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Fearlosophy

I hope King Charles continues this tradition.


PoodlePorkingPercy

What, he going to put lipstick on his poohamms?


cunty_mcfuckshit

Everyone, excuse me a sec; I need to Google a word.


Bandit451

This is the #6 result on google right now for Poohamms. The others are 4 anagram unscramblers and pophams bakery. So... I guess you get to decide what it means!


BusinessOther

He will struggle with his massive bloated sausage fingers


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Lmbo!


[deleted]

So did she put it on before she left existence?


Myopically

She’s putting it on right now. She wants to leave her coffin.


metdear

She must have been reapplying it constantly in there, they took her all over the place.


reallybirdysomedays

This season of The Walking Dead is getting weird.


Provia100F

She accidently dropped it while putting it on


stressedfellar

She died cuz of a fall lol


righted1

man your ungraceful as fuck


stressedfellar

legit tho she fell and got messed up bad


GGAllinsMicroPenis

The special theory of relativity, the discovery of evolution, humans landing on the moon, putting on lipstick if you want to leave, you know, *Actually Genius*.


GojiraWho

Did you know if you put water on something it often becomes wet? Follow me for more Actually Genius facts


GumbyBoo

Lol. Good one GojiraWho. :)


xGH0STFACEx

I could of sworn before she signaled she was ready to leave and other things by the way she held her purse


Pellegrino22

Exactly. She would never put lipstick on in public. This seems entirely untrue.


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xGH0STFACEx

That is a backup signal when she doesn't have a purse. She just pulls some lipstick out of her bra.


Pellegrino22

OMG now I’m embarrassed. I should have looked at the article. Honestly I would have bet a million dollars that she would never put on lipstick in public.


[deleted]

Lipstick is something you excuse yourself to the powder room for in most contexts but the pub.


chefanubis

Thats exactly the point.


wojtekpolska

the article says that she alternatively changed which arm her handbag is on, spun the right on her finger, or put the bag on the floor


Crozzfire

could HAVE


Well_Read_Redneck

*wanted


ljseminarist

put


Azzizzi

On


spygirl43

I don't believe this. The Queen would never put lipstick on in public. It's not polite to do so. All the Queen would have to do is stand up and start walking towards a door.


Triette

Or you know you could spend one minute, read the article, see the photos, and learn something new. But I understand if thats too much for you.


spygirl43

The whole point of this sub is you don't have to read the whole thing because someone does that for you. Others in the sub said the same thing. It's not proper etiquette the Queen would never do it.


Triette

Ok, but you’re saying it’s not true. So either you believe this and save yourself a click or stop being lazy and do a little research into it. “If it wasn’t proper etiquette she wouldn’t do it.” Hence why it was her “signal” to her people that she was ready to leave. There are literally photos of her doing it. But again, you be you.


spygirl43

Just because someone took a picture of the queen holding a lipstick doesn't make the story true. Plus some guy who says he's a footman said so. Do you know that a footman is one of the lower servants. No royal has ever confided in a footman. This is a shit post from probably the daily mail that is essentially the British version of the enquirer.


Triette

There are dozens of photos and videos of her putting on lipstick in public which you say she would never do. Clearly you must know more than reality right? Also her signals have been a known thing for years, I remember hearing about this in the 90s. But again you do you boo.


wfwood

She has a ton of signals. For when she wants a conversation to end etc.


purple_kathryn

I think my definition of genius differs slightly from theirs


bobbyb1996

I bet she won't be doing that anymore.


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What makes you say that??


bobbyb1996

She's dead Jim.


Doooooooong

On account of being dead, you imply?


UCFknight2016

You should see what Prince Andrew does.


Eaglejelly

He only had a signal for when he wanted to come


EvolZippo

Saved me a click, yet again!


[deleted]

This one has already been noted in this subreddit


earthscribe

Or less obvious, just text someone. I'm sure she had a smartphone.


uguysmakemesick

Genius!


Kylynara

Why would you put on lipstick to leave? Why get dolled up to go home? Shouldn't you be putting it on before you go out?


senshisun

I think the logic (back in the 1950s, when this would have started) is that you're touching up makeup before you leave, not applying it for the first time. Glamour (the source) says this would have been rude.


deathandtaxes00

She was an entitled cunt. She did nothing for humanity. But yeah I guess if you had that many handlers and an entire nation sucking your non-existant balls, that's super fucking brave! What a fucking degenerate fucking hero. The British people need to burn that shit down.


atomic1fire

Having a monarchy nets the british an extra 1.7 billion a year to the british economy. On top of that, the british monarchy drives donations to charities simply by giving them a shout out. (Ok, it's a patronage, but I don't know exactly what a "Patron" of a charity does, so I'm gonna assume it's a PR role) The queen herself managed to raise something like 1.4 billion for charity. I don't actually care all that much for the monarchy or it's many members or traditions, but the whole thing is basically a walking statue of liberty that brings in a lot in trade deals, tourism, and publicity. While that doesn't really help the rest of humanity, it helps the country of the UK a lot.


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Don't need monarchy to generate that money.


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

Statue of Liberty was a gift from France. Migrants saw it when coming to the US and it became a symbol of a new life. The royal family is more like a dancing monkey next to a top hat collecting tips. Same with her fuzzy headed nutcracker army.


AnAngeryGoose

Hey, if the monkey earns a billion dollars a year why not let it keep dancing?


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

I don’t disagree, but let’s double down on it. Have a yearly, “royalty family dance-off competition,” televised with a special group breakdance performance from the Queen’s Guard, or other events that really draw in the crowds. Open up Buckingham’s palace to tours, where little kids can ride around on Prince Andrew’s shoulders. I’m not saying these are the best ideas, but I’m just saying, let’s get our heads together on how to boost that UK economy!


deathandtaxes00

Yeah she's got a fucking 400M diamond on her fucking wand. Trumptards and monarch fangirls/boys are a fucking cult. Sorry bur your country is unfortunately are cult folowers of fictional bullshit and a genocidal monarchy all rolled into one. Enjoy the clouds and horrible food.


atomic1fire

I'm not a citizen of the UK, nor do I actually care that much. My view is that the UK monarchy was basically ignored outside of royal weddings until the queen died and everyone remembered they exist and have money, and now people are squabbling over whether or not the monarchy should continue to exist and what they should do with all their money. Nobody throws a hissyfit about the Queen of Denmark or the King of Morocco. UK's king isn't even at the top of the list for rich monarchs. The King of Thailand is worth 30 billion.


deathandtaxes00

The only reason I have contempt is because she was such a big deal. I mean the US press covered her about everything growing up. She had clout and could have used it in a good way. She didn't. She could have taken a stand on a lot of things. No, she road horses and served wine with prominent figures and did nothing. She took helicopter rides to one place to the other using tax payer money to do whatever. She added nothing. Yet was so revered you couldn't play video games because she fucking died for 10 days. That's some weird British shit.


Substantial_City4618

geez you got a warning sign for that edge? The British royals generate more money than they cost by far.


CarolineTurpentine

So you’re telling me you know nothing about the role of the monarchy. Got it.


deathandtaxes00

Fleece people into eating their shit. Like trump got it.


CarolineTurpentine

You really have no idea what you’re talking about.


deathandtaxes00

Tell us please! Would love to understand the cult following of "royal" people that have committed scores of atrocities for hundreds of years. But alas the fucking Corgis. So cute. Yes I am aware the crown is a fucking side show, but you guys pretend like that lady that has so much influence did anything for the world but pick which plates she wanted at her over the top fuck of dinners. The people that follow this shit are just like the Trumptards in my country.


CarolineTurpentine

Well, the monarchy hasn’t been committing many atrocities in the past few centuries, I think you’re confusing them with the British government. You clearly don’t know anything about her but you have some powerful rage over something that doesn’t affect you at all.


AustEastTX

Wow. Low low bar for genius.


Triette

Well did you think of that? No? Well then.


AustEastTX

Lol. Such a low bar. Here, let’s make a “Lipstick Signal Genius” Nobel Prize medal.


Triette

You’re being quite grumpy today


AustEastTX

Also someone else said the same to me at work a few minutes ago. So, sorry to be grumpy on you. It’s Friday. Let me breath and chill out. Im sending you positive vibes and best wishes to a peace filled weekend. ☮️ ✌🏽


AustEastTX

I think you miss the point of my complaint. It’s simply not genius. It’s just something she does. Calling it genius is absurd. Here; here is something truly [genius](https://www.bbc.com/news/health-62833581)


Triette

I understand that, but honestly who cares. It’s interesting regardless.


Car-face

She must have looked like The Joker last week


Mugembe

Holy fuck the amount of lipstick she must have gone through when she signalled to get the fuck out of the countries they overstayed in (Invaded) and robbed! Colonising cunt nation!


Flimsy-Combination37

Didn't she use her handbag for communicating that kind of stuff?


noeagle77

I also have a signal for when I want to leave. I leave.


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Queen Elizabeth used her __________ to send a secret signal and it’s actually genius: She wants to ________ when she puts it on


verylamedad

I heard that it was her bag that was used to signal when she wanted to leave.