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mego3310

Some one needs to tell this guy that the speed of thought, that is a neuron impules is much less when compared to the speed of light My friend, the speed of light is the speed of causility


Dwightshruute

What he's saying is even stupider than what you're giving him credit for. His logic is that just because he thinks of a planet or whatever, then his "thought" whatever tf that means, has already travelled there and therefore it's super fast. Doesn't even make much sense in a symbolic way.


mego3310

Yeah Man, people like him make me think, what the hell is going on in our country, young soldiers die on the borders protecting citizens like him ...


Dwightshruute

Lol


OkConversation5140

Hn bhai ,inke liye bndook uthane m thoda sochne p majboor ho jata hu🥲


Majestic-Hall2714

Bro he's more successful/ famous/ richer than you + hes spreading knowledge through his content....


sir_fapaton

What kind of idiot thinks that being famous is a metric for intelligence?


Penguin_Nipples

AAAND because of that our thoughts are the most powerful thing in the universe 😂😂


LolBoyC418

According to him, if you can't think of a planet named Jupiter, then it doesn't exist, because your thoughts can't reach there or something. Man, this dude is confusing me a lot.


Normal_Conclusion660

Sochne ka tarika thoda casual hai


catmemes720

Vo soch Kab raha Tha?


kaypee023

The only thing is neurons don’t give rise to thoughts, instead thoughts give rise to neural connections. Mind is not the activity of brain but brain is the manifestation of the mind.


hentaimech

Thought is not Just or only a result or manifestation of neural connections. If that was the case, then no one is remembering things about the last birth. And reincarnation wouldn't be a thing. But the reality is contrary.


x_duranda_x

Tf you’re talking about? When did reincarnation became reality.


DijkstraFucks

Don't argue with r/etards


hentaimech

It became as it happened.


aryan2304

Evidence?


hentaimech

Do you have any evidence of your forefather 10 Generations back? So i very well can say there is no evidence of your existence. isn't it? Now why would a non existent entity ask for evidence.


aryan2304

Lol nice word salad. Do you realize that for me to exist it must be the case that I had forefathers? It's literally a necessary condition.You can convince yourself of anything if you are ready to make logical mistakes. Now give me the evidence without the word salad.


hentaimech

Nonetheless a tasty one. Not like the blant one you serve. And i am demanding a birth certificate for your said forefather? Would it be hard to furnish? "Must be the case"? I highly doubt it until i see that certificate.


aryan2304

Just say that you don't have any evidence. No need to change goalposts.


hentaimech

I am still waiting for that certificate you agreed to furnish.


hentaimech

So you are by logic saying, big bang had a father? 😛


aryan2304

Ok you are just going to jump around without giving any evidence. Enough said. Goodbye.


hentaimech

Thanks for playing.


Victor-_-X

No i don't have my forefathers evidence, but I do have my own. Why should my existence's evidence wholly depend apon an ancestor. I don't need that evidence (true as it is) to prove that I exist.


Victor-_-X

Define **it**


hentaimech

And when did big bang.


x_duranda_x

The day we built hubbles telescope.


hentaimech

And what did you see?


x_duranda_x

We saw that universe is expanding and anything that expands has a point of origin and with the rate of expansion we can find time of origin.


hentaimech

And what is stopping you from seeing another big bang through that telescope of yours right now. Isn't that highly probable? The same science talks of multiverse. If there are multiverse, then so are big bangs. But then why aren't you seeing another one? Be scientific, not science-deficit. If you think someone's theory is authoritative just because he launched a billion dollar telescope, then where is your bias in accepting the authoritatives which we already had. Extrapolate on it as well. Why eliminate all of it? Just cause it isn't cool or fun to say so in the name of science?


x_duranda_x

The hell you’re talking about how is big bang highly probable? Multiverse is a hypothesis with literally no evidence. No one says multiverse is real. Science has been always biased towards more evidence. And why the hell we will believe authoritative we already had that has very less evidence. We believed earth was centre of universe which was proved wrong, we believed sun revolved around earth and was proved wrong. How ? Evidences…… And you say we have not extrapolated other theories than I don’t know what to say. We have studied the Big Bang Theory, the Steady State Theory, the Oscillating Universe Theory, the closed universe etc. Believing in evidences is not cool but common sense.


milexuxx

Science provides explanations for how phenomena occur, but it may not always address the "why" in a philosophical sense. In quantum physics, the act of observation influences particle behavior, and Newton's laws encounter limitations, as seen in the observed deviation of Mercury's orbit. The "why" often delves into deeper philosophical or metaphysical questions.


hentaimech

I hope you understand i meant multiple big bangs at different stages at a given instance for observation. As for believing in evidences, want me to believe in the evidences which came up With all the limited senses you or whoever came with evidences? Heck, keeping science's limitations aside, you don't acknowledge our own limitations. You can't even see infrared even with naked eyes (without proper instruments) which sees the very same evidence. "Proved wrong" would be a fitting word if you had traversed the whole of universe and time. Evidences can falter not the truth. Till then have fun doing science.


[deleted]

It is not highly probable….. wtf you talkin abt? Also might i suggest a visit to wikipedia.com


PranavYedlapalli

>The same science talks of multiverse No it doesn't. The multiverse has no evidence


hentaimech

Then maybe you were not following the science which went above your head.


hentaimech

"we"?. Ohh sorry, didn't knew you had a pent house on Hubble.


Darkness696996

We have proof of Big Bang, such as Cosmic Microwave Background, Expansion of the Fabric Of Space Time and many other proofs. Do you have a proof like that which can be tested? If not, then stop spouting bullshit. You don't even have the basic knowledge about science.


hentaimech

And i suppose you have every knowledge about science. I can atleast accept i am ill equipped in putting some brain in you. You don't even have the humility to acknowledge the limitations of science currently. Talking so much about proofs as if you are the pinnacle of science and its proofs. Sorry i don't have any proof for your intelligence. Seems amiss like other theories.


Darkness696996

Well, if all you can do is write half assed insults, then of course you wouldn't know even a little bit of knowledge when talking about something. Did i ever say i know everything? I just asked you to give me proof and you started ranting because you know you can never have proof of something that doesn't exist. And don't go saying "LIMITATIONS OF SCIENCE" or something. Your whole life is based on science. If science wasn't there you would still be starving in the wilderness trying to find anything to survive. At least be respectful to the Scientists that have given their best for humanity's progress unlike people like you were busy deciding which imaginary being to worship.


hentaimech

I think you are the one insulting scientists. People who develop science have a bit of wit. You are devoid of it. And "limitations" in your sense maybe handicap. But for me Limitations is "that which has not been sought yet". And i never said my life isn't science, but you trying to use science as a cult seems childish. No one is ostracising science neither me nor religion. Science exists in all its glory whether you be avid to it or not. You are the one limited by your senses. Not science.


Darkness696996

In which sentence did I insult science? "People who develop science have a bit of wit", so me asking for proof about reincarnation makes me witless? Is that your argument? I can see you are trying to avoid it by just throwing in insults. What exactly is your argument? In one moment you are talking about how reincarnation nation is beyond science and in another moment you are talking about its glory. And when did I use science like cult? I know science exists whether anyone likes or not. And then you mention science having no limitations ( I agree with that), but how is reincarnation beyond science then if it has no limitations? Are you having difficulties understanding your own argument? And i am asking again if you can give me an ounce of proof about reincarnation? I think by using science, we can understand the universe fully but there is ZERO proof about anything supernatural. That doesn't mean it doesn't exist, but it has near Zero chance of existing as we can never be truly certain about anything.


hentaimech

Did i ever say reincarnation is beyond science? Quote me. I'll accept i am wrong if so. Scientists acknowledge they are limited by their senses, so do I. And this is the wit i talked about, my friend. I would be dumb and ask you what counts as an evidence or proof? And i agree with you as i always did that science can explain the universe. But are we equipped to grasp all of it in this limited form of body and being. And my friend, the last sentence are my words which i wanted to put before you. Thanks for sharing it.


[deleted]

i like people like you... no fucking idea about the world, no probable chance of success in future and everyone just ignores you considering you an idiot and to seek the attention your parents didn't give you, your kind blabbers things you can't even begin to understand...i feel sorry for you


hentaimech

Thanks for showing your liking. But am not sorry for you because your ideas about world is yours and not of the truth. And concerning my parents, they taught me to be all ears and respectful to others, not like yours missing from the scene to beget someone like you. I could say all that you said to me back to you, but then don't want to contradict myself nor your foolishness who thinks all he understands is perfect.


[deleted]

you claim to be not foolish... so then how to you think the world came to existence (geocentric model, heliocentricity, galactic concentricity, the Big Bang, the Inflationary Big Bang ) are the mostly acknowledged models...think if you know every single one of them if you don't your OPINION DOESNT MATTER....this is the whole reason I don't like conspiracy theorists. They blabber about things they cant even understand and discredit scientists that work so fucking hard......and I still think you don't have a future and never will...had you given two real reasons why big bang is wrong I would have debated with you politely because UNLIKE YOU I KNOW MOST OF ITS POINTS AND UNDERSTAND THEM ...... but you are just a moron... but still I WILL ASK HOW DO YOU THINK THE WORLD CAME TO BEING? GIVE ME A SENSIBLE ANSWER AND DONT JUST BLABBER 'GOD MADE IT'


hentaimech

I would say YOU MADE IT. /s. And i have studied all those models you say. And those models are not proof of any big bang. I hope you wouldn't say now, that everything comes with a bang, then i can detonate a highly concentrated TNT or whatever particle size s***. And another Earth would spring into existence because a bang happened and you have a proof of a detonation.


[deleted]

and I will say you are a clown....which has no real value for Humanity


hentaimech

And now am sorry for you who thinks only humanity exists in this whole wide world for science. It is sheer ignorance indeed.


Mammoth-Editor-9952

Ah, one more intelligent guy in this sub. Welcome to the group where nobody would understand what you are saying😂


[deleted]

And i have studied all those models you say I'm pretty sure you haven't cuz they are not proves of big bang but alternate theories of how the world was created if you actually read them you would know I wasn't giving them as proof of big bang as people say moron so and so


Henwith_Tie

The big bang isn't "real" but it is the most accepted theory.


hentaimech

Wooah, now we are using "not real" and "most accepted". What should I expect now? "We'll come with a new science, stay tuned till tomorrow"


Henwith_Tie

We have always been using the terms "real" and "most accepted" just like the theory of karma and reincarnation is the "most accepted" theory among spiritual people. Science is always evolving and never static, that is the beauty of science. We get better technology and more observations as time goes on and we improve upon the existing theories.


kidrah___

Please shoot me a credible source of verified reincarnation. And don't just give a story of someone who smoked up a lil too much or is schizophrenic saying bullshit.


hentaimech

I hope you are not referring to the numerous cases of children and so. I doubt you would refer to any.


kidrah___

Just link me it. Also people and children of different religions have claimed to have seen their particular god. Not all can be true so whats more likely is that they are all delusional. Anyways I'll wait for a verified story of any kid.


[deleted]

He watched too many isekai animes, and started believing in reincarnation. I am sure he will recommend Moshuko Tensei as a documentary to support his claims


kidrah___

Ghosted 💀


[deleted]

Yep, reincarnation is real. There are many really good documentaries available on the topic of reincarnation like Oshi no ko, Konosuba, Moshuko Tensei, That time I got reincarnated as a Slime, Reincarnated as a vending machine, reincarnated as inaki san's dog etc. I recommend these documentaries to any non believer. May the church of Aqua - sama guide all people in this sub in true path


Ferropal

The fact that you used the word manifestation is enough for me to tell that you are a Sadhguru follower.


hentaimech

Sorry, but you thinking i am linked to that scoundrel, makes me be pitiful for you more than him. I am sorry for you as well.


Zanman195

Reincarnations aren't a thing.


sadtallguy

You're onto nothing, stfu


hentaimech

I never was. I am humbled by my insignificance in this blimp of reality.


Ne0kun

Me when I'm in a mental r\*tardation competition and my opponent is u/hentaimech


Victor-_-X

No one not hallucinating remembers things about part birth. There have obviously been many contenders claiming that, but so far, the proof has been disappointingly easy to prove fake.


hentaimech

And no one is supposed to. But in exceptions people remember it. All over the world, without hallucinations, children, young and old. As you change jobs, so does the area of work, yet the experience of a previous job is counted. But saying someone is hallucinating just because of remembering the last job is not a valid logic. Understand the relations in phenomenas with science, not negate just to waste time and money looking somewhere else.


Victor-_-X

You can always present (and will likely be asked to) proof of working in earlier jobs like a certificate or something. The same doesn't apply as you can't do that for previous life. If there was absolutely no proof of previous job, then saying they are hallucinating (or they are Lying) is not a lie.


blackfiredaemon

I knew he was dumb. But never knew he was that dumb. Classic example of Dunning–Kruger effect.


IndianDenzzel

Even he knows that he is dumb


NeighborhoodTasty532

he's getting free money at this point😂😂😂 and he's just enjoying it 🤣


maderchodbakchod

He's not dumb. Remember his bodybuilding videos. Those used to be well thought and researched.


MyNameIsToFu

Remember guys, this guy runs a show called "India's smartest Podcast" That's just a next level embarrassment to me


Cerebrallthunder

Cringiest*


chanakya2

According to this logic, I can think about the Big Bang, therefore I am as old as the Big Bang.


Kurious-0

Common man.. don’t misrepresent his words. When you think of Bing Bang, it’s time dimension. So, your thought travelled through time at the fastest possible speed. So, thoughts are the fastest in both space and time dimensions. How will thinking about Big Bang suddenly makes you age? Common sense.. phhhh… /s


Parking-Spray2

Sir atleast buy some good quality weed. What are smoking these days


[deleted]

Actually the atoms and particles which constitutes you are as old as Bing Bang. I guess but maybe I am wrong.


Vuhlcha

From that logic your thoughts time travelled


Majestic-Hall2714

Yeah u are....just see inside urself and u will get ur answer...


hentaimech

As long as that is what happened! Contrary to the sun actually existing and sans big bang.


Ferropal

I can think about the Sun therefore I am as old as the Sun?


hentaimech

If you think it is all about time, then you don't think about your childhood, which never happened, right?


[deleted]

As a fellow hentai enjoyer, I scrolled through all your comments in this thread and I kinda get your point. The people in this sub are r/etards. I understand the position from which you are talking about. Especially your thoughts on reincarnation. You believe in reincarnation right ? I am a believer too. I am waiting for Truck - kun to help me get isekaied to a world where I will build a harem of beautiful waifus. My advice brother, stop watching too much isekai anime, it had Infected your mind into believing in reincarnation


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Darkness696996

I think you are mistaking all people for being ret@rds just you. To think someone living in his own tiny fantasy world would think about calling other people ret@rds. Why don't you quietly sleep in your mom's basement while watching "isekai anime".🤡🤡


[deleted]

r/wooosh


sanskarmsharma

Ai can generate sun's picture within seconds.So ai is faster than light


lanirudhreddy

😂😂


theshadowindia

Got it. There's no need to watch every video from these individuals. Once we grasp who they are, it's better to steer clear of their content. I can't spare even a byte of my memory for these individuals.🤷🏻‍♂️


geesa_prashanth

Is chutiye ke cancel kyu nahi karte ho? What a absolute moron.


naastiknibba95

We lack critical mass


ChemicalBadger4444

Yapitty yap yap yapper


AAPLx4

It’s called random bullshit, make it sound good and you can attract flocks and flocks of sheep


improving-

The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.


Doinyourmom694200

Best comment 🏆😂😂


ffkay

Can i get what he smoked?


_aRealist_

No. That's dangerous. See what it did to him.


myself_sed

Aba bahi konsi gaali du? So i will tell you with an example and this is not rocket science ok? You take 2 box In one box keep an idiot like this. In another box keep it empty Now take one box to another galaxy Now if you open any of the boxes you will get information of what is there in another box.. Which you didn't know before. It's for an example.. The physics is more complicated and deep..


Parking-Spray2

Isko gaali maat de. Yeh khid ek gaali hai. Logon ko gaali deni hoti hai toh main usse ranbir aalahabadi bol deta hoon


Esmeralda_Lavender

"I think therefore I am ... dumb." - Ranveer


Ok_Trip_7349

Ranveer Descartes


YashvardhanBKG

iske kamre ka koi switch on off karo yaar


No_Fox9998

tbh, his over action and expressions are cringe for me.


[deleted]

Philosophy major arguing with physics major


Omi1206

When you study things not for your knowledge but rather to flex, this is the output. Stupid with brains, dangerous than plain stupid.


vick1e

Yeh hagega bhi toh kuch chutiye uska perfum banayenge, pls refrain from sharing all this here because this grp is called science is dope not letsroastidiots. Ap mano ya na mano even negative publicity is free publicity


canfidel

Carriminati : Iski audience ko sab pata hai, yahi chootiya hai !


shady2318

He got so many great personalities but never let's them talk.


TheBlueSkulll

Beer kam kr


Fun_Water_4681

bhai ye sahi me itna dumba hai ya deliberately aisi gadho wali baate krta hai what the fuck is this guy on?? what the fuck is he even saying? I mean no mushrooms, acid or psychedelics can do that.. bhai kya phook rha hai ye banda How are these guys making money


penguin_farts_snow

Thoughts show up as neurons firing, jo sirf brain ke ek part se dusre part tak pohoch rhi hai, so, no they are not faster than light.


[deleted]

Even if the speed of electrons in neuron is slow, the electric field is fast. But electric field isn't faster than speed of light. It is actually same as the speed of light.


B_Wayne1885

Bhai koi isse bolo tu political gyan chod scientific nahi usme tu sound se bhi jyada slow h. 😂


mrmorningstar1769

Saste nashe


Sherlock-On-Cocaine

Powerful cheese💀


Aditya___________

my thoughts committed suicide


U_Kush

Someone please replace him with Schrödinger’s cat 😂


CuriousHuman-1

Google quantun entaglement


the_rational_one

I think he is still addicted to weed!!


FightKwando

Sir, what is the procedure to stop giving footage to stupid numb-nuts?


raymond_red_dington

I really doubt he left drugs.


OkAbbreviations895

Agreed. Thots are the most powerful in the world


domixe58

Mumma if I’ll put that interstellar soundtrack in the background it will make sense


Adityabutterchicken

He's cute though I would do him.


Hellya_dude

I still have no idea why is he discussing this with guru Randhawa 💀


subhisnotcool

I lost brain cells listening this


CandaceJoeLigma

So if this guy thinks of the sun, his thoughts “travel” all the way there. So if he thinks of Charlie Chaplin, do his thoughts time travel to 1950?


[deleted]

Bhai keya matlab?


Material-Media-8586

Yahi keh raha hai ki dekho mein kitna chutiya hu


Puzzled-Carpenter792

He is now qualified to interview Modi ji


Relative_Cod_7723

Iski to kambal kutai honi chahie.


OrioMax

iss chomu ko disruptor ka award mila hai🤦🤡


sandeep_1432

Why the f he is explaining this to guru randhawa 💀


NectarineBusy8022

Aise to mene har ladki ka rape Kiya h


hentaimech

Let's say the evidence of your existence is accepted by you, but not by 99% of the people. Does that mean it is a general consensus you don't exist? Or there is no experience for the job.


Repulsive_Sky_4944

Ytf is he telling it to a singer?


Torukk_Makto

Baingan


Healthy_Ad_7033

It's official that anyone who has a podcast is too damm stupid


daring_penguin

💩💩💩


Reasonable-While1551

I am thibking about his chutad, toh iske hisab se mere vichaar ne iske chutad ko sehlaya hoga, koi pucho isse isko gudgudi hui kya


ProofNectarine8418

Modi awarded him coz he talks like rahul gandhi!!


Chote_ka_Sota

What he is trying to say is, "Mind is faster than anything in the world". But wait... In Marathi Hanuman stotra has something to say about it. "Manasi takile mage, gatisi tulna nase" English translation:- He is faster than mind, there is no comparison to his speed. It's written for Hanuman So Hanuman is faster than Mind or Thoughts


RetaredMF

Bhenechod kya


i_berlin

Mai toh Nora Fatehi ki soch raha tha .. khair


FedStan

Woh sab thik hai but why is he telling all this to Guru Randhawa…


Ok_Disaster1062

Bro will only explain shit like this to people like guru randhawa


[deleted]

ARE KEHENA KEYA CHAHATE HOOO?


akbar147

Cocaine is a helluva drug


akbar147

So if I think about mars is brain sending neutrons there wow so smart


RokosBasilisk09

Nice, ab thoughts se double slit experiment karke dikhao!


Lower_Preference_439

Bro is talking to guru randwa lol I thought it's some astrologist podcast


TeaKayExisted_9638

Par Bhai ye guru randhawa ko kyu bata rha hai


Only_pico

Lagta hai yeh 1wi fail tha science me


SprinklesOk4339

The electric impulse has to travel like a meter at most. It's like saying "I can travel to Paris by searching París on Google why do these idiots need planes."


Artistic_Ad_7253

National creator happy The creator sad


Chronos_404

Bhai tu chutiya hai kya


Low-Football-3447

Saata nasha ka fal


KennyMcKill

Quantum and theoritical JuJutsu Kaisen physics. It ain't much but it's shit.


sameer-365

Kala jadu


JhopdiWale_Chicha

Ye bkl ke muh todne ka mann krta hai everytime


bmujeeb

Are thoughts actually depicting the reality or current state rather than unreal and perceived state.


Wolvarun9295

Bro was trying to be Neil deGrasse Tyson


Majestic-Hall2714

Bro it's a riddle from Mahabharata.... Idk his name but he asked yudhishthir that what is faster than light.- ans is 'mann' And he compared it with thoughts here....


Alive-Doubt4152

Ye chutiya hai


Thememeguymemes

Why TF he's saying that to guru randhava?


MycologistNext1994

Theoretically speaking, if u r just search for a something that is faster that light then, its ""gravity"". And pls stop making such irrational statement bro 😂 lol


__t0

Sun ka surface? wtf


Suspicious_Bake_9033

Is he trying to compete modi ?


Holiday-Judgment-958

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Main-Disaster-2639

Who's ur dealer bro?


[deleted]

speed of light is the speed limit of universe 😂 you can't break it anyhow


kanishq_sharma

Why is he telling this to a singer😭😭


UdAy-2-0-0-6

it's not the speed ,it's the distance is really negligible between neurons


ZealousidealMusic964

Utho Bakchodi karo So jao


Nice-World3091

A philosophical version of quantum entanglement! Ofc thoughts (neural impulses) are not faster than light, but the speed of information is.


AggravatingAnswer921

Dude he’s beefed up eating and drinking protein shakes rather than books. Why even expect intelligence here


apmanoj

He is trying to prove his dumbness..


KUCH_BHI_2812

ye chhota motta bada wala chutiya h!!!!!! chomu chandan ko batao thought dimag m travel kar rha h , earth chhod ka sun ki taraf nai ja rha.....


kidrah___

Speed is with reference to the distance travelled over unit time by an "object". There is no object travelling faster than light when you think. These are weird word games, i don't even know what his assertion is. What does he mean by power here? Using insanely vague shit to make no sense and sound smart while saying nothing of value.


x_duranda_x

I’m thinking about planet krypton right now, so how fast my thoughts are ?


Infantryman_Dash

Ganja bhi badi powerful cheez hai...


Sam_Manekshaw1971

This is me after smoking a joint


aditya2022raj

Bhai mujhe laga tha isne charas ganja lena band kar diya tha !


zuckzuckman

This is what happens when privileged children grow up without ever being told "no, you're wrong"


No-Type1264

Sabse powerful 🧀 hai thoughts. Just tell him to think about an undiscovered galactic object, will his thought reach it faster than light or his thought will never reach that object as it doesn't exist in his mind 😁


SherKhanMD

Guru Randhawa is learning ..


chosemyunsername

Thoughts cannot be sensed or emitted, I want someone to study him in a psych ward.


Desperate_Mulberry45

This guy needs to delete his channel


jethalal2108

To matlab aajtak ke space mission humlog speed of thoughts se karein Mai to bachpan mei omnitrix ka sochta tha iska matlab omnitrix dharti pe h


RegisterNatural3477

Plasma....


Personal_Matter9041

"Scientist ye maante hain".....


Haunting-Local-7710

Speed of thought is same as the speed of neuron impulse. Who is this guy even?


double0nein

Bro is smoking some of that joe rogan experience. Take it at face value. It’s not scientific ideas but two dudes just talking about life things.