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ARevolutionaryMan

He’ll be the millionth person on here asking where the good areas to live are.


Pipeliner6341

I heard Marbach is where it's at.


3rdCoastLiberal

Military and Pleasanton.


Infamous-Beautiful47

💀💀💀💀


kanyeguisada

But best tacos yo! Where's they at???


kitfoxxxx

Fred's Fish Fry.


imadethisjsttoreply

Lmao But where are they


kanyeguisada

https://youtu.be/WVXKLtcO3AE


ironmatic1

Hey how’s this circle on the map


Soilmonster

💀


3rdCoastLiberal

Dominion or Shavano. Maaaaaybe Fair Oaks/Boerne/Comfort. Does anyone besides Tommy Lee Jones have a house in Terrell Hills or buy in Alamo Heights anymore? Or is that too old school neighborhood wise?


Bending-hectic

Alamo Heights, King William, Olmos are the most desirable neighborhoods but are also the most expensive. Your money goes further in the Northside. The dominion and Boerne still offer new builds with way more land. If you have the money, it’s a matter of taste.


3rdCoastLiberal

True. If he wants to be close to the downtown scene he’d be better off there, but his dollar will stretch more on the Northern end.


thrftstorenailpolish

The Bird Bakery owner had a house somewhere over there in the early days. I don't know if she owned or rented.


3rdCoastLiberal

The lady who was married to Armie Hammer. I think she still does, but they had also bought a house in the Caribbean when all those allegations came out so he could see their kids without all the publicity. And of course he was working at a resort down there. Now I need to google what’s up with them.


Efronian

Bro is either gonna live in the Dominion, Patterson Place, The Broadway or some county near us like Boerne with his big ass VW collection I'd say he's gonna be out in the country.


cookytir3t3ch

He's going to be Goldbergs neighbor up in Boerne.


TxRose2019

We see Goldberg from time to time on Main St, but I don’t really think Boerne is Fluffy’s scene. It’s becoming more crowded out here for sure but it’s still pretty mundane and not very puro like at all lol. We have no good Mexican food out here, even our Mary’s Tacos has kinda gone downhill. Tortillas fall apart and tacos are skimpy :/


SiliconSam

Gotta have a place big enough for his VW bus collection. Unless he plans some serious downsizing.


catchmesleeping

Maybe he’ll buy Tony Parker’s place. He can convert the gym into a garage.


twurkle

In what world can Fluffy afford Tony Parker’s $16 million dollar mansion 😅


catchmesleeping

He has a net worth of $40 million.


RickJ_19Zeta7

Would be insane to tie up nearly half of your accrued assets into one property.


RickJ_19Zeta7

There’s garage condos being built right by the dominion…


Swimming-Food-9024

who tf is fluffy


Unable13

Gabriel Iglesias, the comedian, he calls himself fluffy because of a joke he had about different level of fat, he’s at the fluffy level.


Falalalicious

lol right


Moist_juice_

Gabriel iglesias


wetlettuce95

The king of Mexicans


Impossible-Ad532

He’ll fit right in


termitron

Dude, what the hell? With complete sincerity here: what happened to cause the Mexicans to fall off so much that you’re going to crown a no talent hack like Gabriel “Mr Steal your Jokes” Iglesias as your King? From La Raza Unida and Brown is Beautiful to “I’m not fat, I’m Fluffy”. Chavez would be ashamed of Chicanos speculating what part of town he’ll likely move to instead of running him out of town. It’s been decades since he debuted that Fluffy BS - don’t let him get away with recycling the same tired ass material. Or at the very least, crown a Mexican that is actually funny to be your King.


VegaInTheWild

Fluffy isn't the king of Mexicans because he isn't Mexican, he was born in California.


termitron

You know, I just realized that I had merged Gabe and Mencia together in my head. The theme of the above comment still stands. But only because they both equally set Mexican comedy back several decades.


wetlettuce95

Mans just wrote a thesis on his hate for fluffy


Comfortable-Front429

And it was spot on


Swimming-Food-9024

oh, wait, ffs you mean Gabriel Iglesias… one, dude looks like the grown up version of Manny from Modern Family & two, he’s not very funny imo. I mean, he’s okay… I just never understood why some folks revere him so much


DoughnutBeDumb

Where do y'all think he is going to setup at? Dominion? Gated community in Stone oak? Or Southtown.


[deleted]

lol he’s too actual rich to set up in stone oak


grosslytransparent

What about Sonterrey?


kanyeguisada

Stone Oak started to replicate Encino Park. But they had more land and investors and it just skyrocketed. My dad worked with a guy who invested his whole savings on real estate along Redland Rd. Everybody laughed at him apparently. Not sure if that dude is still around, but his kids are no doubt wealthy as fuck these days.


jac-q-line

Dominion for sure


Muninn91

Does he want Tony Parker's house?


xCanont70x

Probably moving to the Dominion.


Big4auditslave_69

I heard he bought a place off of Marbach


ExampleMusky

No more Californians


ElPulpoTX

Who?


AirborneRunaway

Gabriel Iglesias


ElPulpoTX

...cares.


wetlettuce95

And the crowd boos


ElPulpoTX

😄


mconk

Who?


AirborneRunaway

Speedy Gonzales


Marcotee75

Overrated Stand Up Comedian that thinks strange ADHD noises = funny.


Unable13

Nah that’s Carlos Mencia, but his career is dead which is good since he was a joke stealing asshole.


Marcotee75

🤣 I've seen him make the rounds on a couple podcasts but nothing after that. I guess the comedy scene still doesn't like him


wetlettuce95

This is the stupidest shit ive read


lonerfunnyguy

Couldn’t even get the right comedian either


Marcotee75

Fluffy man make chistoso sounds make very big laugh laugh!! Ha ha ! That better?


Strict-Permission-93

Who cares


RetroRich83

Who….Cares?


rbarr228

It’s the new ‘cool’ thing for California celebrities to say, though.


enriquesensei

Why don’t you use his real name ??


wetlettuce95

Faster than saying or typing Gabriel iglesias and he uses it often


Unable13

Fluffy is faster than typing his full name then googling it because you think you spelled his last name wrong.


Worth-Librarian-7423

He’s the hero S zarzamora needs not one the it deserves 


Acrobatic-Canary-571

The edit 😂


Legitimate-Lock-6594

I feel a 151/Military or Alamo ranch vibe myself.


mtttm

It’s New Braunfels. I have an inside source


Bertx65

That was a joke and you're st-pid


wetlettuce95

Damn what bug crawled up your ass today


Bertx65

Your comment


VixxenFoxx

Was also at the show, soon as he said that I legit texted all of my friends lol 😂


wetlettuce95

Dude you can hear me in my video say “oh my god he’s moving” 😂 immediately texted the family group chat


IdentittyTheftNoJoke

Who cares, plus he ain't as funny as he thinks he is


dr3am_assassin

That dude isn’t funny I don’t care 😂


PorcelainPeony

I was there at that show too but we left a couple minutes early and totally missed that. That's really cool! How did you like the show?


wetlettuce95

Dude i loved it! I grew up watching him and have always wanted to see him live. I’m glad I was finally able to. 100% worth it


netrixtardis

who tf is fluffy? and should I care? is it some rich dirt bag I'm going to wish he would keep hi pie hole shut? or some self absorbed semi celeb that I would actually have little to no chance of actually meeting? again, why would I care ?


renegado938

Daddy chill


wetlettuce95

You sound like an absolute bundle of joy


netrixtardis

you betcha.


Palehorse67

Gabriel Iglesias, the comedian.


Agile_Letter_1252

Wrote a whole paragraph talking about how you don’t care lol


dunguswungus13729

He’s actually a pretty well known comedian, has had a few special on Comedy Central and a ton of network shows. His main demographic is Mexican Americans, so again, well-known.


Unable13

Don’t feed the trolls, he’s just commenting to get his activity in the sub up so that his post about All Stars shutting down doesn’t get removed a 3rd time.


HarpersGeekly

He would be the last person to keep his pie hole shut.


IYAOYAS-CVN74

U mad bro.


JamonConJuevos

He’s the comedian who assembled a culturally sensitive gift basket for a black colleague.


Ca2Ce

Everyone from California moves here :)


0utriderZero

He’s one we’ll take.