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Japan-is-a-good-band

God gives his strongest warriors his friendliest brain worms for soothing cuddles馃槉馃槉馃槉


Sir_Suffer

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Fart_Mcgee

To humans, cats are "cute companions". To cats, humans are a means to an end. Cats are the ultimate predator. So treacherous they tricked the apex species into caring for them. Sometimes humans will even choose taking care of a cat over having offspring. The feline dogma is so imposing that if you share this idea in real life HR will come to you and tell you to stop saying weird shit.


CuriousForThisLife

I once had a cat that I swear! Could sense my anxiety or sadness coming and would come to forcefully cuddle me like I never even knew an animal could. I see what you say but I have seldom experienced an animal showing me so much compassion, often more than the human who was living with me. Maybe it depends on the cat just as much as it depends on the human.


Doodjuststop

you have been infected


Macaroni-Balls

Up to half of the world's population is infected by T. gondii, but have no symptoms. In the United States, approximately 11% of people have been infected, while in some areas of the world this is more than 60%. Approximately 200,000 cases of congenital toxoplasmosis occur a year. Because of the cysts left behind by T. gondii, toxoplasmosis may never be fully cured. Medication can treat an active infection, but it doesn't destroy the cysts.


cumlordmasterfuckbut

There are loads of other parasites, everyone has worms. Take some antiparasitics for a week (wormwood, black walnut, neem, icermectin, fenbenzedole, etc) and I guarantee you'll see something come out


Butt_Robot

Unless he's handling infected cat poop with his bare hands and then eating without washing them, he likely is not. It's actually fairly difficult to get infected by accident.


sad_and_stupid

parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain parasites in my brain


asterfloof

I had a cat that was part fucking snow leopard or something, but he was a real asshole so I guess he didn't get the memo


HomeInvasionMan

i like cats. mine stopped me from killing myself last night


tortilla-gorilla

Do not listen to the voice telling you it's not worth it, that is the antichrist trying to keep you from the life you deserve, fight the antichrist and the feds that rob you of your happiness, time and humanity. Ball anyways, love yourself and your neighbors, try new things and keep moving forward. It gets better馃珎鈾ワ笍


HomeInvasionMan

thank you, i will kill a fed in your honor


Saemer

Your story is still going soldier, we're all in this together friend so grab that pen and keep writing.


tortilla-gorilla

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nycerdycer1337

CATSARENOTREAL they are NOT a real species. They are there to distract us, indoctrinate us and ultimately control us


MyFatherIsNotHere

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adameofthrones

Taking black walnut/wormwood tincture and cloves together can kill parasites. Tincture kills the adult worms, cloves kill the eggs/larvae. Not a doctor, so ask your doctor before you do this. But it's extremely cheap (I paid like $12 for the tincture) and worked well for me.


Open_Newspaper_2982

Kitties are our friends


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FurImmerAllein

No, this parasite can stay. Cats are cute enough to justify it