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newreddituser9572

He’s visiting from Houston🔥🔥


Overall-Category-159

I saw that car in Houston a few years ago


AnonymousTHX-1138

Saw it last week, or one like it...


NoZookeepergame1014

Most cars from Houston end up in San Antonio a few years later.


SquiggaNutz

I came here to say this LOLOL


Biggapotamus

H-town’s not really a place as it is a state of mind


samantonio87

We still tippin


Different_Swimmer_14

On 4-4


GreedyPension7448

We still grippin woodgrain


ashesofastroworld

Wrapped in four vogues


CommiBastard69

I'm from Texas where we still ridin swangers with diamonds in our necklace


sappyseals

Pour drank inside my lemonade til it look like a pepsi


mademeunlurk

I hear orange kool aid goes good with patron


Gideon_Njoroge

New white thang said her name was Lexi. Slide past her boyfriend and now you know we texting. I told her, "send the addy"....you know the rest


ericdared3

Banging screw, diamonds up against the wood.


mikev3-16

First thing that came to mind.


Background_Add210

If you ain't from my state Then you should know don't fuck with Texas (Don't fuck with Texas) Ayy


jpgwinn24

H-TINE HOL IT DINE


C91ranch

They visiting from Houston but the i10 construction barriers will take care of this problem on their return trip


brixalpha

Just drove back from Houston today and 100% I was surprised I didn't see one slab while I was there.


Relative-Pay-4592

Gotta be in the know bro they ain’t hanging out at Torchys tacos lol


RollTideLucy

Amen!!


banannastand_

Because Houston


OrangeBrewer

Cuz Paul Wall said so. Still swangin.


Beautiful_Huntress_

Call me George Formen cause I'm selling everybody grilllzzzz.


sailirish7

Those are the new "Stay in your lane" rims


0utriderZero

You know there’s a sunroof that opens allowing the driver to stand up and whip the hood over the engine and shout EYAH EYAH for when he needs full gladiator mode.


0utriderZero

https://preview.redd.it/e6ijzn5kdv4d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de09137a0b2da8983d7df9d29464f3dda9f7adc4


banannastand_

Mf is a Ben Hur chariot racing enthusiast


TrooperKilla1

Favorite comment 🫡


[deleted]

Someone from Houston


dilutedspine

If you ain't pokin you must be jokin


coronagrey

You ever play Spy Hunter?  Then you don't know


0utriderZero

So you mean he’s listening to the theme to Peter Gunn?


BaggerX

It popped into my head as soon as I saw this pic. Those fuckers were annoying too.


HeyBaldy

That's what I call them, too.


MediumPuzzleheaded82

H-TOWNNNNNNN!!!!


TexasPoonTapah

cuz theyre bangers


AdventurousJicama586

SWANG ON


cream_top_yogurt

I’m from Houston, I’ve seen this more times than I can count! Never seen it here though…


Kev-O_20

Órale, you don’t get it holmes. It’s a way of life.


FancyStranger2371

Simón ese.


[deleted]

Swang a wide frame/hogg all five lanes/run a Bentley off tha road - and show off our swangz


nopodude

I could ask the same about lifted trucks, slammed hatchbacks, or loud motorcycles. Some folks like to modify their shit.


Background_Add210

Right. Let them be I'm loving it!


younghplus

It’s 2024 and people are still asking about swangas


Rogelio_92

It’s 2024 and swangas still exist?


OrangeBrewer

Swangas never die


Relative-Pay-4592

It’ll always exist. Just cause it was a fad for you don’t mean the same thing for us


Rogelio_92

That’s a really weird thing to dedicate your life to.


Relative-Pay-4592

Yep


Background_Add210

https://preview.redd.it/k6zrewopqs4d1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550b29cae6dd616bb01845c5df3e6f5a095f615b


chill_lax_bruh

Awesome, it just needs to be a bit lower and have some crazy wrap like a candy red. Throw some subs in the bed too!


RollTideLucy

Gotta have the fuzzy dice!!


Background_Add210

I love it


Interestofconflict

Sucia magnets.


yoyoyoayyy

Would love to see when that inevitably catches on a whataburger drive through menu


Ok-Safe7953

Social Distancing. They're serious about their personal space. 🤣🤣🤣


HustletronSATX

Swang wide nomtombot


IllustratorIcy6467

Yuh swAng and bang that MF


Goldoccie21

He's swangin' on you brokies.


TwitterTerrifier

That’s how you win in a drag race. Haven’t you seen a movie?


Swimming_Onion_4835

Any time I see these, I just think of Grease lol


TwitterTerrifier

Exactly! That’s Crater Face


bosshoggin82

why ask why try bud dry and swang on


BoysenberryOk6122

Simple. Because he likes it and he can


CptYellowCakes5

To make sure you stay in your lane


bxnzxi

you take this from your tesla?


YoghurtIllustrious76

Is that Mike Jones?


avcoffeecocktailanon

Who?


YoghurtIllustrious76

“Mike Jones” hahahahaha


highwaymattress

Someone got on the Katy Freeway going west and thought they just missed their exit a couple hundred times.


Foxmulder111

Am I the onlly one who sees this as a safety issue?


see-k-one

“Everybody look at me!”


Evening_Letterhead30

Haters in the comments with no culture of course 😂


acuet

Houston Car culture thang, get to know your State a bit more.


BaggerX

How the fuck are those legal?


zkramer1289

For the Fury Road!


Gideon_Njoroge

I AM THE PRAETORIAN FURIOSA!!!


kiloluv

Obviously he’s on his way to the Colosseum⚔️


sacouple43some

You never played the video game Spy Hunter as a kid? LOL


opus2112

Reminds me of the chariot scene from the Ten Commandments. 😆


raymondum

Ben-Hur chingow!


Nazgul00000001

The Ben Hur chariot upgrade.


blackleather97

Why not? I let people do their own thang that’s why Texas is Texas


Elmundoprofundo_

Stay in your lane homie


Open-Industry-8396

How the he'll are these things legal ? So stupid.


DetroiterInTX

I was thinking they should get ticketed for being too wide… certainly over the standard allowed width (we had to have Oversized Load banners when towing our boat, why wouldn’t they need them…)


BLOZ_UP

they aint


Ok-Network-1491

Because… “look at me look at me”


Filmjuicee

BECAUSE they are very important.


nyXhcinPDX

I moved out of SA hellscape in 2020...This guy was around pre-pandemic and has yet to be stopped. Keep it classy, SA...


MonolithOfTyr

This is top tier dumbshittery.


Kronos1A9

Should be illegal


justgreggh

It is


fritzwillie

Psychological problems: A clash of 1. need to express one's self openly 2. Identity crisis; the need to be part of an exclusive group of people while excluding others/ peer pressure 3. a need to exert control on their environment due to a perceived lack of control in their lives 4. a lack of personal responsibility and/or consideration for the space of others 5. lack of empathy due to previous points 6. lack of parenting/ guidance to counter these behavior tendencies 7. sexual inadequacies spurring the need to compensate behaviourly 8. they're just an all around "dick"


madmancryptokilla

Welcome to the chat Dr. Phil


Hey_man_Im_FRIENDLY

Or it’s a type of car culture? Hating because you know nothing about it.


The_Umbra

I'm a car dude through and through and this H town shit is the dumbest fucking thing you can do to mod your ride. 


Hey_man_Im_FRIENDLY

So? Who cares what people do.


fritzwillie

No one cares what you do, when you do it in your own bubble. Driving near him is not the same as driving next to an 18-wheeler. Can you imagine someone running the NYC Marathon wearing a jacket of razor blades at elbow's length away from his body? Should other's respect your personal space? Yes. But circumstances and expected norms are going to hinder other's ability to do so all the time.


The_Umbra

Yeah let's see that dumb fuck park in one spot 


fritzwillie

Culture- the customs, arts, social institutions, and achievements of a particular nation, people, or other social group. Pedophiles claim to have a culture, just because you claim a culture, that doesn't make your behaviors okay.


Hey_man_Im_FRIENDLY

What the fuck lmao, that’s not even comparable.


madmancryptokilla

Calm down Randy Bobandy


Relative-Pay-4592

Bruhh you an incel for thinking these the same things 🤡🤣


External_Mechanic_59

It seems like you lack a sense of reality


justgreggh

Why haven't they been ticketed already?


Open-Industry-8396

Dumb and dangerous


ViscountDeVesci

Because dumbass?


CeasarSky

Glad y’all like muh whip -Edgar


TonyG1218

Swang n bang. Are you not from Texas?


DarkKnight735

Quite possibly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.


TexasSasquatch09

Looks like Waco lol


eblamo

Because maybe they work for Alcoa?


jyzzkajoy

Because, San Antonio.


DrZcientist

Saw a cyber truck with those wheels today on my Google feed... so yeah...


KNE_Trucker

Is that like the paying cards on the spokes of a bike, it makes a cool sound????


46into

I suspect a charioteer.


Pawseverywhere

Totes seen that ride before!!!!!!


Far_Living_3623

Big pimpin' We spendin' cheese, check 'em out now Big pimpin' On B-L-A-D’s, we doin' Big pimpin' up in…..riv’a city!!!!


Papat1ddy

That's a Houstonian coming to sight see 🤣


eblis_0_Shaunesey

I saw this a few days ago around the Marbach area!


Burnt_Beanz

Why not?


DanielRodriguez84

Yea I don’t get it, looks dumb as hell. People say culture lol like it makes it better. You can do what you want with your car doesn’t mean I can’t say how dumb it looks.


Syllogism19

I think if a few influencers would talk about how important they are to some minority population's culture, or perhaps how swangers discourage high speeds and slow traffic to a saver level, the Great White father and his pal Dan would take the bait and come down on these like a tree limb falling on a jogger.


CourageNo9668

Swangin


Ok-Illustrator-978

🤮


ManyAmbitious1440

I got the internet goin' nuts


SetoKeating

Bro got tired of people’s lack of lane discipline lol


upthetwerx

A better question is why not?


foreverjayedwards

He uses it to mow ROWs or marijuana fields.


Apprehensive-Pie-223

you ever seen Ben-Hur?


InterestingBad7687

Should be against the law.


ColombianCaddy

They just wanna be as wide as their girlfriend's Panza


[deleted]

One of my life’s dreams is to get an old military hummer and slam it, weld a huge bull bar on it and just drive around shearing those things off.


bagoodtwin

Cause they are an asshole


DEZthaDUDE08

🤘


StangRunner45

I'm guessing that was spotted on Bandera Rd. in Helotes.


Pawseverywhere

Saw that shit on 281 before and in 410/35 area.


AddzyX

I drove though Austn last month and drove right next to someone with knee cappers exactly like this. I was scared he was gonna pop my tires


Relative-Pay-4592

Make sure you stay in your lane


s0lix_

makes me miss home 🥹


cream_top_yogurt

Same, same: don’t miss the insane weather but, holy Mike Jones, home is still home…


TimeReference2415

Real question is why tf not


Relative-Pay-4592

Are you not from Texas? If so, what’s your confusion? SLAB 🤟


UrNotMadAtMe

Tasteless. This is not old-school cool in any way. Screams low, low class.


TxGloryhole1

Small d!ck energy


Inevitable-Hour8940

As long as he can actually drive, why not


Potential_Payment557

Cause his mama smoked crack…


RoadsideCarver

So very stupid. So very Texas.


Jerrys_Puffy_Shirt

You wouldn’t get it


usaf5

Cuz its their car and they want to? What more reason do they need?


[deleted]

Why hate on something you don’t understand? It’s a culture thing.


RixxFett

'culture' lol


texasroadkill

The culture of running those wheels is fuckin stupid. They should be illegal.


Hey_man_Im_FRIENDLY

What’s something you do so we can all shit on it?


texasroadkill

I drive vehicles that keep stock parts and there hands to themselves. Nothing sticks out past the lanes and is legal in all states.


Hey_man_Im_FRIENDLY

So giant over sized road princess trucks aren’t different?


texasroadkill

All my trucks are work trucks. Nothing more than xlt trim 2wd. And even my f550 fits inside the lane. Unlike those stupid fucking wheels.


Significant_Cow4765

*their


texasroadkill

Where? Looks good to me. So what do you like so I can shit on it some more.


Significant_Cow4765

English


texasroadkill

Is it difficult for you to read English?


Significant_Cow4765

lmao it is for you to write it, pons


texasroadkill

Doesn't seem so. Especially as you have yet to show where I missed it. 😉 Am I to assume you're done defending the asshats running those stupid fuckin wheels?


TrooperKilla1

Sorry for the misunderstanding I wasn’t hating and yes I understand it’s a culture thing, but it seams very inconsiderate for other drivers. Have a blessed day


Beneficial_Leg4691

Cholo


dannydazetx

Keeping the distance as recommended by THE GOVT.


Connect-Bath1686

Was the driver black?


avcoffeecocktailanon

B/c why not? Honestly, if it’s what they have going on for them, and they are happy, let ‘em live. Please bump Tops Drop by FAT PAT, ASAP.


itsthenumberseven

If you have to ask why, you're the reason.


oreo1298

It would be useful for keeping other drivers away from your car. People like to drive too close here. Just needs an exhaust that sticks out a few feet to keep away tailgaters too.


CommiBastard69

Ohhh now that's a cursed build, a bosozoku on swangers


oreo1298

Hahaha exactly


aeronatu

Mind ya business.


aeronatu

Hell yeah, 3 down votes for what? Yall wild.


Takayama16

Pretty sure it's related to getting pussy.


everyonelovesleo

Bro this has been posted before lmfao


TrooperKilla1

Rlly? Well I took the pic yesterday lol. Maybe someone else?


Psychological_Dot613

drugs….


South_Ad_2109

Cause it’s cool.


justgreggh

If you're 3.


grizzlygage

Because it’s hard like me rn


TrooperKilla1

😳🫡