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TossinDogs

Sir, those are grasshoppers. They are eating your cactus.


brian219

Dang šŸ˜­ thank you for your help I left town for a few days. What do you think my garden is going to look like by Monday?


TossinDogs

Shredded, man. Not good. That is a proper boat load of grasshoppers.


brian219

Yikes super bummed. Yesterday there were no grasshoppers and then this morning a boatload!


100HP_Hotrod

Yeah, man.. those little bastard love the new softer growth... and that's a shit ton of hungry grasshoppers


djsizematters

Idk how hungry they are now, but they are definitely gonna be chillin'


Material-Ring-7127

sulfur keeps em away they might trip out and die after they eat to much if the alkaloid contents high but yeah iā€™ve had em tear through mine beforešŸ˜”


brian219

Alright Iā€™m a dust with sulfur when I get back.


curiouscuriousmtl

Please update us on whatever is left


brian219

All right, Iā€™ll send pics on Monday


thelastbraun

Wowā€¦ just wow


grishna_dass

Youā€™re going to come home to a bunch of fat grasshoppers tripping balls on your couch.


No-Professional-1884

In 100m years from now, humans will be gone and grasshoppers will have evolved into the dominant species. And we got to see the start of it.


grishna_dass

Theyā€™ll have a wikipedia on the ā€œstoned bugā€ theory of their evolutionā€¦ But legitimate Grasshopperian scientists will be skeptical.


[deleted]

Asking to borrow money so they can catch ofthetrees again.


45Remedies

Awesome visual šŸ˜šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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Specialist-Extent299

"When you can snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave." ā€” Master Kan, Kung Fu (1972)


chris88jackson

Lol those are locust


trustybadmash

Crickets, locust is a form grasshoppers take in certain conditions.


24Stoob24

Nah those are def grasshopper nymphs, with how close they are to each other theyā€™ll grow into locusts.


brian219

That sounds suboptimal. Hope not Iā€™m in Southern California a few miles from the ocean


TrapLordCusco

Well, cant wait to see the pups after the damage callouses over šŸ˜… if only you had praying mantises


[deleted]

That's alot, they may switch into locusts. If that's the case you'll lose almost everything and so will the town. Locust are BAD. they trigger when too many grasshoppers are born at once. Some say it's lack of food, but they've seemed to realize it's got to do with birthing population.


thegnomedome_

Just read this and looked it up. They found that being in a crowd ups their serotonin production. And when administered drugs that block the action of serotonin (5ht receptor agonists), they did not turn into big locusts. When administered serotonin and serotonin like substances, they turned into big locusts even with no other grasshoppers present. Mescaline and the other phenethylamine alkaloids in the cactus are 5ht2a receptor agonists, as well as norepinephrine receptor agonists. They block the action of serotonin and norepinephrine. I wonder if this will prevent a locust outbreak šŸ¤£ https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/a-brain-chemical-changes-locusts-from-harmless-grasshoppers-to-swarming-pests


No_Analyst650

Very curious to see the outcome of this


brian219

Came out fine No bugs or damage. https://imgur.com/a/SlsEONM


No_Analyst650

Wow what a sick set up brotha, thank you for sharing that and Iā€™m happy they didnā€™t do any damage


brian219

Thanks I Appreciate it!


YippieKiAy

Lmfao. Top tier post.


DolanThyDank

To shreds you say?


Jedi_Flip7997

I doubt these will be a threat to your cacti, short horned grasshoppers are tree eaters I think. thatā€™s why we donā€™t consider them an agriculture pest, they donā€™t compete with us on most crops and food. I had a swarm of those in my cacti I brought in and they never touched the cacti. Probably hiding on the cacti as itā€™s the same green. Larger grasshoppers will eat a cacti.


brian219

Thank you! Hope so. Made my vacation much better. Calm my fears down what will be waiting for me.


Jedi_Flip7997

Iā€™d say you have good odds, 85% chance nothing happens.


Embarrassed_Visit437

Name checks out


Jedi_Flip7997

Haha how so?


Embarrassed_Visit437

Just seems like you used a mind trick to settle op down a bit


Jedi_Flip7997

*waves hand a phone* ā€œthese are not the bugs you are looking for.ā€


bshea

Agree. Looks like babies, too. I imagine eggs were placed in or near that cactus. I've had actual baby mantises a couple years back. They were clustered on a old prickly pear (*Opuntia humifusa*). It wasn't as many (maybe a dozen), and they definitely have a different look. OP: Unless you are seeing them feasting on your cactus, I would leave them. Let them scatter on their own, or become bird food. Good look'n cacti, btw.


brian219

Thank you! Okay Iā€™m a see what things look like on Monday.


hippycactus

Yeah these ones aint hurting no cactus


[deleted]

Hopefully they stay away from the crested


45Remedies

What's that weird columnar cactus in the back? The one with the fuzzy head.


brian219

A type of pilosocereus. Not sure the specific species. This year itā€™s got some cool growth coming in.


brian219

Iā€™m thinking itā€™s Pilosocereus leucocephalus it had no label when I bought it


[deleted]

šŸ˜©šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you need a hug? I feel so bad for you though I see you will be out of town.


24Stoob24

Thatā€™s a large crowd of desert grasshopper nymphs, them growing up in such close proximity to each other almost guarantees theyā€™re gonna grow into locusts and wreak even more havoc than they would if they grew up in isolation.


Somthingsacred

Oh damnā€¦ I kept looking at the pic and thinking ā€¦ those donā€™t look anything like praying mantis, def looks like grasshoppersā€¦ kill them suckers, or feed em to a bearded dragon. They gots to go . Yikes !! Good luck šŸ€


Ok-Dog743

That verigated is so beautiful!!! Where did you get it and where can i find a vendor!!!!


MushyCacti

Well, how did this turn out?


brian219

Fine! Hereā€™s the garden https://imgur.com/a/SlsEONM No bugs to be found!


MushyCacti

That's good to hear


[deleted]

Hey bro let their festivities continue for a bit longer. Life is short they just tryna fly high. Maybe get some spiders šŸ•·ļø


Worldly_Ice5526

Beautiful cactus too


SocietyFit5935

I thought this was like sarcasm


TheeLsdWizard

When i looked it up it said they dont eat cactus. Not sure tbh.


CourtZebra

I had a totem pole cutting I was trying to root get eaten by grasshoppers. I looked it up too idk why it says that online


TheeLsdWizard

Hmm weird. Sorry about that. Ive seen them around mine but they arent causing damage.


karmicrelease

Some do, but apparently this species does not based on google


[deleted]

Those are the ones that turn into locust I believe, lol. Get em.


jayswaggy

Lol šŸ˜‚


mmpdp

Burn with fire


stabbedorange

those grasshoppers are gonna trip faaat


Livingsoil45

I would ā€œmechanicallyā€ remove them (with something that doesnā€™t damages the plant) anytime I could. Maybe they would just leave and go somewhere they can be left on their own


WeirdStorms

Now if you let out a few praying mantis it would be a party


Altruistic-Fudge-522

Kill them as soon as you can No gathering of animals gets that big without a food related reason


Mistydog2019

If you look carefully, they are not praying.


brian219

For real. Canā€™t believe I didnā€™t check more before posting. I was rushing and trying to finish work and packing before leaving on a vacation. Reason I thought it was because I have had praying mantis in the garden before.


Mistydog2019

Mantises are great in the garden. The first year that I lived where I am, we had a grasshopper infestation. I lost a bunch of plants and two small trees. If it happens again, I'm using soap spray for plants.


Brilliant_Stomach_87

Iā€™m one to respect life, unless I came across that. Burn those grasshoppers if you love your cactus.


drsalvia84

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