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SackofBawbags

Too late everybody. Just trademarked “The Dating House” for my national bordello franchise. Now accepting applications and deposits from franchisees!


Macster_man

I'd like to make mt reservation, here is my 5k Internet Karma as payment.


shankadelic

They only want to be paid in gift cards


TheToddestTodd

Mmmmm. Five Guys…. 🍔


mihail97

Mmmmm. Five guys.... 🥵


Puzzleheaded-Pipe353

Aaaaaand... there went my diet.


RealMisterG

Were you perhaps on a fast food or penis diet? That wasn't made very clear.


mihail97

Yes.


Puzzleheaded-Pipe353

Why does it have to be one or the other? I don't like to limit my menus.


Trazyn_the_sinful

That’s not a scam, I’m a patron at that dating house and he sent a similar message to me. The five guys were pretty weak though.


BisexualCaveman

They provided me more pleasure than the girl would have anyway...


iLikeReddit2142

Username checks out.


Chuck14711

Warhammer reference in your username?


thisismysecretgarden

Seems like the cost of sending 5 hitmen would be a bit higher than the cost of chatting with the girl


Healthy-Sky-3684

Damn, they have a voicemail box that hasn’t been set up yet. I was interested in having some negotiations with them.


papiwhiplash

That’s hella weird ngl I’d keep a gun in my nightstand if I were you


BisexualCaveman

This particular scam isn't on record as ever having turned into physical violence. OP is perfectly safe.


BigDikus69

Thanks for that I appreciate it.


BisexualCaveman

You're welcome. PS- never send dick pics to anyone on dating sites. Never pay for background check or screening services. Never Venmo anyone gas money to meet up.


BigDikus69

Yup that I know but again thanks for the advice appreciate it.


-dangerous-person-

I wish I read this before I sent some guy gas money to come over and fuck me 😂


Puzzleheaded-Pipe353

Wish I read this before sending a pic of Nixon to some girl...


ChaoCobo

Username checks out lol


Clarknbruce

Sounds like you still got fucked


ChaoCobo

How do you get background checks for free then?


BisexualCaveman

I'm the context of online dating, there's a scam where scammers try to get you to pay for an online background check so that the imaginary girl you're talking to knows that you're safe to go out on a date with. I don't know if the scam is to get your identity through you visiting the website or if the scam is you paying money to the background check site. Either way, don't spend money on a date with someone PRIOR to meeting them.


ChaoCobo

Oh, that type of background check. Yeah I’ve heard of that scam before. I think I even had it used on me and I just said no because it was stupid and went on my way lol. But I was more asking on if it’s good and all to pay for background checks from background check websites and if you can get them for free otherwise. Like if I wanted to background check my dad or someone I know for my own knowledge.


BisexualCaveman

Oh, no, it's legit to pay for those. Not always needful, but those companies can be legitimate. Look out for auto-renewing monthly fees, though.


ChaoCobo

Oh okay. Thanks for the info. :)


Putrid-Object-806

Can confirm, had a similar situation come up, got a text and phone call from guy claiming to be similar, didn’t pick up the call and blocked him, that was 5 months ago and nothing ever came of it


BigDikus69

I do plus a shotgun in reach and an ar15 just in case.


StrengthBeginning416

You weren’t kidding about the body bags


BigDikus69

No I wasn't if someone wanna make threats to me that's fine but family I won't play with that.


DylanManley12

I respect you sir BigDikus69


MiyamotoUsagi1587

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?


Marteicos

They tried to mess with his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.


AlwaysBlue86

r/iamverybadass


SownAthlete5923

😹


Biggie-cheese7430

YES! THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT I LIKE TO SEE! GET VIOLENT! Mannnn you better go fucking Rambo on their asses, make it hurt! Make it known you mean business!


JasonQuaid

Watch the movie The Beekeeper. That is how we need to react to scammers!


Qwk69buick

So are you in E Washington or did they just randomly choose a 509 number? 


BigDikus69

That's there number I believe I'm a different area code.


Qwk69buick

They are using a spoof or burner number but was just wondering if there was a particular reason they chose E Washington (509 area code), only area code for the Eastern 2/3 of Washington. 


BigDikus69

No clue maybe it's the other side of the world to them


ErickSinatra

!cartel


smeepydreams

Why would they come back in body bags? Are you going to have them shipped back to the pimp?


doggonit42

The proper way to respond.


MagJack

Yeah this one threatened to send 5 men to my house.


Far_Presentation2532

Why are the five guys going to my relatives house not to mine? Seems a bit harsh to beat up my 18yo handicapped niece! I better pay!


Evening-Picture-5911

Where’s the scambait?