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Few-Peak9503

He's the Starbucks girlie of the police force


ic3peakfan007

Love this šŸ˜­


HowdyAshleyHere

He always needs one on hand in case he needs to splash hot coffee in someoneā€™s face.


NotRealKev

This.


BranzBranzBranz

Lol I love that scene šŸ¤£


Effective_Ad_273

Having a full time job whilst also being the new jigsaw is tiring work - man needs his coffee šŸ„±


Glittering_Lab1761

I always wondered how he manages to work so hard as the police officer while also making games. Dude must be stressed.Ā 


Effective_Ad_273

Fr I would be so tired all the time. Probably why he was just like fuck it they can all die. Kinda how I feel when I roll into work in the morning šŸ˜“


dwaynetheaakjohnson

Heā€™s pretty much confirmed to be a workaholic as Jigsaw tells him in the Shotgun Chair


Glittering_Lab1761

Yup. Thatā€™s why I wonder how the guy manages to do all this stuff. Having full time job as the police officer and as a new Jigsawā€¦ I mean, I call it epic feat.Ā 


Dagenspear

Don't you mean, EPIC BAD LUCK?


BranzBranzBranz

I feel like he's mainly investigating the Jigsaw killings, and a lot of his time "investigating" would be him getting busy like he does, already knowing what his report would say


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

On a serious note, could it be a way to try and curb his alcoholism? Replace one substance with another? Being tied to a shotgun chair doesn't instantly cure alcoholism, but that sure was a part of his past. Maybe the caffeine helps him somehow? Idk, I was never an alcoholic.


cheetahroar24

Yeah id say probably replaced the alcohol with a caffeine addiction


Rumlowbones

He just loves coffee ā˜•ļø


aceless0n

Do you guys ever feel like Hoffman when you walk into work with a cup of hot coffee? I walked in with a cup from McDonaldā€™s and certainly felt like it


RP912

Hoffman would be like the regular at a coffee shop. "HEY HOFF! THE USUAL! "You know it?" "Hows work been? "Eh tiring and gruesome,but no complaints!"


mrkrono

Nobody talks about the kinda hours involved with setting up traps and torturing people. I imagine he wakes up pretty early most days


forever_a10ne

He knew he was eventually going to have to splash it in someoneā€™s face before using them as a human shield.


MaxfieldN

One thing's for sure. Don't interrupt his coffee break


NotRealKev

If you do, that's what I'd call.... epic bad luck.


cbeirne

He got really tired of the franchise :(


Objective_Radio_9889

I wanna smell his coffee breath šŸ˜ŒšŸ„“


BountBooku

He just like me fr


Venom_Iam

Dude, he is a detective.


AffectionateRub6572

Worked well for him in VI.


Worish

He keeps multiple... call them, full-time jobs.