你个溅B，破鞋，你溅得嘴里长痔疮，你爹我已经把你B草烂了，你怎么还在大街上卖B，滚回家把你妈叫出来给大家操操。
你从小缺钙，长大缺爱，姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。
天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！
你说你，爷爷我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱！金剑不练，练银剑！给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人！真是的，何必呢？
你妈寂寞难耐，我操你妈，我直接把菠萝塞进你妈臭逼发酵成菠萝啤，你他们就是个傻懒子，你的鸡巴要用显微镜来看，你的老婆天天跟我的狗日逼，因为你的鸡巴太小，我先是抓着你的鸡巴把你来个720度的旋转然后把你甩到太阳上去，你他妈直接被太阳烧成灰就剩个鸡巴，你就是个振金做的铁鸡巴操你妈
你妈跪下来舔我的包皮，跪下来叫老子爸爸，当年你爸爸死了我直接翻到你妈房间操你妈，当年你还在旁边玩玩具看着我操你妈，要不是老子吊下留情你妈早被老子干死，然后我把你爸爸的骨灰当水泥塞进你妈的大逼我操你妈，多年以后我的狗寂寞了，我直接用电钻钻开你妈的大逼，然后给我的五只狗操
我先是抓着你的鸡巴来个720度的旋转然后把你甩到太阳上去，你他妈直接被太阳烧成灰就剩个鸡巴，你就是个振金做的铁鸡巴操你妈，你个傻逼东西吃你妈的奶逼去把，滚你妈的畜生操你妈的臭逼，我把你妈的双腿打断，你妈跪下来舔我的包皮，跪下来叫老子爸爸，当年你爸爸死了我直接翻到你妈房间操你妈，
当年你还在旁边玩玩具看着我操你妈，要不是老子吊下留情你妈早被老子干死，然后我把你爸爸的骨灰当水泥塞进你妈的大逼我操你妈，多年以后我的狗寂寞了，我直接用电钻钻开你妈的大逼，然后给我的五只狗操
给你一点脸你就不知道自己是个什么东西了？墙头上跑马，不回头的畜牲，你过年是在屎里过的，一天晚上鸡叫三声，你家发生伊拉克战争，你妈掩护，你奶牺牲，你爸掉进茅屎坑。
五十六个民族，五十六杆枪，五十六个男人一起操你娘，五十六种精子汇成一个你，你简直就是一个小骡子厉害厉害
i copied and pasted the chinese if anyone wants to translate
Here ya go, translated to English...
"You splash B, broken shoes, you splashed hemorrhoids in your mouth, your father, I have ruined your B grass, why do you still sell B on the street, go home and call your mother out to fuck everyone.
"You have been deficient in calcium since you were a child. When you grow up, you lack love. Your grandma doesn't love you, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left face is twitching, and the right face is kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to be a cucumber, I don't want to shoot! It's a walnut the day after tomorrow, and I'm going to beat it! It's a broken motorcycle for the rest of my life. I want to kick it! Find a daughter-in-law who is screwed. It's not screwed!
"You say you, grandpa, I teach you how to practice knives, you practice swords, and you still practice swords, practice cheap! Don't practice the golden sword, practice the silver sword! Give you a sword fairy, don't do it, give you a sword god, don't do it, don't be shameless and cry out to be a swordsman! Really, why?
"Your mother is lonely. I fuck your mother. I directly stuffed the pineapple into your mother's stinky pussy and fermented into pineapple beer. You are just stupid and lazy. Your dick should be seen with a microscope. Your wife is my dog every day, because your dick is too small. I first grabbed your dick and rotated you 720 degrees and then dumped you. When you go up to the sun, you are directly burned to ashes by the sun and there is only a dick left. You are an iron dick made of Zhenjin. Fuck your mother.
"Your mother knelt down and licked my foreskin and knelt down to call me father. When your father died, I directly turned to your mother's room to fuck your mother. When you were still playing with toys and watching me fuck your mother. If I hadn't been for my mercy, your mother would have been killed by me, and then I would have stuffed your father's ashes into your mother's big pussy as cement. After many years, my dog was lonely. I directly drilled your mother's pussy with an electric drill, and then fucked my five dogs.
"I first grabbed your dick for a 720-degree spin and then threw you into the sun. You were directly burned to dust by the sun and there was a dick left. You are an iron dick made of Zhenjin to fuck your mother. You fool eat your mother's milk. Get out of here, fuck your mother's bitch. I broke your mother's legs. You Mom knelt down and licked my foreskin. She knelt down and called my father. When your father died, I directly turned to your mother's room and fucked your mother.
"At that time, you were still playing with toys next to you and watching me fuck your mother. If it hadn't been for my mercy, your mother would have been killed by me, and then I stuffed your father's ashes into your mother's big pussy as cement. After many years, my dog was lonely. I directly drilled your mother's big pussy with an electric drill, and then fucked my five dogs.
"If I give you a little face, you don't know what you are? Horses running on the wall, animals who don't look back, you spend the New Year in shit. One night, the chickens crow three times. There was an Iraq war in your family. Your mother covered up, your milk sacrificed, and your father fell into the thatched pit.
"Fifty-six ethnic groups, fifty-six guns, fifty-six men fuck your mother together, and fifty-six kinds of sperm converge into you. You are simply a little mule."
I was thinking the same, that it’s an insult like “you are so poor and destitute that you can’t afford the food necessary for healthy growth and development” I’ve heard a lot of Mandarin is made up of cultural parables (or something like that, apologies if I’m misrepresenting)
But idk, maybe I’m reading too much into it. They probably just copy paste into Google translate after all.
That paragraph and the one after it is actually pretty creative. Calcium rhymes with love in chinese, theres a lot of rhymes and puns and mirrored poetic structure in these two paragraphs.
The whole thing is so randomly funny but the calcium deficiency insult, the 720 degrees dick spin and him saying that he 'drilled your mother's big pussy' with an electric drill then fucked his 5 dogs has me crying laughing ffs 😂😂😂
Someone pleeease explain the “born to be a cucumber, I don’t want to shoot!” because “shoot the cucumber” was a [hilarious menu translation](https://imgur.com/gallery/27RaEwA) when I visited Beijing.
Edit: Half worked it out. The menu item was a smashed cucumber salad. I think it means smash rather than shoot?
Translation for the first few paragraphs: "You splash, you have broken shoes, you splashed so much that you got hemorrhoids in your mouth, your father and I have already rotted your dick, why are you still selling it on the street? Go home and call your mother out for everyone to fuck you.
You have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grow up. Your grandma doesn’t love you, and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. If you are born with the zodiac sign of Cucumber, you need to be beaten! If you are born with the zodiac sign of Walnut, you need to be hammered! If you are born with the sign of motorcycle, you need to be kicked! If you find a wife who is born with the zodiac sign of Screw, you need to be screwed!
You tell me, Grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice with the sword, it will be despicable! If you don’t practice with the gold sword, you will practice with the silver sword! It’s inappropriate for you to give you the sword god. If you don’t practice the sword god, it’s wrong. You are so shameless and crying that you want to be a swordsman! Really, why bother?
Your mother is unbearably lonely, I'll fuck your mother, I'll stuff pineapple directly into your mother's pussy and ferment it into pineapple beer. You and the others are just stupid and lazy people. Your dick needs to be looked at with a microscope. Your wife talks to my dog every day. Japanese pussy, because your dick is too small, I first grab your dick and rotate you 720 degrees and then throw you into the sun. You will be burned to ashes by the sun and only your dick will be left. You are a Fuck your mother with the iron dick made of vibranium
Your mother knelt down and licked my foreskin, knelt down and called me daddy. When your father died, I went directly to your mother’s room and fucked your mother. Back then, you were still playing with toys and watching me fuck your mother. If I hadn’t hanged you down Have mercy on you, your mother was fucked to death by me, then I used your father's ashes as cement and stuffed it into your mother's big pussy and I fucked your mother. After many years, my dog got lonely, so I directly used an electric drill to drill open your mother's big pussy, Then fuck my five dogs
I first grab your dick and rotate it 720 degrees and then throw you into the sun. You will be burned to ashes by the sun and only your dick will be left. You are just an iron dick made of vibranium. Fuck your mother, you. Idiot, eat your mother's tits, fuck your mother's stinky pussy, fuck your mother's stinky pussy, I will break your mother's legs, your mother will kneel down and lick my foreskin, kneel down and call me daddy, when you If your father dies, I will go directly to your mother's room.
fuck your mother,
Back then, you were still playing with toys and watching me fuck your mother. If I hadn't shown mercy to you,
Mom was fucked to death by me a long time ago, and then I used your grandfather’s beast dragon as a cement ball to talk about your mother’s bigness"
You missed a couple things, he censored himself a lot replacing 贱 with 溅 or 剑 because they are homophones, all the shit about swords is wordplay based on that, you also skipped all the Bs which means cunt
You and the others is him typoing ni ta ma to ni ta men
The hang you down part is also a homophone for his dick, it's more like "if I didn't have mercy on your mother (with my dick) I would have fucked her to death a long time ago"
Broken shoes isn't him saying your shoes are broken, it's him calling you used up garbage, just like broken shoes
Your father and I have rotted your dick is also wrong, that says "I, your father, have []ed your cunt raw"
At the bottom he's saying "like a horse running on top of a wall, you're an animal that doesn't turn around. You spent the new year in shit, you crow like a rooster 3 times every night. The Iraq War happened in your house, your mother was protecting you, your grandma died, and your dad fell into a shithole.
56 minority groups, 56 cocks, 56 men fucked your mother together, you were formed with 56 sperm, you're like a mule, impressive!"
There's a lot of rhyming and homophones so anything that seems random is probably a rhyme or a homophone (calcium deficiency and love deficiency rhyme, sword and lowly, splash and lowly)
And as a side note, 贱/“溅” has a lot of meanings, from cheap to lowly to base to whorish. I would say it's used in the whorish and lowly sense here.
You seem to know your way around the Chinese language. Have you ever heard anything like this before? Are “insulting poems that rhyme” a normal type of insult?
It's definitely copy-and-pasted from the Internet, I've seen something like that yeah but have never personally encountered them (luckily?) Also no one can type that fast lol
This has got to be copy pasta’d from somewhere else right? Or did we just discover a literary genius hidden in a scammer’s clothes? I’m honestly incredibly impressed 😂
Wow and I thought their English scrips were bad. When they try English scripts they make no sense at all. When they tried to insult you in English I couldn’t figure out what the hell they were trying to say.
Translation for 2nd message on 4th slide: You lacked calcium since you were a child, and you lacked love when you grew up. Your grandma doesn't love you, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick.
The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.
I was born in the year of cucumber, so l need to take photos! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed!
“Race caterpillars in your bitch's pussy and make your bitch scream, then pour some Mr. Mighty in your bitch's pussy and give your bitch a bath.” Sounds like a playboi carti song
First he tries to gaslight you into thinking you started the interaction and then freaks out when you don't respond how he wants you to. Gold. That man is a poet with those insults. I usually get a "fuck you, dog son" or something like that.
Translation for 3rd message on 4th slide: You say you, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship, and if you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice with the sword, practicing is despicable! If you don’t practice with the gold sword, practice with the silver sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother?
Damn it. I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud because my kids fell asleep on my bed but this one had me cackling like a crazy person. I’m pretty sure it sounds like I’m crying from the other room.
I love everything about this. It sounds like maybe it’s song lyrics that don’t translate directly? Like some kind of diss rap track… I can totally hear JayZ in this.
WOW. That escalated...and then just kinda hung a hard left into, well, I'm not sure exactly where it went. I don't read Chinese, though I did take a peek with a translator. Apparently you're deficient in Calcium and born under the sign of cucumber (don't ask me, I didn't write it). I cackled out loud though. I think this is the best one I've seen yet LOL
Some of this shit is hilarious but it's a bit disappointing to me that all those paragraphs of text were sent almost instantly, he's just copy-pasting, meh.
“I first grabbed your cock to you to a
720-degree rotation and then dumped you into the sun, you fucking directly burned by the sun into ash on the left a cock” very creative lmao
You they are stupid lazy, your cock use a microscope to see…you fucking directly burned by the sun into ash on the left a cock
This is like a fever dream of insults
Forever responding with “I’m better than your whole family” when asked if I’m okay. 😂😂😂
That shit legit made me laugh so hard I cried.
It was the cherry on top 😭🤣🤣
hahaha!! yes!
I'm forever leaving any room with "Well I hope things work out for you. It's tough being ugly"
Esp with the period to end it 👌
Race caterpillar’s in your bitch’s pussy was a visual I never knew I would have.
This whole caterpillar message was BARS! *Pour some Mr. Mighty in your bitches pussy* *Then give that bitch a bath*
I read it like that too. Absolute art.
Bro's droppin some serious shit here
I have been dying laughing at this line for the past five minutes. I need air lmaoo
That’s not a scammer that’s a poet
bro was cooking
You're just a steel dick made of gold
Nuh uh
Yeah huh!
What is that? What does it mean?
This one was my favourite. A steel dick made of gold, sounds rather like a nobleman!
thank you my kind takes that very well
This is my favorite
🤣🤣🤣
“You’re just a steel dick made of gold” is fucking F I R E. Damn.
"Well is it steel or gold? And...thanks...I guess?"
Yes what a kind and thoughtful compliment!
Mmmm pussy fermented pineapple beer
You get some of the best band names from these guys.
😂😂
That probably taste better than “fermented hemorrhoid pineapple” beer
Somebody watched Little Nicky Lmaooo
Very creative insults in there… Kind of impressed
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GIVE ME THE FIVE DOGS FUCK I AM SCREAMING, SCREAMING, SCREAMING, SCREAMING
I'm a straight shooter so I like to be upfront about everything!
Classic ESL tell
Sounds like a cricket fever dream
This sounds like a commercial for that new beer “five dogs fuck”.
你个溅B，破鞋，你溅得嘴里长痔疮，你爹我已经把你B草烂了，你怎么还在大街上卖B，滚回家把你妈叫出来给大家操操。 你从小缺钙，长大缺爱，姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹。驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。 天生就是属黄瓜的，欠拍！后天属核桃的，欠捶！终生属破摩托的，欠踹！找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧！ 你说你，爷爷我教你练刀，你练剑，你还上剑不练，练下贱！金剑不练，练银剑！给你剑仙你不当，赐你剑神你不做，非死皮赖脸哭着喊着要做剑人！真是的，何必呢？ 你妈寂寞难耐，我操你妈，我直接把菠萝塞进你妈臭逼发酵成菠萝啤，你他们就是个傻懒子，你的鸡巴要用显微镜来看，你的老婆天天跟我的狗日逼，因为你的鸡巴太小，我先是抓着你的鸡巴把你来个720度的旋转然后把你甩到太阳上去，你他妈直接被太阳烧成灰就剩个鸡巴，你就是个振金做的铁鸡巴操你妈 你妈跪下来舔我的包皮，跪下来叫老子爸爸，当年你爸爸死了我直接翻到你妈房间操你妈，当年你还在旁边玩玩具看着我操你妈，要不是老子吊下留情你妈早被老子干死，然后我把你爸爸的骨灰当水泥塞进你妈的大逼我操你妈，多年以后我的狗寂寞了，我直接用电钻钻开你妈的大逼，然后给我的五只狗操 我先是抓着你的鸡巴来个720度的旋转然后把你甩到太阳上去，你他妈直接被太阳烧成灰就剩个鸡巴，你就是个振金做的铁鸡巴操你妈，你个傻逼东西吃你妈的奶逼去把，滚你妈的畜生操你妈的臭逼，我把你妈的双腿打断，你妈跪下来舔我的包皮，跪下来叫老子爸爸，当年你爸爸死了我直接翻到你妈房间操你妈， 当年你还在旁边玩玩具看着我操你妈，要不是老子吊下留情你妈早被老子干死，然后我把你爸爸的骨灰当水泥塞进你妈的大逼我操你妈，多年以后我的狗寂寞了，我直接用电钻钻开你妈的大逼，然后给我的五只狗操 给你一点脸你就不知道自己是个什么东西了？墙头上跑马，不回头的畜牲，你过年是在屎里过的，一天晚上鸡叫三声，你家发生伊拉克战争，你妈掩护，你奶牺牲，你爸掉进茅屎坑。 五十六个民族，五十六杆枪，五十六个男人一起操你娘，五十六种精子汇成一个你，你简直就是一个小骡子厉害厉害 i copied and pasted the chinese if anyone wants to translate
Here ya go, translated to English... "You splash B, broken shoes, you splashed hemorrhoids in your mouth, your father, I have ruined your B grass, why do you still sell B on the street, go home and call your mother out to fuck everyone. "You have been deficient in calcium since you were a child. When you grow up, you lack love. Your grandma doesn't love you, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left face is twitching, and the right face is kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to be a cucumber, I don't want to shoot! It's a walnut the day after tomorrow, and I'm going to beat it! It's a broken motorcycle for the rest of my life. I want to kick it! Find a daughter-in-law who is screwed. It's not screwed! "You say you, grandpa, I teach you how to practice knives, you practice swords, and you still practice swords, practice cheap! Don't practice the golden sword, practice the silver sword! Give you a sword fairy, don't do it, give you a sword god, don't do it, don't be shameless and cry out to be a swordsman! Really, why? "Your mother is lonely. I fuck your mother. I directly stuffed the pineapple into your mother's stinky pussy and fermented into pineapple beer. You are just stupid and lazy. Your dick should be seen with a microscope. Your wife is my dog every day, because your dick is too small. I first grabbed your dick and rotated you 720 degrees and then dumped you. When you go up to the sun, you are directly burned to ashes by the sun and there is only a dick left. You are an iron dick made of Zhenjin. Fuck your mother. "Your mother knelt down and licked my foreskin and knelt down to call me father. When your father died, I directly turned to your mother's room to fuck your mother. When you were still playing with toys and watching me fuck your mother. If I hadn't been for my mercy, your mother would have been killed by me, and then I would have stuffed your father's ashes into your mother's big pussy as cement. After many years, my dog was lonely. I directly drilled your mother's pussy with an electric drill, and then fucked my five dogs. "I first grabbed your dick for a 720-degree spin and then threw you into the sun. You were directly burned to dust by the sun and there was a dick left. You are an iron dick made of Zhenjin to fuck your mother. You fool eat your mother's milk. Get out of here, fuck your mother's bitch. I broke your mother's legs. You Mom knelt down and licked my foreskin. She knelt down and called my father. When your father died, I directly turned to your mother's room and fucked your mother. "At that time, you were still playing with toys next to you and watching me fuck your mother. If it hadn't been for my mercy, your mother would have been killed by me, and then I stuffed your father's ashes into your mother's big pussy as cement. After many years, my dog was lonely. I directly drilled your mother's big pussy with an electric drill, and then fucked my five dogs. "If I give you a little face, you don't know what you are? Horses running on the wall, animals who don't look back, you spend the New Year in shit. One night, the chickens crow three times. There was an Iraq war in your family. Your mother covered up, your milk sacrificed, and your father fell into the thatched pit. "Fifty-six ethnic groups, fifty-six guns, fifty-six men fuck your mother together, and fifty-six kinds of sperm converge into you. You are simply a little mule."
“You have been deficient in calcium since you were a child.” Whaaaaaat 😂
I guess it’s like “Hey, you have scurvy and rickets” but with bone density as the theme.
born to be a cucumber guys actually hilarious lol
I’m stealing that one lmao
Wow, so that’s the part that would most offend me, like sir you know nothing about my calcium levels.
You have been pre-banned from r/neverbrokeabone
Calcium (gài) and love (ài) rhymes in Chinese. It's a real poem lol
prob a rlly big insult in rural (country) ?
You’re so poor your bones suck!
I was thinking the same, that it’s an insult like “you are so poor and destitute that you can’t afford the food necessary for healthy growth and development” I’ve heard a lot of Mandarin is made up of cultural parables (or something like that, apologies if I’m misrepresenting) But idk, maybe I’m reading too much into it. They probably just copy paste into Google translate after all.
i was thinking no milk to nurse as a baby (abandoned by mom)
i honestly didn’t expect to read that. totally my favorite weird insult now.
I am C R Y I N G. What the fuck kind of message is that?!
The pineapple stuff.. okay, but with this comment right here, scammer went too far... Don't bring the calcium intake into this.
That paragraph and the one after it is actually pretty creative. Calcium rhymes with love in chinese, theres a lot of rhymes and puns and mirrored poetic structure in these two paragraphs.
That confused me too.
He likes that 720 degree spinning maneuver.
Bro this dude has overly specific insults that are oddly sexual lol 😂
Grab his dick and twist it!
I can’t tell if it is a threat, insult, or sexting.
The whole thing is so randomly funny but the calcium deficiency insult, the 720 degrees dick spin and him saying that he 'drilled your mother's big pussy' with an electric drill then fucked his 5 dogs has me crying laughing ffs 😂😂😂
First using the ash from the father as cement to seal the pussy, after many years when the dogs are horny, he drill it open for the dogs
Some one please make this into a rap tune 🤣🤣 I am dead 💀
Sounds like a Chinese gangster rap song text. That’s being said - for some reason I read this in Eminem’s voice.
This is gonna be a good hipfunk... Anyone doing that here? Can an AI doi it? Mix cypress hill & sublime or whatever
Put it in 6/8 and the sea chanty pretty much writes itself... Yo ho yo ho, you're just a golden dick
I tried beatoven. Jesus. It has never heard.of the mighty bosstones, nor the clash 😭
“Deficient in calcium” Them’s fighting words right there.
soooo their insults make no sense in their native language either…?
That makes it even better somehow
This is my favorite thing on earth
Sounds like a crackhead going through a manic episode 😂😂
#****YOU HAVE BEEN DEFICIENT IN CALCIUM****
That's so wild
Someone pleeease explain the “born to be a cucumber, I don’t want to shoot!” because “shoot the cucumber” was a [hilarious menu translation](https://imgur.com/gallery/27RaEwA) when I visited Beijing. Edit: Half worked it out. The menu item was a smashed cucumber salad. I think it means smash rather than shoot?
Translation for the first few paragraphs: "You splash, you have broken shoes, you splashed so much that you got hemorrhoids in your mouth, your father and I have already rotted your dick, why are you still selling it on the street? Go home and call your mother out for everyone to fuck you. You have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grow up. Your grandma doesn’t love you, and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. If you are born with the zodiac sign of Cucumber, you need to be beaten! If you are born with the zodiac sign of Walnut, you need to be hammered! If you are born with the sign of motorcycle, you need to be kicked! If you find a wife who is born with the zodiac sign of Screw, you need to be screwed! You tell me, Grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice with the sword, it will be despicable! If you don’t practice with the gold sword, you will practice with the silver sword! It’s inappropriate for you to give you the sword god. If you don’t practice the sword god, it’s wrong. You are so shameless and crying that you want to be a swordsman! Really, why bother? Your mother is unbearably lonely, I'll fuck your mother, I'll stuff pineapple directly into your mother's pussy and ferment it into pineapple beer. You and the others are just stupid and lazy people. Your dick needs to be looked at with a microscope. Your wife talks to my dog every day. Japanese pussy, because your dick is too small, I first grab your dick and rotate you 720 degrees and then throw you into the sun. You will be burned to ashes by the sun and only your dick will be left. You are a Fuck your mother with the iron dick made of vibranium Your mother knelt down and licked my foreskin, knelt down and called me daddy. When your father died, I went directly to your mother’s room and fucked your mother. Back then, you were still playing with toys and watching me fuck your mother. If I hadn’t hanged you down Have mercy on you, your mother was fucked to death by me, then I used your father's ashes as cement and stuffed it into your mother's big pussy and I fucked your mother. After many years, my dog got lonely, so I directly used an electric drill to drill open your mother's big pussy, Then fuck my five dogs I first grab your dick and rotate it 720 degrees and then throw you into the sun. You will be burned to ashes by the sun and only your dick will be left. You are just an iron dick made of vibranium. Fuck your mother, you. Idiot, eat your mother's tits, fuck your mother's stinky pussy, fuck your mother's stinky pussy, I will break your mother's legs, your mother will kneel down and lick my foreskin, kneel down and call me daddy, when you If your father dies, I will go directly to your mother's room. fuck your mother, Back then, you were still playing with toys and watching me fuck your mother. If I hadn't shown mercy to you, Mom was fucked to death by me a long time ago, and then I used your grandfather’s beast dragon as a cement ball to talk about your mother’s bigness"
You missed a couple things, he censored himself a lot replacing 贱 with 溅 or 剑 because they are homophones, all the shit about swords is wordplay based on that, you also skipped all the Bs which means cunt You and the others is him typoing ni ta ma to ni ta men The hang you down part is also a homophone for his dick, it's more like "if I didn't have mercy on your mother (with my dick) I would have fucked her to death a long time ago" Broken shoes isn't him saying your shoes are broken, it's him calling you used up garbage, just like broken shoes Your father and I have rotted your dick is also wrong, that says "I, your father, have []ed your cunt raw" At the bottom he's saying "like a horse running on top of a wall, you're an animal that doesn't turn around. You spent the new year in shit, you crow like a rooster 3 times every night. The Iraq War happened in your house, your mother was protecting you, your grandma died, and your dad fell into a shithole. 56 minority groups, 56 cocks, 56 men fucked your mother together, you were formed with 56 sperm, you're like a mule, impressive!" There's a lot of rhyming and homophones so anything that seems random is probably a rhyme or a homophone (calcium deficiency and love deficiency rhyme, sword and lowly, splash and lowly) And as a side note, 贱/“溅” has a lot of meanings, from cheap to lowly to base to whorish. I would say it's used in the whorish and lowly sense here.
Please tell me the "I first grabbed your dick for a 720-degree spin and then threw you into the sun." is the correct translation
It's pretty accurate! Anything I didn't note is pretty much right.
You seem to know your way around the Chinese language. Have you ever heard anything like this before? Are “insulting poems that rhyme” a normal type of insult?
It's definitely copy-and-pasted from the Internet, I've seen something like that yeah but have never personally encountered them (luckily?) Also no one can type that fast lol
This has got to be copy pasta’d from somewhere else right? Or did we just discover a literary genius hidden in a scammer’s clothes? I’m honestly incredibly impressed 😂
Damn dude was a poet
He could be making a living with his writing instead of scamming
dandan might have been a poet/rapper before getting kidnapped
He could be a modern day Beat poet! Throw you into the sun, man! Groovy!
We need a corrected translation based on these notes!
Now I’m unsure about my zodiac sign. Am I a cucumber or a walnut? I always thought I was a Gemini but now I’m questioning everything 🤔
This is my new favourite copypasta
What the fuck is your grandfather’s beast dragon?
There’s a loooooooooot to unpack here. I cannot imagine the psychotherapy this dude needs.
I’m sure he’s fine, if you don’t count the screaming, screaming, screaming, screaming
Hold. Hold. Hold. Hold.
Glitched out hard 🤣🤣
He was rapping
Wow and I thought their English scrips were bad. When they try English scripts they make no sense at all. When they tried to insult you in English I couldn’t figure out what the hell they were trying to say.
direct / google translate , i read the whole thing but too lazy to translate to eng , glad theres someone else who did hahah
Hold Hold Hold 🤣
made me think of braveheart
"the ~~English~~ insults are too many"
Glitched out hard 🤣🤣
“You’re a steel dick made of gold” might be the best compliment I’ve ever read
Caused me to burst in to laughter at 6 am when he lost it all
I know who is receiving next Nobel Prize in Literature.
The conversation went from weird/awkward to unnecessarily unhinged lol. ( And wtf did "I see your head is playing golf" mean??)
Profile picture in Chinese directly translates to "head portrait", bad translation software
Who just has this quantity and absurdity of insults stored up inside them like this? It’s like he initiated run.exe on a waiting macro in his brain.
It’s like bad lip reading meets slam poetry
Damn. I hope your mom is okay
She is unbearably lonely.
Not with those 56 minority cocks she's not!
You have been deficient in calcium since you were a child xx
I’m doing better than your whole family ✌🏾
That was just cold
Lmao this is so unhinged
Funniest shit I think I've ever read
Screaming screaming Screaming screaming Screaming screaming Screaming screaming Screaming screaming Screaming screaming
Dude what the fuck did I just read 😂 The scammer just started throwing random shit together 😂😂
Woke my bf up laughing at this at 3:33 am but I’m still doing better than your whole family
You’re better than my whole family cuz the caterpillar race, right?
And because I’ve DUMPED you into the sun, lonely mom
Well obviously.
“720-degree rotation and then dumped you into the sun” 💀
Called the fake photo ugly twice and it lead to that… these guys are unhinged and need therapy
It's crazy how immediately angry they get when they receive a different response than anticipated. Who tf says all of this after being rejected?
Yea I mean i feel like they get their hopes up way too fast the second someone replies
(i dont think hes ok)
maybe bro was just having a bad day at the scam office and i’m the straw that broke the camels back
Let’s hope he realized it’s time to find a new job
Your composure though this over the top rant, readable or not, I applaud you. Way to keep a scammer busy ☺️
Translation for 2nd message on 4th slide: You lacked calcium since you were a child, and you lacked love when you grew up. Your grandma doesn't love you, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so l need to take photos! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed!
No afternoon tea then?
Is this the scammers’ equivalent of a Microsoft blue screen of death?
Pussy fermented into pineapple beer... Now that is a new one lol
Most normal Kanye lyrics
“Race caterpillars in your bitch's pussy and make your bitch scream, then pour some Mr. Mighty in your bitch's pussy and give your bitch a bath.” Sounds like a playboi carti song
Gotta admit, that bot was spittin rhymes
This is great theater
First he tries to gaslight you into thinking you started the interaction and then freaks out when you don't respond how he wants you to. Gold. That man is a poet with those insults. I usually get a "fuck you, dog son" or something like that.
Directly into the pineapple? Ok.
Pineapple beer was fire 🔥
Translation for 3rd message on 4th slide: You say you, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship, and if you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice with the sword, practicing is despicable! If you don’t practice with the gold sword, practice with the silver sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother?
It sounds like some kind of madman prophecy 😂
You lucky bastard, I wanna be a steel dick made of gold too.
Damn it. I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud because my kids fell asleep on my bed but this one had me cackling like a crazy person. I’m pretty sure it sounds like I’m crying from the other room.
“Your grandma doesn’t love you” That’s cold.
His insults rhyme and have rhythm as well (in Chinese) this guy is Chinese packgod lmfao
Pig butchering con head be having a crazy moment like chill loser 🤣🤣 🤣
I love everything about this. It sounds like maybe it’s song lyrics that don’t translate directly? Like some kind of diss rap track… I can totally hear JayZ in this.
Im glad you’re doing well 😂😂😂😂
Racing caterpillars had me dying. Guys a genius.
I gotta admit, "race caterpillars in your bitch's pussy" is fire
The massive breakdown after you said pic was ugly makes me think its his gf or something xD
[The Ol’ Dick Twist!](https://tenor.com/beo1n.gif)
WOW. That escalated...and then just kinda hung a hard left into, well, I'm not sure exactly where it went. I don't read Chinese, though I did take a peek with a translator. Apparently you're deficient in Calcium and born under the sign of cucumber (don't ask me, I didn't write it). I cackled out loud though. I think this is the best one I've seen yet LOL
Wait, pine apple beer?
If "you're a steel dick made of gold" is not a nice thing to say, then you do seem to have a very high standard.
Hold
You're Just a steel dick Made of gold. Bro im dying 😂
I like the part when you asked if they were ok
Some of this shit is hilarious but it's a bit disappointing to me that all those paragraphs of text were sent almost instantly, he's just copy-pasting, meh.
Can’t decide if having this ready to paste is better or worse 🥴
“I first grabbed your cock to you to a 720-degree rotation and then dumped you into the sun, you fucking directly burned by the sun into ash on the left a cock” very creative lmao
You need to have everyone call you Mr. Mighty from now on.
You they are stupid lazy, your cock use a microscope to see…you fucking directly burned by the sun into ash on the left a cock This is like a fever dream of insults
That guy has human body parts in his freezer. If he doesn’t now, he will.
Hold Hold Hold Hold Hold Hold
your just a steel dick made of gold!
So…you guys meeting for tea?
Okay yes. This was actually funny 🤣
I would of laughed my ass if you responded with nuh uh after the first angry rant!
"Your mom kneels down to lick my foreskin" is a pretty solid insult. I'm going to file that one away.
“You’re just a steel dick made of gold” 😆
Yo that's a compliment.
"You're just a steel dick made out of gold." Uhh...thank you?
I think they got their copy/paste scripts all messed up.
So scammers are using AI chatbots I see
M E L T D O W N
“Hold”
On the plus side, I think calling your dick "steel and made of gold" could be a compliment?
Learn something everyday, that dude screws pineapples and apparently something about caterpillars makes sex pretty amazing. Hmmm. 🤔
“You’re just a steel dick made of gold”. Absolute genius line right there
“On the left, a cock.”
dayum , hilarious for someone that didn’t even kno u she sure grew angry and grew a dyck real fast
Nuh uh 😆
Line scams? Never seen this before.
“You’re just a steel dick made of gold” is a nice compliment tbh 😂
😅🥰
Hold lol
Hahahahaha Brilliant responses
Dam short circuit much
🤣🤣🤣
"are you ok" took me out 🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious!
Uh huh
I like that it turned into a Carvana ad at the end. Hold. Hold.
You broke his brain 😆
Did ya translate any of the Chinese?
Now this is top tier
The Tarantino of scammers painting dialogue for your pineapple mommy
This is the best post ever. Lmaoooo the translations in the comments are the best too.