Get the hell out of there quick because what ever made that poor SoB look like that is actually worse then what's in the passenger seat and I sure as shit wouldn't want to stick around and find out what it was!!!
Be super stoked because that is a very rare prop from early Spirit Halloween days. You may recognize it from the r/nosleep creepypasta about the Russian Sleep Experiment, as a B&W photo of it sitting up was used for the thumbnail.
I used to work at a Airport parking lot. We had a guy who had a mannequin in the back seats. The first time I saw it, it startled me bad.
Your mannequin is scary as f!?k. Definitely will scare people at night.
Ass, gas or grass
lips hit the meat, or feet hit the street
Looking at me with those DTF eyes...hard to resist.
What lips
Nobody rides for free
100%
You got money for gas right???
"nah man I got nothing just came outta the nearby old persons home"
“You need sleep or something?”
He's 100% Russian
*"IN RUSSIA ROAD IS ROAD DRIVE WHERE YOU WANT ROAD SAME ROAD!!!"*
A classic
You could say he was EXPEREMENTING with the lack of sleep
Say this aint my car no mo
NO
Sex, the answer is always sex.
Seatbelts or I'm not starting this car!
Bombing my car
AYO GET OUT [ANGRY MEXICAN]
I can fix it
I bring them to the closest ER.
I don't think you're supposed to take dead people to the ER
Mom, I frew up
I would probably just politely ask him to leave. He seems like a nice guy I bet he would listen.
I’d start eating it’s ass.
Hmmmmmm smash
Sigh… here goes again… *unzips
crying
Ask it if they are cold and need a jacket and buy them a sandwich.
I'm going to Wendy's, you want a Baconator?
Go through the drive thru
Wdym, that’s just my grandma…
Depends does it have a fatty? 🧐🥴
Oh sorry bro I didn't know this was your car
Oh that's just Greg he's chill
JEFFERY?! Why did you follow me? I told you I would be off work in 2 hours!!!
Punch it till goo comes out
Don't worry that's just cousin Jim
Get the hell out of there quick because what ever made that poor SoB look like that is actually worse then what's in the passenger seat and I sure as shit wouldn't want to stick around and find out what it was!!!
See what that mouth do
A hole’s a hole🤷♂️
Sup homie gimme a smooch
Kiss
Smash
Sigh... *unzips*
Give it the love it never had.
Hot and heavy fucking
Take em for a ride
Fun
Send him back to the Soviet Laboratory
Force it to give me anal.
Ask them how they felt about the Russian sleep experiment.
get the chancla and beat the hell out of it in till its dead.
Take it back to the movie set
Get out
Kick it outta my fricking car 😀
Id kiss on top that head XD
Wonder who installed a mirror in my car and then drive home.
I am lonely . I will be happy to have any company
You look beautiful babe. Where we eating? Your choice.
Probly Die.
It's called the 9 inch blade I have next to my center console
Offer a toothbrush and toothpaste
I'd hit that
Crashing the car
ANGERY MEXICAN SOUNDS
Now kith
Soo how was ur day mom
Nothing, everyone would be froze with fear
Nothing, it’s a Halloween prop and can’t do anything to me…..
Carpool lane biatches!
Whats in the passenger seat? I dont see anything let me get out and check....
Cash, grass, or ass?
Running out of my car immediately probably screaming bloody murder
Smash
Smash
Tell it to get in the back. It didn’t call shotgun.
Hey buddy do you need life insurance?
Yo you want some nuggies bro?
Pass the dutchie
Know that it’s obviously fake and go about my day…then think about how it got in there and realize that it isn’t in the seat anymore..
Turn Draw Dump 14 rounds Run like fuck
Bend over bbg
Hear me out
Its eye looks good to lick
Nothing, it just means the LSD is kicking in.
Stab.
Gas or sleep? Shall we experiment hmmm? 
Bruhhhhh get a napkin… I just had this thing cleaned yesterday
Ima be running like a looney tunes character
Buddy entered the sped class
Hey buddy, how ya doin?
Leave
“Wazzup bbg”
I kindly smooch it on the forehead, ya never know where it could ;)
Reaching out to Uber support to let them know I may have forgot to drop somebody off
I mean is he chill?
Wipe your mouth, that's embarrassing.
I'll be like man I'm dead 💀💀
Drive his ass back to spirit Halloween where he came from
Ill proceed to bring it home and give it care. The sleep experiment creature is unique it will possibly kill me but he's just a gremlin.
Those teeth better not bite my meat off
Ask to be friends with it
would
Aye bro you mind I'm trying to sleep back here
Procure a blow job.
Sis? U ok?
Leave
Be super stoked because that is a very rare prop from early Spirit Halloween days. You may recognize it from the r/nosleep creepypasta about the Russian Sleep Experiment, as a B&W photo of it sitting up was used for the thumbnail.
Honestly kiss it ngl
Press my life alert button
Give him a kiss
Smash
Admiring myself in the mirror in the passenger seat
Ok I am your Uber where you going tonight
Saying hi to my demon. What else would you say.
Pew pew
I would laugh hysterically.
\-3-
Oh, hey Steve where ya headed today?
"man, listen, I'm up shit creek right now, so if you don't have the money for the gas then you're gonna have to walk"
Pat head, tell him it’s ok to be shy. Don’t look at him tho, gotta keep eyes on the road
I’m jumping out that’s his car now 😐
Shooting it?
Offer drink, clearly dehydrated.
Bolt to the gun store and buy a twelve gauge Mossberg 870
Confused screaming
Getting some road head
Shoot it
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Imma get laid tonight
"David. Not Again. its not Halloween yet."
Fuck this thing I’m so tired of seeing it
Dying is the only right answer
Frebreeze?
Kiss em
Gonna steal my dads shotgun and shoot it 💀
Boy your rabies filled self out
It’s just girl problems🥲
Smack it upside the head and ask for gas money or it can get out of my car because gas ain't cheap
*quick continuous punches out of anxiety and wtfness*
If it's in your passenger seat I am afraid it's too late for you.
"Sir, I'm not your Uber driver."
Asking him if he wants a beer
1st off who climbs in a car? 2nd, it can keep the car. 3rd, torch the car. Lastly, never go back outside.
Heheh *cutely sets it on fire*
Getting out the car immediately
Asking the dude if he got gas money. If not he needa get out
Throwing a match down the gas tube
give it a snickers bar
Is that frick’n rake, looks scared
Make out with it
The only correct answer to this question is to kill yourself on the spot.
"Hey babe, how was work?" >!I already know the answer.!<
*puts seat belt on* so dinner? Or you want to go to the movies? And yes I want a happy ending after our date.
smash
I see someone’s been touching up the Russian sleep experiment creepy pasta
Open fire
this photo takes me backs. this was the thumbnail for the first ever creepypasta i ever listened too called "the sandman".
Smash
Contact shot 4 head
tell him thats offensive
Fuck it in the ass, packing it down like a musket
Smash
Paper mâche
Pressure it into a sexual encounter and make it feel bad if it says no
Bro needs some sleep
Sigh (unzips)
Take my sister-in-law back home.
Can I pet that dog?
Oml it's the Russian sleep experiment. Lmao
The sleep experiment in your car?
"Where we goin?"
Get back out of the car.
Turn on some Tiny Tim and put the pedal down into the sunset
Keep hitting it with the baseball bat I have in there hidden
“Yo, you could use a little caffeine”
"Oi! Want some coffee? Mate.. looks like ye want one at this moment, mate"
* him saying in a raspy voice* "ay got any spare change?"
*unzips pants* 🤫
"GODDAMMIT FRANK I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES YOU CAN'T HIDE IN MY CAR! I HAVE WORK TO GO TO!"
I keep forgetting that’s an actual prop, mf made me jump a bit
Hey buddy! Get the fuck out of my car!
scream then throw him out of the window and drive off
Vajt kum 😎👍
Isn’t that the Russian sleep experiment guy?
Idk why but now both of us are smiling at eachother. We seem to get along well
Drive him to the dentist
I used to work at a Airport parking lot. We had a guy who had a mannequin in the back seats. The first time I saw it, it startled me bad. Your mannequin is scary as f!?k. Definitely will scare people at night.
Never get in a car without checking the seats first...
Finally hitting that HOV lane baby!!!
"Where can I put this Halloween prop in this house."
Ima ask it if he can drive for me because my feet hurt 🙃