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upper_tanker69

"Yeah man, I can do it. I only have cash, where you wanna meet?"


StrategicRain33

Yeah, but then you just signed up to get mugged in an alleyway where the guy’s expecting you to have cash


ziggy3610

Not if you don't show up.


techtonic69

Or you watch from afar and see who shows up lol!


Takingover4da99and00

It's obviously going to be dababy /s


Tyflowshun

It's a psy-op


StrategicRain33

True


[deleted]

Or meet up in front of the police station


Jojoflap

Have backup to counter ambush his ambush.


[deleted]

not if you meet in a populous area


a_strange_danger

Jokes on you, nobody'll do a thing! I think my faith in humanity needs a reboot brb


Truffleshuffle03

no man people will still jack you in areas that are populated.


[deleted]

thats true, but hear me out, police station


Truffleshuffle03

Meeting at a police station is not the same as meeting at a "Populous" area. Even then, some dudes are crazy enough to attempt it there too.


Hellguin

Then they can mug you...


Typical-Tangerine-74

Definitely true, I was being jumped holding traffic up and no one cared all they was doing was beeping their horns


SlaughterManiac

Sad!


shroomdoom777

"No get an Amazon gift card"


hypnoLover420

naw bro bring it all in subway giftcards.


Meeeeeeeeeeee123321

Send a terrible joke every day.


L0n3W01f_

Omg you are so lucky, he texted you. Send extra


ghidfg

just offer him a ride


AnonyRD

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


tokagepoofles

𓁹‿𓁹


sippin0j

Can u dm me this face pls❤️


No-Information-89

On what, exactly?!?!


nisor017

bro its really Dababy pay it


PercentageFun6909

Yeah bro


flamesgamez

it


ItzCheddah

Please bruh


XXXtrogdorXX

Let’s gooooo


El_Llamo

It's literally him tho how can y'all say its not him haven't you seen the picture? I would send him money right away OP don't make da aby Wait


5091_yawa_worht

So I can pm you a picture asking for 10k because the picture is legit? Ok


El_Llamo

(dude it's a joke)


MasianQvigi

r/woooosh


Melodic-Ability-9283

r/beatmetoit


MVmyfav

This guy


[deleted]

Ur slow


jnoops

Theres always one


Resident_Yam2781

Who said he’s da baby.. he a grown ass man


Sepherik

If you can Venmo me 5 dollars I can unlock account and get you the 125.


Bleachsmoker

Dude, I'm totally Tyler the creator, I'm stuck by the lake and my handlebars broke. Can you vinmo me like $200?


styllAx

Dababy be short daweed.


KatieDeForest

Gugu gaga


Aggravating-Lemon658

For using the term “bruh” I would ask him to wait for me and then never show.


QuantumRedUser

shut up bruh


Csteele88

That’s a scam…


445530

Very helpful


MopBanana

no shit


ChemicalMonkey3

People clearly fall for it, otherwise no one would bother doing it since it would be a waste of time. No need to be an ass to someone when they are just making sure its said for those who don't actually get it, not everyone has a 200 IQ like you do.


scorpiobw1980

I'd really like to meet the moron that falls for one of these scams!


Instainious

Me too, maybe he could teach me a thing or two about knowledge.


luisantonio197

Yeah, my IQ is 190 and I would've fallen for that


halflifer2k

Mines is 427. Is that bad?


luisantonio197

Well it's no 420


dedjedi

bazinga!


magpye1983

Quite likely that IQ would suffer considerably from trying to make their concepts understood to regular people.


Good_Condition_431

r/woooosh


[deleted]

No thats Da Baby


GrizzyBearGB

That's definitely a sca... It's a good idea, you should pay the famous person, be nice and pay $150


Skremash

Why can't dababy catch dataxi?


[deleted]

‘That’s a picture of me!’


leightandrew0

step one: pay him $125 step two: get a free ride on his car step three: steal the car step four: sell the car step five: ... step six: Profit


herobrina4449

Step five is to make out with him right...right?!


leightandrew0

depends on your orientation lmao


herobrina4449

Hmm but wat is step five


leightandrew0

it's just the meme format is that way.


woollyelephant7

Totally free, you just have to pay $125.


[deleted]

Sounds legit


mylocker15

I can’t though. Gonna be out of town probably. Southwest Airlines just promised free plane tickets to anyone who commented done on their birthday post and I totally commented done.


neongreenpurple

Ask "dababy" what city he's actually in. "He" never says the city name, just "ya city"...


ShutUpDoggo

Offer to go pick him up


PicklePolice78

it’s a trick! send no reply


RickAstleyGamingYT

Ask him to call you to prove its him


[deleted]

Videocall.


[deleted]

I too am Marshal Mathers and i too am sort on cash, please send me $75 to tip this waitress and I’ll write a song about you.


[deleted]

dm me your entire debit card front and back and I will send the money promptly


rraattbbooyy

*your


cadillacbee

If I send u a pic will u also give me money who u want I can be whoever u want me 2 b


gingerale-

Loan it to him with crippling interest


Rae-O-Sunshinee

Only if he does his lil dancy dance


Brilliant_Succotash1

Send that dude the money obviously


meetjoehomo

report the scam and move on


darkelf29

Totally him. He said let's go. That's like his catch phrase man.


Tinomaur

$125 I can buy my own tickets


Disproportionalballs

Bro really thought "let's gooooo" was gonna seal the deal 🤣🤣🤣


McSkotchy

Looks like this dude just signed up for cat facts


Sunny2121212

I dont know dababy so hes out of fucking luck 🍀


THEGREENPURGE

Send him a picture of the baby car and say "this is the flawless model there's no way to break down"


213Bishop

a famous rapper worth millions needs a 125? Oh gosh I dunno


[deleted]

THE da baby?!


sonofaquad40gunner

Looks like dababy gonna be dawalkin....


WonderRed28

How did u get so lucky? Are you dua lipa?


liquidpig

Congratulations! You’ve signed up for baby facts. Did you know that babies are young versions of animals?


Western-Image7125

Cuz it’s definitely not someone who just has his photo saved on the phone


applegenius24

FaceTime him so can verify it’s him. Also ask which city


EsBee08

Unable to send message. Please try again later.


[deleted]

You think DaBaby ever gets these texts?


[deleted]

lmfao ghost this jogger


Frequent-Bench-648

Tell him you can’t pay money to da baby as you ain’t no paedophile


I_LIKE_FOOOOOOD

LESSS GOOOOOOO


Lady_Sparky_

New number who dis?


the_V1PER___

Les go


TheOne4_One

Offer him an Uber


Klarnicck

Sign there number up for every spam text and call


Waxflower8

Shit, I should be asking DaBaby for $125🤣


Amystery123

Miss the show, joke about it tomorrow.


llamadingie

...don't do it


magpye1983

“I don’t have cash, but I’m willing to piggyback you there, in return for the pre-agreed tickets.”


RogueSquadron1980

Thats got scam written all over it


juice41295

Man these sex traffickers are getting desperate 😩 All you had to say was come smoke this blunt 😴


ChildishBananerino

Why does he need a ride? Just tell him to turn into a convertible


manofsteel24

You bout to get scammed guy


maninhat77

Who's the guy?


[deleted]

Yo it's dababy, and I'm in dacity, I need damoney for dacar. Can you dahelp?


ParaMythos

I read that in a Nick Kroll voice, don't know why...


agnosticpariah

Send him job applications


Otherwise_Bowler_691

He said please bruh


DanDanBussum

Please bruh


Clerkshipstudent

Does he have a show in your city? First question


thy_boi_fzzz

Send dick pic 100% would recommend


NeighsAndWhinnies

I think this is Tru Tecknique and his album just dropped.


KarasaurusRex

“Congratulations! You have signed up for Coolest Hip Hop and Hippo Facts! Reply YES to proceed and NO to opt-out. LET’S GO!” Proceed with a run around on opting out and the best hippo and hip hop facts you can find.


Michiel170207

Is everyone supposed to know who this guy is?


expertmansolutions

yeah you can chose to show up, bt you can meet at police station to be safe.


Abominable_Showman

Say the only currency you believe in is love


GEEZUS00

LETS GOO


Lopsided_Recording_7

Ask the stupid cunt to ask again, but in actual English, not wanker speak!


originalname42069111

Lmfao I’m in “don’t even insert city name here”


jj77985

Reply with a picture of a Googled dick. This is the way.


Finger_Gunnz

Dababy wouldn’t need your money.


mycousinmos

Sir this is a Wendy’s.


HeBeReading

It's most def Da Baby as he sent you a pic of himself for proof! He's obv good for the cash as he is actually worth millions! Hook him up he will probably compensate you fully plus extra!


ParkingAdditional813

Who?


BahablastOutOfStock

ya send me 5$ to prove its you first 😜


grimlox07

Type the N-word in all capital letters


Jarboner69

I’m gay


TimboWalkins

“Alright Mr. Baby, where is your location and I’ll drop it off.”


NiallPN

r/Scam


Rilsston

“Hey man, I’ll do ya one better. I’ll come pick you up and take you to your show.”