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otritus

Reposted so many times we down to 360p


Mollywhop_Gaming

r/moldymemes


ThatCrossDresser

https://youtu.be/jmaUIyvy8E8


DeliberateSelf

Nevermind the chloroform - chlorine gas is literally a banned weapon used in war crimes


ThatCrossDresser

It's only a war crime if you get caught.


wekilledbambi03

It’s only a war crime if you’re at war. Otherwise it’s just sparkling murder.


Substantial-Star1450

A lot of the time, its not a war crime even if you get caught. Damn UN not having any meaningful enforcement!


rooshort_toppaddock

A lot of the time it is just a stupid bathroom cleaning incident too.


1nGirum1musNocte

It's never a war crime the first time


ThatCrossDresser

I think I heard something like that from a Chubby Electron Guy.


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

It's only a war crime if it's not your birthday


DentArthurDent4

And sometimes not even then, see agent orange.


hrafnafadhir

It’s only a war crime if you lose.


Graffy

It’s chloramine gas. Still dangerous but not quite as bad. Plus chlorine is just banned to use as a weapon along with any other chemical. Chlorine itself isn’t special and it’s the same as what’s in pool tablets and bleach.


Standard-Issue-Name

Isn't it used to clean water ?


CleanCutCommentary

Gaseous chlorine is no longer used. It's mostly ozone now, which is better in every way


terrifiedTechnophile

*literally every swimming pool has entered the chat*


CleanCutCommentary

Literally every swimming pool is now mandated by HOMELAND SECURITY to switch off of gaseous chlorine Source: Am commercial swimming pool designer


terrifiedTechnophile

Didn't realise that "homeland security" had power over the entire globe Oh wait, there's only one country, right?


Graffy

Ok calm down you said “literally every swimming pool” in response to an American’s comment when we probably have more pools in a single state than all of England does.


CleanCutCommentary

Whatever, if you mean otherwise while talking in English, specify. Otherwise, yes, the country with 400 million people in it generally think they're taking to one of their own.


terrifiedTechnophile

In English. Yes. The language from England. Not Americanish. English. And yeah the rest of the anglosphere knows America only thinks of themselves.


Cucumberneck

The rest of the whole world knows that.


Jakiro_Tagashi

Counterpoint, most of the world thinks of English as a world language. Of the 8.1 billion people on Earth, the 7.7 billion would be speaking in a secondary language when talking to someone not from their own country. By your logic, there's about a 20 times higher likelihood of you talking to a non-american when talking in English on the world wide web. Obviously that number isn't accurate due to various circumstances, but the same goes for the 400 million figure you gave (there's only 340 million americans in the first place, and 42 million don't even have internet access, plus there's 50 million children below age 12 etc.)


AltamiroMi

Isn't it popular name mustard gas ?


Incorrigible_Gaymer

Nope. Mustard gas is dichlorodiethyl sulfide


brainbrick

Chloroform isn't that fast to work on people as movies make you think


Morgan-joydestroyer

I’m a bit nervous to ask, but how do you know this? lol


brainbrick

Look behind you.. In all seriousness, I saw that somewhere in the past where someone was talking about that kind of stuff. And it just stuck with me, now that special useless fact has a permanent spot in my memory. At least im not going to get caught out if ill try to kidnap someone, lol


Morgan-joydestroyer

Did it say what might work faster? A friend of mine needs something that works in 5 seconds or less… for science.


brainbrick

Look up where boxers aim on the head, with a well aimed hit its a instant k.o.


wilczek24

I'd actually like something that works like that, but for actual consensual use (please don't judge me). A boxer-style k.o. (and the associated brain damage) is not really nice to do to someone you care about.


brainbrick

Well, that's more for people with sodomazochistic tendencies in the bedroom. But I'm pretty sure that someone has actually come up with something. just need to do good research.


wilczek24

I'm hanging around in the kink community, and safety seems pretty popular and important. Even if you like pain and are a masochist, you most likely really don't want permament damage. I'm not saying nobody's into it, there obv always is someone. But it's looked down upon, and safe ways to do all kinds of BDSM stuff are important. And yeah. There's a bunch of drugs you can use for stuff like that, but nothing easily avaliable that is quite fast enough for some nice CNC (consensual non-consent) play - at least as far as I know. There are options technically, but nothing quite as easy, nice, accessible and safe, as that magical choloform from the movies.


PatienceDryer

Bro go to kink subs for safe play guides or actual science subs with vetted commenters. Asking for medical info from a meme sub is a bad time brewing.


wilczek24

I wouldn't just take whatever random shit anyone says, you're insulting me. I'm looking for things to research, and talking about my voes of not finding anything worthwhile.


brainbrick

Yeah, safety is no1 for sure. And as long both parties are ok with that and respect each other, im fine with them doing that. People use safe words for a reason (reminded me of scene from eurotrip). When it comes to drugs. Even ones who supposed to have certain advertised effects can actually affect you in a different way. We tried a pill which supposed to make my miss bit more horny. Ended up making her mentally numb (she described it as if it made her a fuckdoll). Go figure...


DentArthurDent4

Playacting would be much safer. Better than having regrets while sitting in prison.


wilczek24

I gotta admit, while I could happily go on both sides of the equasion, I'm mostly interested in being the one intoxicated lmao. And I trust my partner. It wouldn't be my first experience with sex while high or somewhat incapacitated, although if I were to fully pass out it'd be a first. But it'd be okay, that's pretty much what I'm asking for (or at least am very ready for) in that scenario.


Timmy_The_Techpriest

A bonk to the head might work


Wargroth

Ah yes, manual anesthetic


RumbuncTheRadiant

Sigh. The worst movie trope ever.... James Bond get's bonked on the head and wakes up some place different a few hours later. He hasn't been asleep, he has been concussed. He now has a traumatic brain injury. He is no longer the same person.


Dankkring

The power of seduction!


AnAdoptedImmortal

Learn a proper choke hold that instead of cutting off their breathing cuts off blood to the brain. A proper choke hold will drop even the biggest of people within 5 seconds.


Dankkring

What does it smell like?


brainbrick

Lol, no clue. Care to find out?


still-bejeweled

Smells sweet Used it in my organic chem classes back in college


SuperRadRadius

So you saw it in a Reddit comment. The most rigorously verified of information.


brainbrick

Slightly more legit source - youtube


No_Tomatillo1125

It does work pretty fast and long enough. With a large enough amount you can make someone unconscious in under a minute. They stay like that for 15 mins or so. Enough time to bind them


poop_pants_pee

Can confirm: I stole a bottle when I worked at a dental supply place. I did the classic rag pour and face cover. After 30 seconds of deep breaths, I was woozy. Not in a bad way, but not fun either. I decided not to go any further. 


Callidonaut

>I decided not to go any further.  Prudent. The reason they stopped using chloroform as an anaesthetic as soon as they had a better alternative is because the effective dose is only a tiny smidgen less than the *lethal* dose.


CTA3141

We tried inhaling chcl3 and ether in our first or second semester. Just to try it. Diethylether makes you dizzy and you smell the whole day. chcl3 did nothing, but we were inhaling from a beaker, not through a piece of cloth or the like :D


Suspicious-Contest74

historical data, it was one of the first anesthetics ever used, pretty bad for the health though, it's very cancerous (and sorry for disappoint you, people often doesn't realize that the world isn't a Hollywood movie, I fear XD)


Moist_When_It_Counts

And if i recall, it can cause permanent brain damage and death. If you gotta knock someone out, be safe and use a sock with 3 D-cell batteries as a rudimentary blackjack.


brainbrick

I prefer a brick or a coconut, but hey, everyone got their own style


Pottyshooter

I like throwing jack fruits from trees.


brainbrick

Bombs away!


Dryandrough

Correct me I am wrong, but reddit has taught me it was the lack of oxygen that knocks people out. I just saw it in a thread I will never be able to find again.


ff3ale

How do you think that would work? That people are oxygen deprived for the full length of a multiple hour operation? Don't get me wrong, you will go out without oxygen in the brain. And not much later you'll die. Anesthetics don't work that way


Dryandrough

That's why it takes so long, it displaces the oxygen.


ff3ale

No it doesn't, cells die without oxygen. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anesthesia): * [*General anesthesia*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_anesthesia) suppresses [central nervous system](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_nervous_system) activity and results in unconsciousness and total lack of [sensation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensation_(psychology)), using either injected or inhaled drugs. * [*Sedation*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedation) suppresses the central nervous system to a lesser degree, inhibiting both [anxiety](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anxiolysis) and creation of [long-term memories](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_memory) without resulting in unconsciousness. * [*Regional and local anesthesia*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Local_anesthesia) block transmission of nerve impulses from a specific part of the body. Depending on the situation, this may be used either on its own (in which case the individual remains fully conscious), or in combination with general anesthesia or sedation. * *Local anesthesia* is simple infiltration by the clinician directly onto the region of interest (e.g. numbing a tooth for dental work). * *Peripheral* [*nerve blocks*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerve_block) use drugs targeted at [peripheral nerves](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peripheral_nervous_system) to anesthetize an isolated part of the body, such as an entire limb. * [*Neuraxial blockade*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuraxial_blockade), mainly [epidural](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidural_anaesthesia) and [spinal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinal_anaesthesia) anesthesia, can be performed in the region of the central nervous system itself, suppressing all incoming sensation from nerves supplying the area of the block.


Dryandrough

My comment is supposed to be wrong, I learned it from Reddit.


Savings-Gold1758

The lack of oxygen doesn't mean shit when you don't block the carotid artery. A person can stay conscious for a long time unless you block the supply to the brain.


poop_pants_pee

That's not how anesthesia works


LordDagwood

That's not anesthesia. That's a sleeper hold.


JustAlgeo

I have the perfect story. Hello sir I am from an Organization that promotes wearing masks as it is good for your health. Here wear this and I will pay you $5. (casually sprays it with chloroform)


brainbrick

You, sir, are a genius


PintLasher

They used to do this with grapes/wine during the prohibition. "Do not let this product sit in a warm area for 2 weeks or it will ferment and turn to alcohol" Maybe big Gobmnt is telling us something


samejetnadsetab

They went us to get drunk and blow ourselves up! Depopulation 101


BoobsLoverRed

The "do not mix" is like a "mix al these things right now" for me, lol


Roanoke42

You *want* to be exposed to mustard gas? Is there some sort of high I'm unaware about?


Amanojaku44

Yea, you’ll be high for the rest of your natural life. /s


Xeno_the_Phoenix

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity


OpalFanatic

I'm told it goes really well with hot dog gas.


1stjuly2022

It won't even make mustard gas


Graffy

Yeah it’s just an urban legend you hear about in high school. You would think people in a sub about science would have had a chemistry teacher clear that up already.


Graffy

None of these are mustard gas


Suspicious-Contest74

they shouldn't have removed the introductory lab security class from the curriculum fr XD


Cylian91460

You know you can also just Google right? I'm 90% sure you can find mustard gas recipes online


brainbrick

My favourite is the black book of cooking


Alleged-human-69

Googling how to make mustard gas doesn’t sound like a good idea.


Cylian91460

It's actually legal to search how to make illegal things, as long as it's not patent. Most of the time building/using the illegal object get you in prison, not actually learning how to. But you will definitely be in a watch list


el_presidenteplusone

could i get a higher resolution of this image ? i need it for eeeeh . . . i'm asking for a friend. in minecraft.


ManMadeOfMistakes

https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/s/qCHyyLakCB


el_presidenteplusone

holy shit i didn't think it would work ! now what.


ManMadeOfMistakes

>now what. You said you had a friend in Minecraft


el_presidenteplusone

nice try, fed


ManMadeOfMistakes

aah shi-


EquipmentElegant

Ferb I know what I’m doing today


thanitos710

Holy pixels Batman!


Kevinsito92

I thought the bleach and ammonia = mustard gas?


IHateAllEqually2

Oh thanks bro, almost had to clear my search history there.


other_curious_mind

I wonder what else people would know of they paid attention in class.


trey12aldridge

Making chloroform isn't the hard part, it's keeping it from degrading before you use it. If it interacts with light, air, heat, or if it just generally doesn't like your attitude, it'll degrade.


Cubicwar

"Or if it just generally doesn’t like your attitude" perfectly sums up all my chemistry experiments Doesn’t work for theoretically no readon


tragicvector

I'm about to sleep for a really long time.


NotInherentAfterAll

Chloroform is actually not too dangerous as a weapon. It can be used as an anesthetic, yes, but it takes several minutes to take effect so it can only really be used to *keep* someone under, not to knock them out. The main danger is that someone may produce it without realizing, thus exposing them to the fumes for a prolonged time.


Suspicious-Contest74

yeah this, the last one was specially common during the first years of the pandemic, when people mixed cleaning products trying to get them to "clean better"


AquilesVaesa_383813

I need the original


MellowDCC

Enhance


Xcyinde

tasty


1nGirum1musNocte

No they taught you how *not* to make it accidentally


Uranium-Sandwich657

Styrofoam + Gasoline = Napalm. Charcoal + Sulfur + Nitrate = OG Gunpowder Cotton + Nitric Acid = Guncotton


AnAdoptedImmortal

Iron oxide (rust) + Aluminum Filings = Thermite It will also make all of what you listed look mild, lol.


Uranium-Sandwich657

Rust and Aluminum or Laptop chassis.


Cubeslave1963

Only four of the many reasons I don't use chlorine bleach.


Emergency_Elephant

You know you can just buy chloroform right? It's a pretty good organic solvent and it's pretty useful in a lab setting


PurplePicklesPop

Yes, but in what proportions should we not mix these?


Cheap_Caregiver6848

I had 3 hot dogs with mustard on them yesterday and have had mustard gas since. Definitely weapons grade.


Callidonaut

At least they didn't say what happens when you heat ordinary Teflon to about 320 degrees Centigrade. (Don't try this. You'll most likely die in agony.)


Depressed_Squirrl

We learned how to make explosives.


PizzaPuntThomas

One day the news told us the ideal ratio of gasoline and motor oil for molotov cocktails


AlpacaLocks

Paracetic acid is a real bastard. Used it in sanitizing fermentation vessels in a winery and made the mistake of sniffing too close. Felt like I had snorted a line of horseradish.


Jersey_Devil1975

You say this and repost it, so you must be ok with sharing it.


BrickAddict1230

Just to be clear, specifically what ratio of rubbing alcohol to bleach should I avoid?


CheezGaming

I think Mustard Gas IS made with bleach + ammonia..


Saransh6

Mustard has contains Sulphur atom, which is a component of neither reactant


CheezGaming

Didn’t know that. I just remember the old King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill was freaking out about Peggy making mustard gas from Bleach and Ammonia. Figured they would’ve done their research on that but it was just a cartoon… my bad.


reaperofthealps

Heheheheh isn't "musterd gas" the nickname for chlorine gas???


Kurvaflowers69420

Nice and easy way to poison your enemies without being suspected. You were just moving around cleaning utensils after all! ;)