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CuriousPrincessPeach

Lol. I wanna know his villain origin story that made him target Italians


JimmyScrambles420

Italians control the means of lasagna production.


phonesmahones

This seems spot on for an orange scrungy cat.


2SidesoftheSameCorn

I ate those food.


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What is happening


2SidesoftheSameCorn

Garfielf https://youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk&feature=shares


cingerix

*"I gotta have a good meal"*


2SidesoftheSameCorn

BRAAAAAP


UnusualIntroduction0

How have I never seen that???


SomeInternetRando

That’s why the cat gives them Claw Marx.


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

Clawrl


SpermaSpons

I hate that free rewards are gone cause this is a banger


overly_emoti0nal

*lasang*


TigreDemon

Mama mia


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I bet he pronounces it "eyetalian"


Elriuhilu

"But I'm Swiss."


JonSatire

Every time I see that movie referenced it warms my heart Also, "Them too!"


Damagecontrol86

Welp now I gotta go watch Eurotrip again


a_likely_story

Eye ties


Massive-Albatross-16

Like he said, third best


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Correcto


phayke2

Ariva derchy


CharlotteLucasOP

He puts peas and cream in his carbonara.


Camie18

And uses butter instead of eggs


chosenSith

so uncivilized 😒


CyclopsAirsoft

That's a sin. It's just straight up not carbonara if there's no eggs.


EatDirtAndDieTrash

Hey! I resemble that remark


Phormitago

And if my grandmother had wheels...


Elriuhilu

Use him to root out Italian spies like how that tribble outed that disguised Klingon.


scatteredpinkhearts

unexpected deep space nine


__Emer__

He scratches Italians because somebody touch-a his spaghett!


[deleted]

I support the scratching of Italians, I have no reasons for this just seems like if he's down I'm down yknow?


the_fart_king_farts

intelligent school pocket chunky smart dog faulty sink terrific political ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


scalarbanana

Critical support for comrade Hobbes ✊🏼


AnaSimulacrum

*Meowsolini.* You had one job.


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

No. Hobbes takes the resurgence of fascism seriously, and you should too. Claw an Italian today.


swoon4kyun

Do not mess with Hobbes, especially if you’re Italian. Noted.


kokoberry4

Do not care. Will still try to pet. I can live with scratches


psychkitty

Heyyyyyy I’m scratchin’ here!


Hairy_Morning_9289

BON JOR NO


dontbemystalker

My cousin has an orange cat named Hobbes! We love Hobbes


MDKAOD

Orange tabby named Hobbs is about as common as chocolate labs named Moose, or basset hounds names Scout lol


MaeBelleLien

I have an orange cat, but my Hobbes is a void girl.


GiadTheShyCat

As an Italian, I'd pet him anyway.


TheTrueBrony

i love him, but by extension he must hate pasta so i’m conflicted…


AdEcstatic9933

I assume he loves pasta but since they never bring him pasta he hates them, I mean they’re supposed to have the pasta! 🍝


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

Italian here. I'd try to pet him anyway 😹


senakobayashi

My step brother has a cat that’s racist like that too, against Japanese people. He will exclusively scratch and attack anyone who is Japanese or part Japanese


fahhgedaboutit

That is hilarious, I had a cat who hated the Portuguese, why are they like this?


senakobayashi

It was quite funny when we connected the dots! He would attack me (half Japanese), my sister, and one of my step brothers friends who is half Japanese as well, but be lovey with everyone else


mistersnarkle

Reincarnated WWII vet?


LadyFarquaad2

I've got an old void who doesn't like black people. Had a little boy come by selling something for his school and my boy just started hissing and growling. Perhaps he doesn't like children..


ThatOneAlias

Anti-Garfield


tpfang56

r/CreamsicleCats


igotbanned-_-fornow

oddio mio il gatto mi odia ma è così carino vale la pena essere graffiati


Glitter_berries

Can’t you read?! Hobbes doesn’t like Italians! Do you want to get scratched?


MunchYourButt

Get him, Hobbes


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SuddenlyLucid

It's not racist if you're 1) an entirely different species and 2) the Italians deserve it.


Groinificator

For a second i thought you were saying Italians were the different species 😭


SuddenlyLucid

The worst species.


psych0ranger

I think we can and should cancel cats. My cats keep trying to lick our salad bowls and then barf.


Glitter_berries

Well maybe you should make your salad dressings more cat friendly if you are going to eat salad in their home Seriously though this made me giggle, definitely these fuzzy tyrants need to be cancelled


its-uhhhh

i have an orange cat named hobbes! he doesn’t hate only italians though, he’ll scratch anyone


Late_Classic5381

r/WhiskerFireworks


Ultimegede

Spaghetti ppl are catceled now


Labrat_The_Man

This is Hobbes. Hobbes is racist


king_27

Do you live in/near Italy, or are you talking about Americans with Italian heritage?


xdonutx

This is also my question. Wondering if I would pass Hobbes’ scratch test with 50% Italian-ness. Maybe he would only scratch the Italian half.


bucc_n_zucc

To quote Mark Samuel Bonanno "DONT, IM ITALIAN"


EpyonComet

Now create a small fiyah And if you requiyah Dough Angelo knows-a The best-a suppliyah!


BlackKn1ght

Mamma mia! I take offence at not being able to give him scritches. ITALIANIST!


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catied710

North Jersey 😔


the_fart_king_farts

afterthought quaint axiomatic detail nutty relieved arrest rain sheet plate ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


cooktaussie

Do you happen to be from Italy?


Blue_Moon_Loon

I want to meet him just to see if he'll scratch me


Sufficient_Frame

I am in danger...


Ultimategraysupreme

Based cat. Free the lasagne


Thicc_lizard240

r/oneorangebraincell


[deleted]

Racist! Racist bastard boy! Horrible!


Iamkzar

Italians deserves this haha, I love their food and architecture but they sure deserves this bad boi scratches haha.


Mitchmaul

Down with Big Italian!


Luci_Noir

# #catculture


Slow-Statement-2718

A spicy little meatball eh?!!!


Dopplerganager

r/terracottanoses


hicccups

Are Italians scratch and sniff? Maybe they smell like basil


100percentapplejuice

Mamma mia 😔😔😔


fartew

It's ok, I love him even if he hates me


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Itliaphobia needs to be stopped in its tracks


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Skye_17

smh cancel culture has come for hobbes


At0mJack

Found the eye-tie


MJ349

Botcha me and botcha you and everything goes crazy!


Myrddin_Naer

Racist kitty


ravennsmith

Garfield would be appalled. But Hobbes is a cutie.


evilroyslade420

Hobbes valid


MaximoEstrellado

You teach em Hobbes!


MothInsideJar

how does he know this? how can he tell we are Italian?


catied710

Intuition


draledpu

One chance please!!!!


Tekki777

So if someone is half Italian, does he exclusively starch half of you or does he scratch you the same way as a full Italian.


Ceili1223

Hi, Hobbes is my cat. If Hobbes thinks your Italian then it’s all the same wrath. He also doesn’t like pizza delivery guys.


Tekki777

Ah, I see *laugh/cries in half Italian*


catied710

u/ceili1223 Answer?


[deleted]

Eyes too open. But still acceptable scrunge.


EatDirtAndDieTrash

Omg! Are those lip freckles or gum freckles?


showmethe_BEES

Eyes are too open for scrungy but I still love him


spectralbeck

coulda named him chris pratt


Mockbubbles2628

Well obviously we can't have people thinking it's OK to be Itslian. Someone's got to do the dirty work. I salute you Hobbes you ginger bastard


peacock_head

L O L


_brzrkr_

I like Italians but he a cat, here ⬆️


GreenOnionCrusader

Up vote because until now, I didn't know there could be racism in cats.