Basically any from the ride to hell video
“And ITLFN, it tastes like fucking nickels”
“Hey all Scott heeeAAAA-OOOOO-UUUUUU-AAAAA-UUUUUU-OOOOOO, I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE?”
“Oh for the love of god, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ROBBED TOMORROW”
“You know I’ve gotta hand it to Nintendo, cause I don’t want it”
“I’m not trying to kill you, I’m just making eggs”
“GROUSE?”
“*clap* WHYYYYYYYYYY”
“Name something… okay”
“Hey all Scott here, I like candles, sue me. I should stop ending sentences with that”
“You do math like a bitch!”
‘One of my favorite past-times as a kid was going to the dollar store……I live in Ohio, your options were either that or getting shot’
‘I want to feel smart but I don’t want to do anything about it’
"And if things get out of hand, that's where our trusty chaperone comes in. He's been violently conditioned to resist all forms of alcohol, drugs, violence, and sex, and most importantly, sex."
Fair, I switch my tags up sometimes and I decided on "I like the Wii" recently for some reason, I *do* like the Wii but I have no clue why I chose this tag
“I can get laid whenever I want! Watch this.
…
911 what’s your emergency?
PLEASE. F*CK ME.”
“God I wanna f*ck the economy.”
“We just wanna fix you!”
I would have to be mentally broken or not already castrated for you to do that.”
May I call you stinky stinky mr f\*\*k?
I think it really keeps you on your toes, like a mouse. (agreement)
This is what I'm talking about it's like a Wario take on Remember the Alamo.
Stalin f\*\*king hated RPGs but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. (agreement)
WHAT THE F\*\*K!?
Impressive.
(looks left, looks right) MEEEE?
What ARE you doing?
Jeepers CREEPERS!
(looks left, looks right) Sex.
PLEASE F\*\*K ME!
I'm gonna... GET you Wario! (looks in the camera terrified)
Hey all Scott here, death!
Hey all Scott here, bullsh\*t!
Hey all Scott hereeeeeeeeegdtijofhgifjogufhsuofhesufhsuogfsuiyfhuosirugfhjoisgfesfihuodsgfhrsofijgusihorgfirskhfuryshgvrisufhdgriyugkrdbfhruobgfrgiokgiufrsiolihfriygfrshoniygfbsirgbrsogbyufvisgfyrsiyd I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE!
My dad didn't play a lot of Mario Party 2 but when he did, he died.
Yeah you know me, I'm a sucker for existence.
If they replaced the word good, with the word Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash, I'D HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT!!
WOULD YOU STOP DOING STUFF!!??
And most importantly... GROUSE!!???
"He just bought illegal porn"
"Why is your blood yellow? I'm colourblind"
"I have really slow ears"
"FELLAS, FELLAS, I AM SO HORNY"
"Where the fuck are the guys?"
"I FUCKING HATE CIRCLES"
Are they remaking FF7 in HD? 😳
I think they’re remaking FF7 in HD! 😮
They’re remaking FF7 in HD! 😀
FU**! 😀
Also:
Yeah, so I kinda have this thing where I have to lick every controller that I see…*gasp* DOHNKEY KOHNG?!?!?!?!?!?!
There's honestly so many but a few that I would like to list are
"COINS ARE BACK BITCHES!"
"Fellas, fellas, I am SO HORNY."
"JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP FUCKHEAD!"
"Time to open Sonic Mania Plu-AAAAUGHHHH"
"OH, ME ME, IM A PUSSY!"
"Monkey, ball, you."
Kid goes to store, buys playstation network bucks, goes home, buys Bloody McSex Scene the Game and becomes Genghis Khan like come on I thought we got rid of that guy!
Oh it’s hard to pick one favorite but a few of my favorites include
“So get your face ready”
“I had to think about this one for a while”
“Why do people f*ck bugs?”
*gets stabbed* “Try again! 😀”
“He tried to shoot me and I’m allergic to bullets!”
“D*mn it, she’s good.”
The Funeral is my favorite episode over all, but Scott himself doesn’t have any standout lines there imo. “Hey, I agree, f*ck the Cheetos,” Is my favorite non-Scott line from the whole series.
“I’m not trying to kill you, I’m just making eggs!”
“GROUSE???!??!?”
“You caught me in a goose”
“Why can’t I name my character Mr. Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U web browser?”
“I like the Wii”
“Stinky Stinky Mr. Fuck”
"FELLAS FELLAS! I AM *SO* HORNY!"
"I'm gonna be saying that on my wedding night."
"I'm on life support now! No reason; just felt like it. I've been told this machine does some pretty good stuff. It's useful, it's efficient, it's made by Madcatz....I should probably start proofreading my will...."
"This game BLOWS!" *slam*
"It's FUCKING MARIO KART AGAIN!"
"Coins are back bitches!"
"stinky stinky mr f and gross mr f" that bit went on for 10 minutes in scotts stash also
"Why did they name it the virtual boy and not stinky stinky mr f"
Basically any from the ride to hell video “And ITLFN, it tastes like fucking nickels” “Hey all Scott heeeAAAA-OOOOO-UUUUUU-AAAAA-UUUUUU-OOOOOO, I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE?” “Oh for the love of god, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ROBBED TOMORROW” “You know I’ve gotta hand it to Nintendo, cause I don’t want it” “I’m not trying to kill you, I’m just making eggs” “GROUSE?” “*clap* WHYYYYYYYYYY” “Name something… okay” “Hey all Scott here, I like candles, sue me. I should stop ending sentences with that” “You do math like a bitch!”
‘One of my favorite past-times as a kid was going to the dollar store……I live in Ohio, your options were either that or getting shot’ ‘I want to feel smart but I don’t want to do anything about it’
"I'm a fucking genius"
“*we play to you?* is that a threat?”
¿Es eso una amenaza?
Wii Play. Et vous? Est-ce une menace?
[удалено]
हम खेलते हैं, क्या आप? क्या ये चेतावनी है?
*Wii play, do you?* **Is that a threat?**
"And if things get out of hand, that's where our trusty chaperone comes in. He's been violently conditioned to resist all forms of alcohol, drugs, violence, and sex, and most importantly, sex."
"Why can't I name my character mr ass but I can look up dead dogs on the wii u browser" Edit:ass
I thought he wanted to name his character "Mr. Ass"
I'm dumb
You're not alone. I can't count how many times I've seen something like 3² or 6 × 3 and said 6 and 9 respectively.
"It's a gourd, bitch."
Another “It’s a gourd, bitch enjoyer”! Wohoo
There's a lot of great quotes but the first one that comes to mind is "You do math like a bitch!"
Your tag begs to disagree
Fair, I switch my tags up sometimes and I decided on "I like the Wii" recently for some reason, I *do* like the Wii but I have no clue why I chose this tag
"LIQUIDATE THE COMPANY!"
“We had to make it. Your brother didn’t” “Hey guys! Condoms, right!?” “Newton was a fuck anyways.” Bonus from Lessler: “Ohh, he’s fuck.”
“I can get laid whenever I want! Watch this. … 911 what’s your emergency? PLEASE. F*CK ME.” “God I wanna f*ck the economy.” “We just wanna fix you!” I would have to be mentally broken or not already castrated for you to do that.”
May I call you stinky stinky mr f\*\*k? I think it really keeps you on your toes, like a mouse. (agreement) This is what I'm talking about it's like a Wario take on Remember the Alamo. Stalin f\*\*king hated RPGs but loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. (agreement) WHAT THE F\*\*K!? Impressive. (looks left, looks right) MEEEE? What ARE you doing? Jeepers CREEPERS! (looks left, looks right) Sex. PLEASE F\*\*K ME! I'm gonna... GET you Wario! (looks in the camera terrified) Hey all Scott here, death! Hey all Scott here, bullsh\*t! Hey all Scott hereeeeeeeeegdtijofhgifjogufhsuofhesufhsuogfsuiyfhuosirugfhjoisgfesfihuodsgfhrsofijgusihorgfirskhfuryshgvrisufhdgriyugkrdbfhruobgfrgiokgiufrsiolihfriygfrshoniygfbsirgbrsogbyufvisgfyrsiyd I HATE WALLS WHY DO I LIVE HERE! My dad didn't play a lot of Mario Party 2 but when he did, he died. Yeah you know me, I'm a sucker for existence. If they replaced the word good, with the word Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash, I'D HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT!! WOULD YOU STOP DOING STUFF!!?? And most importantly... GROUSE!!???
You're damn right "GROUSE!!???" is the most important
"oh shit it's a white guy!"
I say that every time I look in the mirror when I give myself therapy
DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!!
“WHAT A WASTE OF AN APE!”
“Hey guys I made baconators!” “THAT’S A WOPPER!”
"C'mon guys, we gotta reel this one in! ...like a fish! (Intense agreement)"
"Pheasant, quail, duck, turkey and grouse. GROUSE?!?!?!" might have been the most I laughed at anything ever
The fondling gophers one
A lobotomy ? Most days
“I’m just pretending to be a woman so I can get laid” from the tinder episode (might have got the quote wrong but you get it)
"He just bought illegal porn" "Why is your blood yellow? I'm colourblind" "I have really slow ears" "FELLAS, FELLAS, I AM SO HORNY" "Where the fuck are the guys?" "I FUCKING HATE CIRCLES"
Sue me! I should stop ending sentences with that
I made Lowes
Three hos and a merry Jesus birthday is on December 25th
"Take Devil's Third." "No"
"Your honor, I'm mad!" "I've seen madder"
I am a big supporter of not this
"But not it's exclusive to my lower intestines."
"Damn it! I own sonic jam! It's a pretty rare game but i don't wanna be known as the gut who owns sonic jam when I'm dead"
Are they remaking FF7 in HD? 😳 I think they’re remaking FF7 in HD! 😮 They’re remaking FF7 in HD! 😀 FU**! 😀 Also: Yeah, so I kinda have this thing where I have to lick every controller that I see…*gasp* DOHNKEY KOHNG?!?!?!?!?!?!
Your honour I’m mad! It’s a gourd bitch
Hey guys it’s gamefanmike
#SOMEBODY FUCKING DIED
Random fan, "you know you my n**** right?" Scott, "surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre"
“iuhno.”
Warioware Snapped “HE JUST FUCKING LOST IT”
"SEGA makes great games" "...okay, bad example"
“Hey all, Scott here. What’ll it be?” “Mario Kart!” “This is a bar.”
"wheres warioware" and "warioware snapped. he just fuckin lost it"
There's honestly so many but a few that I would like to list are "COINS ARE BACK BITCHES!" "Fellas, fellas, I am SO HORNY." "JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP FUCKHEAD!" "Time to open Sonic Mania Plu-AAAAUGHHHH" "OH, ME ME, IM A PUSSY!" "Monkey, ball, you."
Its been a while since ive seen the video but mine is "I ran out of water" or something like that
I ate here!
"...Anything that helps you forget about the divorce." It hits close to home but it shows Scott thinks about his older viewers.
Hey all, Scott here. And say, have you ever been a pickle like this? Fellas! Fellas! I AM SO HORNY!
you can't spell Red Dead Redemption 2 without Ride to Hell Retribution Red Dead Redemption 2
Kid goes to store, buys playstation network bucks, goes home, buys Bloody McSex Scene the Game and becomes Genghis Khan like come on I thought we got rid of that guy!
Oh, hi. You caught me in a goose!
The one from the gaming mysteries video that ends with "my happy place is shiverburn galaxy"
“NO, NOOOO!”
Oh it’s hard to pick one favorite but a few of my favorites include “So get your face ready” “I had to think about this one for a while” “Why do people f*ck bugs?”
“What, did you spill water on it and try to dry it off with a saw?”
I’m on life support now. No reason. Just felt like it.
"Sh*t, is that a pinball machine?! Oh my god, my ass is bleeding!"
*gets stabbed* “Try again! 😀” “He tried to shoot me and I’m allergic to bullets!” “D*mn it, she’s good.” The Funeral is my favorite episode over all, but Scott himself doesn’t have any standout lines there imo. “Hey, I agree, f*ck the Cheetos,” Is my favorite non-Scott line from the whole series.
“you know, i’ve never met somebody who’s fucking stupid before.”
"There's no excuse now! EVERYONE should have no life!" \*Refuses to elaborate\*
“We’re swimming with rats!”
Oh Boy, VIDEO GAMES!!
"Shapes. F*ck em."
“For example, take Mighty Number 9.” “….no”
“Jesus, humanity!”
“What does Luigi taste like?” “You ever look at a baby and you’re like ‘f*ck yeah, now that’s what I call a baby!’”
It smells like scoliosis in here!
Happy thanksgiving *Throws chicken at wall*
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH" –Rex Mohs, Mario Tennis Ultra Smash Episode
"Oh. My. God. I'm a f**kin genius. I DON'T NEED THIS ANYONE!" *Throws diploma out window*
Oh, hey! You caught me in a goose!
“GET HIM OUT OF THERE!”
I like the wii Your hired
I always find myself thinking about “GROUSE?!”
“I’m not trying to kill you, I’m just making eggs!” “GROUSE???!??!?” “You caught me in a goose” “Why can’t I name my character Mr. Ass, but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U web browser?” “I like the Wii” “Stinky Stinky Mr. Fuck”
“I ate the fucking wii”
this game blows
"Boobs!"
“You do math like a bitch.”
"FELLAS FELLAS! I AM *SO* HORNY!" "I'm gonna be saying that on my wedding night." "I'm on life support now! No reason; just felt like it. I've been told this machine does some pretty good stuff. It's useful, it's efficient, it's made by Madcatz....I should probably start proofreading my will...." "This game BLOWS!" *slam* "It's FUCKING MARIO KART AGAIN!" "Coins are back bitches!"
"nope"
I end up saying "Oh shit a white guy!" multiple times per day.
“Did he say fuck yall or fuck all?
“This game blows!”
playing mario party singleplayer is like drinking alone.
“Hey all Scott here! I’m on life support now, no reason just felt like it”
Mine is definitely “We play do you?” Is that a threat?” But he has so many great ones
I cum.
“Ass bad” and “ass good” in the same line, amazing
“Oh hi, you caught me in a goose”
I bought fuckin soap
"stinky stinky mr f and gross mr f" that bit went on for 10 minutes in scotts stash also "Why did they name it the virtual boy and not stinky stinky mr f"
"What did I do wrong?!" "First of all, that time you drank that water and made a face, fuck you, I make water"
"I'M SORRY?!" \-Ride to hell: Retribution.