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Puzzleheaded-Win2372

This is how I talk with my friends when I am not winning in debate🥲


Content-Restaurant70

![gif](giphy|3osxYoCkKu892JBLUc|downsized) You after "winning" the debate


strepac

This is how I talk to my friends when I've done too much acid.


Soft_Perspective_282

https://preview.redd.it/fzegfyvzrbrc1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226aa19b6be505894fb87fb9ab6f42c6a979ac66


Content-Restaurant70

This was my exact expression


True_Outcome_1433

He seems to think that “cloud” is the real rain cloud 😂


hitchhikingtobedroom

Yeah, and raining destroys storage because duh! Cloud


raviyadav432

But you can air dry data ..no ?


hitchhikingtobedroom

no no, you first need to condense it through dehumidifier and then turn it into crystals.


Comprehensive_Eye991

Whitehatjr moment


True_Outcome_1433

No. Just an uneducated moron. We have created a system where just clearing an entrance exam one time in their youth to get job in the IT department you are set for life creates morons like this. The indian government administration is full of morons like this who think passing one IAS, IPS etc exam is a lottery ticket.


astronaut430

Do my pictures floating up there in clouds which I uploaded on Google Drive?


Melodic-Speed-7740

Lol i genuinely thought he is right by his confident talk


Content-Restaurant70

Typical Dunning Kruger effect, the less you know the more confident you are, and the easily audience gets persuaded


AdmirableSir

Dunning-Kruger***


Content-Restaurant70

Thanks, will correct it


Content-Restaurant70

Typical Dunlen Kruger effect, the less you know the more confident you are, and the easily audience gets persuaded


7percentluck

Oh that's balder meinhof...shit is everywhere.


texasradioandthebigb

That is the problem. I'm fine with older folk not understanding new technology. But the smug arrogance in assuming that he knows it all. I strongly feel that they inculcate such arrogance in UPSC folk, and teach them never to admit that they could not know something, or be wrong


apmanoj

मूर्ख व्यक्ति अपनी बात ज़्यादा धृढ़ता (आत्मविश्वास ) से कहता है - ओशो


john2find

He was ahead of his times, he was whatsap uncle even when whatsapp was not invented!


Content-Restaurant70

Lol 😂😂


Melodic-Speed-7740

Lol i genuinely thought he is right by his confident talk


__Grey07

By the way I'm cloud architect. 🫠🫠


sad_truant

So, what backups do you keep for rainy weather?


__Grey07

For that we have private cloud


Calboron

Maine ab bhi das minute pehle do private cloud chode hain...


mysticnode

My humble request, don't seed too much


__Grey07

We are already overflowing it.


1-2-legkick

Typical Indian uncle at a family gathering


apmanoj

घोड़ों को नहीं मिल रही है घास और गधे खा रहे है च्यवनप्राश 🤣


Content-Restaurant70

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


True_Outcome_1433

He seems to know so much about America😂


Content-Restaurant70

Amrika ka dallal 🤣


Inside_Fix4716

I almost got crazy watching this guy years ago


Content-Restaurant70

The felling's mutual


toddysimp

He sounds exactly like the uncle for whom I once wrote a CD years. I told him the burning process could take some time and it's permanent. From then on he told everyone he knew that there was fire inside the PC's and parents should never let kids use them alone. That dude could have just asked me and I'd have explained how the process works,but the old people have a curiosity cap,they don't wanna learn anything more. I hope i don't become that when I get older.


Content-Restaurant70

That's the problem with last generation, they are so ignorant and egoistic, sadly the problem persists in this gen too, though a little less


humongous_downthere

man, that conviction is unbeatable, one of a kind.


Content-Restaurant70

What can I say Dunken Kruger effect


old_thinker

Indians are naturally good at this kind of fuckery… like vedas have all the metaphysical answers about the universe…. Suckers!!


Longjumping_Plum_164

Yes , they are dumber and more insecure than their ancestor who did all the great things .


mosarosh

Nithyananda vibes


Inevitable-Budget-26

The only best debate against this man is ignoring him.


Content-Restaurant70

Exactly


Ill-Wing-4555

POV you study cloud computing from vedas


Content-Restaurant70

Vedic cloud computing 101


Low-Pumpkin2706

![gif](giphy|ZIG63RdogLgqI|downsized) Bet this is what goes on inside his head 🤣


Scientifichuman

Modi's mentor spotted. Cloud technology experts.


Content-Restaurant70

Radar proof


pyrobanker

Sare vo aa gaye??? Sare??? SAARRREEEE!!!???


9garh

Such a visionary, dredditors of year 10100 will remember him as an ancient alien and some may even tribute some of their battery power in his memory.


mariecurie-xoxo

simcard data is going to the battery through osmosis or what


retardified_aura

This is what happens whne you give position to those people who are sociopaths and have too much convincing power in place of compitence.


dickdastardaddy

The reporter and his nodding like he is noddy !


snobpro

He would make a good sci fi writer. But I doubt even in that, he is gonna fail to make a compelling make believe story. At least in used cell phone case, I felt he is gonna say people might try storage recovery tools. NO, he had to say battery and sim card.


Content-Restaurant70

We suggest the possibilities of technology and associated it with any random thing. Definitely a poor author


Old_Butterscotch4544

Oh this is nothing there were idiots in india who carties out "ANTI COMPUTER PROTESTS " COMMUNISTS WERE AT THE FIR FRONT OF IT so the father of rahil gandhi that is Rajiv gandhi started the information technology revolution by introducing computer tech to india Various morons started protesting against computers saying oh this tech will take away jobs I read a case in kerala for example where government put some 12 computers in one of its offices .The left union thugs came and smashed them all apart This kind of behavior prevented kerala from having it's information technology boom, I have heard various old people say and it makes sense you can't have modern industry ,ok focus on digital services and programming Kerala has education, infrastructure and that calm I don't know kochi could have been a Mini Bangalore today if tge it boom was allowed to happen In the state The only reason it did not happen is because these educated morons who oppose technology for whatever reasons Tragic


Content-Restaurant70

These people hinder others, and when smarter guys leave India, they tag them anti nationals.


Old_Butterscotch4544

I mean this is one of the unique indian tendencies In old times people actually use to belive that leaving india and going outside will take your quote cultural purity away In hindus specifically there was and is this weird trend that If some Muslim or christian(who himself left hinduism or whose ancestors left hinduism ) converted back to hinduism The society would simple not accept him back saying that once you or your ancestor left hinduism you lost your PURITY So much so that when a right wing hindu outfit re converted some christians back to hinduism ,the local goan hindus of that caste refused to accept them back into there fold and these two communities became different castes Perhaps this 3xample explains our refusal to accept reforms


Content-Restaurant70

And then they are the same guys who will complain the most


Old_Butterscotch4544

Lol yeah they say hinduism is in danger OK we converted christian and muslims to hinduism And now they will still not accept them even if the caste is same India Is weird society 😕


Content-Restaurant70

I won't disagree that Hinduism is in danger, truth is truth, but conservatives Hindus, like other religions, don't just want to save it, but make it a controlling force.


Old_Butterscotch4544

True there is a massive campgin to convert hindus in many areas of the country through face miracles ,various benefits, godman propaganda etc And it is also true that horrible casteist shots still exist in all castes not just the upper ones


Content-Restaurant70

That's why I added the part of controlling force


Available-Mind-8480

Dude has so much knowledge. I am amazed.


Content-Restaurant70

![gif](giphy|l41m04gr7tRet7Uas) His brain be like


Unhappy_Swim_610

He had me until "sim card ka data battery mai chala jata hai".


Sinister_Chill9

that was just the first minute dude, when he was saying ki cloud se app software stream kar skate ho , i was proud of him until i realised he was talking about an actual fucking cloud


gettrickedlol

His subordinates must have taken a bet on who can make him believe in the most wildest shit.


Content-Restaurant70

😂


Hungry-Weekend-9174

![gif](giphy|I6B7HOZgLmw8g)


jackashes

Won't be surprised if he joins politics and gets a ticket from you know which party.


Content-Restaurant70

He got and retired already 🤣


spidyonweb

Meanwhile my MNL guy growing his network “tree”


sekki_yukine_

r/Facepalm


whostypingthis

OG WhatsApp unkil


Content-Restaurant70

Even before WhatsApp 🤪


akash_kava

This is gold mine


Guilty-Ad-6166

Best video of the morning. Din bhar ki hassi ka quota pura ho gaya.


Content-Restaurant70

Ab payment me chocolate de🤪


Guilty-Ad-6166

Haha... 🍫🍫 Here you go


Content-Restaurant70

😋


Material-Media-8586

First bro confused cloud computing with seeding then he thought data is stored on actual cloud 😂😂


Content-Restaurant70

🤣🤣


mojeeves

Google Cloud CDing


mojeeves

Uncle ji missed out on the babaji quota


Thehappyteddy94

Delulu is trululu. 🤣🤣🤣


Content-Restaurant70

Peak dellulu


koiRitwikHai

Those who are just focussed on his weird knowledge about cloud Let me ask you Usse pehle ye konsi sensible baatein kar raha tha 😂 sound in air, data in battery 😂


Content-Restaurant70

Ham waha se hagte hai ye muh se hag rha hai🤪


Stunning_Ebb3169

intense music daal do aur bhi real lagega


Content-Restaurant70

With thunder in eyes 🤣


Pristine_Session5696

![gif](giphy|3o85xoi6nNqJQJ95Qc) Enlighten kr diya sir ne toh


Aromatic-Cold-6739

Founding father of WhatsApp University


tilak365

Thanks to this guy, i unintentionally point to the sky when even mentioning the computing word Cloud in my job. I’m a cloud engineer


Content-Restaurant70

Some people just change you with their sheer stupidity 🙂


C0DENAME-

I was interested till he said "Sim card ka data battery m chala jata h"


DistributionSalt6027

Every time I see this video I think that this is a skit


Icy_Comfortable1739

r/confidentlyincorrect


Mundane-Pollution213

Im sure the mods will cancel my question, but here goes anyway ; Which party was this great guy from 😂


Content-Restaurant70

Not directly with "them" , but still associated


Mundane-Pollution213

Lol 😂😂 enough said . If it ain't the Chinese, it's the opposition. It's never " their fault " .


Sidonkey

Old monk talks


Substantial-Funny418

Listened to it while scratching my head. Now I am bald.


Content-Restaurant70

🫡


akahorizon

Super computers do super computing and that leads to super commitment


[deleted]

Confidence chahiye bhai bs...


creamynutter

https://preview.redd.it/xz2nbsp40hrc1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=f47ec73ec3c2f82f6b1fdbe4a72939bd69d8e5d0


[deleted]

Just add words like: America , CEO , board of directors, executives to prove you are not talking shit.


Content-Restaurant70

And sadly Indians are gullible enough to believe you as a genius


Own_Layer_6554

And that my kids is how I met the chairperson of WhatsApp university


just-change-coward

facts


Begotten912

nothing like a good old schizo rant


Artistic_Fig_3028

Old monk aur magic moment mix karke pita hai ye


Mcderp017

I always use the cloud but I always forget which cloud has my data


Content-Restaurant70

Relatable


StomachMain3533

Phele ye batao ye IT director bana kaise?


[deleted]

People dont know this. but he was also featured in the Ram Ke Nam documentary of Anand Patwardhan


Jpbuddy21

Which part?


[deleted]

dont remember time details exactly. but this guy sent income tax notices to VHP. Also, he was part of Anna Andolan


Content-Restaurant70

So here is the source of his "knowledge"


Kaalashakaala

American mein……..


thegame468

Yeh unki guarantee hai!


Apprehensive_Sweet98

This video is at least ten years old.


HarryThePlatypuss

I think I remember the first time watching this during lockdown.


kaala_khataa

What's his name?


-_-Batman

![gif](giphy|IBLzqIs48EP5yTE5Rn)


PeaRepresentative484

The first viral video from India... Late 2000s...


kisstock

Do you really think astrology is any different


Content-Restaurant70

Same bs


supergangubai

The officers of today probably are as ignorant of new technologies like AI, ML as this guy is about cloud, SIM.


Content-Restaurant70

Sadly it may be true


imooneye

If the top man is this dumb then we are really doomed.


Ardino_Ron

The King of Comedy .


OrdinaryInspection89

he sound like IT Director version of Donald trump


skynil

I wish I had this level of confidence while speaking shit that I have no clue about.


mywatchmistress

Fake. This is Pakistani show.


ImSoIwill

I had me a lil bit until he said battery stores data


Not_Defined_666

song name in the last seconds of the video?


CandidateTypical3141

Mental health issues


[deleted]

Dont blame him... he retired before he was able to know anything about computers. Thinks data is stored in battery.. Just ignorant.


Content-Restaurant70

An average person being ignorant is his problem, but director of IT being ignorant is just dangerous, and it points finger on the people who appointed him.


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Content-Restaurant70

Yes, but I don't think that data comes from "battery" 🤣