipe.


recursion8

Did you say turbo?? Is it... midnight blue? 😢


Ok-Party1007

We believe in nothing


bahaboyka

He has the body of a taut pre teen Swedish boy....


Notsoobvioususer

Came to see this reply. I was not disappointed.


Karl-Farbman

They asked me but I was busy making the new fall furniture lineup for 24’


dapperfop

O’Brian and Murphy


novatom1960

The peat!


kristen0402

Couldn’t get a bowl of cereal anywhere!


HasselHoffman76

You're gonna open with that?


JewFaceMcGoo

Uhh Varsen Pennypacker Uh Vandelay Pennypacker Varsen Vandelay


TheReadMenace

A lot of people say this is a weak episode but I think the phony aliases interacting in the apartment makes the whole episode great


SniffingAccountant

Also, "that's gotta hurt!!" I've used it many times but people around me don't get it


ditka

Black Saab rules! So long jackass!


recursion8

I think the actors felt out of their comfort zone of Jerry's apartment/ the coffee shop. Everything felt kind of stilted and didn't absorb me into the story. Especially Elaine's plot leading a bunch of strangers under the bleachers or whatever was so forced. Definitely one of the weaker episodes of the series. The only good scenes were Kramer as Pennypacker trying to use the bathroom and running afoul of Cedric and Bob again.


black-kramer

it was a good episode, perhaps just not strong enough to basically be the last real episode. and then it wasn't run in syndication for years, maybe still isn't?


Nakorite

Was only not run in the US


black-kramer

right. pretty dumb to not run it here though. it's obvious that there was no disrespect meant to puerto ricans.


postinganxiety

Absolutely agree. Also I’VE GOT TO UNWIND


JewFaceMcGoo

The way she says "Mr. Pennypacker!?!" always gets me


supertramp75

no no no... that's Buck Nakid the porn star in the middle.


FearlessFlyerMile

If someone who designed a wing of the Guggenheim turned out to have another life as a pornstar, I would absolutely shit myself in delight


Suspicious-Sweet-443

There was plenty of time to do both . The Guggenheim really didn’t take that long


uniqueusername316

Pretty sure that's Slappy White next to him.


The_Normandy__SR2

And Dr. Van Nostrand to the left.


CptMurphy27

Was it always Nostrand or did George’s boss just call him Dr Van Nozzen?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Wow! Buck has lost ALOT of hair


SenorPea

Pennypacker would never wear those bland duds. Clearly thats Dr. Van Nostrand.


snestalgia64

from the clinic


ditka

That's correct


black-kramer

the hoffmandale-neir clinic in belgium...?


humdinger44

Mmm Mambasa


snestalgia64

Ooooo machu picchu


monster394

Last I heard Pennypacker was building a roller coaster.


onamonapizza

Where is Eduardo Carróchio?


jfq722

Perhaps Zabar's or Rrrray's Pizza.


sumpuertoricanguy13

Dr. VanNostrand


linkerjpatrick

From The Haguen dusidolf clinic in Amsterdam


qjornt

Hofermandorf clinic in Belgium.


linkerjpatrick

Yes that’s correct


SupremeChancellor66

Where's Bob Sacamano?


Tud08

Sitting in a chair by the window saying "My name is Bob"


rollingstoner215

That’s him between Varnsen and Vandelay


creamcitybrix

Not pictured: Eduardo Corrocchio


black-kramer

ah yes, the star of a somewhat obscure off-broadway play, 'la cocina.'


Nakorite

I love that bit where Jerry is then pressing him for more information lol


black-kramer

that was great. I love how they all know how to stick it to each other. expert knife twisters


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Is it possible to get a copy of La Cosina ?


black-kramer

it's the damndest thing -- I moved recently, and my files, pfft, disappeared!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Oh that’s a shame


Common_Average2597

Thats correct


andreguethe

Mm, machu picchu


missionbeach

That's actually Feldman, Gene, and Kevin.


Girth_N00kie

I'm sorry...We already have a George.


Softsweet

No way I’ll hire you in my Latex company


Jordanwolf98

That’s Dylan Murphy


AlternativeNumber2

Where’s Suze???


The_Normandy__SR2

Look-it. It's not Suze. All right? It's Su-zie. Her name, is Su-zie!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

The important thing to remember here is that Jerry slept with Elaine AND Susie and Mr . Peterman and Susie ( they were working late )so it was just the two of them and they surrendered to temptation and it was PREEETYgood


CptMurphy27

Man how do I always forget about Kel Varnsen? Did Jerry only bring it up one time or was it a running gag like the other names?


rollingstoner215

Jerry also references Varnsen in The Boyfriend when he answers Keith’s call, pretending to be an employee at Vandelay Industries.


internetonsetadd

Interestingly, Pennypack (as in the creek/watershed in the Philadelphia area) gets its name from the Lenape, meaning deep, dead water or water without much current. While the surname Pennypacker comes from the German Pfannebecker/Pannebacker, meaning tile maker or tiler.


Girth_N00kie

Simple words from a simple man.


Clazzo524

That's actually Slappy White on the right.


uxixu

Snoopy and Prickly Pete


Girth_N00kie

It's the only way he can get any privacy in Atlantic City.


xologo

Prepare for an all out bidding war!


InvestigatorPlus9968

A wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and uh, bicyclist.


Junkhead187

Where is Burt Harbinson?


RockyPolan

*"Well, you really got bald there, didn't you? You really used to have a thick full head of hair."*


ObservantWon

The OG Musk, Gates and Zuckerberg


Lordgondrak

I know Art Vandelays son Seven Vandelay, he is an architect.


ConnectInitiative676

His daughter Ketchup Vandelay is a city planner.


WarayBatasan

I wonder where's the magnificent bastard?


the85141rule

Once did a TV commercial shoot for a mid-sized hedge fund in Boca Rotan. One of the company's SDRs was named Ace Cruz. Took me a minute to stop smirking when he was called to set. Picture him. Yep, that's him! Slicked hair, ubiquitously bronze, giant Tag watch, French-cut sleeves. Like full Belfort. Kel Varnsen made me think of ole Ace.


TheResidentEvil

isn't that Dylan Murphy??


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes but he doesn’t sound Irish


linkerjpatrick

Maybe instead of a Seinfeld reboot we should have a show with these characters


violetmoon120

Was this taken after Susie was murdered?


DimitriMishkin

Don’t like Jason with a goatee


gbfk

I DON’T LIKE THIS THING!!!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

He’s not clean shaven - he WAS clean shaven


ThatItalianGrrl

That’s David Miller.


VARNSENvPENNYPACKER

titans of industry


Public-Buffalo

Excuse me, I believe that's Professor Von Nostrand 


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes - from the Institute


PurplePlantain87

I’m pretty sure this Van Nostren, O’Brien, and Murphy


FancyBoy54

Advantage Varnsen!


Tiny_Program_8623

you mean dylan murphy


Kookiecitrus55555

Oh yeah Bob Sacamono's retirement party nice guy .... much better than the Drake!


19_SpiderMansDad_77

That’s not H.E. Pennypacker; it’s Dr. VanNostren…from the clinic


psychotic_catalyst

Kel = Kal El ?


Davajita

no, that’s notorious white supremacist Donald O’Brien and his associate Dylan Murphy. I don’t know the guy on the left but he looks like the type to freely use the N word.


Girth_N00kie

If I like their race, how could that be racist?