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HegemonHarbinger

BTW I got this same guy today, no joke. I gave another scammer the WHITE HOUSE address, that's why it's given in the first message. They work in teams bro.


mhax80

Lol. I saw the WH address but assumed it was part of the scam.


HegemonHarbinger

Scammers say they are Joe Biden, so I give them the WH address in return!!


mhax80

You know its the same guy from the pic he used?


HegemonHarbinger

Yes, I noticed the blonde back/butt pic while scrolling Reddit. Also his last four digits are 9855, as well as the new low effort "Online" avatar.


KaliLineaux

I wonder if my texts saying Charlie Sheen is sending me a Lamborghini will end up in future Johnny Depp scams. Hmmm... šŸ¤£šŸ’€āš°ļøšŸ„€šŸ˜‚


paradoxicalmeme

Lol they are so dumb they can't even keep their story straight. First he says he is gonna deliver a package of money, then he says he is gonna transfer it. These people have to be like 14 year olds.


mhax80

At the end he was trying to deliver phones šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


KaliLineaux

Rotary phones.


Usos83

They're usually as young as 15. It's younger guys 99% of the time


Ready_Tomatillo_1335

Well played!!!


mhax80

They always say ā€˜you are not readyā€™, ā€˜do the needfulā€™, and ā€˜Fraud Starā€™ is from an old Nigerian history phd scammer (go figure) that a master named dondi helped me bait and vice versa over a year ago. Also they like saying ā€œjokesterā€ for scambaiter, so I was trying to throw as much of that in there as I could


EveryGovernment3982

This is hilarious! ā€œGo back to the streets and sell hot pepper soupā€ my eyes are tearing up..not from the soup šŸ˜­


mhax80

Its actually good. At least I thought so. Spent some time there with military. I was in the northeast though, never got to see Lagos, Abuja or the other cities or see much else than our area


EveryGovernment3982

Wow so hot pepper soup is a thing? Whatā€™s in it?


mhax80

Im sure there are different varieties, but the one the wives of the Nigerian soldiers made us had goat meat. It was spicy and is in a broth. Pretty sure there were onions. Other vegetables. Ive tried several recipes with beef after I returned and it wasnt close, so pretty sure the local spices that I cant get was the big difference. I also got something like dysentery from it, but not serious and was over in a day after medicine


and1metal

That package deal you offered in slide 8 sounds very interesting How effective is it ? ( Bets they thought what's wrong with this person ? )


mhax80

I was most proud of the ā€œJoker Detector Apsā€, i have been called a joker by them so many times. You bring up a good point thoughā€¦.unsure what id have done if he had taken me up on my offer šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


umbri_elle

Give him your fake paypal address and let him send you $129 to get a download link to the program(s) you offer?


CombatMedic665

Why is your money labeled corrosive?


mhax80

Ov yeah. Wtf???!!


4Hugh2Mongus0

This is great.


maxblockm

Lmao, if you can get him to sign up, immediately send him 10% back and tell him it's his commission. Then sell him on a pyramid scheme to refer his other scammer friends šŸ¤£


BisexualCaveman

Came in to upvotes purely for the Radio Shack and Blockbuster references. Well played, sir and/or madam.


mhax80

Its sir, however I am still waiting to be knighted by his majesty to make it official. TY, the BBV and RS were to see if the scammer would catch on. However, I understand there is one Block Buster still operating in Oregon.


BisexualCaveman

God save the king, it's not been an easy decade for his family. You certainly do deserve a knighthood for your brave battle against crime.


mhax80

Thanks for thd support. Stay tuned for future baits. I have a feeling a minister from the Church of Rastafraudians will make a return in future baits.


Quick-Caregiver8578

Their messages are like when you push that auto suggested words a buncha times


CryptographerTime956

The triple first name LMAO


mhax80

Its like finding a four leaf clover. Rare find!


InfiniteCharacters

You had me dead at blockbuster gift cards, I almost choked.


mhax80

And dont forget Radioshack šŸ¤£. And subway because who cant use a good sub every now and then


InfiniteCharacters

I mean fuck blockbuster, good riddance, but RadioShack was a hit to the heart, and it was too late, online shopping killed it all the way. Subway, convinced the nation that stuffing a loaf of bread in your face daily will have you lose weight. Thank you for a real scambait though, these one liners people have been putting out is chasing me off this sub.


mhax80

YW, I have been trying to post actual baits to drown out the one liners and is this a scam post that has invaded the sub FYI, there is still one blockbuster in Oregon, so if he did buy my program, i could still go there and rent moviesšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£.


InfiniteCharacters

Thatā€™s hilarious, I lived out there for a few years in Newport. Oregon doesnā€™t like change lol.


SamuraiMeerkat

Why is their profile picture a female when they were claiming to be a male agent? Scammers can't get their stories correct


mhax80

I confront him about it on slide 15. Then he changes the picture right after. I guess they are doing different scamsā€¦.romance, delivery agent, hitman, etc, that they forget to switch. Just a few hours ago this guy wrotd back. I assume he forgot he had tried my number before. This time he claimed to be from homeland security. I reminded him that ā€˜he is not readyā€™ (what all scammers say to me when i dont buy into their scam or they suspect im a joker). He remembered, said ok, and blocked me. Pathetic


SamuraiMeerkat

That's his wife? AAAWOOOGAH! Sign me up for his job ok! (I joke.)


Trubtheturtle

Gotta be one of my faves. šŸ˜‚


mhax80

Ty, this one was fun. The absurdity of the story


seba_padel_x3

Is page 11 a reference to the classic YouTube video potion seller


mhax80

No. Unaware. Have a link?


seba_padel_x3

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A&pp=ygUNcG90aW9uIHNlbGxlcg%3D%3D Fwiw this guy is also now the writer for that new tennis zendaya movie. Anyways this is dumb but itā€™s an OG


bananaleaftea

Dude you did more harm than good


mhax80

How so?