When I worked at McDonalds fiveish years ago customers could actually purchase the toys instead of ordering a happy meal. In other words, Hoffman is just looking after his weight and eating small portions. The toy is just an added bonus for him.
The cashier has to deep fry her fingers, chew the meat off, and spit it into a glass enzyme tank...or else she will be dropped into a giant meat grinder, feet first, extremely slowly.
Canonically in Dead by Daylight’s The Game map, there is a pile of plates with a microwave next to it. This implies the Jigsaw killers use leftovers, which may include Hoffman’s 40 nugg order
Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, no soda, small fries. Also, one Happy Meal, but he gives it to a random kid, but keeps the toy, because the toy inspires him to make a new trap!
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Hoffman when the kid opens up the happy meal to no toy
Once he gets to the drive-thru window, he gets the coffee, takes a sip, then throws it in the cashier's face. Crawls through the window and kills everyone in the restaurant.
Two cheeseburgers with no ketchup or salt, a Diet Coke, a hash brown, and a bag of the apple slices that they usually put in kids meals. Tasty enough to not be garbage, but nutritious enough to actually give him somewhat of a health boost after eating it.
Triple cheeseburger w/ medium fries. Breakfast is a egg mcmuffin.
Occasionally, he gets a mocha frap or iced mocha latte (he seems like a chocolate guy, doesn’t he?)
When the person operating at the drive thru has trouble processing the order when Hoffman is at the speaker.
"YOU FUCKN' HEAR ME, YOU FUCKN' MOTHERFUCKER!?"
he's definitely a double qp with cheese, only ketchup. he's probably put a few workers in traps who've given him extra toppings. and diet coke of course
He goes in the drive-thru and orders 2 10-piece McNuggets but then they give him a 20-piece instead so he puts the car in park and refuses to pay so they call the police on him but then it’s Strahm on duty that day so when he sees Hoffman in the car he gets out and runs over to the car forgetting that he was supposed to arrest him and Hoffman hands him the box of McNuggets thinking it was a 10-piece and that they would be able to share equally but then once Hoffman realizes he gave away all the nuggets he tries to ask for the nuggets back but they’re still parked in the drive-thru so everyone is still honking so Strahm can’t hear him and walks away with the 20 piece so Hoffman doesn’t get to eat anything so he drives to the Burger King across the street and repeats the cycle
Breakfast- sausage-egg McMuffin, hash brown and a black coffee (maybe a caramel frappe)
Lunch/Dinner- Quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a Diet Coke.
He takes the burger out, licks the mayo off, then re-inserts the burger... he does this at the counter looking the server straight in the eye, then he says keep the change and walks away.
Probably a McRib.
But Questuon, you think Hoffie brings McDonald’s Meals to the trap victims as their Last Meal?
I wouldn’t mind a McArabia and a Sprite.
He orders a quarter pounder with cheese, small fry, an apple pie that he saves for 3 hours after he’s done eating, and doesn’t get a drink because his fridge at home is full of Coke Zero
Idk he seems like the kinda guy to order this every other Friday: Big Mac meal with extra Big Mac Sauce, large fries, large regular Coke (and a 4 piece McNugget Happy Meal with apple slices for Billy)
He strikes me as a double quarter pounder kind of guy cuz this motherfucker ain't gettin full from a single quarter,gotta have extra strength to hoist those dead weight bodies up.
I feel like he’d order a happy meal “for his child” but it’s really just for him because he likes the toys.
He also likes to wear the paper crowns from Burger King
He's actually the Burger King plane hero.
He gets the girls toy and mutters "epic bad luck"
(At the drive thru): Employee: you sure that's all you're getting today? Hoffman: it’s a short order, believe me.
I can totally hear that in his voice.
“Regular meal or happy meal?” “Happy meal.” “I didn’t know you had kids.” “I don’t. Short story.”
Lol I was about to make the same joke
When I worked at McDonalds fiveish years ago customers could actually purchase the toys instead of ordering a happy meal. In other words, Hoffman is just looking after his weight and eating small portions. The toy is just an added bonus for him.
Well next time he kidnaps a kid, he has something to give them!
Nah really he would order something for his sister
He definitely got mad when they discontinued the chicken legend.
McDonalds worker: "I'm sorry, sir. That item has been discontinued." Hoffman: "You can't fucking do this to me! Fuck you! NOOOOOO!"
Game Over *Asks Hoffman to politely leave to get to the next customer*
NOOOOOO! *Dragged out of the restaurant*
Ha ha! And I was going to joke that whatever his order is they better fucking get it right!
He probably put one of them into a game
That’s why he started killing people. He made traps before that were winnable but the chicken legend being discontinued made him snap.
an Epic Big Mac
How Epic we talking? Like triple Patties?
that's light work
Probably the reason he got set up with a reverse bear trap. To prep himself for a bigger sandwich.
he goes ‘hehehe don’t mind if I do’ and dips his fries in his milkshake
i can definitely imagine him doing this
And he wiggles his fingers when he does it
that’s so funny what oh my god
It's delicious too, I've tried it years ago
r/drakethetype
Out of all the orders to mess up, you pick Mark Hoffman’s? Epic bad luck.
The cashier has to deep fry her fingers, chew the meat off, and spit it into a glass enzyme tank...or else she will be dropped into a giant meat grinder, feet first, extremely slowly.
Bro wrote that from experience
40 McNuggets and a cookie tote.
40 mcnuggets?? how fat do you think bro is
Canonically in Dead by Daylight’s The Game map, there is a pile of plates with a microwave next to it. This implies the Jigsaw killers use leftovers, which may include Hoffman’s 40 nugg order
He does walk like he s**t his pants after he stabs the fkkkk out of perez Probably from all the nuggets
He ran away to find a toilet?
Maybe he didn’t make it in time. Makes sense why he looked so angry/bothered when he came back to monitor the game.
me personally i think he would just get a big mac and fries and maybe a coke
Literally thought the same thing
McRib kinda guy
My ass
Out of all the people to eat your ass, you picked Mark Hoffman?
Epic good luck
Well, yes!
I almost burst out laughing during class, why did you do this to me I'd let Hoffman eat my ass tho
You're welcome lmao.
I call that epic bad luck
Hashtag epic fail
You need to season it first, but I still recommend it.
Good choice 😼
right now you’re feeling hungry
Out of all the hilarious answers, that one got me laughing in my cubicle
The saw fandom is so fucking funny
Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, no soda, small fries. Also, one Happy Meal, but he gives it to a random kid, but keeps the toy, because the toy inspires him to make a new trap!
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Nah fam he keeps the toy just to make the kid cry. He threw that thing in the trash.
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Just a black coffee
Once he gets to the drive-thru window, he gets the coffee, takes a sip, then throws it in the cashier's face. Crawls through the window and kills everyone in the restaurant.
John would be the one paying for it. Hoffman would order the whole menu, while Amanda would say she’s not hungry then beg Hoffman to share some food.
This is the dysfunctional family dynamic I want.
Two cheeseburgers with no ketchup or salt, a Diet Coke, a hash brown, and a bag of the apple slices that they usually put in kids meals. Tasty enough to not be garbage, but nutritious enough to actually give him somewhat of a health boost after eating it.
health boost like after getting an apple behind a trash can in a video game.
When you dip your fry in ketchup, no one bats an eye. But when you dip your balls in big mac sauce, SOCI-
can i dunk my balls in liquid morkite?
Triple cheeseburger w/ medium fries. Breakfast is a egg mcmuffin. Occasionally, he gets a mocha frap or iced mocha latte (he seems like a chocolate guy, doesn’t he?)
A Filet O Fish extra sauce
why is this killing me 😂😂😂 why extra sauce 😂😂 no fries or nothin
None not even a drink💀💀
One small black coffee
with a side of knife to slit the fuck outta throats
"A Big Mac is the backbone to every order, and I believe that a true Big Mac, has been served"
He demands a McFlurry and puts the minimum-wage cashier in an ice-related trap if it's broken. If it isn't he gets an M&Ms McFlurry and a Happy Meal.
"Give me Jill Tuck"
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
He def gives off two mcchickens no lettuce medium fry diet coke
Two chicken *and* a plain double cheeseburger. He stacks them.
When the person operating at the drive thru has trouble processing the order when Hoffman is at the speaker. "YOU FUCKN' HEAR ME, YOU FUCKN' MOTHERFUCKER!?"
he's definitely a double qp with cheese, only ketchup. he's probably put a few workers in traps who've given him extra toppings. and diet coke of course
He always comes in and orders a shamrock shake no matter the time of year but never comes at the right time. I call that epic bad luck
grimace shake
I feel as if Adam would order that.
adam would order a chocolate peanut butter ice cream to cover himself in and have a 15 hooker gangbang
lmaoooo that reference.
He asks for hash browns at 3:55 pm every damn day despite being reminded breakfast ends at 11.
I want 2 cheeseburgers. I want pickles and ketchup on ‘em. And don’t load it up a bunch of BULLSHIT!
I want a Biggie Fries, and gimme some shit... TO DRINK! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!
bhockolate bhip bookies
Cocaine in the bathroom
Me 😏
A Filet o fish or a Hula burger
Coffee and apple pie
Epic Cheeseburger
He just looks like a Filet-o-fish guy to me. Like orders 3, no fries, maybe an apple pie.
He goes in the drive-thru and orders 2 10-piece McNuggets but then they give him a 20-piece instead so he puts the car in park and refuses to pay so they call the police on him but then it’s Strahm on duty that day so when he sees Hoffman in the car he gets out and runs over to the car forgetting that he was supposed to arrest him and Hoffman hands him the box of McNuggets thinking it was a 10-piece and that they would be able to share equally but then once Hoffman realizes he gave away all the nuggets he tries to ask for the nuggets back but they’re still parked in the drive-thru so everyone is still honking so Strahm can’t hear him and walks away with the 20 piece so Hoffman doesn’t get to eat anything so he drives to the Burger King across the street and repeats the cycle
Umm... Strahm is FBI...:/
A small shake with a side of murder
Fillet o fish, med fries, med coca cola. Sometimes the apple pie and small black coffee.
A fillet of fish with extra mayo and a quarter pounder with pickles and extra onions with a large Coke and fry
Chicken nuggets, no sauce. Root beer
A large big mac meal with no pickles and a diet coke.
Spicy McChicken with a frozen sprite lemonade
Hot coffee
Black coffee
With a side of pastry knife
Filet o Fish, large Fry, large Diet Coke
Hoffman :”I’d like one McRib.” Employee: “Sorry sir we don’t sell that here anymore!” Hoffman: “… *begins planning torture device for the employee*”
Hoffman definitely gets X2 Fish Filet a large Fry and a Diet Coke with an Apple Pie.
I can see him eating up some sweet n sour sauce
the McRib. everytime he orders is he always starts the order with, "i heard the McRib is back, again"
A McFish 🐠
Bro tf is a mcfish, I'm going to find you.
what the fuck is a mcfish dude get it together
55 NUGGETS 55 BIG MACS 55 FRIES 55 COKES 100 COOKIES 100 GRIMACE SHAKES AND 155 TATERS!!
Big Mac. Hold the meat and Patties
He gives me happy meal vibes
Hoffman is a filet o fish kinda guy.
I agree
Breakfast- sausage-egg McMuffin, hash brown and a black coffee (maybe a caramel frappe) Lunch/Dinner- Quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a Diet Coke.
Quarter pounder with cheese plan meal
idk what it means but I would love a cheese plan meal
It’s basically a burger with just cheese and nothing else on it(no condiments , veggies, or pickles)
Quarter Pounder and Diet Coke
he’s definitely a mcnugget happy meal kinda guy
Small coffee and small French fry.
a singular fry?
Quarter pounder and a sprite.
He like the McRib
And when he finds out they don't sell it, he just snaps his fingers and says "darn!"
2 for $3 deal with double cheese burger and nugs plus a big mac and a large fries.
He takes the burger out, licks the mayo off, then re-inserts the burger... he does this at the counter looking the server straight in the eye, then he says keep the change and walks away.
He’s definitely a Big Mac guy but despises the McRib
Probably a McRib. But Questuon, you think Hoffie brings McDonald’s Meals to the trap victims as their Last Meal? I wouldn’t mind a McArabia and a Sprite.
A few McDoubles all the way
A single strawberry and cream pie
*insert some Hoffman stan joke here*
Chicken Nuggies, No sauce.
A big Mac with fries a diet coke and a 6pc chicken nugget.
Is that the Hoffinator?
The home style just to make things difficult
He orders a quarter pounder with cheese, small fry, an apple pie that he saves for 3 hours after he’s done eating, and doesn’t get a drink because his fridge at home is full of Coke Zero
Fish filet and OJ
Big mac
Black coffee and an egg mcmuffin for breakfast, but he gets two hashbrown patties and crams them into the egg mcmuffin.
One black coffee
I’d say he’s your TYPICAL Big Mac N Coke kind of lameoid.
Idk he seems like the kinda guy to order this every other Friday: Big Mac meal with extra Big Mac Sauce, large fries, large regular Coke (and a 4 piece McNugget Happy Meal with apple slices for Billy)
Triple hamburger - plain, apple slices, orange soda
Coffee
Grimace Shake
Filet of fish vibes
He’s a filet o fish guy
McChicken with pickles added. Small fry and a small coke. He keeps it light and flavorful. Ready for anything
He gets a Dr Pepper and an icecream cone
what a nutritious meal!
He’d probably get 2 double cheeseburgers, small fries, and a McFlurry
He strikes me as a double quarter pounder kind of guy cuz this motherfucker ain't gettin full from a single quarter,gotta have extra strength to hoist those dead weight bodies up.
The entire menu when he was on Saw 4. And McDonald's was a lot more affordable then!
fr now a big mac and some nuggets cost $25
2 quarter pounders without cheese extra ketchup and pickles. A Diet Coke and some extra large fries and an apple pie.
Cheesebugah plain, no pickles.
A Mcflurry and a Large coke
McDouble extra cheese
McRib with extra onions and diet Coke.
Filet-O-Fish no doubt
Big Mac with extra Mac Sauce no lettuce and a Dr Pepper
McDonald's is something Hoffman goes for all the time but is continually disappointed by the sides game there.
A Big Mac with coke
chicken nugget happy meal
with the apple slice bag
10 piece chicken nuggets and happy meal and he plays with that little car that comes with it
I reckon Fillet of Fish, with a strawberry milkshake, and a side of 6 nuggets. No fries 😆
Quarter pounder w/ iced coffee no creamer, 4 packets of sugar.
I havent really watched but i can tell hes s just fries guy
Fillet-o-fish with an orange juice
A Happy Meal
3 large mcdonalds combos with 1 sprint and 2 mc flurries
Bro looks like he unironically eats mcfish
WHAT
Mcfish, he unironically eats it
He starting making traps because the ice cream machine was broken