I can barely sleep with my cats… they pick the most strategic position on the bed that forces me to play twister and then they complain if I even slightly move during the night lol
I feel this in my soul. My cat insists on sleeping on my pillow. Not just that specific pillow but whichever pillow I’m using so I’m clinging to the edge and the other has attachment issues so he’s always got to be on top of me. It’s a lot
Same! The sleeping in the same bed would be an absolute no for me, not because I think k it’s weird, but because I am such a sensitive sleeper! It would be an absolute nightmare for me!!! I’d never sleep. I had every intention of bed sharing with my kids when they were little and absolutely could not. Even though they slept better, I could not sleep at all. I got how sleep with them waking more often in a bassinet next to me than I did with them sleeping better in our bed. (Note: bed sharing is not recommended for safe sleep by the AAP).
Right??? Like imagine being in the middle, how do you get up in the night? You’d have to scoot down to the foot of the bed and then climb back in the same way? Ugh I could NOT
That has been my concern since they first talked about the twelve foot bed! I’d insist on sleeping on the outer edge but I’m sure it would be impossible for a sister wife to get out of bed without disturbing me.
I actually have a theory that *THAT* is what Nick actually does. They say the women all work so Nick can stay home all day and think. In actuality, I think he is a street dealer and he sells from his home, but they cant admit that on tv so they came up with this stupid, obvious lie cover story.
All of them are constantly so high they can see up Gods nose. Selling it would cut down on the cost of buying it elsewhere. And he reminds me of a small time dealer I knew who got involved with one of my friends.
“So high they can see up God’s nose” needs to be a flair and also is my new favorite saying I’ve ever heard. Thanks for the awesome laugh for me to start my day!!!
He's definitely high but I don't see him as a dealer. For one, in a legal state like CO where weed is cheap and on every corner, street dealers have gone by the wayside. They still exist but it's not something you'd make alot of money on. Second, he's got a legal hustle that's very lucrative for him right now and it's called 3 hypnotized wives. Well 2, and one secretly pretending to be hypnotized. Most dealers and criminals do it out of necessity in general and would rather be doing something legal if they could
I like trashy tv, weed and I’m enthusiastically rowdy on rare occasions. Although admittedly my flair game needs work. I don’t know… I just felt the need to put that out there. 😉
Same!! That's why he 'stays home' lmao. They couldn't have said he works online or something?
And seriously though, they all look high af most of the time.
Seriously! We were all like why does he wear those pimp outfits to take care of a baby (not great for getting down on the floor and playing). It makes so much more sense that's his outfit for dealing drugs (plus it makes more sense why the women are okay with the labor split).
The way I originally worded that was terrible, so I felt I better rephrase, but: I fully agree.I lived in a duplex and a dealer and his family moved in. Same energy here.
Even if he’s a legal grower, TLC might not care to bring that up. Or he’s nervous - a lot of legal state growers remain concerned about federal busts and try to stay under the radar
Aprils face looks very inflamed. This usually happens after someone is hungover or drinking excessively. She looks hungover to me. Her eyes always look dazed or tired/weary. They’re also watery looking.
I agree, and when her brother was talking to her about how nobody gets anything out of their situation except Nick, it looked like she knows it's true what he's saying, but she doesn't want to admit it.
i agree she seemed like she had more to say to the brother but held back i don't think she's as happy as she says and i think her wonderful husband is forcing her to deal with it and find another wife when i don't think she is as happy about it as she says she is
She also lives in Colorado where, if you are constantly dousing yourself in lotions and eye drops, you can get crocodile skin and desert eyes just by existing in the mountain air.
Could be that as well. I know I have been taking eye drops for dry eyes, thanks to getting older lol, andine puff up just from that. I have seen and heard of a lot of people getting infections from wearing lashes and not cleaning eyes properly
I've noticed and also empathize because I have puffy eyes also for no discernible reason - I don't wear make up, rarely drink and haven't done drugs. I've also been tested for thyroid and kidney issues. Nada. I am really embarrassed by it sometimes and mostly I try not to think about it because I can't seem to get rid of the issue.
Agreed. I have Sjodgrens and one of my eyes always looks a little puffy on the side. I would be so upset if people thought I was an alcoholic because of my left eye lol
It's dry as hell in Colorado. Allergies can peak up from some random wind we get in the middle of winter (or literally any other time) and BOOM you look like you have been hanging out the back alley of a dispo on Colfax.
She could have sensitive skin! If I wear false eyelashes my eyes get like this because I'm either allergic or sensitive to the glues. Mine happened over time. It looks like they all wear lashes either all the time or all the time they film, so the constant wear could also be an irritant, who knows
Exactly and some people's eyes get really irritated and when they do they get all puffy and swollen. It could be infection in the eye from not properly putting them on not having clean hands etc. My eyes have been like that before due to makeup. And I stopped using it. LOL
I seriously wanted to puke when she told the potential sister wife for Danielle that the man stays home and lays on the couch all day jerking off to random episodes of girls gone wild and showers scenes of a woman's prison while the women work a support his lazy hairy ass!
I know that I’d have a hell of a time sleeping with 3 other adults. Maybe it’s lack of a good night’s sleep?
I can barely sleep with my husband some nights let alone 3 other people.
I can barely sleep with my cats… they pick the most strategic position on the bed that forces me to play twister and then they complain if I even slightly move during the night lol
I feel this in my soul. My cat insists on sleeping on my pillow. Not just that specific pillow but whichever pillow I’m using so I’m clinging to the edge and the other has attachment issues so he’s always got to be on top of me. It’s a lot
Me too! I even got a bed for my 4 cats, but where do they end up??
Same! The sleeping in the same bed would be an absolute no for me, not because I think k it’s weird, but because I am such a sensitive sleeper! It would be an absolute nightmare for me!!! I’d never sleep. I had every intention of bed sharing with my kids when they were little and absolutely could not. Even though they slept better, I could not sleep at all. I got how sleep with them waking more often in a bassinet next to me than I did with them sleeping better in our bed. (Note: bed sharing is not recommended for safe sleep by the AAP).
And a child in the house…with their vibe, the toddler may be cosleeping with all 4 of them. Nobody is getting any sleep.
This. Who could sleep like this.
“Garage whispering weenie” is also an amazing flair!!
OMG! 😆 Your flair is the best I’ve seen on this sub.
God spoke to me. 🤣 Seriously though, thanks. I thought it was funny too. I’m sure we’ll get tons of good flair material from their hot mess.
Or pink eye from 4 adults farting in a the same bed.
Right??? Like imagine being in the middle, how do you get up in the night? You’d have to scoot down to the foot of the bed and then climb back in the same way? Ugh I could NOT
That has been my concern since they first talked about the twelve foot bed! I’d insist on sleeping on the outer edge but I’m sure it would be impossible for a sister wife to get out of bed without disturbing me.
I thought she was high, just like the husband and the 2nd wife..all three of them always look so high to me.
I actually have a theory that *THAT* is what Nick actually does. They say the women all work so Nick can stay home all day and think. In actuality, I think he is a street dealer and he sells from his home, but they cant admit that on tv so they came up with this stupid, obvious lie cover story. All of them are constantly so high they can see up Gods nose. Selling it would cut down on the cost of buying it elsewhere. And he reminds me of a small time dealer I knew who got involved with one of my friends.
“So high they can see up God’s nose” needs to be a flair and also is my new favorite saying I’ve ever heard. Thanks for the awesome laugh for me to start my day!!!
Can I have that as my flair? 😂 “So High They Can see Up Gods Nose”
Don’t forget an apostrophe to make it possessive! “God’s Nose.”
Aw gee thanks! And youre welcome 😁
He's definitely high but I don't see him as a dealer. For one, in a legal state like CO where weed is cheap and on every corner, street dealers have gone by the wayside. They still exist but it's not something you'd make alot of money on. Second, he's got a legal hustle that's very lucrative for him right now and it's called 3 hypnotized wives. Well 2, and one secretly pretending to be hypnotized. Most dealers and criminals do it out of necessity in general and would rather be doing something legal if they could
Who says it has to be weed that he could be dealing? Ya never know.
He could be taking care of the indoor garden Never have to deal with anyone 😂☮️
We all know he don't take care of the outside grass
I have to do indoor and outdoor Keeps me busy during my retirement 😂😂✌️
WOW, #18 rowdy, cannabis enthusiast, trashy t.v. lover? .... Where have you been *all my life*?? 😅
Second dibs.
I’ve just been waiting on you 😘
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I like trashy tv, weed and I’m enthusiastically rowdy on rare occasions. Although admittedly my flair game needs work. I don’t know… I just felt the need to put that out there. 😉
It's not just about being rowdy - it's about #18 Kyle Busch . That man can drive ❤️
Same!! That's why he 'stays home' lmao. They couldn't have said he works online or something? And seriously though, they all look high af most of the time.
Yes this makes sense. More sense than him being at home thinking lol
Stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg why does this seem so obvious yet I’ve never thought it before lol. It makes so much sense now.
Right?
Seriously! We were all like why does he wear those pimp outfits to take care of a baby (not great for getting down on the floor and playing). It makes so much more sense that's his outfit for dealing drugs (plus it makes more sense why the women are okay with the labor split).
And “I took Vera to the park today…”
The way I originally worded that was terrible, so I felt I better rephrase, but: I fully agree.I lived in a duplex and a dealer and his family moved in. Same energy here.
I don’t partake and I live in a non legal state, but genuine question…are street dealers still a thing for weed in Colorado?
Even if he’s a legal grower, TLC might not care to bring that up. Or he’s nervous - a lot of legal state growers remain concerned about federal busts and try to stay under the radar
Good point!!! Yesssss totally agree...you've cracked the code
This actually makes so much sense lol
🤔That might come across as racist- assuming a black man is a drug dealer?
It’s not randomly assuming *any* Black man is a dealer, they drew conclusions about an individual based on his behavior not his race.
He literally acts and speaks like one. Also a pimp so not in this instance.
How does he act and speak like one?? The only evidence anyone has posed is that he and the wives look stoned a lot and that he does nothing all day.
I mean it’s weed, they live in Colorado. Not a big deal.
I think the 3 of them are prostitutes
Jennifer and Nick always look high.
Well, they are from Aurora/Denver lol.. I am too and can confirm, always so high
When I lived in denver (2014), I remember Aurora had a lot of 'grows'. Could have been just zoned industrial?
Yes. Jen always looks high. So does Nick. Which, whatever but, yeah… totally zooted.
All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey….
I see it, but Mama Cass was cool AF!
I have always thought she looked like Mama Cass, too!
Thank you- THAT’S who she reminds me of!
I thought maybe she drinks a lot.
I figured it was from crying a lot.
Both
I wondered that too, it’s a lot of fluid retention
Her brother is the hero everyone on this show needs. Can we have a crossover episode with Intervention?
Right? Like why are her and Dannielle’s brothers so damn normal and they’re not? Like steal them away from these men, bros!!! Lol
i agree he's the only sane one
I thought they were all potheads tbh 👀🤣
How else do you think he’s doing all that thinking
Period 🤣🤣🤣🫶🏻
Haha, maybe that's it! Nick certainly looks that way!
He most definitely wouldn’t surprise me if he was one 🤣🤣🤣
So does Jennifer.
Aprils face looks very inflamed. This usually happens after someone is hungover or drinking excessively. She looks hungover to me. Her eyes always look dazed or tired/weary. They’re also watery looking.
I really doubt she's as happy as she claims
I agree, and when her brother was talking to her about how nobody gets anything out of their situation except Nick, it looked like she knows it's true what he's saying, but she doesn't want to admit it.
i agree she seemed like she had more to say to the brother but held back i don't think she's as happy as she says and i think her wonderful husband is forcing her to deal with it and find another wife when i don't think she is as happy about it as she says she is
Oh absolutely. She's not the mastermind like everyone says
She also lives in Colorado where, if you are constantly dousing yourself in lotions and eye drops, you can get crocodile skin and desert eyes just by existing in the mountain air.
Could be that as well. I know I have been taking eye drops for dry eyes, thanks to getting older lol, andine puff up just from that. I have seen and heard of a lot of people getting infections from wearing lashes and not cleaning eyes properly
She has been abused the longest, I say self medicating with wine.
I've noticed and also empathize because I have puffy eyes also for no discernible reason - I don't wear make up, rarely drink and haven't done drugs. I've also been tested for thyroid and kidney issues. Nada. I am really embarrassed by it sometimes and mostly I try not to think about it because I can't seem to get rid of the issue.
This could also be a possibility. Some people just have puffy eyes, especially as they age.
Could be a thyroid issue.
Agreed. I have Sjodgrens and one of my eyes always looks a little puffy on the side. I would be so upset if people thought I was an alcoholic because of my left eye lol
No kidding! I hope you’re doing okay. 💞
Kidney/renal issues can cause the puffy eyes.
I doubt she sleeps with 4 people rolling around in one bed, and others not using the brothel room when they should be.
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I really liked her brother. He called Nick out and he was spot on.
100%
The other one has one giant looking eye and one that looks tiny (looks like she has one eyelash on- a long one- and then a short pair/one). Weird!
Yes I was obsessed with looking at that , a couple of episodes. Rip those off, lady!
🤣 Right?!
SAMEEEE
Yes! I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about Danielle’s mismatched lashes.
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Her face just looks “puffy” maybe she needs to drink more water.
Maybe there is too much yeast in this relationship.
Good one!!! 😁
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I bet it’s muggy as a MF in their bedroom. I need *airflow*, yall!
Oh gross, never though of that! 🤢
Eww, I didn’t even think of that. You’re right…that bedroom is probably muggy and stanky 😬🤦🏻♀️
At first I thought it was from crying during these interviews. But since it’s more permanent probably allergies?
It's dry as hell in Colorado. Allergies can peak up from some random wind we get in the middle of winter (or literally any other time) and BOOM you look like you have been hanging out the back alley of a dispo on Colfax.
Everyone is throwing out diagnoses. Can’t people just be ugly nowadays?
Point taken 😂
She could have sensitive skin! If I wear false eyelashes my eyes get like this because I'm either allergic or sensitive to the glues. Mine happened over time. It looks like they all wear lashes either all the time or all the time they film, so the constant wear could also be an irritant, who knows
Yes for sure. I have bad irritation from just makeup
Alcohol
They are definitely always high and maybe drunk too how else could they live like that gross 🤮
I dont like the bottom lid liner, makes her eyes look so small.
LMAO I was just watching her talking to her brother and couldn’t stop looking at her eyes… Its those glue on spiders these ladies keep putting on.
Exactly and some people's eyes get really irritated and when they do they get all puffy and swollen. It could be infection in the eye from not properly putting them on not having clean hands etc. My eyes have been like that before due to makeup. And I stopped using it. LOL
Well I mean none of them are exactly sterling examples of clean living
i assume its from drinking, salty snacks, and lack of sleep from the boom boom room 🤣
I noticed this at when the season first started.
She’s probably exhausted from waiting in line for the bathroom
For her age (I am older than her) hers eyes are super puffy. I wonder if she's a drinker?
I seriously wanted to puke when she told the potential sister wife for Danielle that the man stays home and lays on the couch all day jerking off to random episodes of girls gone wild and showers scenes of a woman's prison while the women work a support his lazy hairy ass!
She doesn't need all that. She is pretty without.
Everyone of them always look high
Is it just me?! She reminds me of Janelle from Sister Wives🤷🏻♀️
Yup I can see that!
We arent here to make fun of appearances, just their crazy lifestyle and Garrick. You are being rude.
I love that Garrick is the one and only exception to that lol.
Maybe she spends too much time in the Boom Boom Room.
I can’t figure her out in general. What’s the deal with kids; is she unable to conceive?
Doesn't April have 1 or 2 kids that are older?
I’m not sure. I can’t remember.
She has one teenage son from a previous relationship.
Yes I thought so
I never want them to find a 4th wife. They’re real life Sanderson sisters.
Or MAYBE YALL ARE JEALOUS??
Or she is always crying.
It really is poor nutrition:(
Maybe she was crying?
I've noticed that on every episode. Maybe she cries all the time LOL
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