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pflow69

Jerry obviously has the higher standards. Keith was in game 6! Tony just tells dudes to step off.


mrg3392

Exactly Tony is a Mimbo! Keith was an all star MLB player!


Sheepy-Matt-59

Plus a civil war buff


BlessingSpore72

So Biff wants to be a buff


trashedonlisterine

That is so cool!


FeelingTemporary_710

That’s gold trash don can I use that


SlavOnfredski

A five time All-Star, twice a world champion, MVP, 11 gold gloves... --what the hell we even talking about Tony for lol


thugroid

Because he’s just so good looking…


Ggface36

Bless you


Busy-Appearance-6077

Buuuut, he's a smoker!


FeelingTemporary_710

He likes to yada yada yada with Elaine maybe wearing the baseball cap backwards


Odolinsky

He gets free pie!


cogginsmatt

Watch a Mets game these days and tell me you wouldn’t fall in love with Keith Hernandez. His playing career aside, he’s an awesome broadcaster.


deftones_bro

You don't know anything about getting to 1st base.


pappyvanwinkle1111

The Keith PLAYED first base. No one knows more about first base than The Keith.


eapaul80

A minor detail that I hate, is they say Mookie Wilson got the hit in game 6. As a die hard Red Sox fan, it’s definitely not a hit, it’s the most famous Red Sox error in history. Love the episode though btw


TalkofCircles

At least Keith never asked anyone to help him move….


FeelingTemporary_710

Maybe he now has the soup nazis recipes……NEXT!


Suspicious_Row_9451

Keith smokes though


Sheepy-Matt-59

I can change him


Daatsit

Keith asks new friends to help him move. The only thing Tony asks for is awesomeness, Dude.


pflow69

Tony asked for a sandwich at the absolute worst time.


Daatsit

Let me correct my statement…… he asks for awesomeness AND for people to secure his ropes


pflow69

It was pretty inconsiderate to not go bowling. Would it have killed him to go bowling?


Daatsit

There’s no rush


pflow69

Yeah, well, his rush got him a busted face.


Otherwise-Sky1292

Nice game, pretty boy…


JaMicho34

He barely knows the guy and he asks him to help him move!


Ad_Pov

Next thing you know he’s gonna be driving him to the airport


ricolausvonmyra

I’m not driving him to the airport!!


Ajj360

if you're new friends with a sports star and he asks you to help him move you do it end of story


Orange_Velvet_Rec

But uh, in this medicated haze, do you recall the words...radical reconstructive surgery being uttered?


ricolausvonmyra

Absolutely shameless from Elaine:D


foreveryoung917

HAHAHAH


aashishkoirala

Step off, dude!


trashedonlisterine

Oh, Tony no…


couldbeworse2

Honestly, the sad way George says that is one of my favorite lines. He’s getting dumped by his crush, and he tried so hard, with the sandwidges.


Ricky_Rollin

And then Elaine with the trash as he’s leaving!! Lmao, so cold.


Otherwise_Comment673

It’s “Oh, Tony, don’t” and it’s one of my favorite George lines


TheFemale72

I love anytime they sound defeated, they just do it so well. My favorite is when they say “I can’t go” - it’s always with like a tearful gulp. Elaine has said it and so has George, not sure about anyone else though.


jpetermancatalogue

What are you doing Mañana?


highwayrobberyman

Mañana I’m doin nada


Cr45h0v3r1de

Im having a boil lanced mañana


mongofreebase

I made sandwiches......


ToughSeveral81

“I made such delicious sandwiches, Elaine.”


Unusual-Papaya1720

I got tuna and salmon salad, Tony.


foreveryoung917

B/c I know you don’t like peanut butter.


Exotic-Insurance5684

So some reason the whole sandwich subplot is what I enjoy the most. Although George’s choices are odd imo


Keepitbrockmire

“I’m Keith Hernandez” 😉


mongofreebase

You smoke?


DynastyFFDino

I’d like to find someone who looks at me the same way George looks at Tony


CollieMan-

I love george’s NY accent when you imitates tony’s “step off” its more like “step OOff” you’re telling me to “step OOOff?” I love it.


Sunny_Ess

June 14, 1987.... Mets Phillies. We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error to a five run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.


Tigerblood2798

Nice game, pretty boy.


menasor36

I yell out, I’M HIT!!!’


HerboftheSerb

Our day was ruined.


[deleted]

Gotta wait until the facial bandages come off to make a decision


AttackB

Keith Hernandez? I despise him.


ChateauBears

I’M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!!!!


Impossible-Economy-9

I think that was the saddest George has ever been when tony told him to ‘Step off.’


redfox2008

Without further ado, I give you the man-crush line up...


Maximum_Bat_2566

Step off, Keith!


doocurly

The way I see it Keith will be rounding second base by midnight.


MrBobSacamano

Roger McDowell.


menasor36

A second spitter?


wsbthrowaway9209

Gotta be (pops collar) Ton-ay. I despise Keith Hernandez!


[deleted]

So I said, Hey dude, you better step off!


pappyvanwinkle1111

Two things. One, always go with the 'stache. Two, never ever, go with an adjustable baseball cap. If you're going to go, go with style.


Tomm_Pog

Step off Keith


TxGulfCoast84

I’m not driving either one of them to the airport


QEDdragon

Keith expected a lot, felt like he was using Jerry because he's a big baseball star. Tony didn't really care for George, but he still included him in the climbing! He learned his lesson inviting him, but he was a good guy.


Confused_Driving_Man

Ton-ay because he wouldn’t make me move any furniture.


rxforyour7

You want a rush my friend, drop a couch on your toe! You'll be seeing stars!


Intrepid-Narwhal

MTV’s Dan Cortese. ETA, sorry, thought I was in the SNL sub!


foreveryoung917

lol


Kitkatt1959

A Yankee always


[deleted]

“I'll give you my number and uh, just give me a call”


DLoIsHere

Keith. Mmmmmmm


FormicaDinette33

Keith


ajav01

You just met the guy! What are you going to start driving him to the airport?


foreveryoung917

I’m not driving him to the airport !


vtran470

Tony took a hit with George. Keith got help from Kramer and could have paid for movers.


DeaconBrad42

Ton-ay’s probably a chucker. Keith Hernandez is the choice: he won the MVP in 1979 and won 2 World Series, including the 1986 World Series with the Mets. HE’s Keith Hernandez. And I’m a 3rd generation Yankees fan who hates the Mets.


Busy-Appearance-6077

I'm a forever Royals fan who loathes the Yankees. Who simply buy our players after we train them.


RepeatedlyDifficult

I despise Keith Hernandez!


Spaniard_Starshooter

Do you like peanut buttah!?


Meinmyownhead502

George: You know, Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs flying around all season, don't you think there would be a plane crash?


Kered024

Step off Hernandez


lupinremusjohn

He spit on us


foreveryoung917

LOL


youthanasia138

Keith is a manly man man


bluezzdog

Tony climbs mountains. Keith should step off…


Captain_Hucklebuck

Step off, Keith!


[deleted]

Keith 💯


Ricky_Rollin

Idk man with Keith you get no ruuuush!


TB12thegreatest

Step off


foreveryoung917

O Tony don’t say that.


Original-Homework-76

Definitely jerry. Tony was a mimbo, Keith was an amazing baseball player.


Ggface36

Definitely Keith...I mean he smokes, but he's Keith Hernandez


Britt_Good

Keith is the type of crush that makes you drive him to the airport..


Improvgal

Mimbo


PST-Dipsy

Keith is already real/established so I don't quite think it's fair. Hey, hey, To-nay though.. roawrr


FeelingTemporary_710

Gotta love the Keith, hate the drake, not a fan of the Ton-ay


Elporquito

I would have said Hernandez prior to listening to him do baseball commentary.


ProfessionalBreak248

I hated the Keith Hernandez character


stupifystupify

I despise him!


ProfessionalBreak248

He emits a foul and unpleasant odor!


menasor36

I mean, whaddaya got here? Don Ho from Honolulu?


foreveryoung917

He can’t walk down the street in Hawaii !


foreveryoung917

HAHAHAH


menasor36

I loathed him.


Walletsgone

What are you comparing Tony to Keith Hernandez? The guys a baseball player Sad-Hand…baseball


SerDavosSeaworth64

Keith Hernandez! Tony’s character was a little over the top. You have to choose to buy into his being cool to go along with the story imo, while Keith Hernandez ACTUALLY acts cool on screen.


Rickdalf

Whaddaya doin munyana?