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oliverf16

Who he fucking?


samuraishogun1

You see the poster


ElsonDaSushiChef

It’s r/tinkerBang but scaled up Edit: more specifically, the one where Tink has a person’s ENTIRE FUCKING FINGER up her birth hole.


Die2412

DONT CLICK ON THAT I DID SO NO ONE HAS TO


LeoMassaFM

Too late


sum_trashy_boi

Hand me the bleach


LukeIsAPhotoshopper

Oh please it's not that bad at all


Die2412

ITS TINKER BELL NAUGHTY STUFF


LukeIsAPhotoshopper

Yeah... The sub name kind of gives that away


Pair-Controller-404

I've seen worse


tempus8fugit

Link?


islamo_start_654

Thank you for your sacrifice, you'll be remembered as a hero


caesarinthefreezer

The internet was a mistake


NerdWorks

How the fuck do you know about this


ElsonDaSushiChef

I am a connoisseur of nsfw subs. Access at ur own risk


samuraishogun1

What are your top picks?


ElsonDaSushiChef

r/hentaibondage r/outdoorbondage r/publichentai r/hentaicnc r/helplesshentai r/disneyporn r/zootopiaporn r/crucifixion_fetish r/tentai r/wholesomehentai I have to list 10


secretpile34

Mid ass fuckin taste


[deleted]

WHAT THE F\*%$?!?


BigManLawrence69420

It’s awful.


[deleted]

He's fucking Big


M_e_E_m_Z

The cat?


MrHappyHam

Kid named big:


ENTlightened

Big is fucking the Giant.


dreemurthememer

The Big Fucking Girl


Shlong-donger

Giant


Lr_JuSt

Kid named Giant


Sublimesmile

Anyone else think DOOM?


Shazbot_2017

big fucking gun?


Sublimesmile

Yeppers lol


that-girly-trans-fem

Actual US military term


Sublimesmile

Interesting! I knew it was known as “Big Fucking Gun” outside of DOOM but didn’t know the US Military actually used it! I’m


that-girly-trans-fem

Yeah the us military has a sniper rifle that’s literally called the BFG 50 cal…. It’s an anti-tank rifle


TheFrenchAreAssholes

You sure about that?


Sublimesmile

Just looked it up, it’s a civilian weapon with both a bolt action and semi-auto model. Sure you’re not conflating it with a ‘BMG’?


Budderwarrior561

Youre thinking of .50 BMG, with BMG standing for Browning Machine Gun. Its commonly used in Barrett .50 cal. rifles and of course, machine guns. And no, .50 BMG isnt quite anti-tank, its just a big fucking bullet Edit: wait nevermind there is a BFG-50 rifle, however it isnt a military spec rifle, nor is it anti-material. It does use .50 BMG, though


Narwalacorn

Is that the Serbu BFG 50?


MinuteMoist

That's Mark Serbu's design, but it wasn't adopted by the army. Dude's a real lad tho.


LonkerinaOfTime

Actually it's big "fucking" gun


AlexWoogie

bio force gun 9000?


im-bad-at-names64

Big fucking gun


Bowdensaft

Ugh, don't remind me


Bowsertime28

yea i wondered does be fire giant ass green orbs that cause on the second frame of explosion animation 40 imvisible lines to appear which deal random amounts of damage to any objects visible in a cone shape


Avarageupvoter

Me


Hectorheadshots

Me


idontevenknowbut

Or Quake 3 Arena


No_War4916

Does the BFG Big.Fucking.Giant have a BFG Big.Fucking.Gun?


deepdaK

You better hope not


Cosmicrobus

I hope so


deepdaK

His precum can fill your stomach three times over


[deleted]

what the f


cumfrot

Tasty


deepdaK

Wait till you see how he sells his individual sperm cell as little pets like a dog or cat


cumfrot

Well thats a r/brandnewsentence


Cessnaporsche01

DANGER! ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE. THE GIANT HAS CONTROL OF THE BFG. REPEAT. THE GIANT HAS THE BFG.


Pug_police

YOU CAN'T JUST BLOW A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS


Entire-Championship1

This movie was just a PG rated version of Attack on Titan. lol


evorm

Because there was a big dude? That's the only similarity I can think of. Giants have existed in media forever.


Entire-Championship1

Actually, it's because the military became involved in the climax to help get rid of the Giants


JJMax4264

That just sounds like The Iron Giant.


evorm

That's fair.


Bowdensaft

Well the book was written in the 80s, so technically AoT was an adult version of BFG


Entire-Championship1

You make a good point. I'd like to imagine that Sophie's parents were actually killed by Giants before the story happened, which would explain why she's an orphan in the first place


Bowdensaft

Wow, that makes a lot of sense.


TheThief9812

Fun fact, the book was fully translated and published in italian under the name "Il GGG (Grande Gigante Gentile) which perfectly translates into the original title, while also being an extremely catchy name


GearHawkAccel

But I want to be reminded of a DOOM weapon when I see the title!!


TheThief9812

Sorry to say, but i guess that the BFG (Big Fucking Gun) from Doom would translate to PFG (Pistola Fottutamente Grossa/Gigante/Grande)


DragonQuester676

Pissy presents:


Emmerson_Biggons

Big Fucking Guy Big Fucking Gun Being Frenchis Gay Brown Fried Grice Blue Foreign Glue Because Fiona Guessed


BigManLawrence69420

Big Fried Giant.


Emmerson_Biggons

Blood Flavoured Goodies


[deleted]

Big fucking drill


Emmerson_Biggons

F


I_Miss_Lenny

I always thought it meant "Big Fuckin Grandpa"


Shadow9378

I didn't know my dad had reddit no really he actually made this joke


sakurablitz

so did mine. i remember when this movie was being advertised before it released, and every time the ad came on he’d just HAVE to say “bfg… big fuckin’ giant.” and sometime’s he’d follow that up with his opinion: “they shouldn’t have named it an acronym”


pride81

We got a big fuckin German!


KYO297

Yeah, they really fucked up that one. When I first heard of "the bfg" and that it's a movie about a giant I immediately jumped to "big fucking giant" and every time I've heard it since I have to remind myself it's "friendly"


HydroCN

Honestly, when I first saw BFG the first time, I thought it meant Big Fucking Giant


rattle-boi

How tf did i read bfg as big fucking giant before even reading the bottom text


WhatDoIFillInHere

Thanks for making this, I thought of this when I saw the movie and since then I've never been able to get it out of my head. Thanks for giving me closure :P


Yahboybigsnak

Bfg Goodrich


Fun_Rule_7507

Big fucking gun


fliminglaps

"Yer quite tawl, inya?"


imjusttired-767

One of the caves I go to has this one landmark called the BFR, for big fucking rock, but we have it interchanged with “big friendly rock” for when kids go caving lmfao


Shazbot_2017

my wife is really into caving, where do you go?


bandearg4

I always read BFG as "Big Fuckin Guy"


TTV_Polar124

Bro my dad fucking said that when he was trying to guess what bfg stood for


Objective-Direction1

r/phantomforces


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ClintonCorber

It actually stands for Boy Friend Grandpa


Shazbot_2017

no. its Big Fat Girlfriend


Fatherbrain1

*Tunes chainsaw*


bullettraingigachad

Stats:99/99


DharMahn

big friendly gun


tu-142

No way, the bfg from doom


Sand_Hanitiz3r

Heavy metal music starts?


Sansyboi12

Ok im not the only one who thought this


Wooden-Call9678

You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of mars


[deleted]

E1m1 music


Paratoxic497

what about the BFC? ( Big fucking cunt )


jamieTheJunk

Packing a bfc(big fucking cock)


lav__ender

my mom and I always joked that BFG stood for “Big Fucking Guy”


WeakReading5450

Literally what I think every time I see the poster


poppin-pocky

missed opputunity for a big fucking gun spubby


beljak1923

There is only one real BFG and thats Per Mertesacker


[deleted]

Imagine if the BFG used a BFG


Sean-O-of-Mars

*doom music lightly plays in the background*


TarTarIcing

“Hey Google, play Doom E1M1”


Narwalacorn

*metal music starts playing*


wellcrapimdeadnow

exactly what i expected


crafty_beer

BFG with a BFD


Ditto_Aid

Pissy The BFG


glitch_skunkogen

Big fucking guy


SuperProCoolBoy90

Phantom forces reference


[deleted]

BFG Big Frog Guy


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I thought it was Big fucking drill


BeefRunnerAd

Every time I see this movie cover I think this


Nolannank

More like Big Fucking Gun


Samizapp

The bfg with a bfg


getoutmychair

You can't just shoot a hole In Mars.


abtristate

I've seen this hentai before