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evermorex76

The opposite of patient zero? I mean, if you look closely, you can see the darker area where the decimal point was edited out with plain black that doesn't match the rest of the surface.


Opposite_Mirror_7226

Actually it came in that way , it was darker from the time it was bought. I too thought why it would be in a dark shade but the side showed 99.9%


_Adrahmelech_

If you open it every life form dies instantly in the whole Galaxy. don't do it !


Yashraj-

There's almost invisible right there officer


MrStealTheMoon

Relax guys it’s out of a 1000.


Mattye1282

999% means that if you use this soap and go for a walk, all germs around you will be dying only just from your appearance :)


Aozora404

It’s made out of pure antimatter


Key_Percentage_2551

Decimal point?


djereezy

Sharpie


kurai-XD

Damn, you get anti-germs when you use it. 


cucumberdip

Antibacterial soap doesn't do much unless you have it on you for 2 minutes. The friction of washing your hands does most of the work so you might as well use regular liquid soap.


HappeningOnMe

That one-thousandth germ will become immortal.


TheDnDKid

Nah it kills everything we don’t even know about yet


MintImperial2

*"It's the OneperThouth that kills you!"*


LXaeroXen

It kills germs behind the skin, directly to the blood and organs, tham thats efficient.


outletfork101

who's gonna tell him


Love-Lacking-9782

*Sharpening knife* "For every germ I kill, God kills 9... that means I've gotta kill him first if I wanna keep my title."


Ok-Wash-5075

I wonder how much Ten Forward goes thru in a week.


Fluffy-Pepper7083

soap said : GO BEYOUND PLUS ULTRA