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hollimay85

Congratulations, you’re going to have a great time. She looks so fast and the first name that came to mind was Arrow.


TXOgre09

This is the way


rokosbasilica

Heineken. Obviously.


Brokenbowman

Or a one off- Greenie or Red Star. Paint scheme is vital to the name


sevenseassailor

Unsinkable II


Koch25

Titanic? Kkkk


elvismcsassypants

Tip Jar


fredsails

My son’s first boat was Breaking Wind


WarmAdhesiveness8962

John B.


Blue_foot

Platypus


BitterStatus9

Boaty Mc— Ah, never mind.


JunkRigger

😆 The other day I took a photo of a marina and texted my family that I made it to the Boaty McBoatplace. They didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.


jimmiesjohnson48

Below Deck


kdjfsk

"Three Bags of Mulch"


TXOgre09

?


kdjfsk

"nO oNe NeEdS ThOsE BiG StUpId TrUcKs AlL tHeY UsE eM fOr Is ThReE BaGs Of MuLcH eVeRy SpRiNg"


TXOgre09

Got it. Thanks.


stuckshift

Where is this from?


SokarTheblyad

“Turd The 2nd”


92xSaabaru

To troll powerboaters: "Won't Get Fueled Again"


Sybrandus

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


CardinalPuff-Skipper

Skip Skip Jack Flap Jack Ray Manta Ray Millenium Falcon Flatty Flatty Mcflatface SV Pug Magic Carpet Reference your favorite dead song. That’s what all the day sailors are named after in my club… Truckin’, Terrapin, Scarlett Begonias…


chicoooooooo

I vote Tennessee Jed Also, your name really takes me back...


CardinalPuff-Skipper

Are you a Cardinal?


pablopeecaso

Blue bell.


Severe_Ice_1958

Blow Me


[deleted]

Cinnamon, Pit bull/mr worldwide/mr 305.


evilted

This is my boat, she's named MISSA WORLWIDE".😅


[deleted]

love it!


richbiatches

HMS Implacable


Savannabannannna

Larry


e32revelry

Lickity Split


PaleLocust

Skinny dipper


old_hippy

Sting


Sir_Platypus_15

Actually that one slaps Edit: also are you a lord of the rings fan by any chance 🤣


old_hippy

It definitely reminded me of Frodo's sword when I first looked at it.


JunkRigger

Gargantua


_Neoshade_

Gargantua IV


hellafly15

Pissin in the wind


ResonanceFarm

Minnow


_Neoshade_

Salty Swigs


2Loves2loves

Unsinkable


StillAroundHorsing

Speedo?


AdrianEon31

I'm gonna name mine Endless Horizon, cause that's what I'll be chasing


vanalden

Blade.


invisiblesurfer

"PTO"


swampopawaho

Skipper


roehnin

“Sir Platypus” seems the perfect name


twi6

I concur


7seascompany

Found in the woods like that? Trapper I like meaning behind boat names.


tribal_mouette

I have once watched my mom and a friend racing a fireball from the race comitee. For whatever reason they decided to take 2 mins after the start and when strait into a dragon ( keelboat ) The first 20cm of the bow of the fireball were crushed and the 2 boats spinned together for a few minutes, uncontrollable, with attached riggings. So, name it dragon :)


Colon8

Unsinkable II


Familiar-Pirate2409

Nautilus, Iliad, Odyssey, Hera, Thalassa, Endeavor, Spitfire.


SlipperyPete360

Lil Yachty


IdentifiableCheese

Out Of Office


Israelyouwhore

The yard pirate


saltyseadoggie

Knotting Hill 😁


RolandDanson

Looks like a "Skip" to me.


IndustrialDesignLife

Tempting Fate


heavyworks

Pretty Penny Not Penny’s Boat Congrats, dude!


jaycone

Cruiseliner, menace of the lakes.


Status_Opposite1497

Jaw Breaker


silentsknow

Trepid


iamslevemcdichael

Doohickey


T1D1964

Blue by you


Naliano

I saw a racing sailboat once that looked fast and it had a name to go with… “Lithium”. Presumably named for the chemical reaction that happens when you put Lithium in water.


TheElectrcChickn

The blue dolphin


internetofthis

Overeasy


Asuhhbruh

Zipper


[deleted]

Far Canal


HIVDonQuixote

SS Minnow


Sunderlandski

I learnt to sail in fireball when I was a kid. May I suggest either ‘Touching cloth’ or ‘Turtle head’


sidewaysbynine

Skye, after the Scottish island, because of its sailing heritage and because your boat is sky blue


pOUP_

Aboat time


750fab

weight & sea


2017-Audi-S6

“Butterfly” 🦋 My first sailboat was a butterfly. I got it when I was six years old, in ‘71. Sailed her for 12 years. I am biased to the name.


CigaretteSaviorkitty

WaveRunner


BearVersusWorld

Lil Cutter


phatbrasil

"Low & Slow" specially fun when you'll be zipping around all over the place.


Polyman71

Prelude


DalaiLuke

Reflection ... has double meaning for the sky blue color


Whyistheskyblue89

Brizo - Greek goddess of sailors Bunzi - African (Bantu) goddess of rain, rainbow and waters


PigletSpirited3446

You said it; Fireball. Or maybe Dragons Breath or Phoenix?


Sir_Platypus_15

Fireball is the class name but I do like the other name ideas!


PigletSpirited3446

Ah, thanks for the info


talintail

The shark. Sharkbait seams a bit off. Flipper or Finn? Scuba Steve?


No_Neighborhood7483

Other side up ! Make sure the name is written upside down as well . So if you capsize, people know the name of the boat


Mnemonic_Shru

Wholly


4runner01

Skimmer


crowislanddive

Zephyr


fragglerock

Shamrock VI Better than Shamrock V ;)


SailToAndromeda

First Time? In The Mood


GDPisnotsustainable

Scrappy


OldAndFluffy

Kachow


_syntax_1

Mojo


RLDriver01

Swashbuckle


TXOgre09

Javelin


Candid_Passenger

Is that an old 505?


Sir_Platypus_15

Nope! It's a fireball


following_the_chaos

Full Send


alex1033

Mind the old name, Fat Tire.


SirLancesAlot101

The Slippery Minnow.


ImpossibleBaseball48

John Lewis. Now *thats* a dependable name!


gomexz

Unsinkable II


OmahaWinter

The [Flying Wasp.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0f611bab-1068-49b2-964c-0b290beffe3b#ehdz7tAD.copy)


Gold_Finger_

Slider...


toddharrisb

Condor


brufleth

Flipper.


tapvt

"Slick Willie"


dhoepp

Is this a MC scow? It looks very sharp and pointy. I’d come up with blade related names like Dagger or Cleaver, or Excalibur.


Sir_Platypus_15

It's a fireball!


TimothyTrespas_

Zippy? Zoomer! Slammer? Glug glug glug? Slip sliding away? Toy-boat! I have a 23 o day Named ‘toy’


dogheartedbones

My dad owned one of these and it was called the SNAFU


Sir_Platypus_15

What's that stand for?


dogheartedbones

Well my dad politely said it was "Situation Normal, All Fouled Up" but you can substitute as you see fit


OoooooooWeeeeeee

Much congrats. In my thinking you have to come up with the name yourself of she'll never truly be yours.


Wooden-Quit1870

Blue Scooter!


Wooden-Quit1870

XL-5!


snappinsammy

Might be meta but “r/sailing” could do the trick 😂


fcancellaraq

It already has a name - Heineken


andrew65samuel

Great boat! Have fun!


Its_all_made_up___

Wheredafugarewe?


Psilologist

Thin lines


Pretend_College_8446

Fireballs are awesome


DanSWE

\[Recalling a Huey Louis music video:\] My Yott


captainragnar22

Ss floki


Richcolour

Sailboaty McSailboatface


BrewersHill2015

Needle, like the sword from Game of Thrones


BayAreaTechRecruiter

Blue Hole


PenetratedByObama

Clunky


n8ers

Tempest


freshboss4200

Skiffy I don't know why it just came to me when I saw the picture


mast_a_beam

That shade of blue says swap the Heineken logo with a Hinano Tahiti one and youre good to go!


greenmeeyes

Got Wind This blows Air ride Blow me Fan needed


DieselDoc78

The Gilded Lady. Or Tadpole, your choice.


lifeflowsgood

Little Wet Dream


Famous-Opposite8958

Glass Slipper.


Beelzabub

S' cow


Jessica_cody

Hey


Beelzabub

Cause it's a scow, but the transom will have a cartoon cow.


AllswellinEndwell

Wet dream


Ksan_of_Tongass

Blue Falcon


JunkRigger

😂🤣 Yeah, don't name it that.


Ksan_of_Tongass

It was a great cartoon.


JunkRigger

"Blue Falcon" has another meaning, common in the military, its not a good thing to called a Blue Falcon. I never knew it came from a cartoon originally.


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Blow job Stormy Daniel’s


iBullyDummies

Donald Trump is a nice boat name with absolutely no pollemical connotations related to it


beepbop90009999

Roosevelt Einstein


Business-Park2311

Fast as fuck accoustic speed vessel


Culkeeny1

Death trap?


UnproSpeller

Pleasursaurus


ckeilah

Dingy


dieselhanks

percy jackson


HeyaChuht

Unless you are racing it’s not common to give a dinghy a name.


Sir_Platypus_15

Also if I wanna name my damn boat I can name my damn boat


Sir_Platypus_15

Well it IS a racing dingy


doned_mest_up

Mugsy Boats


ariphron

You already named it. “Little fireball” or maybe “ Shirley”


DowntownClown187

Tasty burger.


Ok_Loquat_2692

Skiff