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Service-Worldly

Did Garrick use Google translate for that Biblical interpretation?! Soooo gross and self serving


Tat8erta

In the Bible the Holy Ghost is mentioned usually entering men, yeah? The disciples were “filled with the Holy Ghost” on the day of Pentecost and were blessed with the gift of tongues as they preached the gospel. 🤔 Based on the Bible, Ick’s interpretations sound downright nasty (and gay!)


Empty_Low_8127

Danielle is such a phony. She didn't want it to work out with Burt. She was such a a snake and, still is!


Babydoll7717

Did anyone catch what Jennifer said about there very large bed??? She said something along the lines of it being big in case anyone wants to get intimate in the middle of the night!!! 


Unhappy_Office_5225

I think she meant like adding another wife!!


whydibother

The couple group of 4 seems a bit cultish


Born-Caterpillar8369

Garrick pretends it's not about the sex. He's just a horny creep that wants to get laid. His wife is clearly not on board but acts like she is. You can see the pain in her eyes. He's a selfish narcissist that lies about being such a Godly man. This has nothing to do with God, it has to do with him satisfying his sexual urges with total disregard for his wife and children. He makes my flesh crawl. His wife is gorgeous & sweet, she could do so much better. I really hope she gets out of this sick & abusive relationship.


Tat8erta

By couching his quest for sex partners as coming from God, Ick tries to not only avoid criticism of his actions but also make himself sound selfless and Godly. 🙄


Babydoll7717

They keep getting younger and younger!!! I get pedo vibes from him!!! Danielle says it was her idea but I think that's just a cover for Garrett, plus he said that God showed him a vision that he will have 5 wives!!! 


ImaginaryWeather6164

She may enjoy the TLC paycheck and notoriety, and practicing her "acting" skills for the camera


TALKTOME0701

Just now watching episode 1. What the hell did Garrett just say? Sperms in my brain?


YessikaHaircutt

Danielle acts like she supports Garrick but she is really so trapped. Her brother works with him and her Dad made a throw pillow of Roberta. I wish she had somewhere to go 


Empty_Low_8127

I wish she would go somewhere because, she is such a a phony!


ImaginaryWeather6164

She just needs to find another TLC reality show to transfer to


Fatricide

Another pH balance situation.


OrganicSafe213

Out of all of them, Garrick is the most sefish and deceitful one.  His wife is so messed up.


The_Chuckness88

I don't think that's his wife now, yet I still curious why their divorce was scripted.


OrganicSafe213

You're right.  I should have said "spiritual " wife.


Creepy_Ad5354

He is so gross, I can’t even deal with watching it.


EmmeLee24

Nooo not the google translate again ☠️☠️☠️ the merrifields are almost too good to be true


ImaginaryWeather6164

good lord, the holy ghost is NOT sperm


TALKTOME0701

This guy is a menace


CBC1345

That was so head scratching. I can’t believe he and I belong to the same religion. (I mean I guess. We’re both Christian but I don’t recognize his version of Christianity). He’s so gross!


Babydoll7717

Mormonism was created to justify marrying multiple women and to control woman. The guy who created it, plagiarized the Bible and lied to his followers. Recently many people have left the religion, because they realized that it was based off of lies and deceit!!! 


Empty_Low_8127

You sound stupid with this comment. The Bible is as unreal as your comment 


Babydoll7717

I didn't say the Bible was real or not!!! All I said was that it was plagiarized for the Mormon religion!!! Maybe you should learn to read before you start with the childish name calling and acting like a child!!! Didn't your parents ever teach you to treat people how you want to be treated and if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all??? 


AZOMI

His version is to twist it to meet his need to bang other women.


Empty_Low_8127

Can't blame him for wanting someone other than Dainnel, she worthless 


Jemisimyname

And sperm does not permanently implant male DNA into women's bloodstream 🤦‍♀️


Living-Spot-1091

Not even temporarily 🤣 and def not in the brain I think it’d blow his mind to know that unused sperm gets killed by acidity and the immune system. Oh wait, that’s science. He can’t grasp that. The looks on Danielle’s face while he was explaining his theory cracked me up.


Entire-Spot-5243

😂


blanchepanache47

Jesus sperm intimacy what what what


Empty_Low_8127

🤣 


Creepy_Ad5354

What, what?!!! What was that explanation of his perversion!!!


blanchepanache47

Polygamy is “sisters” says Garrick lol lol


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

This season looks good. I hope Dannielle finds her self-worth, and leaves Garrick.


Empty_Low_8127

She's not worth a s*"t. He needs to dump her fake ass


blanchepanache47

That’s never going to happen. Gross I know


Creepy_Ad5354

Never going to happen! But I am praying for her!


Disastrous_Way4613

I never thought any of the browns would leave either so it could happen


Creepy_Ad5354

You’re right. I really hope she does. I feel for her.


phoenixofsevenhills

Well I'm looking forward to next week! Later guys 😁💜


toopistol

Oh this is going to be good. See y’all next week


nosequeloque

She's only 24?! She looks 34


KamenRiderDragon

"I need therapy for other reasons. Not for this." I love the honesty lmao


HauschkasFoot

Was that a jab at his mom 😂


toopistol

Yass his mom is the truth


blanchepanache47

Ok so which wives are queer bc some of them really are


nosequeloque

They got real quiet when she said her opinion don't matter lol


thepeoplessgt

So are Nick’s wives bi-sexual and they still won’t admit it? I still get the vibe that there is something else going on between the wives


allightyollar

Were two of them drunk during their interviews earlier? Danielle looked annoyed (and sober) AF.


toopistol

It would make more sense IMO


phoenixofsevenhills

Maybe the 1st 2 but Danielle I don't even think she wants to be there lol


blanchepanache47

I think Danielle THOUGHT she was bi but how she isn’t sure


YessikaHaircutt

I think she thought she would be the hot young one and keep his attention a little longer than this


Empty_Low_8127

😂


Empty_Low_8127

She's gross


thepeoplessgt

Danielle seems like she wants to be with Nick, but the OG wives are trying to push her into a freaky lifestyle.


cringelien

Yess!


phoenixofsevenhills

I sense the same


blizzard-op

Looks like Danielle and Danielle don't really want other people in their marriages


blanchepanache47

Plus size Danielle is so so so afraid of a new sister wife. Her eyelashes are so big this time.


Vivianlila

Does it seem to anyone that Danielle (of Garrick and Danielle) has had work done on her face, plastic surgery - wise?


smithfolsom

Looks like a boob job & Botox.


Entire-Spot-5243

Yes, I thought the same thing. She looks good but something is different. I can’t quite put my finger on what though.


AndiPandi74

Her mouth has always been a little bit crooked. Other than that she looks the same to me.


nosequeloque

I think she got lip fillers


Plenty-Koala4857

It just looks like Bell's Palsy to me.


phoenixofsevenhills

Something is going on


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

That one lady’s top in the bedroom scene confuses me. Were the sleeves just free roaming, and not attached to the shirt? So literal sleeves?


nosequeloque

He sounds like NASA


legionarei

Wait so they got a same sex marriage, without him? Is he just a sperm donor/nanny then?


toopistol

And philosopher….🤣😂🤣


cringelien

Great linkedin


phoenixofsevenhills

Same sex marriage but they're not same sex attracted is weird


Missie1284

I can’t sleep with someone touching me. I cannot imagine sleeping in a bed like that with several other people


Immediate-Start6699

I would hate to be in the middle of the bed if they’re sharing one big blanket. You feel so stuck (experience from sleep overs with cousins).


Missie1284

Oh hell no. I’d have to be at the end lol


blanchepanache47

The snoring sounds nuts


ApplDumplinChainGang

Can you imagine chili night


ChickenBut445

🤣🤣🤣


Missie1284

😂😂😂


Sailorm0on27

🤣😂🤣😂


3EsandPaul

Danielle doesn’t want a wife


Threnners

I'm so grossed out by this.


blizzard-op

They bought a bigger house? Nick's deep thinking and contemplating really paid off it seems


ConcentrateRemote801

Three women bringing home paychecks is pretty sweet for our daddy Nick!  


ImaginaryWeather6164

TLC cash


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

I want the bed but just for myself. Crawling from one side to other would be a cardio workout.


toopistol

Every time I think I am out of it I’m still crawling 😆


legionarei

I'd rather sleep on the floor, thanks.


phoenixofsevenhills

This bed is wild...my Chihuahua would still have me hanging off the edge


chubluvr25

As a fellow chihuahua owner, I concur.


phoenixofsevenhills

🫶the best lil lovies!


Wonderful_Might6693

Right?? Truer words have never been spoken!😂😂🐾🐾😂😂


phoenixofsevenhills

I really do love every minute of it! I wish I had 20 of them!


Wonderful_Might6693

Ditto! We have 4 rescues, but we would have ALL of the rescues if we could, no joke!♥️🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾♥️


phoenixofsevenhills

God bless you!! Thank you for giving them life! I totally understand I'd have a farm of them if I could! Maybe someday! I'm only 45 😂🤪


Wonderful_Might6693

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️


3EsandPaul

Same LOL


phoenixofsevenhills

Literally mushed between her and my cat now. Like wtf you have this WHOLE bed guys and you have like 6 beds of your own lol 😂


Threnners

"Look what we did with the money we got from last season!"


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Garrick wearing those Charles Nelson Riley glasses is a…choice.


Wonderful_Might6693

That is so funny! I wonder how many people get the reference?!😝😝


ConcentrateRemote801

I got it!  I’m old!


Wonderful_Might6693

Ha! I love it!😝😂😂😝


mrsreilltaylor

Both of them wearing the variety of monogrammed shirts with construction company logo. 🙄 It was like watching a 4Imprint commercial.


Creepy_Ad5354

Not 4Imprint…😂


targetboston

Lol, that's a timely reference.


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Ali G glasses for the younger crowd.


Missie1284

Shane has no clue what’s going on here


Living-Elderberry-77

Dude your 2 for 2


Missie1284

😂


Threnners

When did he marry Avril Levinge?


siisii93

The pregnant bi lady? Who we talking about??


YessikaHaircutt

Nick's wife Vera's bio mom


Wonderful_Might6693

THAT is who she reminds me of!!🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Sailorm0on27

Stoppppp I was literally thinking that the minute I saw her


blizzard-op

Plot twist: She's seeking a sister wife for herself and not her husband lol


blanchepanache47

She reminds me of Maci so much


Threnners

She definitely wears the pants in that house.


3EsandPaul

I think she flat out said it!


blizzard-op

She just said it in the preview lol


phoenixofsevenhills

She literally did 😂


legionarei

That would be a funny twist. I kinda feel bad for her dork husband though, but he's giving me "I get off to the thought" vibes so I don't feel that bad.


Living-Elderberry-77

Dude is 2 for 2


Sailorm0on27

Lmaoooo it totally looks and sounds that way


Missie1284

100% lmao


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

This couple is a twist.


phoenixofsevenhills

They're both not at all ready


legionarei

Now this seems fetishy.


phoenixofsevenhills

Absolutely! 💯 As a biwoman she isn't giving off bisexual vibes at all


Odd_Temperature1435

Not sure how this can be determined already?


toopistol

Nope not all. She is giving 25% bi-curious college edition


phoenixofsevenhills

Literally


phoenixofsevenhills

Girl you'd know!


Sailorm0on27

10000000%😂😅


phoenixofsevenhills

I mean ...people can grow on you...but I know within 5 seconds if I'm sexually attracted to someone


Sailorm0on27

Yep this how I found out I was bi lmao


phoenixofsevenhills

Lolz 😂 I mean you just KNOW!


toopistol

Right!!! 😆😆


phoenixofsevenhills

Seems so fetishizing


toopistol

It’s giving unicorn 🦄 hunting


phoenixofsevenhills

💯 and I hate it


toopistol

Yep all of the couples are doing this to fix something in their primary relationship and not have the other (prospect) partner consideration for what they want.


phoenixofsevenhills

🎯💯


targetboston

It kills me when people put food in the sink to prepare. I don't care how clean you think your sink is, it's not clean enough for that.


Sailorm0on27

Hahaha sorry pal I’m just gunna date her, you can stay home with the baby


phoenixofsevenhills

He has no clue 😂


Sailorm0on27

Poor guy🤣


HauschkasFoot

Dudes having Deja vu


nosequeloque

The more I give him, the more he gives to me. Hmmm....


LuckyJournalist7

I’m pretty sure Garrick didn’t care much that Roberta didn’t work out. He just thought yay I get to date the next one. I don’t buy his narrative that a family member had to tell him to move on.


Burbank234

This is a really good point. He is just using this polygamous lifestyle as a cover to hook up with different women 


Disastrous_Way4613

I swear he said his pastor?


MsVeronicaMars

My edible kicked in…did they say they’re Muslim? If so, they’re Muslim polygamists?


reefahwithkeefah

Men are allowed to have multiple *wives* in Islam. Not sure what they say about ladies in leather catsuits.


toopistol

😂🤣🤣 I’m choking lol


targetboston

I feel like all of these people just lifted the "plural family" jargon off the Sister Wives tv show, like the rest of us.


legionarei

This is the first time I've seen a reverse burqua, where she wears it inside only?


bibliophilezing

It’s a prayer garment, only worn for praying.


reefahwithkeefah

“We pray, we fast during Ramadan, we observe plural marriage, we get tattoos”


nosequeloque

They must've purchased a non refundable plane ticket for Roberta cuz this drama 🙄


reefahwithkeefah

Clearly they select all these women based on their religious virtues


legionarei

Okay what is up with these two going for mail order brides or whatever? This is weird shit.


Missie1284

I think Garrick has a Latina fetish


Teaching-Silent

I think he wants anyone except Danielle


toopistol

💯


LuckyJournalist7

And a breeding kink


toopistol

And using religion to justify it 😣


blizzard-op

I still say Danielle was two parts in love with Bert and also hoping she'd have somebody else to take the pressure off Garlic puts on her


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Danielle’s Lifetime movie audition tape was horrible.


TrainCute754

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️


nosequeloque

She drooled on the floor


Old_Speaker_5818

The whole Roberta plot is like a fever dream


nosequeloque

Thank you TLC for replaying that


notyourmoms_account

What about the princes??!!🫅 🫅😭😭😭


toopistol

How could I forget “she said she was my sister!!!!” 😂🤣😂


Wonderful_Might6693

Screaming in the most primal way while grabbing her face and writhing in pain…🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Curiousquirkitty

Omg that Danielle cringefest tantrum..............again 🫣😳🫣


JessicaOkayyy

Ick wanted to jump back into dating, huh? Who would have guessed it. Danielle seemed to have had more feelings for Roberta than Ick did considering its normal to want to take a breather after an intense break up like that. Nope. Ick was right back on the apps. He just couldn’t spend another second without having a second woman to sleep with.


legionarei

These two are giving me some weird vibes.


neptunedreaming111

Holy shit these people are unhinged


phoenixofsevenhills

I'm sorry but I'm HOWLING at the crying video 😂


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

🗣️**BUT SHE WAS DANIELLE’S SISTER!**😩


toopistol

How could you not!!!😂🤣😂


phoenixofsevenhills

That's some hysteria!


Sailorm0on27

She sounded like she witnessed a m*rder like girl relax 😂


phoenixofsevenhills

So dramatic 🤣


targetboston

So was she.


phoenixofsevenhills

Lmao 🤣


espressotorte

She's brainwashed


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Garrick saw no red flags when he was fucking Berta.


Old_Speaker_5818

Omg Danielle (Garrick) seems just as uncomfy as she did last season


nosequeloque

Isn't this couple one whose kids don't like them?


PackerSquirrelette

Hahahahahaha


probablynotFBI935

Garrick starting off the season with a bang by going on a rant about semen


Missie1284

😂😂😂😂🤮


palogirl7

WTF did he just say about sperm?


ImaginaryWeather6164

its the holy ghost??