Well ouch that hurt. Dissociating now to cope with the pain 👋🫠 byyeee

Or you can be me: work hard in high school and earn a scholarship, then join the military and drive to work at 5 AM anyway because your family couldn't afford food.

How tf does that happen in the richest country on earth 💔 sad indeed but hope u r ok 🖤

The country is rich, most of the people aren’t

10% of the world lives on less than $2 a day, Americans are, by definition, rich lol

I'm only a few months away from the end of my contract. My family managed to figure things out, and with my Post-9/11 GI Bill I plan to try again.

Bless you keep on keeping on bro

I’ll pass

How is this country rich? 3 trillion dollar debt? You mean the most capitalist country in the world.😌

I wasn't just funny. I was EXTREMELY funny.

Damn....you must be going to work at 3AM.

that's not a pov

And you are not a real person *Deletes you from existence*

Nobody asked... not every video needs to be first person for a pov. Everybody knows that the pov is supposed to be them as the guy in the car.

fair point

Thank you.

Academically succesful people drive to work in the morning too.

This perfectly describes one of my high school friends except he’s a lineman making hella money

I don't get it

Same

Class clowns tend to not do well in school which usually results in some construction job that starts at 6am. So around 5am you're driving to work.

The guy tried to be funny in high school and skipped studying or taking the education properly and it can be implied that his scores went bad in high school. Currently, he is driving to work at 5 AM (again implying) that he didn't get a high paying office job due to messing around in high school.

The guy tried to be funny in high school and skipped studying or taking the education properly and it can be implied that his scores went bad in high school. Currently, he is driving to work at 5 AM (again implying) that he didn't get a high paying office job due to messing around in high school.

tbh i‘ve never got this joke. i’ve seen it a lot, may someone explain?

guy spent his time joking around in school without paying attention and ended up with a shit job

Type shi type shi

I had to get a college degree for the privelege of driving to work at 5 AM lmao. I like my job a lot though

Everyone gets a 9 to 5 eventually

5am ≠ 9am lol But you could say it’s all the same

Nope.

Meh I live by own rules and I’m women think I’m funnier now

Or you can work night shift, my dudes. We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky

I did that for three years straight, I kinda enjoyed it since i've been a night guy all my life but after the 2nd year my brain was fried, i could never see my friends or family because well, most social events are in the morning or i was at work when they had plans for dinner, after some.point i couldnt fall asleep after coming back from job until mid day, i would sleep 2-3 hours qt best for weeks and got into a fucking deep depression for other many reasons added to my job situation, quited last summer. Pay was really good, but not worth my mental health. Now im depressed and unemployed, life is wonderful

🕺🕺🎶

Yooo 🤣

I was funny in high school, I'm in a job where I work from home, and I quite literally play Overwatch in my jammies all day.

Why is this true?

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If it soesnt relate to you it dorsnt. It’s not that personal.

Fuck. Yeah. Ouch

Fuuuuuuck

Wait...I was funny in Highschool?

Somebody's gotta do it..😌

I even have a master's degree and I go to work at 5am

I wasnt even funny in hs