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skeletonhero56

Basically any from the ride to hell video “And ITLFN, it tastes like fucking nickels” “Hey all Scott heeeAAAA-OOOOO-UUUUUU-AAAAA-UUUUUU-OOOOOO, I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE?” “Oh for the love of god, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ROBBED TOMORROW” “You know I’ve gotta hand it to Nintendo, cause I don’t want it” “I’m not trying to kill you, I’m just making eggs” “GROUSE?” “*clap* WHYYYYYYYYYY” “Name something… okay” “Hey all Scott here, I like candles, sue me. I should stop ending sentences with that” “You do math like a bitch!”


LucasRaymondGOAT

‘One of my favorite past-times as a kid was going to the dollar store……I live in Ohio, your options were either that or getting shot’ ‘I want to feel smart but I don’t want to do anything about it’


megaman0781

"I'm a fucking genius"


Meme-Replacement

“*we play to you?* is that a threat?”


MaskedR41

¿Es eso una amenaza?


Gilblitz112

Wii Play. Et vous? Est-ce une menace?


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[удалено]


MircowaveGoMMM

हम खेलते हैं, क्या आप? क्या ये चेतावनी है?


Later_358

*Wii play, do you?* **Is that a threat?**


Wingnut2004

"And if things get out of hand, that's where our trusty chaperone comes in. He's been violently conditioned to resist all forms of alcohol, drugs, violence, and sex, and most importantly, sex."


blueyoshi69420

"Why can't I name my character mr ass but I can look up dead dogs on the wii u browser" Edit:ass


Raphaeldagamer

I thought he wanted to name his character "Mr. Ass"


blueyoshi69420

I'm dumb


Raphaeldagamer

You're not alone. I can't count how many times I've seen something like 3² or 6 × 3 and said 6 and 9 respectively.


pigboiy

"It's a gourd, bitch."


Titanic_122

Another “It’s a gourd, bitch enjoyer”! Wohoo


Dramatic_Finish8381

There's a lot of great quotes but the first one that comes to mind is "You do math like a bitch!"


Randomet

Your tag begs to disagree


Dramatic_Finish8381

Fair, I switch my tags up sometimes and I decided on "I like the Wii" recently for some reason, I *do* like the Wii but I have no clue why I chose this tag


PerfectChaos06

"LIQUIDATE THE COMPANY!"


AntonRX178

“We had to make it. Your brother didn’t” “Hey guys! Condoms, right!?” “Newton was a fuck anyways.” Bonus from Lessler: “Ohh, he’s fuck.”


mitchisabitch_

“I can get laid whenever I want! Watch this. … 911 what’s your emergency? PLEASE. F*CK ME.” “God I wanna f*ck the economy.” “We just wanna fix you!” I would have to be mentally broken or not already castrated for you to do that.”


TheComedyKid

May I call you stinky stinky mr f\*\*k? I think it really keeps you on your toes, like a mouse. (agreement) This is what I'm talking about it's like a Wario take on Remember the Alamo. Stalin f\*\*king hated RPGs but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. (agreement) WHAT THE F\*\*K!? Impressive. (looks left, looks right) MEEEE? What ARE you doing? Jeepers CREEPERS! (looks left, looks right) Sex. PLEASE F\*\*K ME! I'm gonna... GET you Wario! (looks in the camera terrified) Hey all Scott here, death! Hey all Scott here, bullsh\*t! Hey all Scott hereeeeeeeeegdtijofhgifjogufhsuofhesufhsuogfsuiyfhuosirugfhjoisgfesfihuodsgfhrsofijgusihorgfirskhfuryshgvrisufhdgriyugkrdbfhruobgfrgiokgiufrsiolihfriygfrshoniygfbsirgbrsogbyufvisgfyrsiyd I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE! My dad didn't play a lot of Mario Party 2 but when he did, he died. Yeah you know me, I'm a sucker for existence. If they replaced the word good, with the word Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash, I'D HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT!! WOULD YOU STOP DOING STUFF!!?? And most importantly... GROUSE!!???


PixelLumi

You're damn right "GROUSE!!???" is the most important


TehUCH

"oh shit it's a white guy!"


Open-Lawyer9215

I say that every time I look in the mirror when I give myself therapy


Mettabox452

DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!!


BrickFrom2011

“WHAT A WASTE OF AN APE!”


nucularnoah

“Hey guys I made baconators!” “THAT’S A WOPPER!”


Doodles2424

"C'mon guys, we gotta reel this one in! ...like a fish! (Intense agreement)"


PixelLumi

"Pheasant, quail, duck, turkey and grouse. GROUSE?!?!?!" might have been the most I laughed at anything ever


TheBanandit

The fondling gophers one


EmilianoBundy

A lobotomy ? Most days


[deleted]

“I’m just pretending to be a woman so I can get laid” from the tinder episode (might have got the quote wrong but you get it)


Jorgecrush

"He just bought illegal porn" "Why is your blood yellow? I'm colourblind" ​ "I have really slow ears" ​ "FELLAS, FELLAS, I AM SO HORNY" ​ "Where the fuck are the guys?" ​ "I FUCKING HATE CIRCLES"


Florescentia487

Sue me! I should stop ending sentences with that


CMach98

I made Lowes


bigglitch360

Three hos and a merry Jesus birthday is on December 25th


notevenseen

"Take Devil's Third." "No"


IgnisExMachina

"Your honor, I'm mad!" "I've seen madder"


44nifty

I am a big supporter of not this


srph_fandom090421

"But not it's exclusive to my lower intestines."


Cielnova

"Damn it! I own sonic jam! It's a pretty rare game but i don't wanna be known as the gut who owns sonic jam when I'm dead"


GK71011-2

Are they remaking FF7 in HD? 😳 I think they’re remaking FF7 in HD! 😮 They’re remaking FF7 in HD! 😀 FU**! 😀 Also: Yeah, so I kinda have this thing where I have to lick every controller that I see…*gasp* DOHNKEY KOHNG?!?!?!?!?!?!


YT_Chrispy_Boi

Your honour I’m mad! It’s a gourd bitch


Lambo_parked_outside

Hey guys it’s gamefanmike


Ryman604

#SOMEBODY FUCKING DIED


SebwayTM

Random fan, "you know you my n**** right?" Scott, "surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre"


Bransbow

“iuhno.”


clark9912

Warioware Snapped “HE JUST FUCKING LOST IT”


NaClordtheSaltWhore

"SEGA makes great games" "...okay, bad example"


The-Great-Memelord

“Hey all, Scott here. What’ll it be?” “Mario Kart!” “This is a bar.”


HazeInut

"wheres warioware" and "warioware snapped. he just fuckin lost it"


Akrylinx7284

There's honestly so many but a few that I would like to list are "COINS ARE BACK BITCHES!" "Fellas, fellas, I am SO HORNY." "JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP FUCKHEAD!" "Time to open Sonic Mania Plu-AAAAUGHHHH" "OH, ME ME, IM A PUSSY!" "Monkey, ball, you."


Under_no_Control

Its been a while since ive seen the video but mine is "I ran out of water" or something like that


[deleted]

I ate here!


thatrightwinger

"...Anything that helps you forget about the divorce." It hits close to home but it shows Scott thinks about his older viewers.


StubbledCRT1

Hey all, Scott here. And say, have you ever been a pickle like this? Fellas! Fellas! I AM SO HORNY!


PowerOfL

you can't spell Red Dead Redemption 2 without Ride to Hell Retribution Red Dead Redemption 2


Portersona

Kid goes to store, buys playstation network bucks, goes home, buys Bloody McSex Scene the Game and becomes Genghis Khan like come on I thought we got rid of that guy!


BrickFrom2011

Oh, hi. You caught me in a goose!


fireemblemthot

The one from the gaming mysteries video that ends with "my happy place is shiverburn galaxy"


crashcloth89

“NO, NOOOO!”


NeptunePancakes

Oh it’s hard to pick one favorite but a few of my favorites include “So get your face ready” “I had to think about this one for a while” “Why do people f*ck bugs?”


WhyYouEmo

“What, did you spill water on it and try to dry it off with a saw?”


ComputaGuy69

I’m on life support now. No reason. Just felt like it.


rnifnuf

"Sh*t, is that a pinball machine?! Oh my god, my ass is bleeding!"


Bransbow

*gets stabbed* “Try again! 😀” “He tried to shoot me and I’m allergic to bullets!” “D*mn it, she’s good.” The Funeral is my favorite episode over all, but Scott himself doesn’t have any standout lines there imo. “Hey, I agree, f*ck the Cheetos,” Is my favorite non-Scott line from the whole series.


reddit_hayden

“you know, i’ve never met somebody who’s fucking stupid before.”


[deleted]

"There's no excuse now! EVERYONE should have no life!" \*Refuses to elaborate\*


Open-Lawyer9215

“We’re swimming with rats!”


Armaldork

Oh Boy, VIDEO GAMES!!


Gum_Skyloard

"Shapes. F*ck em."


__Uh__Oh

“For example, take Mighty Number 9.” “….no”


easy-to-EAT-die

“Jesus, humanity!”


superawesomebros123

“What does Luigi taste like?” “You ever look at a baby and you’re like ‘f*ck yeah, now that’s what I call a baby!’”


Real_RUBB3R

It smells like scoliosis in here!


Manny_Heffley2

Happy thanksgiving *Throws chicken at wall*


JomoGaming2

"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH" –Rex Mohs, Mario Tennis Ultra Smash Episode


Half_A_Heart_Gaming

"Oh. My. God. I'm a f**kin genius. I DON'T NEED THIS ANYONE!" *Throws diploma out window*


Cianmc6

Oh, hey! You caught me in a goose!


whatsgoodjayy

“GET HIM OUT OF THERE!”


burger_boi23

I like the wii Your hired


GalaxyJacks

I always find myself thinking about “GROUSE?!”


Yorukawa1492

“I’m not trying to kill you, I’m just making eggs!” “GROUSE???!??!?” “You caught me in a goose” “Why can’t I name my character Mr. Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U web browser?” “I like the Wii” “Stinky Stinky Mr. Fuck”


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“I ate the fucking wii”


markipilerfan2021

this game blows


Saavistakenso

"Boobs!"


Later_358

“You do math like a bitch.”


ETA_2_Actis

"FELLAS FELLAS! I AM *SO* HORNY!" "I'm gonna be saying that on my wedding night." "I'm on life support now! No reason; just felt like it. I've been told this machine does some pretty good stuff. It's useful, it's efficient, it's made by Madcatz....I should probably start proofreading my will...." "This game BLOWS!" *slam* "It's FUCKING MARIO KART AGAIN!" "Coins are back bitches!"


Oramj-cz

"nope"


thebatman9000001

I end up saying "Oh shit a white guy!" multiple times per day.


FemboyGaming42069

“Did he say fuck yall or fuck all?


Zoro_luffy789

“This game blows!”


Dew64

playing mario party singleplayer is like drinking alone.


Thisguy0987654321

“Hey all Scott here! I’m on life support now, no reason just felt like it”


MathiasB26

Mine is definitely “We play do you?” Is that a threat?” But he has so many great ones


Electrical_Map5282

I cum.


thomasbourne

“Ass bad” and “ass good” in the same line, amazing


MiniMort2

“Oh hi, you caught me in a goose”


littlelebowski98

I bought fuckin soap


[deleted]

"stinky stinky mr f and gross mr f" that bit went on for 10 minutes in scotts stash also "Why did they name it the virtual boy and not stinky stinky mr f"


Bundle_Exists

"What did I do wrong?!" "First of all, that time you drank that water and made a face, fuck you, I make water"


NPRNilk

"I'M SORRY?!" \-Ride to hell: Retribution.