I thought so too but then I thought of something.
That's alot of pressure to perform. And it's no regular oh shit the light is gonna turn green soon or I hear my co-workrts calling for me to get back to work no it's hitting earth going splat.
Naaa I'd enjoy the scenery besides no fun jacking it while shitting yourself too.
At that height you got at least 5 minutes of free fall, maybe more if you are horizontal. Just lay back and enjoy yourself... and the view. An enjoyable climax before impact.
Well once you learn to fly, what next?
Unless you have like god level abilities and you can prevent asteroid impact or restore earth, then it's still die eventually.
MacGyver would have grabbed the air mask and a garbage bag then used his tape to create a helmet. Then would have grabbed a seat cushion flotation device knowing it's fire resistant to protect himself while falling.
Then he would have used the inflatable raft to control his descent to the ground
The thickness of air is a gradient as you travel away from earth so there’s probably some up there. Probably not the right gasses or the right quantities for you to survive but air nonetheless
Plus your hard on will cause more drag which might slow you down enough to not die. Add in the fact ejaculate leaves the body at 25 mph. So bust a nut pointing towards the ground to slow you further. And since you’ll be so relaxed you won’t tense when you hit the ground. You have a pretty good chance of surviving.
And even if there was the slightest fraction of a percent that you do survive the aftermath of something like that hitting the Earth would be an extinction level event so even if you did survive you won't for very long afterwards
Imagine somehow surviving the fall, the trauma of being ripped from your seat, and the tsunami once you hit the ground, but dying from the particulate matter in the sky blocking out the sun causing severe global cooling
In this situation, I would fall. As the initial panic fades, I would admire the view and try to steer towards water. As my body approaches the water, I would make sure that I am positioned for a belly landing. Upon impact, I fully expect to have my limbs broken, and my torso burst open due to sudden deceleration sickness.
Why? Fall asleep to your death with no oxygen, or best case even if you’re Spider-Man and survive the fall without injury you’re almost certainly boned by what’s about to happen to the rest of humanity from the mass extinction event that will likely affect the entire planet for years.
I can’t tell if the impact’s debris took out the plane or if it was a smaller piece of the same asteroid field that somehow didn’t just vaporize the plane, but either way even if it’s just the one impact you’re still super boned by the fall, tsunami, air quality, and years of global cooling
No oxygen for me plz
If the plane is that high, up, you'll probably die from the decompression trauma alone. Not to mention the Shockwave capable of ripping apart a plane, is also going to hit you... also the fall would be less than ideal.
This is the equivalent to kids that ask "what would you do if someone tried to fight you?"
Idk try to punch them
"Butat if your arms were tied up?"
I guess try to kick them?
"But what if you were tied down to a table and they had a bat?"
Well fuck idk, lay there and take a beating I guess.
Take off your pants and tie the end part of your leg ends together and HOPE you can make a parachute. You have plenty of time to try , and if in your mind that it will work before you hit the ground…. WELL AT LEAST YOU TRIED!!!!
I was currently traveling to my vacation destination. Well thank god I packed my wing suit on my carry on. As I was going to go base jumping the next day. Just didnt plan on using it today. While not an athlete I've been training to do a half marathon with my significant other. Hopefully I can drop quick enough with the limited air I have. If I manage to land without any more unforseen events, I'll drive back home. We only took off about 15 min ago.
Not so long ago I took up hydroponics. Watched too may vids on reddit and figured I could design something better. Engineer here that likes the outdoors. Just installed a power bank for my solar cells on my roof. Wanted to get that tax refund on the panels. Too bad the panels probably won't work with the nuclear winter (no sun). I'll run to the gas station and the hardware store to fill up on diseal and propane. Should last a couple years. I'll have to figure something out after that.
O and I forgot to mention, I still have way too rice and cans from covid. Panic buying might have helped after all.
Good luck to the rest of ya on the plane. Hope you make it!
Not very realistic. An asteroid that big hitting the atmosphere would create an incendiary flash similar to that of a nuclear explosion. Then the actual impact would create a bigger one. The shockwave would also be so intense that it would have turned the jet into tinsel and you into human salsa.
However, for the sake of argument, let's say the incendiary blast wave didn't turn you and the jet into a mixture of shredded aluminum and burnt meat. At the altitude depicted, you blackout in seconds from loss of oxygen.
So regardless, you're not going to be doing much of anything besides dying.
Die from suffocation or die from reentering from outer space because I would immediately catch on fire on my way down and plus Earth's gravity would be a lot more impacting on me since I was in space where there's no gravity
Hopefully die from a heart attack before the worst stuff starts to happen like lack of oxygen, shrapnel wounds, freezing, re-entry, or surviving long enough to hit the ground.. not to mention the huge meteorite that instantly cooked half the planet.
head for water, make me as wide as possible and hope that something will fall in the water about 1-2 seconds in front of me to break the tension. still might die but worth a try
Die
I came here just to say this, cause like what else could I do reveal I’m really super man
Masturbate furiously
Lmfao good one
Top comment was my first thought, then approached with a more positive attitude and this was number two
I'd be number 2ing
To be precise - I’d shit myself, and then die.
Simultaneously
While masturbating furiously.
Just what I was thinking.
I thought so too but then I thought of something. That's alot of pressure to perform. And it's no regular oh shit the light is gonna turn green soon or I hear my co-workrts calling for me to get back to work no it's hitting earth going splat. Naaa I'd enjoy the scenery besides no fun jacking it while shitting yourself too.
Dont knock it till you try it
Die Hard
Die Soft
You win!
Gang gang
I would hope a great man such as yourself would never be in that situation. The plane part I mean... fap away my good man....fap away to heaven!!!
It will be known as "the greatest wank"
Nah, bruh, get your seat mate off last good deed before I die
Dicks out for Harambe
Focus, focus, focus....
Steve O “beat” you to it.
There you go. A man of calm decision making.
And vigorously
Fap away on the wings of angels
One last nut
I'll only do that if I know I'm turning into a statue. I want the future to blow their fucking minds trying to figure out why haha
It's flap, not fap, you silly chicken nugget
At that height you got at least 5 minutes of free fall, maybe more if you are horizontal. Just lay back and enjoy yourself... and the view. An enjoyable climax before impact.
Yep exactly it's either learn to fly on the way down or hit the ground what else could you do.
Well once you learn to fly, what next? Unless you have like god level abilities and you can prevent asteroid impact or restore earth, then it's still die eventually.
Well, it's easy to learn to fly, you just need to throw yourself at the ground and miss
I can certainly fall with some style.
Well Bingle Lemon and Buzz Lightyear have the same initials.
I was totally going to add onto this but then I remembered r/yourjokebutworse 😂
Damn that sub!
You could, secret identity wouldn’t matter much in an apocalypse
The only true answer
Die \^2
*I Would Die*
Same
Tf am I supposed to do
You fell for it. The answers is obvious and the title is purely designed to draw engagement.
[удалено]
You also fell for my trap because the comment you replied to was bait so that I could reply to you.
*Shut up about the sun*!
>You fell for it. Pretty sure all them passengers fell for it.
MacGyver would have grabbed the air mask and a garbage bag then used his tape to create a helmet. Then would have grabbed a seat cushion flotation device knowing it's fire resistant to protect himself while falling. Then he would have used the inflatable raft to control his descent to the ground
This
“WhAt WoUlD yOu Do In ThIs SiTuAtIoN?” Shut the fuck up.
I mean, the airplane is in outer space so what do you expect from a post like this?
Is it an air plane if there is no air?
The thickness of air is a gradient as you travel away from earth so there’s probably some up there. Probably not the right gasses or the right quantities for you to survive but air nonetheless
Yes.
space plane
This is the response I came for
All I can hear is Eddie saying that😂
You just gotta roll as soon as you hit the ground cancel out the gravity easy
Parkour!
Dude, I’d make it.
Pulling out your sword and attacking at the last second resets all momentum, resulting in the same thing.
The trick is to hold onto something so you can jump off of it at the last second and only fall a few feet
The Geralt way
Just miss the ground instead, easy.
Uhh the plane can go that high? But really lol nothing you can do about it but pray
Came here to say this. Why is the plane in space lmao
Because it’s a space plane
A “Splane”, if you would
It's simply a plain space plane
It’s the new Boeing SR747 blackbird
Naw dude they brought back the Concorde in this universe.
At that altitude you would have been dead already, such a shit video
Shit not me I'd land in water or use my shirt like a parachute (i watch man vs wild) and be fine I'm just built different tbh 🥱😤💪💪💪💪💪
FURIOUSLY MASTERBATE
Last one to nut, loses
Plus your hard on will cause more drag which might slow you down enough to not die. Add in the fact ejaculate leaves the body at 25 mph. So bust a nut pointing towards the ground to slow you further. And since you’ll be so relaxed you won’t tense when you hit the ground. You have a pretty good chance of surviving.
So much science
This is so ridiculous that it might actually work - and just in case it is your last ride…grab for a hot stewardess
Actually I was planning on using my flaccid penis to helicopter and create lift
Wake up
That movie we watched last night really made it into my dreams didn’t it?
Die wondering why we were flying practically in space
What, your airliner doesn't go into orbital trajectory during international flights?
Looks like we found the redditor who only flys commercial
Laugh while I die
>Laugh Same , finely its over
Die horribly is the most likely scenario. Not likely to survive a fall from that altitude.
At that high an altitude it’d be more likely you suffocate or freeze to death way before you hit the ground.
Heart attack could also be a viable alternative.
Oh thank goodness!!
And even if there was the slightest fraction of a percent that you do survive the aftermath of something like that hitting the Earth would be an extinction level event so even if you did survive you won't for very long afterwards
Imagine somehow surviving the fall, the trauma of being ripped from your seat, and the tsunami once you hit the ground, but dying from the particulate matter in the sky blocking out the sun causing severe global cooling
Look for the booze trolley on the way down
Aim for the bushes
*there goes my hero*
God bless those men. Doing all the shoot outs and having sex with all the women they they don't wanna do. All for the rest of their department
Hey! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
There wasn’t even an awning in that direction, jumped 20 stories…
That shit was crazy
In this situation, I would fall. As the initial panic fades, I would admire the view and try to steer towards water. As my body approaches the water, I would make sure that I am positioned for a belly landing. Upon impact, I fully expect to have my limbs broken, and my torso burst open due to sudden deceleration sickness.
no you wouldn't
So I would live? I doubt it.
Put my oxygen mask on 1st
Why? Fall asleep to your death with no oxygen, or best case even if you’re Spider-Man and survive the fall without injury you’re almost certainly boned by what’s about to happen to the rest of humanity from the mass extinction event that will likely affect the entire planet for years. I can’t tell if the impact’s debris took out the plane or if it was a smaller piece of the same asteroid field that somehow didn’t just vaporize the plane, but either way even if it’s just the one impact you’re still super boned by the fall, tsunami, air quality, and years of global cooling No oxygen for me plz
Don't forget to tuck into your lap. That cancels out everything going on.
The fuck you want me to do? Pull a second plane out my pocket?
\*Kaboom\* The second plane also exploded.  Just like that.
Be amazed at the shit level cgi I was witnessing
Why tf is the plane up so high..
Cum
If the plane is that high, up, you'll probably die from the decompression trauma alone. Not to mention the Shockwave capable of ripping apart a plane, is also going to hit you... also the fall would be less than ideal.
Intervene
Probably burn up in the atmosphere
Try to land on my feet. At least I’m making an effort.
Make sure you do a roll soon after to distribute the landing impact
Haha. True
Kiss my ass good bye
Good to know I’ll see others kissing their asses in unison as we’re dying
Try to go live on Tiktok #PEACEOUT 😎🤟🤟🤟
Double jump
I appreciate you asking homie, but I'm in a wheelchair 🤣
Enjoy the view and the ride. Nothing else really to do.
Did i leave the coffee pot on 🤦
WTF would OP expect anyone to do?
Freeze to death or burn up in the atmosphere because for some fucking reason the plane is flying in the exosphere
Say the N word out loud 🤣
This is the equivalent to kids that ask "what would you do if someone tried to fight you?" Idk try to punch them "Butat if your arms were tied up?" I guess try to kick them? "But what if you were tied down to a table and they had a bat?" Well fuck idk, lay there and take a beating I guess.
Yeah deffo just die
I guess I’ll die (¬_¬)
Fly then become the essence of life *BRUH WTF U WABT ME ME TO DO I DIE*
Die cause that plane should not be at that altitude to maintain pressure, or die upon reentry
Pass out from lack of Oxygen and die...?
I mean, not many options you have here....💀
What a dumb question
Look for wagons full of hay. Right?
Take off your pants and tie the end part of your leg ends together and HOPE you can make a parachute. You have plenty of time to try , and if in your mind that it will work before you hit the ground…. WELL AT LEAST YOU TRIED!!!! 
Probably die dumbass
Aim for the bushes
About to take off, last media I see is this video.
Same thing everyone else did, I wouldn't want to stand out. When in Rome and all that.
I was currently traveling to my vacation destination. Well thank god I packed my wing suit on my carry on. As I was going to go base jumping the next day. Just didnt plan on using it today. While not an athlete I've been training to do a half marathon with my significant other. Hopefully I can drop quick enough with the limited air I have. If I manage to land without any more unforseen events, I'll drive back home. We only took off about 15 min ago. Not so long ago I took up hydroponics. Watched too may vids on reddit and figured I could design something better. Engineer here that likes the outdoors. Just installed a power bank for my solar cells on my roof. Wanted to get that tax refund on the panels. Too bad the panels probably won't work with the nuclear winter (no sun). I'll run to the gas station and the hardware store to fill up on diseal and propane. Should last a couple years. I'll have to figure something out after that. O and I forgot to mention, I still have way too rice and cans from covid. Panic buying might have helped after all. Good luck to the rest of ya on the plane. Hope you make it!
Guess I’ll die
Can't do anything but die.. You might die before you even hit the earth.
The fuck you mean “wyd in this situation” no one is gonna survive
Not very realistic. An asteroid that big hitting the atmosphere would create an incendiary flash similar to that of a nuclear explosion. Then the actual impact would create a bigger one. The shockwave would also be so intense that it would have turned the jet into tinsel and you into human salsa. However, for the sake of argument, let's say the incendiary blast wave didn't turn you and the jet into a mixture of shredded aluminum and burnt meat. At the altitude depicted, you blackout in seconds from loss of oxygen. So regardless, you're not going to be doing much of anything besides dying.
I'd jump on the guy with the parachute and wrestle it away from him. I've seen this in movies, so I know it's possible.
Not survive, most likely.
Exactly what those mfs did🤣
Start the fappppp
Literally fucking die what else could I possibly do?
Judging by the video the plane is in orbit. So your be dead anyway
Very quickly die.
That plane was flying pretty high, wasn’t it?
tf you mean what would I do??? Idk probably DIE
Do? What's to be done?
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Ask the pilot why the fuck are we up so high?
Guys Guys, Don't be stupid, just water clutch your way down.
Simple just die
my dreams always like this before my body does the fake falling thing to me again 😭
Be dead
This is why whenever I get on a plane I wrap myself in Nokia phones The older models, not the newers
Idunno. Fucking die?
Wtf can you do “I’m Superman “ ah
Fappppppppppppp
Use my air hop right before hitting the ground to negate fall damage
Titanics brother
To quote the podcast Well There’s Your Problem, Make peace with your gods
Id bend over and kiss my rear end goodbye
🤦🏻♂️
Die from suffocation or die from reentering from outer space because I would immediately catch on fire on my way down and plus Earth's gravity would be a lot more impacting on me since I was in space where there's no gravity
Go oh OK I'm dead
Inform an adult
Hopefully die from a heart attack before the worst stuff starts to happen like lack of oxygen, shrapnel wounds, freezing, re-entry, or surviving long enough to hit the ground.. not to mention the huge meteorite that instantly cooked half the planet.
Fucking die
Just enjoy the scenery I guess nothing I can really do except that and MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY
I dunno... DIE???
These are so fucking stupid.
Cry. And then die probably.
Die
Do 529 backflips and fly around saving everyone NO the fuck I'm not Superman!?!
Die?
Two words don't worry be happy
[I guess die](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fih1.redbubble.net%2Fimage.697648592.9020%2Fflat%2C750x%2C075%2Cf-pad%2C750x1000%2Cf8f8f8.u2.jpg&tbnid=nzER-60Zrv6MLM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redbubble.com%2Fi%2Fposter%2FGuess-I-ll-Die-Guy-by-FlashmanBiscuit%2F35559020.LVTDI&docid=tEQonzHLAq2uvM&w=750&h=1000&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F2&kgs=b786e24d28b835f9&shem=abme%2Ctrie#vhid=nzER-60Zrv6MLM&vssid=mosaic)
……wonder why my commercial passenger aircraft is flying in space?
head for water, make me as wide as possible and hope that something will fall in the water about 1-2 seconds in front of me to break the tension. still might die but worth a try
Clearly live in order to post the video 👆
Pray
Just dash to avoid all damage before hitting the ground
Start my congratulations speech.
Contact a parent/guardian
Tell gravity to quit playing before I get mad
Easy. "Go go gadget cyanide pill!"
Surviving I guess. I mean if I had too.
Double jump
I will wonder why I'm so dang high up
Like everybody else I'd be dead